Cubano edition

previous >>213286329

Batista is a huge simp. Just fuck off back to Miami.

>>213294351
I'm looking forward to him interviewing Dex and Harrison together over sandwiches next episode.

>already half way through
shit, they better at least give us an original sin announce date at the end

>>213294323 (OP)
Did anyone notice notice that Uma's mothers name is Mildred Brown? So her name is Charley Brown?

>>213294394
my socio... batista is our hermano... think of the cubano's...

>>213294394

>>213294351
*walks up to the bar*
dos cubanos por favor mi hermano

>quality has already started to decline
Dexter bros I don't feel so good. We're in for a repeat of New Blood aren't we?

>>213294323 (OP)
Batista is going to fuck Harrison's girlfriend

>>213294323 (OP)
how come stuff today looks like someone laid a piece of paper over the screen

>>213294579
ayy she needs a real papi, not some little white boy

>>213294555
Nah, multiple seasons confirmed. They're not committed to making another terrible series finale yet

>You will never shower with Lady Vengeance

>>213294621
someone taught these people that things that look good are actually bad, so now everything looks like shit

>>213294351
la pasión por asesinos en serie

>>213294651
Was she going to try to kill Dexter if he'd gone in there?

>>213294721
she just wanted la pasion

>>213294323 (OP)
Facts about Dexter
>Loves the cubanos
>Loves his son harrisson that shot him
>Never told his sister that he saved her from his own brother that she was fucking
>Loves bowling even though he's antisocial retard
>Doesn't give a shit about his adopted children
>Considers his father a hero even though he let brian be a serial killer and had an affair with his biological mother
>Didn't kill the most notorious serial killer in history when he had the chance

>>213294721
No

>>213294676
Original Sin is nice and bright, not counting the piss filter for the Harry flashbacks.

>>213294555
of course we are. it's dexter. you actually thought we were gonna get a an actually good complete series again?

>>213294460
has uma thurman ever looked this good?

>>213294555
watch the preview for episode 6, it looks kino

>>213294742
>>Didn't kill the most notorious serial killer in history when he had the chance
who?

my gf thought dexter would have to choose between lady vengeance and harrison but man i was really hopeing they dont force another romance down our throat. dexter gets one almsot every season since rita died

>>213294858
He could have killed trinity and rita would still be alive
Same with Oliver and deb

>>213294868
you posted this last thread
>my gf thought dexter would have to choose between lady vengeance and harrison
same, then they destroy this prospect in 1 minute

imagine the post murder horny sex
la pasion

>>213294963
Nah it's really gonna be dexter choosing harrison over batista

>>213294757
Depp for season 2 villain
The pint killer

>no scene of Dexter eating
And this is why it was the worst episode yet

>no scene of Deb throating dexters cock

>>213295121
It will be in original sin
That's why it's called that

>no scene of dexter finding out he is actually the product of a complex cloning experiment and doakes was his genetically superior twin brother

>>213295138
how is this a sin? they're not blood related

Leon Prater is Dexter and Brian oldest brother
He doesnt show in the flashbacks and no one saw him because hes midge and he was 100% under the blood

>>213295230
They will actually reveal that harry knocked up Laura Moser and dexter is actually his son

>>213295261
Honestly the thing that would be more retarded if they revealed the harry son that died in the pool is actually dinklage and he planned the whole thing to kill dexter
That would be so fucking hilarious

>>213295302
Only good twist at this point would be going full insane and saying that Harrison was never Harrison, he never left Argentina. The one we see is Cody, which explains why he's older.

>>213295323
inject the kino into my veins

>>213295323
Honestly the impostor thing would have been kino. No cody shit. Like harrisson is some lunatic that's pretending to be dexter son. The real harrisson is dead and he killed him along with hannah

>>213295323
>Hannah sees Dexter is alive in the news
>flies to US to see him
>wtf
>she shows a pic of a perfectly fine Harrison graduating from highschool

honestly it would be kino

>>213295323
How would you explain him lying about his identity? Or knowing who Hannah is?

>>213294651
Genuinely how can you even be sure if a woman wants you to just get naked and join her in the shower in that situation? To me it was not 100% clear. You could just as easily end up in a situation where she calls you a fucking weirdo creep.

>>213295418
>dexter...
>harrison died 7 years ago in a base jumping incident...

>>213295469
Are you good-looking? Then she wants it.
If not, no.
simple.as

Brian is still the best villain and they really killed him too early. couldve been 2 seasons with him bonding with dexter before he tells him hes his brother and shit

>>213294803
>has uma thurman ever looked this good?
she looked better in The House That Jack Built

>>213295649
eh..too much makeup, she looks better without it since her face is already good

>>213295230
my half sister swallowed my cum and sucked my dick 10+ times is that a sin? never touched her pussy though

>>213295755
not a sin at all if not blood related

>>213295138
god I hope so

>>213295649
i think the problem is her haircut. it's distractingly contradictory like it doesn't fit her age

>>213294555
they jumped that shark over a decade ago anon.

>>213294803

>>213295497
More like he died on a treadmill

>>213295865
Honestly that finale is even more hilarious now because Dexter didn't even become a lumberjack. He still kills people and now his own son is a killer. The entire thing was pointless

>>213294460
Such a good actress... Shame she will always be associated with Tarantino.

WELL THEN FUCK YOU

>>213296353
He should show up in original sin fucking laguerta

>>213295424
>knowing who hannah is
she was in jail for trying to murder his aunt deb. do you think they didn't hear any of this? especially after deb died and dexter disappeared

cody was deeply disturbed, he learned everything about dexter, hannah, etc.

>>213296396
he literally appears in original sin as a younger self, talking to a young laguerta. did you even watch it lol

>>213296353
Fuck me?

>>213296506
But there was no sex scene and Jimmy Smits in a wig

How do we even feel about that Trinity show that will be coming out? They announced it and never talked about it again. Every time I read about it online people dont seem to want it to happen. There's no story there to be told, not an interesting main character... waste of time

I would much rather prefer a Dexter spinoff like marvel what if series where they just do random shit.
>Dimension episode where Dexter is a former black ops detective and Doakes is a serial killer
>Dexter ends up with Lila and they team up to fight Moloch
>robot etc

>>213296740
watched an interview and clyde said they have the entire script written they just need paramount to accept it
it's probably going to follow young trinity being followed by lundy, confirmed that it would have the OG actors narration like original sin

>season finale
>Dexter on the run
>ASStor and Cody appears
>we heard you were in trouble

how come sirko didn't show up in the force ghosts scene

>>213296887
Because Ray Stevenson is fucking dead

>>213296821
thing is there's nothing interesting about trinity. his MO is fully known. he just killed people and kids. I don't think he's interesting

>>213297114
Yeah there are better characters to have a spinoffs
Doakes prequel would be more interesting but honestly Eric King is such a unique actor I don't think anyone else can play doakes

>>213296821
if they did the trinity series ten years ago patrick wilson playing lundy would have been kino but it's too late for that now

MCH singing kino

>>213297217
Dexter makes Dexter Dexter. No one wants spin offs without him

miguel prado spin off where it's just a basic lawyer show but with miguel prado

>>213295646
Brian will be back. Believe.

>>213297525
when brian died his soul divided in 2, leon prater and blessing, the super good black dude

This episode was pretty sad, Dexter realizing that not even a cult of SKs has someone like him and then confessing to Harrison his biggest mistake

>>213294504
Kill yourself

They should have a twist that Harry never died and that the ghost who always scolds Dexter is the real Harry, which is why he is aging

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1UBAr9id80
unc dragging the freebo voice

>hawwison

>>213294351
I rewatched OG and this fat faggot annoys me now. He made so many retarded things. Remember how he almost killed a cop over laguerta? Fat dumb cunt, he kept beating a drunkard even after he went down. Ultra dick move. He also unexpectedly punched a drunk Quinn once.
I hope he'll die this season

>>213297656
i was wondering, when they caught Mia, why didn't they talk to the neighbors? they sure would be like "someone called... and said there was yelling" and people would be like wtf i never called anyone. they have the logs right?
dexter even called from his cellphone

also
>where did dexter get harrison's phone number
>how did harrison know where dexter lives
>why would dexter hide his blood slides in such an obvious place

>>213297719
la pasion

>>213295646
I hate that guys face.

>>213297719
he was an asshole retard npc. no clue why dexter held him in such a high regard.
im referring to when he says "if i could be anyone i would be you". seriously? a divorced fat fuck with a family that hates him, that needs hookers and cant crack a single fuckin case?

>>213296740
>we
You need a consensus? Form your own opinion, faggot.

>>213297796
because he's friends with everyone at the precinct and is constantly happy and trusting even though he has a horrible life at home

>>213297557
when they meet and touch, they combine back into his original form

I'm willing to bet Uma Thurman is going to find the new slides box in his basement and put it together that he is the BHB

So how old is Dexter in Ressurection? 50-55? Harry claimed Dexter has killed 150 serial killers, if that's true and he started killing at 20 (which he states in the same episode and seen in Original Sin) Then that's about 4 kills a year but as far as we know he didn't kill anyone between season 8 and New Blood (though very unlikely)

Is there an autist that has counted how many kills he's made throughout each season/year?

The episode twist is that Tyrion knew who Dexter was the whole time, and that Dexter is going to be forced to kill someone that doesn't fit his code or else Gemini will kill Dexter and Harrison. Screencap this.

how is he going to get the other killers now that he's realized it would look too suspicious if they drop like flies? or was that just a writing quirk to keep the hot one alive

you now remember lila framing batista for rape because he talked to dexter

>>213297927
I mean it's not something you can forget... though at 150 I guess it all becomes a blur

>>213297927
yes it's actually 150 https://dexter.fandom.com/wiki/Dexter%27s_Kill_List
they probably just went to this wiki kek

>>213297927
he basically kills someone every ep in the main series, roughly that's around 96 kills (8 seasons 12 eps)
someone probably has actually logged and counted them all on the wiki

>>213297946
Feel like he needs to go after all of them now before the meeting then at the meeting kill Prater somehow. The promo for next ep shows him interacting with the gemini killer

>harry going full sarcasm encouraging dexter to team up with mia
kek

>>213297561
It should have been obvious to Dexter immediately that he has nothing in common with the other killers besides they like to kill. He would have been exactly like them if Harry wasn't there to drill the code into his mind at an impressionable age.
It's laughable that he thought Lady Vengeance had a code about killing abusers/rapists and yet was totally cool going to dinner parties with a guy who takes ponytails from girls as a trophy

>>213297729
>where did dexter get harrison's phone number
its dexter just assume he got it from the hotel somehow
>how did harrison know where dexter lives
dexter found him at the police station and they went to dexters together
>why would dexter hide his blood slides in such an obvious place
its dexter theyre gonna need a cliffhanger later

they should release 2 episodes per week

>>213297927
It's probably 200 if you count his kills from early years and kills between the seasons

debs beach house was so comfy

>>213297927
Spare the faggot brackets reddit nigger

>All the killers at Pratters party get phones given to them to communicate with
>Dexter calls the tattoo guy on it asking to meet
>Now he's dead
So far this is the part that bothers me the most. Does Dexter really believe these phones aren't bugged when the guy giving them out clearly has a thing for watching serial killers?

>>213298213
more like 10 episodes per week

>>213297966
Seems low. I would have guessed closer to 300.

>>213297927
3 or 4

>>213298329
somehow Uma has to find Dexter's basement and it will be through some GPS app. unless he keeps that phone at OG Red's apartment

>>213298329
the problem with dexter is that the writing is so horrendous that you basically have to take it as some kind of spoof show
whether an uncharacteristic gaffe on dexter's part comes back to haunt him is entirely up to the writers' discretion. They don't want to have to think about his behaviour meticulously especially if it gets in the way of the direction they want to take the plot

>>213297966
Wow. I'm surprised, though this does count a lot of unknown deaths based on slides or other sources. I guess this also means that he actually didn't kill a single person between OG and new blood.

>>213298329
Dexter is a bit out of touch at this point and it wouldn't be biggest twist if pratter knew who he is all along. But it's probably just dexter show being cheesy like normal

If they make it so Prater actually knew about Dexter all along being the BHB I'm going to scream kino and applaud my screen. I really doubt they're going into that direction

>>213298357
he probably has something in between like 200 or 250, many of them offscreen, but who knows, only Clyde has the answer

Dr vogel...

>>213298486
He will know before dexter knows that he knows and that will satisfy you anyway. And ill still be here thinking "that anon is easily satisfied".

150 kills over 20 years is like 7.5 kills per year on average which is plausible

How long until Dinklage and Uma notice that no rideshare guys are being murdered anymore?

>>213298549
15 years if he started killing at 20 since he's 35 in dexter og and he did 0 killings until new blood
i think i read somewhere that every season takes place after a year from the previous season but that sounds retarded

>>213298486
I think they are tbqh

>>213298503
There probably is no real answer. I've always assumed he has a lot of kills off-screen, he's clearly an expert at what he does at the start of the first series. I dont plan on ever watching original sin so I dont give a fuck about what they say or do.

>>213298601
>15 years if he started killing at 20 since he's 35 in dexter og and he did 0 killings until new blood
yeah but season 8 ends in 2013, or canonically 2012 since there was no gap between those seasons
>>213298601
>i think i read somewhere that every season takes place after a year from the previous season but that sounds retarded
I think there's only season 5 to 6 and season 7 to 8 without a gap

>>213298549
It's more than 150 if you include his kills from early years

>>213298640
>I've always assumed he has a lot of kills off-screen
I think season 6 starts with him saying he's been experimenting and there a montage of him killing randoms

Get Dexter out of a hat holy shit it makes him look bad

>>213298679
pretty sure those are already counted in the 150 total number

>>213298723
also stop showing him from below his eye area is horrible from that pov
he looks good in any other angle but that one

>more harrison slop

>>213298723
>>213298783
Can you hurry up and die from aids or something?

>>213298735
Yeah but he obviously killed more people before season 1

Prater will either be devastated that Dexter is the BHB or he will fully embrace it. I'm gonna guess it's the latter.

>>213298931
dexter wouldn't be popular if mch didn't look really good

>>213298956
he was so good looking pre-cancer

>>213298956
>>213298975
These two probably already have monkeypox

>>213298933
you'll never know when those people not shown killed on the show were killed

Anyone know the end credits song? It was pretty good

Don't care how you feel about the overall plot, writing, or Harrison as a character. Ending of this episode was really good. Finally admitting his mistakes to Harrison and nearly begging to be in his life was really good.

>>213299092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xlIVxnRi-8
guess who made it

>>213299138
That explains why I thought he sounded so much like Dexter.
Thanks

>batista dies
>quinn wonders why they never hear from him again
>track him down to new york
>season 2

>>213299191
>dexter goes on the run to escape quinn
>ends up fighting by a rocketship
>dexter kicks quinn off the platform but falls backwards into the rocket and it launches
>season 3... IN SPACE

>>213299191
quinn is the ny ripper
>he worked narcotics in ny before moving to miami

I still belive that deb can be brought back

>>213299382
agree, if dexter can survive the storm so can deb

>>213298329
Pratters doesn't know he's dead yet, so Him and Thurman have had no reason to look at the phone logs for now. Though he will strongly suspect it when Lowell doesn't show up at the next meeting of serial killers. It's not a plothole (for now, at least).
It's probable that Dexter being stuck in 2012 mentally when it comes to technology, doesn't suspect that the phones could be bugged, or just did not think about it in the moment. Though it will hopefully come back to bite him in the ass later on, and the data will be how thurman will become suspicious, then break into his (real) apartment, find the bloodslides, realize Dex is the BHB, and kill the black family. Leaving Dex to have a permanent home to himself and his son, great motivation to kill thurman and pratters, and set up the finale of the season.

>>213299430
>deb washed up in cuba and has been living there as an amnesiac, she now only speaks spanish

I cant take prater being the new york ripper seriously

how can dr bateman just start ordering m99 again after a 10 year absence without any questions?

>>213299621
cuz hes HIM lil nigga sit down

>>213299621
the power of tv show writing

>>213299659
I have to admit I grew up on slop like Dexter and was completely blindsided by shows that actually trying to stay logically consistent like The Wire.

>>213299695
*that are actually trying

>>213299621
The guy on the phone knows hes not a real doctor.

the dark cuckold

>>213299833
this was so fuckin ridiculous
why did she keep the curtains open lmao

>>213299833
batman if he real

>>213295646
From what I heard Dexter doesn't actually kill him in the books immediately and he hangs around sometimes. Honestly it's crazy because it's the type of show twist that you would expect half way through a series, not in the very first season. Imagine If Dexter and Brian actually became friends across multiple seasons before the reveal. It would've been absolutely fucking KINO.

>>213299853
maybe committing capital crimes in front of bright exposed windows is her thing

>>213297656
I fucking love his impressions. Happy we got one this episode

>harrison, you almost turning yourself in to the cops proves you have a goodness in you that I never had
did dexter forget he almost turned himself in to the feds in season 2?

>>213298601
>i think i read somewhere that every season takes place after a year
Beginning of most seasons say how much time has passed since the last episode, none of them have been a year. I think at most one was 8 months apart.

>>213299436
>It's probable that Dexter being stuck in 2012 mentally when it comes to technology, doesn't suspect that the phones could be bugged, or just did not think about it in the moment.
The problem here is that he worked with a police department for so long, there's no way he has never heard of phones being bugged. Or used to track people. The first thing I'd be worried about if I was in his position is the phone he's given basically acting as a GPS so he can easily be tracked.
It's not a massive plot hole, it just makes Dexter seem stupid. I'm sure it's gonna come back to bite him in the ass like you said.
>>213299621
Honestly they only had that scene to address the retcon in New Blood and admit they fucked up with it

>>213299853
You'd be shocked living in NYC how much shit you can see into other people's windows plain as day with them giving no fuck

>>213300076
it was different. he was caught and had to kill an innocent to free himself. he didn't have any other exits

New blood harrison was so annoying im glad they wrote him better in this. but i guess he had to be all teenage angst shit

>>213299833
>the dark cuckold
That's Harrison

>>213299853
How did she get the guy on to that thing?

>>213297656
>unc
Kill yourself

>>213300300
harrison is the light cuckold

it started out really weak but now it's getting better

>>213300447
it started out really strong this was the worst episode yet

>>213294323 (OP)
>using your band's songs for the end credits

lol, I would have done the same

>>213300447
>>213300532
You're both wrong, only the episode before this one was good. The rest were shit.

>>213300853
>lol
As if you would ever be in the position for any kind of success.

>>213295469
>sure
you can't, the risk is part of the pleasure.

>>213300934
nigger calm down, I don't even have a band it's a figure of speech. I actually think his band is alright, although the clips are a bit trippy for my taste

>*african guy voice*

>>213301029
prater if you can hear us please murder this nigga

>>213301029
>DEXTA

>>213297217
are we going to get a young Doakes in Original Sin? I don't remember when exactly he joins up, but iirc he used to do stakeouts with Laguerta so it's possible.

>>213299621
Because he's ordering it from the veterinarian in Better Call Saul.
No, really.
M99 is an animal tranquilizer. Vet retired to just run his happy little animal clinic. Came down on hard times, and branched out to selling specialty drugs through deep web amazon remailers.
All of his customers have odd aliases. As a vet, he would need a steady supply of various vet related items. He just happens to have a quite lucrative side gig of selling some of them off.
After typing all of that, I know it's not the vet from BCS.
But it's someone like him.

>>213297729
>dexter even called from his cellphone
I'm assuming he switched out a burner SIM or something

>>213297874
I don't get why Dexter just doesn't put the slides in a safety deposit box, way safer and he could still come visit everyday no problem.

>>213297946
maybe getting Mia arrested is a good move, it makes it plausible that the other killers in the club might go into hiding in fear that she will reveal details about them.

>>213299191
>quinn dies
>masuka takes a break from constant orgies and monster truck riding to avenge his crew
>season 3

>>213301334
>monster truck riding
I nearly read monster cock riding

>>213297729
The police encourage anonymous tips. They don’t usually attempt to track down the tipper.

>>213301374
that too!

>>213301374
>>213301390
Fucking queers

>>213301484
you don't think Masuka has at least one monster cock dildo at home?

>season 1 of Resurrection ends with Dexter tracking down a Moloch cult in the final episode
>they are attempting to revive the most prolific serial killer in living memory since only such a warped person could be Moloch's host
>Dexter is curious and watches the ritual since he can't kill all of them at once anyway
>the ritual is successful and in the center of the pentagram is Sergeant James Doakes
>Moloch tries to use him as the host but fails since Doakes is not evil, but takes over one of the cultists instead
>Doakes starts attacking the cultists while Moloch gets away
>Doakes is overpowered and is about to be stabbed to death, but is saved by Dexter
>The two of them kill the last few cultists
>Doakes and Dexter agree to put aside their differences for now to track down and kill Moloch... NEXT SEASON ON DEXTER: RESURRECTION
the "resurrection" was never meant to refer to Dexter himself since he was technically only revived, not resurrected

>>213299833
he wasn't into Lady Vengeance, Dexter only wanted to know if she had a code

>>213301029
Is it normal to have an african accent even though you came to the USA with 13?

>>213302076
With 13 what?

>>213302124
He means the bitch from house.

>>213294323 (OP)
I just want to say I'm currently watching another current show, Smoke. On it there's a character that has this really sinister intensity to the point it actually made me uncomfortable. Not in a cartoony Dexter way but in a 'they might have grabbed a mentally challenged man off the streets' way so I fonally looked the actor up to see if he d done anything else and it's the fucking guy that Dexter rented the basement from and who got him into driving. What a fucking actor, holy shit. But you'd never guess it off of Dexter.

>>213302311
I mean he's probably going to turn evil for some reason, he's way too nice at this point.

>>213302311
>holy shit
go back.

bwos..

>>213295772
Learn what a half sister is.

>>213297946
Isn't it already too suspicious that one died and another got caught so soon after?

>Dexter ate wings on the date
>Supposed to be vegan
I thought that was going to be a plot point

>>213298549
Is it plausible there are that many serial killers? Hasn't Dexter ever killed anyone with only 1 or 2 kills?

>>213297719
He's the one who discovers the identity of Brian Moser. He's the one who discovers the link of missing children which in turns help discover the identity of Trinity. He acts like an idiot, but he's quite capable.

>>213299191
>Quinn finds out where Bautista is
>learns that Bautista's after Dexter
>Quinn always knew Dexter was the BHB, and always supported it
>Quinn goes to NYC and kills Bautista to save Dexter
>Quinn gets a piece of that exgf ghost pussy

>>213298329
It's pretty obvious Prater knows who Dexter really is. In fact, I'm 99% sure he influenced the media to give the "Dark Passenger" his alias the moment he knew about Dexter (probably through Kurt in previous season). He knew naming the uber serial killer Dark Passenger would caught the attention of Dexter and he would kill, so the invitation was really sent to Dexter from the start.

Also, if my theory holds up then that nigga Blessing may be a serial killer working under Prater as well.

>>213294803
The Producers

>>213303822
But how would anyone know about the dark passenger, I don’t think he ever told anyone besides like deb and harrison about it

>>213294323 (OP)
Why is dex's dad such a moralfag and a whiny bitch? Was he always this way?

>>213303822
There's basically no reason at all for anyone besides Bastista to suspect Dexter is the bay harbor butcher. It would make no sense for Prater to know.
Also I don't think anyone still alive knows that Dexter calls his need to kill the dark passenger. And even then it was only ever people who knew Dexter as him, not the butcher

>>213299289
holy kek imagine the kino

>>213298956
>"He looks good."
This is the last thing it occurs to me when I watch Dexter. He acts and talks cool.

You're a gay btw.

>>213299289
The NY ripper is an old man, Prater says the ripper terrorized the city when he was a kid.

>>213303822
Now that would be a clever bit of writing. I've felt that Kurt was a bit too close to NYC for Prater to be unaware of him. Did we see any discussions between Dexter and him about the Dark Passenger? Or are we going to find out that Kurt was sharing his kill room through video to Prater and Dexter mentioned something about satisfying his Dark Passenger urges while Prater watched from NYC, unknown to Dexter?
Dexter talks to Harry all the time when he is unobserved. Maybe Prater did have a livefeed of Kurt's little dungeon and that is how he found out, and then arranged for the serial killer in NY to get stuck with the moniker Dark Passenger to lure Dexter down there after he had recovered.

>>213299853
So Dexter could watch, obviously.

>>213303987
quinn is secretly really old

>>213303893
It's not really Harry's ghost. He's an idealized version of Harry in Dexter's mind that is basically Dexter's itchy conscience or early warning system.
Harry was no saint. I thought this was common knowledge?

>>213294803
She looked the best in Dangerous Liaisons. Don't push your grandma fetish on us.

>>213303887
Through Brian Moser or Evelyn Vogel.

>>213294803
She's a goddess in Gattaca

>>213301917
He says he wanted to end up at her house that night just not like how it happened. So he at least wanted to fuck.

>>213304064
The guy you responded to is especially retarded, even by zoomer standards.

>>213303822
Your theory is wrong. They would never make african noble savage a serial killer. African migrants are nice hard working people, who only get killed by evil white man.

>>213294460
Why no one mentions about the de-age filter they're using on her. They also used the filter in Original Sin with Dexter's dad. It looks bad.

>>213295469
You stop being an autist and just go in the shower. If she complains you just say "pardon my balls" and proceed to rape her for being a teasing whore.

>>213304277
I mean you may be right with the current state of hollyjew, but they could just make him a "good" serial killer mentoring Dexter about how to deal with family and his urges (once again).

>>213297874
Probably.
My guess is that Dexter gets tasked with taking Blessing's mother to a cancer appointment, Charlie sees him while she's seeing her own cancer patient mother, gets suspicious, starts stalking him again, finds the slide box in his hiding spot, puts two and two together, confronts him, and thinks he might be a way out of her obligation to Prater. Or something

>>213304377
Spare the faggot brackets reddit nigger

>>213304549
>The weird symbols confuse me, pls stop!
Fag

>>213294868
i was hoping dexter and mia and harrison would become a family and go on hunts together

>>213304608
Unnecessarily adding parentheses is reddit

>>213304710
(You)

>>213304549
>Spare the faggot brackets reddit nigger
did this delicate faggot really get triggered over brackets?

>>213304549
Learn punctuation zoomzoom.

>>213303822
>>213303887
only canon person alive that knows about "dark passenger" is Lumen
Prater is post-op FTM Lumen. she also cut her own limbs. Farewell sausages

So Quinn is the son of the NY Ripper?

>>213304467
I doubt Blessings (uber driver) mom goes to the same clinic as the multimillonaire bodyguard of the most famous and rich person in New york

>>213305291
Maybe not the son, but seeing how Quinn was an officer in NY before Miami, I bet he's at least heard of him.
Or, maybe your theory is correct, and Quinn was already an officer when his dad was caught or killed as the NY Ripper, and transferred to Miami because of it.

>>213301226
this is retarded. its his trophies, he derives pleasure from it. why would he put in a vault where he'd have to drive out to go see it, when he could keep them in the privacy of his own home for him to enjoy in private.

the NY Ripper is Biney Moser, the third brother

im the ny ripper. ask me anything

>>213305643
Ripping your own balls doesn't make you the ripper.

>>213305643
What are you ripping

>grandma starts ripping

>>213297656
he does the same voice in the latest ep, shits fucking hilarious man

>>213303379
I assume they had this happen so that it can hint that he is not who he says he is and have her say she is going to snitch before she gets killed in prison

>>213305368
>caught
that's definitely not what happened considering the ripper never being caught is autism-detective's big regret

>>213305248
He definitely told Harrison about it

>>213297656
ROMANCE ROMANCE ROMANCE ROMANCE

What drives a man to make tranny shit after a success like Dexter?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SelfcX1PwGI

>>213306302
>he doesn’t know
https://youtu.be/RqcvxrWxqRM

>>213298254
hell yeah
my dream home

>>213304214
I am not retarded, at least not conventionally, I just dislike the moralfagging and his preachy tone in the show. I liked it better when Harry was non-existent.

>>213306360
Ziggers do not know about Six Feet Under or his iconic performance as a gay man into bestiality.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Aa4h1j91E4

>>213305534
because they have already been stolen once, hence they will be stolen again. Dexter even tries to hide them in the A/C ...
I get that he feels the need to have his friends close by but it's too convenient and will feel cheap when they inevitably get found again. It just contributes to the feeling that Dexter is being written to be overconfident, setting him up for the season finale twist.

Do you think Dexter was trying to sound like Quinn when he called the cops?

i want to have sex with harrisons gf an raise her kid

>>213306360
I mean I can understand why an actor/prostitute would do degenerate shit before making it. After being successful tho?

>>213305365
Spare the faggot brackets reddit nigger

>>213306479
Harry has always been a part of the show though.

>>213307240
he wasn't. for some reason i thought the same, but if you rewatch season 1 and 2 there was NO GHOST HARRY. it starts in season 3

>>213307308
Ghost harry showed up in season 3, but harry was constantly in flashbacks in season 1 and 2.

>>213299695
>shows that actually trying to stay logically consistent like The Wire
Yeah magical nigger faggots with semigod abilities are very logical