Is anybody gonna be watching the new wokified Spartacus show?

I'll watch it

>>213293307 (OP)
The only good piece of media on Spartacus is the book by Raffaello Giovagnoli.

>>213293307 (OP)
Woke is dead so there's probably a good reason for the woman gladiator to be there

>>213293307 (OP)
If there's nudity, yes. If there's isn't, no.
>inb4 itll be only male nudity

>>213293416
you keep thinking that.

>>213293626
It's starz so there's probably nudity

I will watch for Ivana's nudity & skip everything else

>>213293307 (OP)
DEY FIGHT NAO?

>>213293307 (OP)
Cancelled my Starz subscription as soon I saw this image.

>>213293307 (OP)
Hell yes. I want to see more Ashur. Plus it has Claudia Black getting nude in it. Nothing you posted is any different from the old Spartacus show which was great.

>wokifies
It was already wokifies

>>213293307 (OP)
I never heard of this I was gonna joke that this is a naevia spinoff but i looked it up and its an ashur spinoff lmfao

People watched the old show for Xena. The blonde was a surprise bonus. Then the show dropped off hard cause the main actor was fucking dead and the story was already written 50 years ago to have a shit demoralizaion ending.
This has nothing going for it.

>>213293307 (OP)
I would pay good money to watch those people kill each other.

>>213295174
People will watch this for fucking Aeryn Sun, dumbass

I would have preferred a prequel about Batiatus.

>>213293307 (OP)
I thought they were those apocalypto guys painted in blue when I first saw this pic

>>213295603
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spartacus:_Gods_of_the_Arena

>>213295603

What of good Solonius?

>>213295211
Too bad, they're going to be killing evil wypipo instead.

>>213293689
It's only been 6 months, you have 3-1/2 years to go. Let that sink in.

>>213293307 (OP)
Yes, tourist. O.G. Spartacus had many men and women of color, yet it's still beloved

>>213295354
Nobody has ever heard of whoever that is. Xena had an entire generation blueballed.

>>213294015
the old show became shit as soon as they escaped the ludus. actually, after CRIXUS, THE UNDEFEATED GAUL was defeated it was kind of gay from then on. the prequel was good, though.

The cinematography and choreography actually look phenomenal. Too bad the writing will definitely be sub-shit levels

>>213294020
Your comment embodies the disconnect

>>213297504
and the west has been woke for 20 yearsand all media for the next 10 years was developed during peak wokeness. To even make a dent will take at the least a consecutive conservative government in all major western powers so a decade at least by which point replacement will be complete.

>>213297837
It's not like the originals had some high iq writing or whatever you're looking for

>>213297915
Actual the originals had very interesting writing. Their striving to mirror Latin tongue in English commands respect

Didn't even watch the first one. Thought it looked gay and cringe.
Can't even remember Gladiator.

Stop watching this jockstrap shit you absolute normies

>>213293307 (OP)
lol

>>213293307 (OP)
all they had to do was make her white and I would have watched

>>213293416
It was produced just prior to the Kamala Harris presidency.

>>213293307 (OP)
spartacus was woke already

>>213297710
>Nobody has ever heard of whoever that is.
You'll probably refuse because you've mentally locked yourself into an argument, but you should check out Farscape.

>>213298030
You people are so fucking retarded.

>>213295174
>the main actor was fucking dead and the story was already written 50 years ago to have a shit demoralizaion ending.
?

>>213293416
She is Spartacus.

>>213298175
spartacus actor died after first season. dunno about what the rest of the shit is about

>>213298298
Nevermind, I thought they were talking about Xena.

>>213293307 (OP)
Fuck no, the other one was a master piece in its own way

>look dad, I’m acting!
How do you respond without sounding like good Solonius?

>>213298298
The did a great job with the replacement and that quick shift into a prequel. Still sad, but they did well with what they had

And what of the big tittied slave batiatus fucks in the bath?

Since this thread is disingenuous and only pretending there's black women on screen 99% of the time:

>>213296534
Fat black lesbian now

Didn't the old show (after the lead homo dies irl) show have a strong independent womyn that survived rape and kicking literal balls of her enemies? It was woke before woke was a thing

Yeah... i'll watch anything set in rome no matter how dogshit

>>213298730
Kinda she fought so one weak ass man, and then basically died in the very next fight she was in, it wasnt that woke, no

>>213298603
honestly i don't think i even noticed they changed actor, but that was long time ago so don't remember

I AM SLOPPACUS!

>>213296534

>>213293307 (OP)
If the new sluts are getting ass fucked like the old ones were, sure.

>>213294015
>Claudia Black getting nude
She's WHAT!?

>>213298761
It's good to see mah nigga Gram McTavish getting jobs

>>213300067
I've yet to see any proof that she actually will be. Only assumptions based on Lucy Lawless doing it in the original series.

>>213298889
I didn't like the new guy as much, but, he did very well I think.

how much you wanna bet every episode will have at least 1 cock in it and theres gonna be at most 1 sighting of a female nipple in the whole show

>>213300509
Odds on for sure.
And the main chick is embarrassingly unfit compared the men.

>>213300509

>>213300812
dickbutt lol

>>213300509
The entire draw of the original show was Xena's tits. Now it's Aeryn's. You people overreact so much kek

>>213293307 (OP)
Why the obsession with hamfist black women in american or brit productions?, is never an asian or arab that would make more sense even if forced for some historical stuff in eurasia, it has to be black women

>>213293336
and you should
so the youtubers I watch ripping this to shreds aren't alone

>>213293307 (OP)
>starring a bunch of overgroomed homos
I can't stand these awful body types

>2025
>watching anything
ISHYGDDT

>>213300509
there's hint of lesbian coalburn sex in the trailer already

>>213300968
They're slaves to be used until they die. You expect it to be a white women when she could be used for sex instead? You're dumb.

>>213300968
I think it's twofold
Blacks are seen as the most 'disadvantaged' of all minorities so get artificially elevated the most.

But also for better or worse blacks in the west have the most cultural integration with whites - mainly because most have little to no native culture to speak off.
Arabs and asians and indians come from well established nations and cultures with their own movies, tv shows, languages, sports etc. They neither want not care about their ''''inclusion'''' in white peoples' culture except when it comes to positions of power and high income.
Meanwhile most of the black population in the west doesn't really have anything except trying to push their way into white people stuff.
Arabs/Asians etc also deliberately isolate themselves in cultural enclaves within their host nation, while when this happens with blacks its mostly just because they can't afford anywhere else. Any that are financially successful always move to white people areas.

If I were to summarise I would say
>the black population wants to become a completely integrated part of white society as it exists now (whether they actually deserve this or behave accordingly is another matter)
>the arab/asian populations are more of an 'invading force' which see themselves as little enclaves of their own nation/culture operating within white countries

Why are there no Jews in the show? Every other ancient Roman show has them. I CHECKED the cocks for circumcisions.

>>213293307 (OP)
Of course not. I watched the original show for everything but the faggots and NuNaevia.

>>213293307 (OP)
What's the benefit of titty armor that leaves your belly exposed?

>>213301547
So a tit can still be in good shape to be grabbed, its the loot she drops when dead, a tit grab

>>213301448
Aren't you just seething you can't claim "EVERY DAMN TIME"?

>>213301547
BECAUSE GLADIATORS ARE THE EQUIVALENT OF ENTERTAINMENT WRESTLERS. She's there to make a spectacle and be looked at. Jesus you people are retarded.

>>213301640
I’m actually Jewish myself, was hoping for a couple (You)s

>>213298761
Does Ashur's actor have aids or something

>>213301802
Nope, but it's been a while I guess

>>213299400
day: improved

>>213300968
demoralization and distraction

>213301729
Ewww

>>213293307 (OP)
No. Those ppl look like Madonna's gay dancers

>>213293307 (OP)
I will give it a chance. Spartacus deserves a chance.

>>213293307 (OP)
Negative chance that I watch this shit.

>>213293307 (OP)
lol no

>>213302360
Ashur was one devious fucker in the original. Now he's surrounded by Romans plotting his downfall. Gonna be great.

>>213298694
>>213298717
Those are the villains dummy.

everything produced after the 50s was made by kikes and is already woke

>>213302590
It's called House of Ashur. THAT'S ASHUR. The black gladiator woman works for him. Fucking MORON

>all these fragile chuddies crapping their pants at the female warrior
>they've never even watched the show

>>213302679
of course not, who wants to watch nigger kike slop

>>213302679
she was by far the worst part of those seasons

>>213302679
>Watching
>Shows with browns
Yeah... no.

>>213302679
>chuddies
Wait, yall still use that word?

>>213302679
it's just nog fatigue

>slave girl kills multiple large men easily including Roman soldiers

>>213302679
that was before their brains were fried

>>213293626
>>213293716
>>213293760
There will be plenty of male nudity and gay shit. Don't hold your breath for female nudity

>>213293307 (OP)
Once more, the gods spread cheek and ram cock in ass...

>>213302679
>>213303147
man, the later seasons sucked

>>213301840
He looks so... deflated.

>>213293307 (OP)

Bros, THOSE ABOUT TO DIE (TATD) is a shit show. Terrible on all levels.

But BLACK SPARTACUSA looks like it will have all the glorious sex, nudity, violence, top tier writing and stellar acting/casting that we loved from the first 4 seasons of SPARTACUS.

So if you want to bitch and complain about anything, do it about TATD. Because that show is a MASSIVE fucking letdown/squandered opportunity.

>>213304031
I can tell that the show in your pic is retarded by merely glancing at the poster. You're telling me you actually watched it? That means you failed the first test.

>>213293626
>>213303312
2 ugly women will be nude so they can claim its being "fair"

>>213300913
scarecrow kike

>>213302679
>libturds anytime people dont worship niggers

I thought Asher was killed tho

>>213304759
Guess you're going to have to watch to find out

the first season was good because it had andy whitfield and that English guy from the mummy

The story was really focused around their relationship. Then andy whitfield died and they replaced the actor with another guy and the series started focusing on other characters and it felt less like a show about Spartacus.

>>213293307 (OP)
Imagine the smell back then.

>>213293307 (OP)
Why is this bitch wearing armor?

>>213305039
Rome did have good hygiene, but yeah, I often think about how bad pussy must have smelled in the far past

>Fags and Women in MY Spartacus?! THIS WILL NOT STAND! Call Trump to cancel this DEI show immediately!

>>213298030
This. There's literally like 4 "black woman who looks like kamala kicking ass" movies coming out this year. It's fucking hilarious.

>>213293760
This show will be catered to the female gaze and fags. Expect no tits, only dicks, male ass, and gay scenes of male gladiators being forced to be gay to entertain female roman patricians. This was made back when the woketards still thought Kamala would win.

>>213305112
Yes, retard. That show was long since past "this should've been cancelled" at the point of your screencap. Way to make the opposite of your own intended point so well.

>>213304759
its a reboot

>>213293416
No it’s not, they now have to advertise to straight normal people to try and bait them into paying to watch their subversive shit

>>213305428
It's not a reboot. It's an alternate history

>>213305772
it's literally a retcon reboot

>>213305879
You don't know what the word reboot means. Nor what alternate history means. As expected from an esl brainlet like you though

>>213293307 (OP)
They already had cringe female warriors in the later seasons, Crixus' bitch was the worst

>>213306026
im literally american

>>213304056

I watched about an ep and a half of TATD before totally dropping it. I read the book and desperately wanted the show to be good (like the book), but the show totally sucked.

Too many characters, too many plot lines, none of them interesting; not to mention not enough nudity, sex and violence.

>>213293307 (OP)
>a black woman in a period piece playing a slave is woke

>>213293307 (OP)
Only if they kill her like 2 seconds into her first fight in episode one. She tries to do that "I am sure to win because my speed is superior" shit and just gets killed in one strike
That shit would be hilarious

>>213300968
There were blacks in ancient rome. Its not like they were every third person, but they were there.

>>213305112
>posts the character everyone hated the most when the show was on
lol, lmao
getting unceremoniously killed by caesar was funny

>>213301547
What was the benefit of the weird fish helmet Roman gladiators actually wore?

>>213306338
>classical roman black woman warrior isn't woke, actually
imagine the levels of brainwashing you have to be on to make this argument

>>213306409
kek, hannibal brought some black horsemen with his army and they were terrifying because no roman had ever seen a black guy before

>>213306544
>they were terrifying because no roman had ever seen a black guy before
You're conflating Numidian Cavalry with War Elephants
Numidian Cavalry were expert harassers and skirmishers, which fucks with heavy infantry (like 75% of the Roman Legions) big time

>>213293307 (OP)

>female gladiator
>Not built like Chyna
What's the point.

Way too many darkies
People are conflating what romans refers as Africans (numidians, mauratenean, libyan etc) as some sort of charcoal dark disk lisp wearing jaw jutting flared nostril knuckle dragging cannibal dieting bantus, they would've referred dark skinned africans as ethopians or nubians

>>213306835
I don't care what they tell you in school
Cleopatra was black

Source? My grandma

>>213306965

>>213306965
She was an inbred swarthy white Greek

>>213307257
It's a meme, you dip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SK3mawPgcU

>>213296534
>>213299400
>>213301871
Always love to see

>>213298704
And what of good Shaniqua?

>>213293307 (OP)
It's like you faggots only watched the first 2 seasons of Spartacus (and I wouldn't blame you, the other seasons were fucking awful)

>>213307360
No, I've rewatched Spartacus like 18 times, so much so that I can recite whole scenes and most of the show without a prompt
nu-Naevia was far and away the WORST liked character when the new seasons came out

>>213300509
>>213303312
Any kind of sexuality is allowed to be celebrated except for male heterosexuality, which is immoral and oppressive :(

>>213293416
>Woke is dead
your masters told you that? thats why you said it?
man, woke is not dead, its agonizing, dont be a retard. Saying is dead is the prove you are a sheep.

>>213297739
season 2 and 3 dragged at times, but it had a worthy series finale, which is a rare thing in any show.

>>213298717
>>213298694
>2025
>women are all uglier than 2011
What causes this?

>>213293416
Woke is not even close to being fucking dead, kek.

>>213293416
It's slowly dying off, but it's nowhere near being gone yet. Don't let up, though!

>>213306189
I, as a subhuman eurofaggot, humbly apologize.

>>213300111
Oh shit, the Scot from Outlander. I didn't notice.

>>213293307 (OP)
>Is anybody gonna be watching the new wokified Spartacus show?

When is it going to be on? I'll watch but I'm not expecting much, it'll probably be full of feminist bullshit.

>>213309422
the entire show was always feminist bullshit however

>>213293786
This is why Boyega said Star Wars are racists.