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Anonymous No.213294777 >>213294875 >>213294944 >>213295217 >>213295319 >>213295662 >>213295757 >>213296044 >>213296135 >>213299596 >>213299942 >>213300204 >>213300301 >>213300313 >>213300362 >>213302384 >>213306375 >>213309007 >>213309008 >>213309310 >>213309735 >>213310544
THE FANTASTIC F...LOP
Miss her yet?
Anonymous No.213294811 >>213294837 >>213300254 >>213301227
>didn't show her tits in Sin City
Anonymous No.213294828 >>213294895 >>213306543 >>213306598
I always maintain that the 2000's FF movies have like one good movie shared between them

With F1 it's like all the middle stuff and some of the end and Silver Surfer is good up until they go to the forest (which is like half the fucking movie tbf
Anonymous No.213294837 >>213295152 >>213296135 >>213310544
>>213294811
Like fine wine... how did she never abuela out, bros?
Anonymous No.213294875 >>213294891
>>213294777 (OP)
>capeslop
grow up
Anonymous No.213294891
>>213294875
>capeslop
grow up
Anonymous No.213294895 >>213294916 >>213295413 >>213295489 >>213295498 >>213295509 >>213300058 >>213309480
>>213294828
Anonymous No.213294916
>>213294895
>Paul Tassi
Anonymous No.213294944 >>213296137 >>213308733
>>213294777 (OP)
>Non-white Susan Storm
Anonymous No.213295050
i do not care for latinas
they insist upon themselves
Anonymous No.213295152 >>213295180 >>213295393 >>213295793
>>213294837
Shes a castiza, when she did that DNA test she came put 72% european
Anonymous No.213295180 >>213295793
>>213295152
More importantly, she looks white
Anonymous No.213295217 >>213296135 >>213300546
>>213294777 (OP)
Anonymous No.213295319
>>213294777 (OP)
That movie is from 2005. We have endured 20+ years of capeshit slop and Hollywood is still pumping it out.
Anonymous No.213295393
>>213295152
Sorry, definition is at least 3/4. Better luck next life.
Anonymous No.213295413
>>213294895
I see gaslighting is one of those words that has lost actual meaning.
Anonymous No.213295489
>>213294895
i liked it is a kid. both of them.
Anonymous No.213295498 >>213295756
>>213294895
Chris Evans' head looks like it was photoshopped in there.
Anonymous No.213295509
>>213294895
Anonymous No.213295662 >>213295728 >>213295783 >>213295805 >>213295828 >>213300291 >>213300348 >>213305006 >>213306522 >>213307064
>>213294777 (OP)
How come /tv/ cries when Mr. Fantastic is Mexican but when Sue Storm was Mexican /tv/ claps like retarded seals?
Anonymous No.213295728
>>213295662
Go back, Pedro.
Anonymous No.213295756
>>213295498
he is just that handsome. 2005 tech couldn't properly capture his essence, so it looks fake.
Anonymous No.213295757
>>213294777 (OP)
This fucking bitch was sooooo fucking hot in these flicks...early2000s boomers had it so damn good...
Anonymous No.213295783
>>213295662
Because a regular /tv/ poster claps whenever he cums
Anonymous No.213295793 >>213297754
>>213295152
Who the fuck gives a shit brownie, spaniards are literal mexicans.
>>213295180
Maybe if you are in murrilard, you brownoid scum.
Anonymous No.213295805 >>213308047
>>213295662
You know why... stop pretending.
Anonymous No.213295828 >>213295881
>>213295662
Pedro is Chilean which is basically a province of Argietina, so he is basically white.
Anonymous No.213295881
>>213295828
>Pedro is Chilean
So a beaner
Anonymous No.213295941 >>213295960 >>213296013 >>213296150 >>213309332
dirty mexicunt, 3/10
Anonymous No.213295960
>>213295941
looks like like angels singing
Anonymous No.213296013 >>213296085
>>213295941
Sorry guys, now I believe she's actually White and those are normal lips.
Anonymous No.213296044
>>213294777 (OP)
I would still miss her if she wasn't in that shitty movie.
Anonymous No.213296085 >>213296254
>>213296013
You're a closeted obese fuckup, nobody gives a shit.
Anonymous No.213296088
I honestly have forgotten every FF film

They're just not good or compelling

This new one will probably be the same
Anonymous No.213296135
>>213294777 (OP)
>>213294837
>>213295217
more Alba
Anonymous No.213296137 >>213296494
>>213294944
Jessica Alba is white
Anonymous No.213296150 >>213299734 >>213299977
>>213295941
I find it how funny how white they tried making her in the movie.
Anonymous No.213296254
>>213296085
>nobody gives a shit
Which is exactly why I relate to the FF4 movies.
Anonymous No.213296494
>>213296137
She was disappointed when she found this out
Anonymous No.213296541
>Honest Company founder
>none of their products are honest and gets sued

She quit acting to scam hipsters kek
Anonymous No.213297206
>brown eyes
she's so close to being perfect
Anonymous No.213297754
>>213295793
shut up kike
Anonymous No.213299596 >>213300010 >>213300384 >>213305895 >>213309265 >>213309328
>>213294777 (OP)
jessica alba age in fantastic four movie - 23
vanessa kirby age right now - 37

THE FANTASTIC HAG
Anonymous No.213299734 >>213299977
>>213296150
This. It was like the PRican in Cinderalla. A mild uncanny valley effect.
Anonymous No.213299942
>>213294777 (OP)
I miss her every day, if only her movies were given a third entry. We often dont know how good we have it until we are robbed.
Anonymous No.213299977 >>213299994
>>213299734
>>213296150
lots of mexicans in mexico, and lots of spaniards dye their hair blonde to try and westernize and a lot of them are natty ditry blondes. Can cry about racemixing and such all you want but its a legit look for hispanics.
Anonymous No.213299994 >>213300193
>>213299977
Not for Susan Storm, it isn't. Nor Cinderella.
Anonymous No.213300010
>>213299596
probably why Kirby felt pressured to bog herself now shes destroyed what beauty she had left.
Anonymous No.213300046
Always loved Alba. Perfect specimen, would repeatedly impregnate
Anonymous No.213300058
>>213294895
tassi is such a leftist tool its amazing
so predictable
Anonymous No.213300193
>>213299994
Ah yes suddenly we're back to being racial purists now. How do you do, fellow kids?
Anonymous No.213300204 >>213300282 >>213300302 >>213309333
>>213294777 (OP)
Hot women is something we'll never see again in the MCU. I challenge you to name a blonde with ass and boobs in the MCU.
Anonymous No.213300252 >>213300391 >>213300408
Never getting scenes like this in movies again
Anonymous No.213300254 >>213301227
>>213294811
I think she said in an interview that she regretted it.
Anonymous No.213300282 >>213300353 >>213300430 >>213301365 >>213302143
>>213300204
Lizzie' Olsen is the closest we have come but they made sure to cover her up any chance they got. Its really pathetic, like Joss Whedon assured her she would not have the comic outfit and passed it off as empowering feminism but then when she gets her own show she insists they do an episode with it. Makes zero sense.
Anonymous No.213300291
>>213295662
because she has a pussy
Anonymous No.213300301
>>213294777 (OP)
No, fuck off.
Anonymous No.213300302
>>213300204
sex
Anonymous No.213300313
>>213294777 (OP)
no raceswapping
no exceptions
Anonymous No.213300348
>>213295662
The main ones advocating for it were not alive when the movie came out, and are just propping up Alba now. They have no principles whatsoever.
Anonymous No.213300353
>>213300282
we will never get kino like this under Feige
Anonymous No.213300362
>>213294777 (OP)
>brown bimbo in shitty blonde wig and contacts
Terrible casting.
Anonymous No.213300384 >>213300445 >>213300531
>>213299596
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/jessica%20alba%20age%20in%20fantastic%20four%20movie%20-%2023/
I knew that post seemed familiar
Anonymous No.213300391
>>213300252
MCU doesn't even allow leotards
Anonymous No.213300408 >>213304950
>>213300252
Cute scene, but dumb. So was Reed dancing in the disco "durr, i'm all rubbery".
Anonymous No.213300422
I love her
Anonymous No.213300430 >>213307660
>>213300282
>Lizzie' Olsen is the closest we have come but they made sure to cover her up any chance they got.
What is this nonsense? All her outfits had cleavage and bouncing tits for years. Her Multiverse of Madness costume was the first time she was ever "covered up", seven years after she debuted in the MCU.
Anonymous No.213300445
>>213300384
yikes
Anonymous No.213300531 >>213308160 >>213308239 >>213308281
>>213300384
If anything, Alba was too YOUNG for the role, they portrayed her as a scientist like Reed in the movie and it looks ridiculous. Between that and the raceswapping it's obvious she was a producer cast just based on her being a big name at the time.
Anonymous No.213300546
>>213295217
She's so cute it makes me mad.
Anonymous No.213301227 >>213302599 >>213307304
>>213294811
>>213300254
Anonymous No.213301365 >>213302458
>>213300282
I think Cassandra Nova is the most sexualized character in the MCU since the first Black Widow appearances, and that's just sad
Sex Sells, but Disney still pretends the world is still being ruled by Twitter freaks
All of the women in the MCU are completely asexual, from their demeanors, their outfits, etc
Sue didn't felt sexual and she was knocked up in the freaking movie, don't get me started with Silver Surfer that had any resemblance of curves erased though she was technically "naked"
Anonymous No.213302143
>>213300282
>but then when she gets her own show she insists they do an episode with it
I love you, Lizzie.
Anonymous No.213302384 >>213307062
>>213294777 (OP)
>Miss her yet?
Nope! She is fine but was completely wrong for the part.
Anonymous No.213302458
>>213301365
>had any resemblance of curves erased though
She had obvious hips, and a toned ass. She had no tits because her actress has no tits.
Anonymous No.213302478
Anonymous No.213302599 >>213303271
>>213301227
shame Bruce can't remember kissing her anymore. she was adorable in this
Anonymous No.213303271
>>213302599
Imagine being a dementia ridden Bruce, locked into your own body, and as one last mercy God leaves you all your memories of Jessica Alba.
Anonymous No.213304950
>>213300408
I’ll take it over the shitty movie where Reed is too ashamed to do elastic stuff and Galactus mildly stretching him almost kills him. And Susan fucking turns invisible just once for like a second.
God fucking damn it. What a shitshow.
Anonymous No.213305006 >>213305589
>>213295662
They understood that Alba couldn't convincingly play a white woman, so they gave her blonde hair and blue eye contacts.
Meanwhile they straight up picked Pedro with his shitty latinx stache and shoved him into filming.
Anonymous No.213305589
>>213305006
Alba was also universally liked by young men/teenage boys at the time for doing Maxim shoots and just generally being hot, so she was a smart cast.
Meanwhile there's already been twitter normies saying they're tired of seeing Pedro over and over again for the past couple years.
Anonymous No.213305895 >>213306402
>>213299596
Alba was so hot in the first movie, but looks bad in the sequel. What happened?
Anonymous No.213306375
>>213294777 (OP)
well, once the current crop of hags tanks yet another movie, the jews will eventually go back to hot (mostly white) chicks
Anonymous No.213306402
>>213305895
your tranny juice kicked in and you were suddenly a faggot
Anonymous No.213306522
>>213295662
>white passing (actual internal marvel team term)
one does it and looks hot
the other doesn't and looks like a creepy beta faggot(that he is)
Anonymous No.213306543
>>213294828
The final stuff at the end in FF2 with Dr. Doom is pretty awful. Then add cloud Galactus on top of it and it just fell off a cliff towards the end. And then I don't even remember how FF1 ends and I've seen it multiple times.

This new movie is the best FF movie there has been. Notice how I didn't put the superlative "ever' in there since being the best FF movie really is not that big of a deal.
Anonymous No.213306598 >>213306723
>>213294828 #
This new movie is the best FF movie there has been. Notice how I didn't put the superlative "ever' in there since being the best FF movie really is not that big of a deal
Anonymous No.213306723 >>213306978
>>213306598
Rise of the SS is better
Anonymous No.213306978 >>213307013
>>213306723
No it isn't and I own the DVD.
Anonymous No.213307013
>>213306978
yes it is and I'm white
Anonymous No.213307062 >>213307118
>>213302384
>Nope! She is fine but was completely wrong for the part.

Literally actually this. Like only a complete homo would say she wasn't always hot AF but that doesn't change the fact that she was largely miscast as Invisible Woman
Anonymous No.213307064 >>213307984
>>213295662
Jessica Alba did a DNA test and it was 100% European
Anonymous No.213307118 >>213307161
>>213307062
describe how she was miscast
because she was perfect as the generic hot woman, which is what sue storm almost always is, except when she's possessed or whatever
Anonymous No.213307161 >>213307260
>>213307118
Susan Storm is a legitimate blonde girl with natural blue eyes. Those are her defining traits
Anonymous No.213307260 >>213309074
>>213307161
they gave her both of those things
they didn't even bother with kate mara's brown eyes in fant4stic
Anonymous No.213307304 >>213308953
>>213301227
How do actors act with all that greenscreen?
Anonymous No.213307660
>>213300430
Yeah, her cleavage and jiggle physics in Ultron were great. She also had great cleavage in Civil War.
That's not that much though. It could be way better. Don't praise them for a mediocre job.
Anonymous No.213307984
>>213307064
was actually something like 70% and of course the bitch was shocked to only be 30% beaner shitskin
Anonymous No.213308047
>>213295805
Pedo Rascal
Anonymous No.213308160
>>213300531
>too YOUNG for the role
Too young is good in some cases, usually they cast older.
Anonymous No.213308239
>>213300531
Counterpoint: she hot.
Anonymous No.213308281
>>213300531
>big name at the time
Jessica Alba's biggest movie up till then was Honey, or potentially Idle Hans since it got a second life on cable.
In 2005 she starred in FF1, Sin City, and Into the Blue, which are her biggest movies.
That was the start of her (brief) A-List career.
Anonymous No.213308733
>>213294944
And now you have non White Reed Richards.
Anonymous No.213308953
>>213307304
Poorly. That's one of the reasons that modern movies suck.
Anonymous No.213309007
>>213294777 (OP)
No
Pam Anderson was a better Sue in a parody movie
Jackpot checked
Anonymous No.213309008
>>213294777 (OP)
No, she was terrible. Which not entirely her fault but still.
Anonymous No.213309074 >>213309224
>>213307260
A brown woman wearing a shitty wig and contacts isn't an argument in your favor.
Anonymous No.213309224 >>213309282 >>213309744
>>213309074
I don't give a shit.
She's still the best Sue in any of the movies, besides the Cannon one.
I'd take a modern hot young latina as Sue over the current, old bogged one and if you wouldn't, you're well on your way to trooning out.
Anonymous No.213309265 >>213309318
>>213299596
But Vanessa is a better actress and the new F4 movie will have better box office than Alba's flops.
Anonymous No.213309282
>>213309224
>best Sue
>can't act
>does nothing
Anonymous No.213309310 >>213309698
>>213294777 (OP)
Bitch walled hard
Anonymous No.213309318 >>213309385 >>213309693
>>213309265
>But Vanessa is a better actress
Great, too bad her Sue is a shrill bitch.
>and the new F4 movie will have better box office than Alba's flops.
Fantastic Four (2005)
>Budget - $87.5—100 million
>Box office - $333.5 million (2007)
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
>Budget - $130 million
>Box office - $301.9 million
Fantastic Four: First Steps has currently not reached a profit.
Anonymous No.213309328
>>213299596
Jessica doesn't have those curves either, it was just Hollywood magic.
Anonymous No.213309332
>>213295941
>aryan alba
Anonymous No.213309333
>>213300204
>lost 75% of its playerbase in 6 months
Kek
Anonymous No.213309385 >>213309502
>>213309318
>Great, too bad her Sue is a shrill bitch
Alba's Sue is useless.
>Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
It killed the franchise.
The new F4 will end with 600-650m in box office.
Anonymous No.213309480
>>213294895
Grifters should be gassed.
Anonymous No.213309502 >>213309785
>>213309385
>It killed the franchise.
You said flop. Neither of the Alba movies flopped and even if the new one does clear 600 million, that would most likely not as be as profitable as the 2005 movie was.
That series failed due to tepid critical reception.
It's the same reason there was never a Spider-Man 4 or a Daredevil 2.
Anonymous No.213309693
>>213309318
>Great, too bad her Sue is a shrill bitch.
how is she "shrill"?
Anonymous No.213309698
>>213309310
still would
Anonymous No.213309735
>>213294777 (OP)
It needed more girlbosses. Galactus shouldve been Galacta. And she shouldve been played by Pedro Pascal you bigot. Trans women are womynx. Matter of fact the whole film shouldve been nothing but women and Pedro Pascal playing 10 parts, Nutty Professor style.
Anonymous No.213309744 >>213309773
>>213309224
it's pretty obvious here you're just a waifufag
you know Alba made OTHER movies right? you can go watch Into the Blue or whatever, you don't have to defend the terrible casting of her as Sue Storm
Anonymous No.213309773 >>213309794 >>213309802 >>213310430
>>213309744
Alba was objectively a better casting choice than a 40 year old, particularly for a "first time mother" arc.
Anonymous No.213309785 >>213309812
>>213309502
Rise of the Silver Surfer did flop. that's why they didn't make any more. It declined from the first film despite costing a LOT more. They had bandied about a sequel and a spinoff with the Surfer before that.
Anonymous No.213309794
>>213309773
The exact same post AGAIN.
Anonymous No.213309802
>>213309773
>40 year old, particularly for a "first time mother" arc.

But it fits our current nightmare reality so well.

>48 yrs old
>Children: Want some day
Anonymous No.213309812 >>213310450
>>213309785
>Rise of the Silver Surfer did flop
It nearly tripled its budget in the year 2007. It quite factually did not flop.
Anonymous No.213310430
>>213309773
If all you've got is just grumbling about the age (and nothing else) of a different movie's actress, you're not presenting much of an argument for your miscast botch job.
Anonymous No.213310450
>>213309812
and they didn't make a third film because....?
Anonymous No.213310544
>>213294777 (OP)
>>213294837