Thread 213297945

>Punisher
>Hulk
>Scorpio
>Mr Negative

How do you tell a coherent story with this weird line-up ?

Because they already had a post-endgame stable of characters and stories lined up and they all flopped so now they're just throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks.

>>213297945 (OP)
>capeslop
grow up

>>213297945 (OP)
Can't think of a better actor to portray a man who lives in the rough streets of New York City like Big B.

>>213297945 (OP)
The point is selling as many action figures as humanly possible, competent screenwriters can piece together a semi-coherent narrative out of most anything anyway

>>213297945 (OP)
More importantly, why isn't movie theatre cosplay a bigger deal?

>>213297945 (OP)
Idk, seems pretty easy.
Spiderman and Punisher are on the lead of the same dude.
The same dude does something that pisses off professor hulk and turns him into the savage hulk.
Hulk gets mad at punisher.
Spiderman gets between the two, nearly hulk smashed, punisher shows up with moar dakka which distracts the hulk long enough for spiderman to get clear.
They manage to calm bruce down.
The three of them go after the real big bad.

>>213297945 (OP)
Still less characters than Gunn's Superman

>>213297993
are you on a wheelchair or something? go out ffs

>>213297992
Spider Man sells and they’re using him to push these characters. Supposedly Hulk is going back to being Hulk Smash again. Guarantee they will announce either a Hulk or Punisher movie after this. I don’t know what’s in it for Sony at this point working with Disney

>>213298210
There will also be a scene where the villain's underling is explaining his evil plan to the three and is about to reveal crucial information only for Punisher to shoot him and quip about how he couldn't stand listening to the guy anymore

>>213298689
He’s a jeet who would post constantly about BvS, after getting btfo multiple times this is how he copes

>>213299008
He’s gonna the pair of them “Christmas colors” or something like that

Pretty sure the plot already leaked

>Mister Negative and his gang start shit in New York.
>Spider-Man and Punisher butt heads on how to deal with it.
>Spider-Man goes to Doc Hulk for help neutralizing Mister Negative’s energy powers.
>Mister Negative infects Doc Hulk with his powers and he goes savage.
>Spider-Man and Punisher team up to tard wrangle him and all three team up against Mister Negative and his gang (which includes a bunch of C-list super-crooks like Scorpion, Boomerang, Tarantula, etc.)
>In-between all this Spider-Man hooks up with Sadie Sink’s mystery character.

>>213297945 (OP)
Can't wait for PG Punisher who never kills and feels nothing like the actual character.

>>213298850
Its "Savage Hulk" which is what happens when you manage to piss off professor hulk. Presumably Mr. Negative would be responsible for corrupting him.
There are a half dozen different hulk variants/personalities.

>>213299177
Thunderbirds had plenty of people (bloodlessly) being shot and stabbed.
They always had a neat relationship in the comics since Spider Man was one of the few super heroes he genuinely respects even if their methods don't align.

>>213299152
I hope that it's not that predictable

because they haven't even started shooting yet

>>213297945 (OP)
>Mr Negative
You just know they consulted Slott as the master for Spider-Man lore and he told them to use his OC donut steel that he has been trying to force as the next big Spidey villain since almost 2 decades. He's literally just another shitty mobster boss that Spider-Man already has countless off but he's also le split personality just like Norman Osborn/Green Goblin.

>>213299510
>I hope that it's not that predictable
Anon, 99% of movies are just that predictable. And that's fine, what is more important is the moment-to-moment stuff that you use to fill in the blanks of your outline.

>>213297945 (OP)
>How do you tell a coherent story with this weird line-up ?
when has hollandman ever done that?

>>213297945 (OP)
Oh yeah, I forgot that Hulk has to be in team up movies.

>>213298080
>Scorpio

Huh it's right there m8

>>213297945 (OP)
They are imbeciles tbqh because the only must-have character is Felicia

Yeah, pretty much.

No Way Home is kind of bad outside of the nostalgia fanservice, which is itself extremely cheap

>>213299152
>Spider-Man and Punisher butt heads on how to deal with it.
Why would any interaction between Spider-Man and the Punisher not just be Spider-Man webbing the Punisher up and giving him to the police? He is literally a serial killer.

>>213297945 (OP)
Either they are nerfing Hulk even more than they already have or they turn Frank Castle into Batman

>>213301763
>they turn Frank Castle into Batman
General super intelligence aside Frank has always been a batman without the no killing rule or aversion to guns.
Turns out when you can just shoot doods you don't need as many gimmicks and backup plans.

>>213298051
>>213298051
this. i'm still waiting for my zendaya/MJ figure from Hot Toys

>>213297945 (OP)
>Punisher
I wish they'd cast the Reacher dude and not that dude who burns local

>>213301763
Punisher can kill the entire Marvel Universe (or at least one universe that is not the main one)

punisher didn't see any different from netflix version in the new daredevil series

how is he going to play in a kids movie

>>213301964
In certain comic runs for sure, but he hasn't been moving like at all in the tv shows. So if they do decide to actually make Frank as good as he is in the comics, it'll be an insane buff

>>213302142
Your best hope is they forget about frank in the comics as he was last seen.
He became the leader of the hand after they resurrected his wife and kids, or their spirits, or some dumb shit.
Daredevil goes to war with the hand and has a showdown with frank where he beats his ass, frank crawls back and his ghost wife tells him she was going to leave him and take the kids, and if she hadn't been blasted in half by scumbags that was the day she was going to tell him.
Then punisher fucks off, and is seen leading a group of orphans through the desert saying he's going to be the protector now.
There was some shit in the news about cop-gangs using the Punisher skull logo so marvel wanted to distance themselves, so at first they changed his logo, then they just decided to write him out.

>>213302127
dozens of non-human goons for him to kill

>>213297945 (OP)
Are they ever going to do an MCU Spider Man movie that doesn't need a fellow Avenger to be in it?

I hope the Punisher is like how he was in the animated series and he has a bandana

>>213298046
a bale of hay is only 14 inches high

>>213297945 (OP)
What was the deal with that marvel movie from a while back that had Elaine in it? Am I supposed to know who any of those people are? It was like an avengers of nobodies and that one guy who seems stronger than everyone put together but hasn't shown up before now. Someone explain this shit.

>>213297945 (OP)
Threadly reminder that in the 60+ years of their existence there have been NO significant Spider-Man + Hulk stories.

>>213302583
It was basically a sequel to Black Widow.

>>213302980
I never watch it. Why is that other guy captain America? Why is winter soldier in it but not falcon? Why is that blonde guy so powerful and where has he been for the last 20 movies? Where is everyone we actually know while this movie is happening?

never liked tom holland spiderman
ill wait for spiderverse part 3

>>213303155
just watch it duh,

>Why is that other guy captain America?

Us Agent was named Captain America for a while and took the super solider serum but was dismessed after killing a terrorist infront of everyone

>Why is winter soldier in it but not falcon?

Falcon is the new Captain America and he is leading a better team of Avengers, he doesn't likes hanging with the bums

>Why is that blonde guy so powerful and where has he been for the last 20 movies?

Watch the movie

>>213303155
>Why is that blonde guy so powerful?
Because he's literally Superman but Marvel and schizo.

>>213302583
>Am I supposed to know who any of those people are?
No. Not really. Just a bunch of asshole side characters and bad guys from the side character solo movies.
As for Sentry, its explained in the movie that he was part of Elain's plan to make a super hero they controlled so she could be the power behind the power.
Sentry exists in the marvel comics, he's a guy powered by a dimension of a exploding stars and his only real limit to his power is his own mind. But since that much power is inherently unstable he constantly has to fight against his darker urges that is the void.
Totally different from Adam Warlock, an incredibly powerful being that constantly has to fight against his darker urges that is The Magus.

>>213303268
>Falcon is the new Captain America
That's what I thought but I didnt watch the red hulk movie. So I wondered why this other guy was also captain America.
>>213303372
>As for Sentry, its explained in the movie that he was part of Elain's plan to make a super hero they controlled so she could be the power behind the power.
Was he created after endgame? Why would they create something like that when shield and the us goverment couldn't even control people like iron man or captain america?

>>213297945 (OP)
they don't have to tell a cohesive story, they just need one of them to make a billion dollars

>>213304055
>Was he created after endgame?
Yes, in the fiction of the movie. A super secret cia spook operation since the avengers were gone after defeating thanos.
In the comics sentry has been around since 2000, he has had a few series and miniseries, but is mostly ignored since he trivializes most things, and so only gets pulled out to job.

>>213301388
Why did nobody answer this question

>spiderman
,>daredevil
>punisher
There you go, the kino writes itself

>>213304186
Should I bother to watch the movie? The only ones ive watched from the last few years were thor and dr strange.

>>213298850
>Spider Man sells and they’re using him to push these characters.
They're literally from his comic books, you stupid bitch.

>>213304308
I was genuinely surprised that it turns into an actual movie with characters that have an arc.
Its not amazing, I went in with low expectations and was pleasantly surprised.
I suppose there's a question of your personal tolerance for thick fake russian accents too.

>>213299152
>In-between all this Spider-Man hooks up with Sadie Sink’s mystery character.
It's gonna be Carlie Cooper, isn't it?

>>213305095
Probably, I can't see Sink as Norah and Michele is Mexican so that's also an automatic no. But we could both be wrong and they just make another OC like Michelle.

>>213297945 (OP)
no daredevil?

>>213305568
How much Disney does Sony want in their movie?

>>213305562
Sadie Sink is actually Mexican too, she should play Michele.

>>213297945 (OP)
>Scorpio

Simpsonsbros..we won. So glad Disney owns The Simpsons now.

>>213303245
>spiderverse part 3
>Somehow thinks nigger Spider-Man is any better

Are they going to botch the new suit? I thought it was the best out of the live action ones

>>213297945 (OP)
Am I also one of the only ones who didn't like captain america movies? The whole plot is basically
> OH NOO A SUPER SOLDIER SERUM IS LOOSE. WE MUST STOP SUPER SOLDIERS FROM BEING PRODUCE.

>>213306671
yeah but niggerman has le funny memes in it
did you see spiderhorse??? L O L!

>>213307351
The first one was good

>>213307351
super soldiers are cool

>>213298080
>shocker
he was in the first movie

>>213306671
No way home was spiderverse but better

>>213297945 (OP)
what is she playing?

>>213308400
Probably Carlie Cooper, the most outlandish theory I'm willing to believe is Theresa Parker.

>>213297945 (OP)
>Mr Negative
Ah, of course. The Poochie Spider villain...

>>213302125
MJ can kill the entire Marvel Universe, you just need a faggot to draw it and another faggot to publish it

>>213299152
These are so much worse than the Raimi Spider-Mans. Completely soulless slop, indistinguishable from every other modern Marvel video game movie. This sounds identical to the new Captain America that nobody, including me, watched

>>213297945 (OP)
Superman worked.

>>213298850
They're not allowed to do Hulk movies and Punisher is just getting a one hour special.

>>213301388
So the punisher can continue to do things

Disney will never do Frank justice. Fuck, no one ever does Frank justice and doesn't understand his character.

>Punisher
Hey that's a great start, can't wait for them to not mention anything from the new Daredevil season and avoid mentioning who the mayor is.

>>213302292
>Punisher's wife's spirit reveals she's actually a cunt
>he immediately fucks off from trying to avenge her

Honestly kind of based. Not sure what kind of message they were trying to get across there

>>213302477
He wouldn't be able to stand on his own. MCU Spider-Man is literally a blank slate redditor personality

The streets are full of blood.

>>213297993
Like clockwork