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Anonymous No.213299976 >>213299993 >>213300036 >>213300060 >>213300072 >>213300197 >>213300542 >>213300581 >>213300601 >>213300619 >>213300888 >>213301117 >>213301377 >>213301423 >>213301478 >>213302146 >>213302364 >>213303028 >>213304370 >>213304469 >>213304798 >>213305377 >>213306447
>Stop, Invisible Woman.
Anonymous No.213299993 >>213301278
>>213299976 (OP)
best thread on /tv/ right now
Anonymous No.213300036
>>213299976 (OP)
Ok, now this is epic.
Anonymous No.213300060 >>213300129
>>213299976 (OP)
>capeslop
grow up
Anonymous No.213300065
I don't get it
Anonymous No.213300072
>>213299976 (OP)
Sybau
Anonymous No.213300099 >>213300218 >>213303221 >>213303411 >>213303587 >>213304062 >>213305353 >>213305575
>Fantastic 4
>Promoted as a group
>Invisible woman defeats a villain that eats planets

Why were the other 3 even on screen at this point?
Anonymous No.213300129
>>213300060
galactus doesn't wear a cape you fucking casual
Anonymous No.213300136 >>213302369 >>213303425
Why doesn't he just send the Silver Surfboard to get babby? or just go ahead and melt down all of Earth? I don't get it.
Anonymous No.213300197
>>213299976 (OP)
Topkek
Anonymous No.213300218 >>213300267 >>213300368 >>213301601 >>213303028
>>213300099
IIRC the plot is about Galactus wanting to NOT have to eat planet anymore, by virtue of eating Franklin Richards. So the other three do various things to prevent that end while baiting Galaxy Quest, which culminates in Force Field Woman going Super Saiyan or some shit.
It sounds retarded on paper, no matter how you slice it.
Anonymous No.213300239 >>213300580
>we are a family
>because we get through things as a family
>attacks Galactus one at a time
Bravo Fiege.
Anonymous No.213300267 >>213300368
>>213300218
I feel that. Eating planets just hits different these days.
Anonymous No.213300368
>>213300218
>>213300267
>eating india
Anonymous No.213300498
Aren't there like a dozen entities that can create/farm non-sapient life? Why is this nigga so retarded?
>yfw he's canonically shorter than Nancy Archer
Anonymous No.213300542
>>213299976 (OP)
I liked how her repeatedly her invisibility was practically useless. The only time it helped was with the black hole
Anonymous No.213300557 >>213300665
cloud galactus was cooler than this
Anonymous No.213300580
>>213300239
>>attacks Galactus one at a time

They did a bunch of combos and only started working separately when Galactus started tossing them around.
Anonymous No.213300581 >>213300684 >>213300687 >>213300709 >>213300855 >>213300877 >>213301219 >>213301252 >>213301393 >>213301627 >>213301848 >>213302004 >>213302105 >>213302144 >>213302313 >>213302866 >>213303028 >>213303101 >>213303161 >>213303196 >>213304109 >>213305783 >>213306075 >>213306345 >>213306468
>>213299976 (OP)
Anonymous No.213300601
>>213299976 (OP)
Anonymous No.213300619 >>213302584 >>213303486 >>213305567
>>213299976 (OP)
Invisible granny. The male gaze never stood a chance.
Anonymous No.213300665
>>213300557
Trvke.
Anonymous No.213300684 >>213300895 >>213300906 >>213301096 >>213302222 >>213303523
>>213300581
jfc. was that rose tico?
Anonymous No.213300687
>>213300581
Jesus fudging Christ I want Silver Surfress to repeatedly smash my shaved balls with her board
Anonymous No.213300709
>>213300581
Galactus's hand coming out of the portal got the biggest pop in my theater.
Anonymous No.213300855
>>213300581
Women defeating enemies and men running away cradling children is "punk rock" and woke.
Anonymous No.213300877 >>213301034
>>213300581
Girls get it done
Anonymous No.213300888
>>213299976 (OP)
Ok...that one is actually funny.
Anonymous No.213300895
>>213300684
The Rose moment in TLJ doesn't even make sense though. Silver Surfette sacrificed herself to genuinely accomplish something. Rose crashed into Finn to "save" him from saving everyone else from the advancing army that is about to shoot them all... which is still advancing after she does.
Anonymous No.213300906
>>213300684
Saying that she’s another Rose Tico kill stealing from a man will make a troon to kill himself.
Anonymous No.213301034 >>213305101
>>213300877
She’s not alone. Get it, incels and chuds? Brie Larson is not alone.
Anonymous No.213301096
>>213300684
Come on, at least she actually sacrificed herself.
Anonymous No.213301117 >>213301263 >>213302426 >>213302471 >>213303352
>>213299976 (OP)
Is she really that strong in the comics?
Anonymous No.213301219
>>213300581
Flash vibes
Anonymous No.213301252 >>213301309
>>213300581
>woman's superpower is yelling and screaming as usual
Anonymous No.213301263
>>213301117
Yes. Shes fucked up a celestial before. But just like in the movie she can overdo it and end up killing herself. She gets psychic blowback if she's not careful or she gets too crazy
Anonymous No.213301278 >>213303536
>>213299993
now it is
Anonymous No.213301309
>>213301252
yelling and screaming typically leads to men entering other holes
Anonymous No.213301377 >>213301480 >>213302481
>>213299976 (OP)
I don't understand this
Like, not even from a comicfag perspective

But genuinely, Galactus is literally a fucking force of the universe who only gets bitchslapped when they come up with some fuckery
But this time Sue just... what? rubs her hands together says 'go team mom time to stop the bad guy' and wins?
Anonymous No.213301393 >>213304663
>>213300581
Is this it, will all movies just look like poorly made slop from now on?
Anonymous No.213301396 >>213303536
Invisible Girl vs Invisible Bogged Hag.
Anonymous No.213301423
>>213299976 (OP)
lol
Anonymous No.213301478
>>213299976 (OP)
JUST EAT THE PLANET, PLANET EATER
Anonymous No.213301480
>>213301377
She goes rage mode because he has her baby. She ends up overdoing it and killing herself
Anonymous No.213301601 >>213301645 >>213302203 >>213303092 >>213303456 >>213304068
>>213300218
>by virtue of eating Franklin Richard
How can eating a baby make you not wnat to eat fucking planets anymore? Is that even explained? Are you sure he didnt want to steal Franklin to groom him into being his replacement or some shit?
Anonymous No.213301627 >>213301731
>>213300581
having Galactus job to Invisible Girl and we wuz Kang job to Antman, Marvel cant make a single threatening villain that isnt a jobber outside of Thanus
Anonymous No.213301645
>>213301601
You already know the answer to that which is why you answered your own question
Anonymous No.213301730 >>213301770
So Chudlactus is the living embodiment of entropy? Who imposed that curse on him? Does the Marvelverse have an actual God?
Anonymous No.213301731 >>213305305
>>213301627
Thanos was inexplicably tough even without the gauntlet. It made absolutely no sense how he could beat Hulk in a fist fight, fight off Ironman, Cap and Thor all at once
Anonymous No.213301770
>>213301730
>Does the Marvelverse have an actual God?
It has like 5 different things that are all actually god
Anonymous No.213301848 >>213301949
>>213300581
>The man has to save the baby while the woman is the sacrificing hero
SUBVERSION
Anonymous No.213301935
>Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
Anonymous No.213301949
>>213301848
>woman sacrifices herself
>baby(male) brings her back to life
Yo dawg, we heard you wanted some subversion in your subversion
Anonymous No.213302004 >>213302059
>>213300581
excuse me but isn't the silver surfer supposed to be a dude?
Anonymous No.213302059
>>213302004
not in the Kirbyverse
Anonymous No.213302105
>>213300581
Mr Fantastic is so fucking lame and useless
Anonymous No.213302144 >>213302284
>>213300581
What powers does Galactus have besides being kinda big and moving really slowly?
Anonymous No.213302146
>>213299976 (OP)
Still salty the jannies deleted the squirrel thread
Anonymous No.213302203 >>213302610 >>213303200
>>213301601
Franklin Richards is basically a plot device who can do quite literally anything.
In this case, he's somehow determined (while still a fetus) by Galactus to be able to absorb or satiate the cosmic curse of hunger, so he wants him to do that, because Galactus hates his job that exists for reasons unknown.
It sounds like a net positive, but for the aforementioned ambiguous, cosmically-retarded reason of comic book logic, there has to be a Devourer. Why? Because reasons. So Franklin would serve as that, except not hungry, presumably, which kinda makes no sense because the only reason Galactus does what he does is because it physically hurts not to. So how he intended to groom/bait Franky boy into doing it is up in the air.
>tl;dr
Fuck it.
At the very LEAST what anything Galactus-related should provide is some badass space cosmic horror imagery, but this movie fails to even do that. It's comically bad, no pun intended.
Anonymous No.213302222
>>213300684
no. silver surfer didnt sexually assault human torch like rose tico would have.
Anonymous No.213302284
>>213302144
Think Dexter Jettster if he were a Jedi.
Anonymous No.213302313
>>213300581
Woman is smarter but ALSO stronger than all the men...fuck it i though marvel was kind of decent after thunderbolts. They just can't help themselves
Anonymous No.213302364 >>213302472 >>213302687 >>213302872 >>213303419 >>213306567
>>213299976 (OP)
I've just realised how every character in fantastic four was created as an in-joke by Stan Lee:

The Invisable Woman is married to a guy with a fairly useless power who calls himself "Mr Fantastic". She is eclipsed by his huge ego, despite being more powerful than him.

Mr Fantastic is obviously a comment on how men like to represent themselves as the best and strongest, based on how long their nob can get.

The fuman tourch flirts with anything that has a pair of tits, even if they're not good tits. Looks like hes compensating for something, trying to throw people off the scent that he is a gay. Well he is "flaming" afterall...

The Thing just happens to be Jewish and completely by coinsidence is the motherfucking golem of prague (picrel)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golem#The_classic_narrative:_The_Golem_of_Prague
Racist, much?
Anonymous No.213302369
>>213300136
Hmm almost like that's answered in the movie and you just outed that you haven't watched it.
Anonymous No.213302426
>>213301117
The point is she's the most powerful of them all but using her powers can kill her. Realistically the team is just a rocky guy, a fire guy and a stretchy guy; their ace in the hole was always technology or self-sacrifice.
Anonymous No.213302471
>>213301117
A couple times, but power levels in comics are all over the place especially in more modern stuff so you can just about excuse anything because of 'canon'. It doesn't excuse plot devices for films being awful
Anonymous No.213302472
>>213302364
Stan Lee was Jewish
Anonymous No.213302481 >>213302994
>>213301377
They baited Galactus into physical form then used a portal to send him to the rim of the universe. Youre really underselling it. And he's never succeeded in destroying the world in mainline MCU, he's pretty much a galactic jobber.
Anonymous No.213302584 >>213303486
>>213300619
does galactus have some sort of temporal aging power ?
Anonymous No.213302610 >>213302770 >>213303098
>>213302203
You are adding a lot of headcannon to this, which is crazy because the movie is braindead simple. When the F4 went to space their DNA was changed. When Franklin was conceived, he became a conduit for cosmos energy (think Phoenix). He was chosen by the power. Thereby he can become a cosmic being (like Galactus). In Marvel lore beings like Galactus are just cosmic forces, they only appear as being because they choose to be perceived as such. They are requirements for the existence of reality, think of Galactus like a pressure valve or maybe the hole on the bottom of locks that prevent them from rusting.
Anonymous No.213302667
>AAAAAAAAHHHHHH HELP ME ETERNITY, A HUMAN IS PUSHING ME
Anonymous No.213302687
>>213302364
It's based off the four classical elements since eastern philosophy was really hot at the time. Their personalities are meant to mirror but also contrast these elements; Reed is dynamic but unsure (water), Sue is gentle but powerful(air), torch is brash but warm (fire) and thing is sturdy but reserved (rock). They have lasted two long because it's a very strong allegory for people in general.
Anonymous No.213302770
>>213302610
>(...)They are requirements for the existence of reality
Why?
Anonymous No.213302866
>>213300581
this worse than those indian slop
Anonymous No.213302872 >>213302936
>>213302364
Stan Leibowitz didn't create shit. He had more creative people do all the work and he took all the credit. Fuck him and I'm glad he's burning in hell.
Anonymous No.213302936
>>213302872
Edgy brah
Anonymous No.213302994 >>213303153
>>213302481
>his physical form

ah yes, let's MCU this shit to make sense
the point is there's no fucking way that Invisible Girl with fucking super mom mode powers can take on Galactus but this is the same company that gave us anti-White racism and slurs so...
Anonymous No.213303028 >>213303157 >>213303473
>>213299976 (OP)
>>213300218
>>213300581
Why didn’t Galactus just eat Franklin Richards as just a clump of cells? Is he stupid?
Anonymous No.213303092 >>213303190
>>213301601
Well apparently in some comics Franklin is predetermined to be the next Galactus for the next universe once the current one ends. Why Galactus eating him would cure his hunger makes still no sense though.
Anonymous No.213303098
>>213302610
So why does he want franklin?
Anonymous No.213303101 >>213303141
>>213300581
as a non comic fag why does gaylactus have a babby in his palm?
Anonymous No.213303141 >>213303173
>>213303101
babby is most powerful being in existence. really.
Anonymous No.213303153 >>213303211
>>213302994
Nta but if you saw the movie and you didn't you'd realize they were beating on him while he was nearly starving to death. She kind of nearly finished him off then surfer pushed him in. As far as her powers, yeah she's the most powerful of them she can shove around while he's in physical form after they've been beating on him but it will kill her. That's comic accurate. If you don't like the comics which you have read why the hell are you faking watching the movie and wasting your life as I insult you to release stress you stupid bastard
Anonymous No.213303157
>>213303028
Think it might have to be a voluntary thing. Like Frank has to willingly use his powers of cosmic bumfuckery. So that's why he speedruns his birth and wants to raise him.
Anonymous No.213303161
>>213300581
I'm not normally that guy but jesus christ this looks bad.
Anonymous No.213303173 >>213303235
>>213303141
why
Anonymous No.213303190
>>213303092
Franklin can generate infinity universes. He's written to be the reset of the marvel universe he's like flash or bishop
Anonymous No.213303196
>>213300581
Should've gone with threatening him with the super duper space gun instead. This looks like total shit.
Anonymous No.213303200 >>213303272 >>213304583
>>213302203
What I want to know is why in the flying fuck Galactus has to eat the planets that have life on them. There’s literally trillions that don’t
Anonymous No.213303210 >>213304035
So, what does this movie have to do with the Multiverse?
Anonymous No.213303211 >>213303264
>>213303153
>trolling
stop that
Anonymous No.213303221
>>213300099
it did remind me of how Superman in the JL movie was so much stronger he made all the other members useless. The Thing is worthless, Reed is worthless in combat just leave him to do tech stuff at home. I guess Johnny sort of helps.
Anonymous No.213303235 >>213303349
>>213303173
Because as in embryo he was exposed to the source of creation in the marvel universe..just come on watch the fuckimg movie
Anonymous No.213303264 >>213303353
>>213303211
Watch the fuckimg movie stop arguing about a thing you didn't see
Anonymous No.213303272
>>213303200
Cosmic protein, I suppose. Galactus may have reservations about eating bitches, but he ain't no faggot vegan.
Anonymous No.213303349
>>213303235
>just watch the movie
I'm not paying money for this and im not watching a camrip because I'm not brown.
Anonymous No.213303352
>>213301117
It depends. Recently, yes. Originally, she literally could only turn invisible and that was it. Marvel realized this was a retarded power and made her useless, then gave her the forcefields, and gradually started amping her up more and more to the point she's OP.
Anonymous No.213303353
>>213303264
Saw itf or free, sorry if you paid
Anonymous No.213303411
>>213300099
She doesn't defeat him. You didn't see the film.
Anonymous No.213303419 >>213303493 >>213303603 >>213304683
>>213302364
>The Invisable Woman is married to a guy with a fairly useless power who calls himself "Mr Fantastic". She is eclipsed by his huge ego, despite being more powerful than him.

She didn't start out more powerful than him. She started out as "The Invisible Girl," and that was her only power, to turn invisible, and she was completely useless. They only added the forcefield shit later to compensate for that.
Anonymous No.213303425
>>213300136
She skedaddled after Johnny rattled her. She was MIA.
Anonymous No.213303456 >>213303632
>>213301601
He explains it in the film, Franklin Richards contains the Power Cosmic, by virtue of being the child of two people changed by cosmic rays, which means he may possibly be able to absorb Galactus's power and role in the universe and let Galactus finally rest in peace instead of existing forever hungry.
Anonymous No.213303473
>>213303028
He doesn't want him to die, he wants him to take his place.
Anonymous No.213303486
>>213302584
>>213300619
she's literally dying in this shot
Anonymous No.213303493
>>213303419
I think that anon even read the comics
The original one literally just has Johnny be into cars, Sue could only turn invisible as you said, Ben was fundementally just still in the whole 'I'm a guy made of rocks' and not a 'I'm a monster' and Reed was just basically the standard leader
Anonymous No.213303523
>>213300684
No. Rose Tico just crashed into Finn, endangering both of them, to stop him sacrificing himself, while accomplishing nothing really other than stranding them outside. Silver Surfer pushes Johnny out of the way and throws herself at Galactus to push him through the portal instead, it's her taking responsibility.
Anonymous No.213303536
>>213301396
>>213301278
Oh shut up already. You're getting tiresome.
Anonymous No.213303587 >>213304841 >>213305089
>>213300099
>defeat
>she in fact does not defeat him and he comes right back out of the portal, necessitating Johnny to try to sacrifice himself by ramming him before the Surfer appears and throws herself at Galactus instead, sacrificing herself to warp Galactus to the other side of the galaxy.
>meanwhile, Sue has literally dropped dead of the overexertion and is a dead deceased corpse on the ground at this moment.
Anonymous No.213303603 >>213304418
>>213303419
>They only added the forcefield shit later
You say "later" like it was decades, it was pretty fuckin fast they gave her forcefields.
Anonymous No.213303632
>>213303456
Why doesn't he just have sex with the silver surfwoman?
Anonymous No.213304035 >>213304220 >>213304435
>>213303210
Nothing, its a self contained story and it doesnt even lead into Doomsday
Anonymous No.213304062
>>213300099
all she did was move him and she fucking died lmfao
Anonymous No.213304068
>>213301601
The baby is a fucking celestial.
Anonymous No.213304109
>>213300581
This is giving me mad Boss Baby vibes ngl
Anonymous No.213304167
I'm just gonna leave this here..
Anonymous No.213304220 >>213305013
>>213304035
>he didn’t see the after credits scene
Anonymous No.213304370
>>213299976 (OP)
Anonymous No.213304418
>>213303603
It happened a couple years after her introduction, because people were writing in that Sue was useless. That said even her forcefields have gotten mega amped as of late.
Anonymous No.213304435
>>213304035
>Nothing, its a self contained story and it doesnt even lead into Doomsday
retard...
Anonymous No.213304469
>>213299976 (OP)
heh
Anonymous No.213304583 >>213304679
>>213303200
The silver lady chooses the planets. She just hates life or something?
Anonymous No.213304663
>>213301393
Do it better then faggot
Anonymous No.213304679
>>213304583
It's the opposite, actually, or at least it usually is. Silver Surfer originally intended to bait Galactus to largely uninhabited planets, but the big guy isn't a total retard, so he basically just says
>If you do that, I'll eat your planet and all your people for realsies
Which was what he didn't do originally, in exchange for Surfman's loyalty.
Anonymous No.213304683
>>213303419
it was like 20 issues in that she got forcefield powers
Anonymous No.213304798 >>213305262 >>213306206 >>213306636
>>213299976 (OP)
Is there 1 single villain in marvel/DC or wherever that is genuinely evil? Not "woah cosmic horror, but actually he has reasons and is totally enslaved by his curse" or stuff like Thanos that does "evil", but can also be seen as good? Like, actual maybe not even "evil" villains who have to adhere to some moral compass, but villains who are determined to make as much of reality suffer as much as possible for as long as possible?
Or maybe even transcend that narrow vision of what I want. Some real, downright "evil" villain. Is there someone/something like that? Galactus was boring as fuck.
Anonymous No.213304841
>>213303587
>epic girlbosses get it done!
thats not exactly better
Anonymous No.213305013
>>213304220
That was nothing
Anonymous No.213305089
>>213303587
She did push him while her husband ran away with their baby like the wife.
Anonymous No.213305101
>>213301034
Let her cook.
Anonymous No.213305262
>>213304798
>DC
Darkseid
>Marvel
The Magus from infinity war I guess
Anonymous No.213305305 >>213305380
>>213301731
And it made him all the better for it. Fuck off with your comic book "lore".
Anonymous No.213305353 >>213306607
>>213300099
>Reed comes up with the plan and builds the device that defeats Galactus
>Johnny turns Silver Surfer
>Surfer gets the final hit
Sue didn't solo Galactus. He was defeated through team effort you fucking retard.
>The Thing does fuck all. I'll give you that one
Anonymous No.213305377 >>213305418 >>213305419 >>213306291
>>213299976 (OP)
Why did Reed Richards just decided for no strategic reason to reveal to the world that the planet eater wanted their baby in exchange for sparing the planet
The public didn't need to know that
Anonymous No.213305380
>>213305305
Thanos is at his best when Death is cucking him for Deadpool
Anonymous No.213305418
>>213305377
Smartest man in existence is a social retard I guess. There was absolutely zero reason he couldn’t have coordinated a statement with his press person or whoever while they were traveling back from the black hole
Anonymous No.213305419
>>213305377
I mean it's basic honesty. And if he didn't, he wouldn't have come up with the plan to stop Galactus.
Anonymous No.213305567 >>213306555
>>213300619
What's this supposed to be a picture of?
Anonymous No.213305575 >>213305788
>>213300099
Johnny was going to sacrifice himself to push Galactus all the way in but Silver Surfette does it instead. Girl power saves the day.
Anonymous No.213305783
>>213300581
Save that baby from Pedo Rascal
Anonymous No.213305788
>>213305575
we need jonny for the sequel
Anonymous No.213306075
>>213300581
Manchildren will defend this.
Anonymous No.213306206
>>213304798
Comics thanos (in the gauntlet arc) was a lot different from movie version. His motivation was basically to get the 'cosmic' embodiment of death to like him because he was in love with her so he got the gauntlet to kill half of life in the universe as a gift.
Anonymous No.213306291
>>213305377
Everything with the alternate earth was really incredibly one dimensional, like how sci fi films like having 'water' or 'desert' planets but this is the 'fantastic four' planet
Anonymous No.213306345
>>213300581
>this is what $200 million gets you
Anonymous No.213306447
>>213299976 (OP)
the problem with marvel is they should just suck and fade off into obscurity. but the last 4 years or so have been genuine dogshit so fucking stupid it circles around to having discussions about which moment exactly was the point of no return. we used to think it was falcon monologuing reading directly from a freshman pol science class. then smart hulk jobbing to meta slut hulk.

now fucking GALACTUS got gg'd by sue fucking storm
Anonymous No.213306468
>>213300581
CAPESHIT IS SAVED EVERYONE
Anonymous No.213306555
>>213305567
menopause
Anonymous No.213306567
>>213302364
Meds, take them
Anonymous No.213306607
>>213305353
>The Thing does fuck all
seriously why is this nigga on the team? just to be the pilot? do you feel bad for him or something so they let him stay out of pity?
Anonymous No.213306636
>>213304798
>1 villain from Marvel/DC that is genuinely evil determined to make reality suffer
Joker, obviously. He is the most famous capeshit villain.