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Anonymous No.213300308 >>213300329 >>213300331 >>213301789 >>213302179 >>213302271 >>213302447 >>213303380 >>213303503 >>213303588 >>213303610 >>213303704 >>213303780 >>213304051
It’s time to admit Robert Eggers is an awful director
This scene made the final cut and he didn't see any issues with it. She’s shoveling ghosts and Eggers said 'print it.'
Anonymous No.213300329
>>213300308 (OP)
She is distracted because the devil is in her.
Anonymous No.213300331 >>213300644 >>213301602 >>213302392
>>213300308 (OP)
In his mind, thats authentic farm girl behavior
Anonymous No.213300527 >>213300644
Anya was a city slicker, her character was always wanting for the comforts of the puritan village
Anonymous No.213300551
do not bulli the ayynya
Anonymous No.213300644 >>213301560
>>213300527
That’s not how she’s characterized in the script >>213300331
Anonymous No.213301560 >>213301904
>>213300644
That's concerned with the overall aesthetic thoughever, not necessarily about anya's character in particular
Anonymous No.213301602
>>213300331
This is a chatGPT prompt
Anonymous No.213301789 >>213302216
>>213300308 (OP)
Noticing there's a full shill operation lately to try to get people to shit on Eggers. Studios must be pissed he hasn't made a single film with a black person yet or something
Anonymous No.213301904 >>213302122
>>213301560
No she's not an real farmer in this clip
Anonymous No.213302122 >>213302380
>>213301904
She looks like a real girl living a comfy puritan village life suddenly thrown in the wilderness to do farm work. Her character is a noob, that's by design, the text you posted is not concerned whether she has a maxed out skill tree in farming do you understand?
Anonymous No.213302156
Do it better then faggot.
Anonymous No.213302179
>>213300308 (OP)
Anonymous No.213302216
>>213301789
Roberto should stop using the veneer of muh all white cast to hide his shitty filmmaking ways
Anonymous No.213302250
real farmers use a tiny shovel to move tiny amounts of hay from one place to another?
Anonymous No.213302271 >>213302327
>>213300308 (OP)
There's nothing wrong with this scene.
Anonymous No.213302327 >>213302381
>>213302271
The director apparently never heard about a pitchfork.
Anonymous No.213302335 >>213302380 >>213302555 >>213303056 >>213303323 >>213303692
>Video Game Iconography
>Dishonest Cinematography
>Proto-Slysoy Disenfranchisement peddled as Femcel entertainment/Beta Powerplay
>Barking indefinite hipster score
>Neo /v/eddit hangups: egger oner and meme dialogue
̶>̶M̶e̶t̶a̶-̶Q̶u̶i̶p̶ ̶s̶y̶n̶d̶r̶o̶m̶e̶ ̶(̶r̶e̶f̶u̶s̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶q̶u̶i̶p̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶j̶u̶s̶t̶ ̶a̶s̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶b̶l̶e̶m̶a̶t̶i̶c̶ ̶a̶s̶ ̶i̶n̶d̶u̶l̶g̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶S̶e̶e̶:̶ ̶N̶o̶l̶a̶n̶)̶
It had fart jokes
>Post-Capeshit inversions
>Historical accuracy as social currency inverted through solipsistic letterboxd fetish
>effeminate pacing
Hes the perfect pleb magnet. The wannabe film buff, the Fincher and Nolan university graduates, the imdb, and the hot pocket resonance every time zimmermans score blasts.
All the meme ideals of growing up on Tarantino and asking r/truefilm for le mindfuck films after watching oldboy and battle royale is there
Anonymous No.213302380
>>213302122
>muh noob
>muh skill tree
See:>>213302335
Anonymous No.213302381 >>213302886
>>213302327
Maybe the fictional family didnt have one?
Anonymous No.213302392
>>213300331
She's not a farm girl though.
Anonymous No.213302447 >>213303782
>>213300308 (OP)
she's not supposed to be shovelling hay and fucking it up, she's shovelling animal shit out of the barn
jesus fucking christ, zoomers are retards
Anonymous No.213302495
>agriculture brings you closer to satan
seriously, what the fuck did he mean by this?
Anonymous No.213302555
>>213302335
Most grievous example of head-up-own-ass I have yet witnessed. Holy convoluted naysaying, nigga.
Anonymous No.213302886 >>213302954 >>213303470
>>213302381
Should of asked their neighbors then eh?
Anonymous No.213302954
>>213302886
They did. They made a deal to swap thomasin for a pitchfork.
Anonymous No.213303056
>>213302335
Anonymous No.213303323
>>213302335
dishonest cinematography
Anonymous No.213303369 >>213303430
this is a real farmer
Anonymous No.213303380
>>213300308 (OP)
Shut up, anon.
Anonymous No.213303430
>>213303369
freddy got fingered sucks. effeminate pacing.
Anonymous No.213303470
>>213302886
>Should of
Anonymous No.213303503
>>213300308 (OP)
You can imagine she's not shoveling hay, she's shoveling some goat diarrhea on the hay.
Anonymous No.213303588 >>213303645 >>213303650 >>213303749 >>213308155
>>213300308 (OP)
Saw your post
Anonymous No.213303610
>>213300308 (OP)
ANYA CAN YOU PLEASE SHOVEL LIKE A NORMAL PERSON??
Anonymous No.213303613
why are they cancelling eggers? cause he's a white guy?
Anonymous No.213303645
>>213303588

It was shot digitally they didn't print anything. Shockingly bad tweet.
Anonymous No.213303650
>>213303588
Lol
Anonymous No.213303685
Hello Babtou nice to meet you
Anonymous No.213303692
>>213302335
the king is back
Anonymous No.213303704 >>213303759
>>213300308 (OP)
This is the most physical labor Anya has ever done in her life and that's ok because she was a cute rich girl. She seemed like the type who would be nice to her maids
Anonymous No.213303745 >>213303791 >>213303812
Eggers, Aster and Peele deserve nothing less than death. Nolan and Vellenuve too but they deserve to be tortured first.
Anonymous No.213303749
>>213303588
? what if the character is just bad at it?
Anonymous No.213303759
>>213303704
god i love her ugh i wanna smell her ugh
Anonymous No.213303780
>>213300308 (OP)
I think this is a reverse psychology campaign. There was a thread yesterday about some other thing he did wrong. The truth is, I've never heard of him. And this hate campaign is an attempt to get me to know who he is and index him in my mind.
Anonymous No.213303782
>>213302447
>she's not supposed to be shovelling hay and fucking it up, she's shovelling animal shit out of the barn
oh that makes sense i guess
Anonymous No.213303791
>>213303745
Do not put Eggers and Aster in the same category as Peele, for the love of God.
Anonymous No.213303812 >>213304005
>>213303745
name some actual good directors then edgy fag
Anonymous No.213304005 >>213304078 >>213304114 >>213304635
>>213303812
Snyder is peak but he is too ineffable for you tarts so you'll just call me an Indian
Anonymous No.213304051
>>213300308 (OP)
>Woman half asses manual work
Most realistic thing in the movie
Anonymous No.213304078
>>213304005
No, I'll just call you retarded
Anonymous No.213304114 >>213304169
>>213304005
>I can't articulate praise of him because he's incomprehensible, a paragon of excellence beyond words to describe
right...
Anonymous No.213304169
>>213304114
i think he is being a jokester
Anonymous No.213304635
>>213304005
based. gunnsissies seething
Anonymous No.213305707
robert retards. imo
Anonymous No.213305966 >>213306000 >>213306562
He's not perfect, but he's preferable to Nolan and Villeneuve, so I'm for him. If he had their popularity, there wouldn't be such a broad swath of dogshit infesting our theaters.
Anonymous No.213306000 >>213306562 >>213306919
>>213305966
>but he's preferable to Nolan and Villeneuve,
No.
Anonymous No.213306562
>>213306000
>>213305966
these digits have repeated deliciously
Anonymous No.213306919
>>213306000
yes he is, fuck you.
Anonymous No.213308155
>>213303588
bonjour!