Thread 213294121

Sometimes I rewatch this scene just so I can get mad at this scene. It's very therapeutic.

This artist spent 10 years learning how to put raw fish on some rice

>>213294121 (OP)
I would have started punching his head right after the "Mr. Miyagi" comment.

yeah those loud normalfags on their cellphone also piss me off greatly

The mr miyagi beatdown was so nice i'm thinking that part came from writer's personal experience

>My heckin ricerino-perfectly seasoned
>NOOOOOO that's not how you eat it!

I went to Japan and the food gets so fucking boring so fucning fast. Dont get me wrong, ive never felt better in my life given the healthy nature of the food and all the walking, but I remember seeing an Indian restaurant and chimping out in excitement because it was something with flavor and spice that wasn't wasabi .

>>213294890
yeah it almost makes me wish I was a cheeb instead
how is chinese food in japan?

>>213294121 (OP)
>Sperging out over fucking raw fish
Is he supposed to be sympathetic here?

>Cleanse the what now? The palate? No ginger on fish? Heh, I'll do what I want. I'm an AMERICAN!
>h-hey guy he's an a-artist, a-a-a-and
>SOUNDS LIKE WOKE NONSENSE TO ME! Heh, I'm only messin' with ya. I love Japan. KONNICHIWA, DUDE!
>y-y-y-ou're such a fucking c-c-c-c-CHUD!!
>*PUNCH*
>the weeb goes down like a sack of bricks. The chef has a sigh of relief for being rid of the weeaboo, for now. A nearby Asian girl gets sopping wet over the sight of Chad dominating
>Ooooh, Mr. Miyagi over here, I thought ya knew karate, how come ya didn't block that? Heheh...
>*the Chad picks up the weeb's wallet*
>Hey whatta we got here? Twenty bucks? Mr. Miyagi? More like Mr. Rockefeller! Hahaha! Hey, keep the change. Heh, domo arigato, DICKWAD-SAN. SAYONARA, DUDE!
https://vocaroo.com/165HthZHAjxi

>>213295297
the guy dunking the sushi in onions sauce is the sympathetic one

>>213295327
kek I wish all threads had larping of scenes like this

Why do Japanese need several years to learn how to cut an egg? It's not that difficult.
Are the mentally challenged?

>>213295327
have a (You)

>>213294976
Didn't get the opportunity to try it. I had a manic episode and left early

>>213294121 (OP)
>Thanku yoo mosteru honeraberu gaijin-sama... Thatu prainu hwaito riisu wirru be $199 + tippu onegaishimasu kudasai

>>213295327
That was... impressive

>>213294890
There are tons of places throughout Japan that aren't just meat and rice, you are so fucking full of shit lol

>>213296648
>That a raw a fish. You wanna eat that? Hah! Japanese shit!
NIPS ON SUICIDE WATCH!!!!

>>213294121 (OP)
What a colossal faggot.

>>213294121 (OP)
>THE TAMAGO
do amerishit weebs honestly do this? use a japanese word for a word that exists in perfect english?

>>213296648
Westerners think Japan and China might cozy up but there is a hell of a lot of bad blood there

The general ignorance of Chinese history is pretty shocking. Even in China but especially outside it.

>>213294121 (OP)
>NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU DON'T USE THE FUCKING SAUCE THEY PROVIDE TO YOU! NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>213296729
I know right? Fuck that obnoxious dude on the phone

>>213296765
>egg
>egg, Japan

>Go to kurasishi
>Get 20 pieces of tuna and salmon nigiri for $8
>Finish off with a plate of fried chicken and fries
LMAO fuck you Mr miyagi it's fish and rice made by a guy on minimum wage

I tried this and apparently you're just supposed to let the other customers do whatever because afterwards the whole restaurant had to watch the apprentice chef disembowel himself. I guess it was disrespectful towards the establishment? Anyway they gave me his wife.

>>213296765
Chicken cordon bleu
Béchamel
Mirepoix
Croissant
Strudel
Paté
Tartare
Foie Gras

>>213296827
>Westerners think Japan and China might cozy up
lol literally no westerner thinks Japan is pro China you dumb faggot

>>213296765
Because it’s not the same thing obviously. When Americans say omelette it’s obviously synonymous with the French variation, and not a rolled up egg with onions sauce or whatever they put in it.

>>213298433
Please don't make me get the articles out anon
Just take my word for it

>>213298573
I don’t know what they do to it but Tamago is sweeter and has a different texture than regular eggs.

>>213298618
They definitely put sugar in it because they seem to do that for everything maybe onions sauce or dashi, mirin etc one of those Japanese staple ingredients

>>213298586
You must be american

>>213294121 (OP)
I always thought it would be funny if, after ranting about how that guy is eating the sushi wrong, he eats it in an even worse way

>>213296648
>chinese cooking and a history lesson
pretty nice, ngl

>>213296648
Another historical event that never happened.

The Japs did nothing wrong.

>>213300261
>worse way
being what? With his fingers as nigiri is intended?

>>213294121 (OP)
Why this kind of thing is pure faggotry ...

Obviously taste is subjective, like whether you like your steak rare or well done, and the chef-fag can never tell you that, which also applies to seasoning. But objectively ...

The classic example of a chef-fag flipping out because you put salt on his 'perfect' dish is bullshit because for all he knows you just ran a fucking marathon and can't even taste the pussy amount of salt he put on it because you're electrolyte levels are deficient. Maybe you eat spicy food all the time and your taste buds are totally fried. Maybe you have some medical condition. How the fuck would he know?

Fuck these faggots.