Thread 213294777

Miss her yet?

I always maintain that the 2000's FF movies have like one good movie shared between them

With F1 it's like all the middle stuff and some of the end and Silver Surfer is good up until they go to the forest (which is like half the fucking movie tbf

>>213294811
Like fine wine... how did she never abuela out, bros?

>>213294777 (OP)
>capeslop
grow up

>>213294875
>capeslop
grow up

>>213294895
>Paul Tassi

>>213294777 (OP)
>Non-white Susan Storm

i do not care for latinas
they insist upon themselves

>>213294837
Shes a castiza, when she did that DNA test she came put 72% european

>>213295152
More importantly, she looks white

>>213294777 (OP)
That movie is from 2005. We have endured 20+ years of capeshit slop and Hollywood is still pumping it out.

>>213295152
Sorry, definition is at least 3/4. Better luck next life.

>>213294895
I see gaslighting is one of those words that has lost actual meaning.

>>213294895
i liked it is a kid. both of them.

>>213294895
Chris Evans' head looks like it was photoshopped in there.

>>213294777 (OP)
How come /tv/ cries when Mr. Fantastic is Mexican but when Sue Storm was Mexican /tv/ claps like retarded seals?

>>213295662
Go back, Pedro.

>>213295498
he is just that handsome. 2005 tech couldn't properly capture his essence, so it looks fake.

>>213294777 (OP)
This fucking bitch was sooooo fucking hot in these flicks...early2000s boomers had it so damn good...

>>213295662
Because a regular /tv/ poster claps whenever he cums

>>213295152
Who the fuck gives a shit brownie, spaniards are literal mexicans.
>>213295180
Maybe if you are in murrilard, you brownoid scum.

>>213295662
You know why... stop pretending.

>>213295662
Pedro is Chilean which is basically a province of Argietina, so he is basically white.

>>213295828
>Pedro is Chilean
So a beaner

dirty mexicunt, 3/10

>>213295941
looks like like angels singing

>>213295941
Sorry guys, now I believe she's actually White and those are normal lips.

>>213294777 (OP)
I would still miss her if she wasn't in that shitty movie.

>>213296013
You're a closeted obese fuckup, nobody gives a shit.

I honestly have forgotten every FF film

They're just not good or compelling

This new one will probably be the same

>>213294777 (OP)
>>213294837
>>213295217
more Alba

>>213294944
Jessica Alba is white

>>213295941
I find it how funny how white they tried making her in the movie.

>>213296085
>nobody gives a shit
Which is exactly why I relate to the FF4 movies.

>>213296137
She was disappointed when she found this out

>Honest Company founder
>none of their products are honest and gets sued

She quit acting to scam hipsters kek

>brown eyes
she's so close to being perfect

>>213295793
shut up kike

>>213294777 (OP)
jessica alba age in fantastic four movie - 23
vanessa kirby age right now - 37

THE FANTASTIC HAG

>>213296150
This. It was like the PRican in Cinderalla. A mild uncanny valley effect.

>>213294777 (OP)
I miss her every day, if only her movies were given a third entry. We often dont know how good we have it until we are robbed.

>>213299734
>>213296150
lots of mexicans in mexico, and lots of spaniards dye their hair blonde to try and westernize and a lot of them are natty ditry blondes. Can cry about racemixing and such all you want but its a legit look for hispanics.

>>213299977
Not for Susan Storm, it isn't. Nor Cinderella.

>>213299596
probably why Kirby felt pressured to bog herself now shes destroyed what beauty she had left.

Always loved Alba. Perfect specimen, would repeatedly impregnate

>>213294895
tassi is such a leftist tool its amazing
so predictable

>>213299994
Ah yes suddenly we're back to being racial purists now. How do you do, fellow kids?

>>213294777 (OP)
Hot women is something we'll never see again in the MCU. I challenge you to name a blonde with ass and boobs in the MCU.

Never getting scenes like this in movies again

>>213294811
I think she said in an interview that she regretted it.

>>213300204
Lizzie' Olsen is the closest we have come but they made sure to cover her up any chance they got. Its really pathetic, like Joss Whedon assured her she would not have the comic outfit and passed it off as empowering feminism but then when she gets her own show she insists they do an episode with it. Makes zero sense.

>>213295662
because she has a pussy

>>213294777 (OP)
No, fuck off.

>>213300204
sex

>>213294777 (OP)
no raceswapping
no exceptions

>>213295662
The main ones advocating for it were not alive when the movie came out, and are just propping up Alba now. They have no principles whatsoever.

>>213300282
we will never get kino like this under Feige

>>213294777 (OP)
>brown bimbo in shitty blonde wig and contacts
Terrible casting.

>>213299596
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/jessica%20alba%20age%20in%20fantastic%20four%20movie%20-%2023/
I knew that post seemed familiar

>>213300252
MCU doesn't even allow leotards

>>213300252
Cute scene, but dumb. So was Reed dancing in the disco "durr, i'm all rubbery".

I love her

>>213300282
>Lizzie' Olsen is the closest we have come but they made sure to cover her up any chance they got.
What is this nonsense? All her outfits had cleavage and bouncing tits for years. Her Multiverse of Madness costume was the first time she was ever "covered up", seven years after she debuted in the MCU.

>>213300384
yikes

>>213300384
If anything, Alba was too YOUNG for the role, they portrayed her as a scientist like Reed in the movie and it looks ridiculous. Between that and the raceswapping it's obvious she was a producer cast just based on her being a big name at the time.

>>213295217
She's so cute it makes me mad.

>>213294811
>>213300254

>>213300282
I think Cassandra Nova is the most sexualized character in the MCU since the first Black Widow appearances, and that's just sad
Sex Sells, but Disney still pretends the world is still being ruled by Twitter freaks
All of the women in the MCU are completely asexual, from their demeanors, their outfits, etc
Sue didn't felt sexual and she was knocked up in the freaking movie, don't get me started with Silver Surfer that had any resemblance of curves erased though she was technically "naked"

>>213300282
>but then when she gets her own show she insists they do an episode with it
I love you, Lizzie.

>>213294777 (OP)
>Miss her yet?
Nope! She is fine but was completely wrong for the part.

>>213301365
>had any resemblance of curves erased though
She had obvious hips, and a toned ass. She had no tits because her actress has no tits.

>>213301227
shame Bruce can't remember kissing her anymore. she was adorable in this

>>213302599
Imagine being a dementia ridden Bruce, locked into your own body, and as one last mercy God leaves you all your memories of Jessica Alba.

>>213300408
I’ll take it over the shitty movie where Reed is too ashamed to do elastic stuff and Galactus mildly stretching him almost kills him. And Susan fucking turns invisible just once for like a second.
God fucking damn it. What a shitshow.

>>213295662
They understood that Alba couldn't convincingly play a white woman, so they gave her blonde hair and blue eye contacts.
Meanwhile they straight up picked Pedro with his shitty latinx stache and shoved him into filming.

>>213305006
Alba was also universally liked by young men/teenage boys at the time for doing Maxim shoots and just generally being hot, so she was a smart cast.
Meanwhile there's already been twitter normies saying they're tired of seeing Pedro over and over again for the past couple years.

>>213299596
Alba was so hot in the first movie, but looks bad in the sequel. What happened?

>>213294777 (OP)
well, once the current crop of hags tanks yet another movie, the jews will eventually go back to hot (mostly white) chicks

>>213305895
your tranny juice kicked in and you were suddenly a faggot

>>213295662
>white passing (actual internal marvel team term)
one does it and looks hot
the other doesn't and looks like a creepy beta faggot(that he is)

>>213294828
The final stuff at the end in FF2 with Dr. Doom is pretty awful. Then add cloud Galactus on top of it and it just fell off a cliff towards the end. And then I don't even remember how FF1 ends and I've seen it multiple times.

This new movie is the best FF movie there has been. Notice how I didn't put the superlative "ever' in there since being the best FF movie really is not that big of a deal.

>>213294828 #
This new movie is the best FF movie there has been. Notice how I didn't put the superlative "ever' in there since being the best FF movie really is not that big of a deal

>>213306598
Rise of the SS is better

>>213306723
No it isn't and I own the DVD.

>>213306978
yes it is and I'm white

>>213302384
>Nope! She is fine but was completely wrong for the part.

Literally actually this. Like only a complete homo would say she wasn't always hot AF but that doesn't change the fact that she was largely miscast as Invisible Woman

>>213295662
Jessica Alba did a DNA test and it was 100% European

>>213307062
describe how she was miscast
because she was perfect as the generic hot woman, which is what sue storm almost always is, except when she's possessed or whatever

>>213307118
Susan Storm is a legitimate blonde girl with natural blue eyes. Those are her defining traits

>>213307161
they gave her both of those things
they didn't even bother with kate mara's brown eyes in fant4stic

>>213301227
How do actors act with all that greenscreen?

>>213300430
Yeah, her cleavage and jiggle physics in Ultron were great. She also had great cleavage in Civil War.
That's not that much though. It could be way better. Don't praise them for a mediocre job.

>>213307064
was actually something like 70% and of course the bitch was shocked to only be 30% beaner shitskin

>>213295805
Pedo Rascal

>>213300531
>too YOUNG for the role
Too young is good in some cases, usually they cast older.

>>213300531
Counterpoint: she hot.

>>213300531
>big name at the time
Jessica Alba's biggest movie up till then was Honey, or potentially Idle Hans since it got a second life on cable.
In 2005 she starred in FF1, Sin City, and Into the Blue, which are her biggest movies.
That was the start of her (brief) A-List career.

>>213294944
And now you have non White Reed Richards.

>>213307304
Poorly. That's one of the reasons that modern movies suck.

>>213294777 (OP)
No
Pam Anderson was a better Sue in a parody movie
Jackpot checked

>>213294777 (OP)
No, she was terrible. Which not entirely her fault but still.

>>213307260
A brown woman wearing a shitty wig and contacts isn't an argument in your favor.

>>213309074
I don't give a shit.
She's still the best Sue in any of the movies, besides the Cannon one.
I'd take a modern hot young latina as Sue over the current, old bogged one and if you wouldn't, you're well on your way to trooning out.

>>213299596
But Vanessa is a better actress and the new F4 movie will have better box office than Alba's flops.

>>213309224
>best Sue
>can't act
>does nothing

>>213294777 (OP)
Bitch walled hard

>>213309265
>But Vanessa is a better actress
Great, too bad her Sue is a shrill bitch.
>and the new F4 movie will have better box office than Alba's flops.
Fantastic Four (2005)
>Budget - $87.5—100 million
>Box office - $333.5 million (2007)
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
>Budget - $130 million
>Box office - $301.9 million
Fantastic Four: First Steps has currently not reached a profit.

>>213299596
Jessica doesn't have those curves either, it was just Hollywood magic.

>>213295941
>aryan alba

>>213300204
>lost 75% of its playerbase in 6 months
Kek

>>213309318
>Great, too bad her Sue is a shrill bitch
Alba's Sue is useless.
>Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
It killed the franchise.
The new F4 will end with 600-650m in box office.

>>213294895
Grifters should be gassed.

>>213309385
>It killed the franchise.
You said flop. Neither of the Alba movies flopped and even if the new one does clear 600 million, that would most likely not as be as profitable as the 2005 movie was.
That series failed due to tepid critical reception.
It's the same reason there was never a Spider-Man 4 or a Daredevil 2.

>>213309318
>Great, too bad her Sue is a shrill bitch.
how is she "shrill"?

>>213309310
still would

>>213294777 (OP)
It needed more girlbosses. Galactus shouldve been Galacta. And she shouldve been played by Pedro Pascal you bigot. Trans women are womynx. Matter of fact the whole film shouldve been nothing but women and Pedro Pascal playing 10 parts, Nutty Professor style.

>>213309224
it's pretty obvious here you're just a waifufag
you know Alba made OTHER movies right? you can go watch Into the Blue or whatever, you don't have to defend the terrible casting of her as Sue Storm

>>213309744
Alba was objectively a better casting choice than a 40 year old, particularly for a "first time mother" arc.

>>213309502
Rise of the Silver Surfer did flop. that's why they didn't make any more. It declined from the first film despite costing a LOT more. They had bandied about a sequel and a spinoff with the Surfer before that.

>>213309773
The exact same post AGAIN.

>>213309773
>40 year old, particularly for a "first time mother" arc.

But it fits our current nightmare reality so well.

>48 yrs old
>Children: Want some day

>>213309785
>Rise of the Silver Surfer did flop
It nearly tripled its budget in the year 2007. It quite factually did not flop.

>>213309773
If all you've got is just grumbling about the age (and nothing else) of a different movie's actress, you're not presenting much of an argument for your miscast botch job.

>>213309812
and they didn't make a third film because....?

>>213294777 (OP)
>>213294837