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Is anybody gonna be watching the new wokified Spartacus show?
Anonymous No.213293336 >>213301024
I'll watch it
Anonymous No.213293378
>>213293307 (OP)
The only good piece of media on Spartacus is the book by Raffaello Giovagnoli.
Anonymous No.213293416 >>213293689 >>213298030 >>213298235 >>213305531 >>213307525 >>213307651 >>213307812
>>213293307 (OP)
Woke is dead so there's probably a good reason for the woman gladiator to be there
Anonymous No.213293626 >>213293716 >>213303312 >>213304086
>>213293307 (OP)
If there's nudity, yes. If there's isn't, no.
>inb4 itll be only male nudity
Anonymous No.213293689 >>213297504
>>213293416
you keep thinking that.
Anonymous No.213293716 >>213303312
>>213293626
It's starz so there's probably nudity
Anonymous No.213293760 >>213303312 >>213305165
I will watch for Ivana's nudity & skip everything else
Anonymous No.213293786 >>213309883
>>213293307 (OP)
DEY FIGHT NAO?
Anonymous No.213293902
>>213293307 (OP)
Cancelled my Starz subscription as soon I saw this image.
Anonymous No.213294015 >>213297739 >>213300067
>>213293307 (OP)
Hell yes. I want to see more Ashur. Plus it has Claudia Black getting nude in it. Nothing you posted is any different from the old Spartacus show which was great.
Anonymous No.213294020 >>213297884
>wokifies
It was already wokifies
Anonymous No.213295038
>>213293307 (OP)
I never heard of this I was gonna joke that this is a naevia spinoff but i looked it up and its an ashur spinoff lmfao
Anonymous No.213295174 >>213295354 >>213298175
People watched the old show for Xena. The blonde was a surprise bonus. Then the show dropped off hard cause the main actor was fucking dead and the story was already written 50 years ago to have a shit demoralizaion ending.
This has nothing going for it.
Anonymous No.213295211 >>213296628
>>213293307 (OP)
I would pay good money to watch those people kill each other.
Anonymous No.213295354 >>213297710
>>213295174
People will watch this for fucking Aeryn Sun, dumbass
Anonymous No.213295603 >>213296487 >>213296534
I would have preferred a prequel about Batiatus.
Anonymous No.213296401
>>213293307 (OP)
I thought they were those apocalypto guys painted in blue when I first saw this pic
Anonymous No.213296487
>>213295603
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spartacus:_Gods_of_the_Arena
Anonymous No.213296534 >>213298704 >>213299400 >>213307314
>>213295603

What of good Solonius?
Anonymous No.213296628
>>213295211
Too bad, they're going to be killing evil wypipo instead.
Anonymous No.213297504 >>213297889
>>213293689
It's only been 6 months, you have 3-1/2 years to go. Let that sink in.
Anonymous No.213297540
>>213293307 (OP)
Yes, tourist. O.G. Spartacus had many men and women of color, yet it's still beloved
Anonymous No.213297572
Anonymous No.213297710 >>213298083
>>213295354
Nobody has ever heard of whoever that is. Xena had an entire generation blueballed.
Anonymous No.213297739 >>213307549
>>213294015
the old show became shit as soon as they escaped the ludus. actually, after CRIXUS, THE UNDEFEATED GAUL was defeated it was kind of gay from then on. the prequel was good, though.
Anonymous No.213297837 >>213297915
The cinematography and choreography actually look phenomenal. Too bad the writing will definitely be sub-shit levels
Anonymous No.213297884
>>213294020
Your comment embodies the disconnect
Anonymous No.213297889
>>213297504
and the west has been woke for 20 yearsand all media for the next 10 years was developed during peak wokeness. To even make a dent will take at the least a consecutive conservative government in all major western powers so a decade at least by which point replacement will be complete.
Anonymous No.213297915 >>213297963
>>213297837
It's not like the originals had some high iq writing or whatever you're looking for
Anonymous No.213297963
>>213297915
Actual the originals had very interesting writing. Their striving to mirror Latin tongue in English commands respect
Anonymous No.213297980
Didn't even watch the first one. Thought it looked gay and cringe.
Can't even remember Gladiator.

Stop watching this jockstrap shit you absolute normies
Anonymous No.213297999
>>213293307 (OP)
lol
Anonymous No.213298022
>>213293307 (OP)
all they had to do was make her white and I would have watched
Anonymous No.213298030 >>213298174 >>213305122
>>213293416
It was produced just prior to the Kamala Harris presidency.
Anonymous No.213298055
>>213293307 (OP)
spartacus was woke already
Anonymous No.213298083
>>213297710
>Nobody has ever heard of whoever that is.
You'll probably refuse because you've mentally locked yourself into an argument, but you should check out Farscape.
Anonymous No.213298174
>>213298030
You people are so fucking retarded.
Anonymous No.213298175 >>213298298
>>213295174
>the main actor was fucking dead and the story was already written 50 years ago to have a shit demoralizaion ending.
?
Anonymous No.213298235
>>213293416
She is Spartacus.
Anonymous No.213298298 >>213298467 >>213298603
>>213298175
spartacus actor died after first season. dunno about what the rest of the shit is about
Anonymous No.213298467
>>213298298
Nevermind, I thought they were talking about Xena.
Anonymous No.213298494
>>213293307 (OP)
Fuck no, the other one was a master piece in its own way
Anonymous No.213298519
>look dad, I’m acting!
How do you respond without sounding like good Solonius?
Anonymous No.213298603 >>213298889
>>213298298
The did a great job with the replacement and that quick shift into a prequel. Still sad, but they did well with what they had
Anonymous No.213298628
And what of the big tittied slave batiatus fucks in the bath?
Anonymous No.213298694 >>213302590 >>213307595
Since this thread is disingenuous and only pretending there's black women on screen 99% of the time:
Anonymous No.213298704 >>213307333
>>213296534
Fat black lesbian now
Anonymous No.213298717 >>213302590 >>213307595
Anonymous No.213298730 >>213298853
Didn't the old show (after the lead homo dies irl) show have a strong independent womyn that survived rape and kicking literal balls of her enemies? It was woke before woke was a thing
Anonymous No.213298743
Yeah... i'll watch anything set in rome no matter how dogshit
Anonymous No.213298761 >>213300111 >>213301802
Anonymous No.213298853
>>213298730
Kinda she fought so one weak ass man, and then basically died in the very next fight she was in, it wasnt that woke, no
Anonymous No.213298889 >>213300448
>>213298603
honestly i don't think i even noticed they changed actor, but that was long time ago so don't remember
Anonymous No.213299022
I AM SLOPPACUS!
Anonymous No.213299219
Anonymous No.213299400 >>213301871 >>213307314
>>213296534
Anonymous No.213300043
>>213293307 (OP)
If the new sluts are getting ass fucked like the old ones were, sure.
Anonymous No.213300067 >>213300228
>>213294015
>Claudia Black getting nude
She's WHAT!?
Anonymous No.213300111 >>213308443
>>213298761
It's good to see mah nigga Gram McTavish getting jobs
Anonymous No.213300228
>>213300067
I've yet to see any proof that she actually will be. Only assumptions based on Lucy Lawless doing it in the original series.
Anonymous No.213300448
>>213298889
I didn't like the new guy as much, but, he did very well I think.
Anonymous No.213300509 >>213300681 >>213300812 >>213300913 >>213301095 >>213307519
how much you wanna bet every episode will have at least 1 cock in it and theres gonna be at most 1 sighting of a female nipple in the whole show
Anonymous No.213300681
>>213300509
Odds on for sure.
And the main chick is embarrassingly unfit compared the men.
Anonymous No.213300812 >>213300862
>>213300509
Anonymous No.213300862
>>213300812
dickbutt lol
Anonymous No.213300913 >>213304353
>>213300509
The entire draw of the original show was Xena's tits. Now it's Aeryn's. You people overreact so much kek
Anonymous No.213300968 >>213301287 >>213301288 >>213301889 >>213306409
>>213293307 (OP)
Why the obsession with hamfist black women in american or brit productions?, is never an asian or arab that would make more sense even if forced for some historical stuff in eurasia, it has to be black women
Anonymous No.213301024
>>213293336
and you should
so the youtubers I watch ripping this to shreds aren't alone
Anonymous No.213301025
>>213293307 (OP)
>starring a bunch of overgroomed homos
I can't stand these awful body types
Anonymous No.213301037
>2025
>watching anything
ISHYGDDT
Anonymous No.213301095
>>213300509
there's hint of lesbian coalburn sex in the trailer already
Anonymous No.213301287
>>213300968
They're slaves to be used until they die. You expect it to be a white women when she could be used for sex instead? You're dumb.
Anonymous No.213301288
>>213300968
I think it's twofold
Blacks are seen as the most 'disadvantaged' of all minorities so get artificially elevated the most.

But also for better or worse blacks in the west have the most cultural integration with whites - mainly because most have little to no native culture to speak off.
Arabs and asians and indians come from well established nations and cultures with their own movies, tv shows, languages, sports etc. They neither want not care about their ''''inclusion'''' in white peoples' culture except when it comes to positions of power and high income.
Meanwhile most of the black population in the west doesn't really have anything except trying to push their way into white people stuff.
Arabs/Asians etc also deliberately isolate themselves in cultural enclaves within their host nation, while when this happens with blacks its mostly just because they can't afford anywhere else. Any that are financially successful always move to white people areas.

If I were to summarise I would say
>the black population wants to become a completely integrated part of white society as it exists now (whether they actually deserve this or behave accordingly is another matter)
>the arab/asian populations are more of an 'invading force' which see themselves as little enclaves of their own nation/culture operating within white countries
Anonymous No.213301448 >>213301640
Why are there no Jews in the show? Every other ancient Roman show has them. I CHECKED the cocks for circumcisions.
Anonymous No.213301500
>>213293307 (OP)
Of course not. I watched the original show for everything but the faggots and NuNaevia.
Anonymous No.213301547 >>213301582 >>213301678 >>213306441
>>213293307 (OP)
What's the benefit of titty armor that leaves your belly exposed?
Anonymous No.213301582
>>213301547
So a tit can still be in good shape to be grabbed, its the loot she drops when dead, a tit grab
Anonymous No.213301640 >>213301729
>>213301448
Aren't you just seething you can't claim "EVERY DAMN TIME"?
Anonymous No.213301678
>>213301547
BECAUSE GLADIATORS ARE THE EQUIVALENT OF ENTERTAINMENT WRESTLERS. She's there to make a spectacle and be looked at. Jesus you people are retarded.
Anonymous No.213301729
>>213301640
I’m actually Jewish myself, was hoping for a couple (You)s
Anonymous No.213301802 >>213301840
>>213298761
Does Ashur's actor have aids or something
Anonymous No.213301840 >>213303997
>>213301802
Nope, but it's been a while I guess
Anonymous No.213301871 >>213307314
>>213299400
day: improved
Anonymous No.213301889
>>213300968
demoralization and distraction
Anonymous No.213301914
>213301729
Ewww
Anonymous No.213301923
>>213293307 (OP)
No. Those ppl look like Madonna's gay dancers
Anonymous No.213302360 >>213302581
>>213293307 (OP)
I will give it a chance. Spartacus deserves a chance.
Anonymous No.213302531
>>213293307 (OP)
Negative chance that I watch this shit.
Anonymous No.213302575
>>213293307 (OP)
lol no
Anonymous No.213302581
>>213302360
Ashur was one devious fucker in the original. Now he's surrounded by Romans plotting his downfall. Gonna be great.
Anonymous No.213302590 >>213302654
>>213298694
>>213298717
Those are the villains dummy.
Anonymous No.213302648
everything produced after the 50s was made by kikes and is already woke
Anonymous No.213302654
>>213302590
It's called House of Ashur. THAT'S ASHUR. The black gladiator woman works for him. Fucking MORON
Anonymous No.213302679 >>213302729 >>213302805 >>213302856 >>213302993 >>213303007 >>213303282 >>213303973 >>213304478
>all these fragile chuddies crapping their pants at the female warrior
>they've never even watched the show
Anonymous No.213302729
>>213302679
of course not, who wants to watch nigger kike slop
Anonymous No.213302805
>>213302679
she was by far the worst part of those seasons
Anonymous No.213302856
>>213302679
>Watching
>Shows with browns
Yeah... no.
Anonymous No.213302993
>>213302679
>chuddies
Wait, yall still use that word?
Anonymous No.213303007
>>213302679
it's just nog fatigue
Anonymous No.213303147 >>213303973
Anonymous No.213303223
>slave girl kills multiple large men easily including Roman soldiers
Anonymous No.213303282
>>213302679
that was before their brains were fried
Anonymous No.213303312 >>213304086 >>213307519
>>213293626
>>213293716
>>213293760
There will be plenty of male nudity and gay shit. Don't hold your breath for female nudity
Anonymous No.213303951
>>213293307 (OP)
Once more, the gods spread cheek and ram cock in ass...
Anonymous No.213303973
>>213302679
>>213303147
man, the later seasons sucked
Anonymous No.213303997
>>213301840
He looks so... deflated.
Anonymous No.213304031 >>213304056
>>213293307 (OP)

Bros, THOSE ABOUT TO DIE (TATD) is a shit show. Terrible on all levels.

But BLACK SPARTACUSA looks like it will have all the glorious sex, nudity, violence, top tier writing and stellar acting/casting that we loved from the first 4 seasons of SPARTACUS.

So if you want to bitch and complain about anything, do it about TATD. Because that show is a MASSIVE fucking letdown/squandered opportunity.
Anonymous No.213304056 >>213306222
>>213304031
I can tell that the show in your pic is retarded by merely glancing at the poster. You're telling me you actually watched it? That means you failed the first test.
Anonymous No.213304086
>>213293626
>>213303312
2 ugly women will be nude so they can claim its being "fair"
Anonymous No.213304353
>>213300913
scarecrow kike
Anonymous No.213304478
>>213302679
>libturds anytime people dont worship niggers
Anonymous No.213304759 >>213304851 >>213305428
I thought Asher was killed tho
Anonymous No.213304851
>>213304759
Guess you're going to have to watch to find out
Anonymous No.213305012
the first season was good because it had andy whitfield and that English guy from the mummy

The story was really focused around their relationship. Then andy whitfield died and they replaced the actor with another guy and the series started focusing on other characters and it felt less like a show about Spartacus.
Anonymous No.213305039 >>213305069
>>213293307 (OP)
Imagine the smell back then.
Anonymous No.213305040
>>213293307 (OP)
Why is this bitch wearing armor?
Anonymous No.213305069
>>213305039
Rome did have good hygiene, but yeah, I often think about how bad pussy must have smelled in the far past
Anonymous No.213305112 >>213305239 >>213306439
>Fags and Women in MY Spartacus?! THIS WILL NOT STAND! Call Trump to cancel this DEI show immediately!
Anonymous No.213305122
>>213298030
This. There's literally like 4 "black woman who looks like kamala kicking ass" movies coming out this year. It's fucking hilarious.
Anonymous No.213305165
>>213293760
This show will be catered to the female gaze and fags. Expect no tits, only dicks, male ass, and gay scenes of male gladiators being forced to be gay to entertain female roman patricians. This was made back when the woketards still thought Kamala would win.
Anonymous No.213305239
>>213305112
Yes, retard. That show was long since past "this should've been cancelled" at the point of your screencap. Way to make the opposite of your own intended point so well.
Anonymous No.213305428 >>213305772
>>213304759
its a reboot
Anonymous No.213305531
>>213293416
No it’s not, they now have to advertise to straight normal people to try and bait them into paying to watch their subversive shit
Anonymous No.213305772 >>213305879
>>213305428
It's not a reboot. It's an alternate history
Anonymous No.213305879 >>213306026
>>213305772
it's literally a retcon reboot
Anonymous No.213306026 >>213306189
>>213305879
You don't know what the word reboot means. Nor what alternate history means. As expected from an esl brainlet like you though
Anonymous No.213306065
>>213293307 (OP)
They already had cringe female warriors in the later seasons, Crixus' bitch was the worst
Anonymous No.213306189 >>213308322
>>213306026
im literally american
Anonymous No.213306222
>>213304056

I watched about an ep and a half of TATD before totally dropping it. I read the book and desperately wanted the show to be good (like the book), but the show totally sucked.

Too many characters, too many plot lines, none of them interesting; not to mention not enough nudity, sex and violence.
Anonymous No.213306338 >>213306517
>>213293307 (OP)
>a black woman in a period piece playing a slave is woke
Anonymous No.213306404
>>213293307 (OP)
Only if they kill her like 2 seconds into her first fight in episode one. She tries to do that "I am sure to win because my speed is superior" shit and just gets killed in one strike
That shit would be hilarious
Anonymous No.213306409 >>213306544
>>213300968
There were blacks in ancient rome. Its not like they were every third person, but they were there.
Anonymous No.213306439
>>213305112
>posts the character everyone hated the most when the show was on
lol, lmao
getting unceremoniously killed by caesar was funny
Anonymous No.213306441
>>213301547
What was the benefit of the weird fish helmet Roman gladiators actually wore?
Anonymous No.213306517
>>213306338
>classical roman black woman warrior isn't woke, actually
imagine the levels of brainwashing you have to be on to make this argument
Anonymous No.213306544 >>213306653
>>213306409
kek, hannibal brought some black horsemen with his army and they were terrifying because no roman had ever seen a black guy before
Anonymous No.213306653
>>213306544
>they were terrifying because no roman had ever seen a black guy before
You're conflating Numidian Cavalry with War Elephants
Numidian Cavalry were expert harassers and skirmishers, which fucks with heavy infantry (like 75% of the Roman Legions) big time
Anonymous No.213306731
>>213293307 (OP)
Anonymous No.213306807
>female gladiator
>Not built like Chyna
What's the point.
Anonymous No.213306835 >>213306965
Way too many darkies
People are conflating what romans refers as Africans (numidians, mauratenean, libyan etc) as some sort of charcoal dark disk lisp wearing jaw jutting flared nostril knuckle dragging cannibal dieting bantus, they would've referred dark skinned africans as ethopians or nubians
Anonymous No.213306965 >>213307088 >>213307257
>>213306835
I don't care what they tell you in school
Cleopatra was black

Source? My grandma
Anonymous No.213307088
>>213306965
Anonymous No.213307257 >>213307274
>>213306965
She was an inbred swarthy white Greek
Anonymous No.213307274
>>213307257
It's a meme, you dip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SK3mawPgcU
Anonymous No.213307314
>>213296534
>>213299400
>>213301871
Always love to see
Anonymous No.213307333
>>213298704
And what of good Shaniqua?
Anonymous No.213307360 >>213307439
>>213293307 (OP)
It's like you faggots only watched the first 2 seasons of Spartacus (and I wouldn't blame you, the other seasons were fucking awful)
Anonymous No.213307439
>>213307360
No, I've rewatched Spartacus like 18 times, so much so that I can recite whole scenes and most of the show without a prompt
nu-Naevia was far and away the WORST liked character when the new seasons came out
Anonymous No.213307519
>>213300509
>>213303312
Any kind of sexuality is allowed to be celebrated except for male heterosexuality, which is immoral and oppressive :(
Anonymous No.213307525
>>213293416
>Woke is dead
your masters told you that? thats why you said it?
man, woke is not dead, its agonizing, dont be a retard. Saying is dead is the prove you are a sheep.
Anonymous No.213307549
>>213297739
season 2 and 3 dragged at times, but it had a worthy series finale, which is a rare thing in any show.
Anonymous No.213307595
>>213298717
>>213298694
>2025
>women are all uglier than 2011
What causes this?
Anonymous No.213307651
>>213293416
Woke is not even close to being fucking dead, kek.
Anonymous No.213307812
>>213293416
It's slowly dying off, but it's nowhere near being gone yet. Don't let up, though!
Anonymous No.213308322
>>213306189
I, as a subhuman eurofaggot, humbly apologize.
Anonymous No.213308443
>>213300111
Oh shit, the Scot from Outlander. I didn't notice.
Anonymous No.213309422 >>213309844
>>213293307 (OP)
>Is anybody gonna be watching the new wokified Spartacus show?

When is it going to be on? I'll watch but I'm not expecting much, it'll probably be full of feminist bullshit.
Anonymous No.213309844
>>213309422
the entire show was always feminist bullshit however
Anonymous No.213309883
>>213293786
This is why Boyega said Star Wars are racists.