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Never understood why they made this the opening scene of JP2. It has almost no relevance on the plot
Anonymous No.213301143 >>213308098
>>213301062 (OP)
Because is the introduction to the real protagonists of the story, the Compsognathus
Anonymous No.213301166
>>213301062 (OP)
in the third one sam neill plays a flute
Anonymous No.213301253 >>213301495 >>213301969 >>213302869 >>213304603 >>213311947 >>213314986 >>213317103
>>213301062 (OP)
talentless becky. trash actress just like the movie itself lost world fucking retarded garbage
Anonymous No.213301424 >>213301566 >>213301742 >>213302013 >>213303112 >>213311104
>>213301062 (OP)
because it was in the first book and they had no other ideas to open it. Michael Crichton didn't write the second book until after the movie was in production, which is why a dead side character everyone liked in the first movie was magicked back to life to be the main character.
Anonymous No.213301451 >>213301491 >>213301619 >>213307433 >>213308219 >>213310266 >>213310749 >>213310869 >>213310880 >>213311240 >>213311463 >>213312956 >>213313099 >>213313617 >>213314059 >>213314077 >>213314650 >>213315031 >>213317170 >>213318718 >>213319367 >>213321037 >>213321578 >>213321770
>>213301062 (OP)
You don't understand, the girl represents science and curiosity. The parents represent the greedy CEO's who doesn't care, and is trying to exploit science. The Compsognathus on the other hand symbolizes the dinosaur on the islands, and the nature of life. The point of it all is that if you don't reply to this, your mother will die in her sleep.
Anonymous No.213301491
>>213301451
makes sense
Anonymous No.213301495 >>213302026
>>213301253
we get it, you're gay
Anonymous No.213301532
>>213301062 (OP)
they wanted the 4chan audience
Anonymous No.213301566 >>213301861
>>213301424
He didnโ€™t die in the first movie though. You mean he was magicked back to life in the second book?
Anonymous No.213301619
>>213301451
AAAAHHHHHH
Anonymous No.213301663 >>213301993 >>213304815
>>213301062 (OP)
Hammond literally tells Ian about the incident and how it pressured the board to quickly shut down the island
Anonymous No.213301742 >>213302862
>>213301424
Thats funny, michael chritchon was already doing the lost world way before production. He says it in an interview in the dvd.
Maybe they started production before he finished the book? or just as he had released it and thus they had to rush improve shit? Otherwise it would had made sense for him to co-write the script.
Anonymous No.213301861 >>213302013 >>213302044 >>213303252 >>213320243
>>213301566
In the 1st book he went unconcious and he probably died but in the 2nd book it turns out he fell into comma and barely made it. Sarah Harding went to rescue him to costa rica hospital or something. Sarah was a badass in the book, she was basically Hanna from cadillacs and dinos.
Anonymous No.213301934
>>213301062 (OP)
RIP
Anonymous No.213301969 >>213302026
>>213301253
Anonymous No.213301993 >>213302088 >>213302138 >>213302436
>>213301663
That is easily explained by lawsuits from the first movie, this scene isn't needed
Anonymous No.213302013 >>213303112 >>213303252 >>213303511 >>213303872 >>213314965
>>213301861
>>213301424
nobody knows who the hell you're talking about this movie came out 30 years ago, name names or STFU and KYS
Anonymous No.213302026
>>213301495
>>213301969
she's a terrible actress and literally has made zero good films. this isn't porn
Anonymous No.213302044
>>213301861
he dies out of view in the first book and is retconned to have "fake" died in the second
Anonymous No.213302088 >>213302697
>>213301993
The scene is extremely needed. You're a fucking retard.
Anonymous No.213302138 >>213302697
>>213301993
Doesn't matter if its needed. The scene happens in one of the books and its brutal as fuck. I'm glad they put it in
Anonymous No.213302152
>>213301062 (OP)
its a microcosm of the plot of the 1st movie so you dont have to watch it to be able to get the second one. viewing dinosaurs with wonder and charm and then they break loose out of human control and start trying to eat you
Anonymous No.213302316 >>213302407 >>213304815
>>213301062 (OP)
In the extended version, she doesn't die and there's a whole scene with lawyers discussing the event and what to do about the situation
Anonymous No.213302407 >>213306456
>>213302316
she also doesn't die in the normal cut since Hammond later just tells Ian she's safe now
Anonymous No.213302436 >>213302697
>>213301993
Its a movie about dinosaurs, not a courtroom drama. Her getting hurt reiterates the dangers the island poses to both adults and especially kids since Malcolm's daughter will be the next kid to go there with her beig not all that much older. If you want a fucking courtoom drama with horror elements, go fucking watch 'The Exorcism of Emily Rose'.
Anonymous No.213302476 >>213302647 >>213302720 >>213308251
>>213301062 (OP)
It helps build up to the payoff of Peter Stomares death, which is kino af
Anonymous No.213302602 >>213302637 >>213310443
>>213301062 (OP)
that girl is jewish and got a role because her parents funded the movie
Anonymous No.213302637
>>213302602
jews? practicing nepotism? yeah, right pal.
Anonymous No.213302647
>>213302476
I did not realize that was Peter Stormare until right this second.
What the fuck.
Anonymous No.213302697
>>213302088
>>213302436
>>213302138
Compies escaping and attacking children in the first book foreshadows how Hammond gets killed by them later as karma
It has no relevance in The Lost World
Anonymous No.213302699 >>213304674 >>213312846 >>213314167
Anonymous No.213302701 >>213302821 >>213303324 >>213312088 >>213312149 >>213313509 >>213313569 >>213316477
Peter, if you want me to run your little camping trip, there are two conditions: firstly, I'm in charge, and when I'm not around, Dieter is. All you need to do is sign the checks, tell us we're doing a good job, and open your case of Scotch when we have a good day. Second condition: my fee? You can keep it. All I want in exchange for my services is the right to hunt one of the tyrannosaurs. A male, a buck only. How and why are my business. Now if you don't like either of those two conditions, you're on your own. So go ahead, set up base camp right here, or in a swamp, or in the middle of a Rex nest for all I care. But I've been on too many safaris with rich dentists to listen to any more suicidal ideas, OK?
Anonymous No.213302720 >>213310325
>>213302476
But that is just lifted off of Hammond's death from the first book, except without the karmic satisfaction
Anonymous No.213302771 >>213302885
>>213301062 (OP)
it was surprisingly dark for a jurassic park movie as a kid i always thought she got eaten alive by those tiny dinos
Anonymous No.213302813
>>213301062 (OP)
to get the /tv/ audience
Anonymous No.213302821 >>213303831 >>213312055 >>213312272
>>213302701
Peter should've been baffled at Roland suggesting that he be allowed to kill one of their 100 million dollar T-rex instead of taking his $50k fee.
Anonymous No.213302849
>>213301062 (OP)
Repurposed from the prologue of the novel.
Anonymous No.213302855 >>213302869 >>213302873
chili and sea bass
Anonymous No.213302861 >>213314606
Why was Hammond not jailed?
Anonymous No.213302862 >>213302908 >>213303854
>>213301742
iirc he was pretty much forced to write tlw by spielberg after jp1 because it did so well
this is notable because crichton dislikes sequels, apparently he thought they were always just a retread of the prior work
Anonymous No.213302869
>>213301253
damn shes hot
>>213302855
child and seab ass
Anonymous No.213302873
>>213302855
Chilean Sea Bass you spastic autist
Anonymous No.213302885
>>213302771
Lots of people did.
Hammond saying she's fine doesn't sound particularly convincing either since he's trying to get Malcolm on the island
Anonymous No.213302908 >>213303719 >>213307326
>>213302862
It's not like TLW has 0 interesting ideas.
Specifically stuff like them supplementing lysine with special plants is cool.
But it's definitely not a good novel on the whole.
Anonymous No.213303112
>>213301424
this >>213302013
Anonymous No.213303189 >>213303247
Are the modern movies in the same universe as the old ones?
Anonymous No.213303247 >>213308214
>>213303189
Technically yes.
You occasionally see some classic InGen stuff and the remains of Jurassic Park in the first two JW movies.
Anonymous No.213303252 >>213315356
>>213301861
it just says he slipped away into darkness and then it turns out it was out of comma. Nothing wrong with it.

>>213302013
Sarah harding the character played by Julian moore in the movie the lost world. The character in the book looks like the comicbook, cartoon and video game character of the franchise cadillacs and dinosaurs named Hanna... google it dumbass zoomer.
Anonymous No.213303324
>>213302701
I cannot imagine some snotty zoomer actor performing this exact same monologue with the same level of intensity that Postlethwaite had.
Anonymous No.213303429 >>213303502 >>213303527 >>213303568
leaker here, next movie will be called Judaic Park
Anonymous No.213303502
>>213303429
lol
Anonymous No.213303511
>>213302013
>nobody knows who the hell you're talking about this movie came out 30 years ago
Everyone knows what he's talking about. It's your fault for not knowing the material.
Anonymous No.213303527
>>213303429
>It's just an average day at the US White House
Anonymous No.213303566 >>213303901
>>213301062 (OP)
The question is this better or worse than the baby eating?
Anonymous No.213303568
>>213303429
>it's just an hour and a half of shots of Seoul
Anonymous No.213303608
>>213301062 (OP)
Hollywood Jews love them cunnies
Anonymous No.213303719
>>213302908
I liked the chameleon dinosores.
Anonymous No.213303831
>>213302821
>his $50k fee.
you gotta be kiddin me if they are only payin him 50k.
Anonymous No.213303854 >>213304477
>>213302862
>iirc he was pretty much forced to write tlw by spielberg after jp1

But this is the thing, he called spielberg and they went for dinner and he told steven that he was working on TLW... its literally in the dvd.
Anonymous No.213303872
>>213302013
>nobody knows who the hell you're talking about this movie
retard zoomer you should listen to your own advice
Anonymous No.213303901 >>213304100 >>213306679
>>213303566
chritchon was a fucking edgelord for writting that. To be fair the baby first died of poisoning and once it was ded the compys moved on. Still edgy horror scenes are cheap and retarded 80;s pulp trash.
Anonymous No.213303907
No feathers no watch, simple as
Anonymous No.213303993
>>213301062 (OP)
1. Tells the viewer that the general public doesn't know that there is an island is full of dinosaurs out there, meaning the events of JP1 never went public
2. Introduces the compsagathunus and foreshadows their attack later on
3. It's entertaining, and it helps to start the movie with an entertaining scene before the first arc of talking talking talking (JP1 and 3 did this too)
Anonymous No.213304100 >>213306679
>>213303901
The first novel was a straight up horror though. Consider the way Nedry dies in the movie vs the novel. Movie, it's obscured from the camera and we move away, in the novel it's a POV him being disembowelled and then being lifted by his head as he feels the teeth sinking into his skull.
Chrichton studied medicine and his almost detached descriptions of gore I think made it almost more horrifying.
Anonymous No.213304477 >>213304852
>>213303854
And people can't lie in a DVD, that's unheard of!
Anonymous No.213304603
>>213301253
Sounds like someone has a restraining order against them.
Anonymous No.213304616
>>213301062 (OP)
>ywn munch on Camila Belle like 10,000 tiny dinosaurs
Truly Saddened
Anonymous No.213304672
>>213301062 (OP)
to remind us that dinosaurs are savages
Anonymous No.213304674 >>213316835
>>213302699
>Pedosaurus
Anonymous No.213304815 >>213306509
>>213301062 (OP)
>>213301663
>>213302316
>land on random island
>weird lizards attack daughter
>owners of island get sued
???
How did they even know who owned the island? Why would they be liable for what a wild animal does on an uninhabited island?
Anonymous No.213304846 >>213304947
Im watching dominion for the first time right now. Nice of them to include a T-Rex cucking scene in this one too. Should have rewatched TLW
Anonymous No.213304852
>>213304477
>And people can't lie in a DVD, that's unheard of!
what is your source then?
Anonymous No.213304947 >>213310466
>>213304846
Nevermind it just got it's revenge
Anonymous No.213306456
>>213302407
Been a while, I must have missed that part. Guess I'll rewatch it. Thanks.
Anonymous No.213306509
>>213304815
There's zero chance they didn't know who's Island that was and that they were trespassing given the events that transpired years earlier
Anonymous No.213306679
>>213303901
>>213304100
I'm surprised he didn't have the girl get permanently maimed
Anonymous No.213307326
>>213302908
Iโ€™d say itโ€™s certainly a good novel on the whole, though I wouldnโ€™t call it a GREAT novel like the original. Together, JP and TLW pack a nice little one two punch. If JP is all you read, then great. But if you want a little bit more, then TLW gives you that and continues the themes of the first book while expanding to new ones as well. I really like how it continued to explore Hammond as nothing more than a showman, Site B existing as the location where all the real work happens and the Park having been a facade of perfection all along - to an even larger degree that already illustrated in the first book.
Anonymous No.213307412 >>213307861 >>213307925 >>213308291 >>213313640
The extended cut (which im surprised was never released on dvd/bluray) has some more Roland kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raXWIDbugag
Anonymous No.213307433
>>213301451
fag
Anonymous No.213307861 >>213307925 >>213308329 >>213308334 >>213310600 >>213313640
>>213307412
Reminder they deleted this scene and Ludlow breaking the baby t-rex's leg (making it look like roland did it) because test audiences found roland too likeable
Anonymous No.213307925 >>213310600
>>213307861
>>213307412
Scene was filmed but never released btw
Anonymous No.213308098 >>213308127 >>213308288 >>213316332 >>213316748 >>213317032
>>213301143
Finally, a character I can relate to
Anonymous No.213308127 >>213308181
>>213308098
HE'S
Anonymous No.213308181 >>213308220
>>213308127
LITERALLY
Anonymous No.213308214
>>213303247
Literally in Jurassic World rebirth it's about an InGen facility trying to play God
Anonymous No.213308219
>>213301451
What would be a better way for my mother to die?
Anonymous No.213308220
>>213308181
ME!
Anonymous No.213308251
>>213302476
That scene's actually kind of stupid when you realize they forgot to mention that, canonically, the compy's bite is venomous with an effect that makes you feel drunk.
It just looks like one guy completely jobs to a bunch of rat sized lizards for no reason like a bitch. Doesn't even try to wring and break their noodle necks.
Anonymous No.213308288 >>213308342
>>213308098
Compsognathus is cute, CUTE
Anonymous No.213308291
>>213307412
I remember they used to air TLW on tv with this scene and the scene in the InGen boardroom restored.
Very weird they never did a release with all the cut scenes.
Anonymous No.213308329
>>213307861
Test audiences are a bunch of retarded mongoloids. Tembo was never an antagonist.
Anonymous No.213308334 >>213308444
>>213307861
none of what you just said makes any sense
Anonymous No.213308342
>>213308288
Why did I know someone was gonna post that...
Anonymous No.213308444 >>213308486
>>213308334
Try reading
Anonymous No.213308486 >>213309465
>>213308444
No,
Anonymous No.213309465
>>213308486
Ok
Anonymous No.213309516 >>213309778 >>213310336
The girl wasn't on Jurassic Park island, she was on the mainland in Costa Rica when the little dinos attacked her, the point of the scene being that dinos had gotten off Jurassic Park island.
Anonymous No.213309667
>>213301062 (OP)
>plotfaggotry
Back to pleddit.
Anonymous No.213309778
>>213309516
I think that's the book
Anonymous No.213310138 >>213310626 >>213312710 >>213320237 >>213320459
So when they screamed, what do you think they saw?
Was she half eaten like a cat with a mouse or was she rended up with flesh hanging everywhere?
Anonymous No.213310196 >>213317375
>>213301062 (OP)
Some kid complained to the screenwriter David Koepp that the dinosaurs appeared too late in the first film and because he's a Hollywood hack, he is incapable of fighting any notes he gets for his "writing"
Anonymous No.213310266
>>213301451
fuk u faggot
Anonymous No.213310325
>>213302720
I thought it was Dodgson's death that was being portrayed.
Anonymous No.213310336 >>213311163
>>213309516
John Hammond literally says that it happened on Sorna, anon.
Anonymous No.213310443
>>213302602
she's purtugeez and catholic.
Anonymous No.213310466
>>213304947
>it's
Anonymous No.213310600
>>213307925
>>213307861
Dude... they should make a new cut for the anniversary.
>Add the roland scenes
> Get rid of the gymnastics w the raptors and the tyrannosaur at the suburbs.

it would work.
Anonymous No.213310626 >>213312710
>>213310138
wasn't she hospitalized instead of dead? the compys probably focused on her dropped sandwich and nibbled her a bit. The mom screamed because she is a woman and women are hysterical
Anonymous No.213310749
>>213301451
I see hmmm yes very interesting
Anonymous No.213310869
>>213301451
Fuck yoooooou
Anonymous No.213310880
>>213301451
okay it does make sense. The audiences in the 90's where more stupid too iirc.
Anonymous No.213311104
>>213301424
>which is why a dead side character everyone liked in the first movie
Whomst are you referring to?
Anonymous No.213311163 >>213311170
>>213310336

I don't care what he said.
Anonymous No.213311170
>>213311163
Then I'm sorry, I'm just gonna have to rape you.
Anonymous No.213311240
>>213301451
>:(
Anonymous No.213311463
>>213301451
>The Compsognathus on the other hand symbolizes the dinosaur on the islands
man, that's some tricky symbolism
Anonymous No.213311947 >>213314918 >>213316345
>>213301253
She used to be one of the cutest women on the planet for a hot second back in 2008.
Anonymous No.213311991
it's a set up for the whole plot. try watching beyond the opening scene
Anonymous No.213312055
>>213302821
To be fair they kinda made it sound as if they weren't gonna capture a T. rex in the first place. Kinda sounds stupid given the logo, but I would assume they were at least smart enough to NOT attempt to put the world's largest predator in a civilian zone.
They only brought the rex in the end because that was the only dinosaur they could get after the sabotage.
Anonymous No.213312088 >>213312109
>>213302701
This bit alone elevates Lost World far and beyond the piece of shit that is JP3
Anonymous No.213312109 >>213320209
>>213312088
>alone
>has to conveniently exclude the gymnastics scene and all the other bullshit just to feign superiority
lol
lmao
Anonymous No.213312149
>>213302701
Anonymous No.213312157
>>213301062 (OP)
It was relevant though.
Anonymous No.213312175
It sets up pic related.
Anonymous No.213312272
>>213302821
If he'd suggested it when they called him up they would probably have refused and found someone else capable of doing the job. But at that point they were on the ground, on the clock, and burning through their presumably limited funds. I'm sure losing a Tyrannosaur to assure the success of the rest of their venture seemed like a reasonable price at that moment.
Anonymous No.213312620 >>213313169
>>213301062 (OP)
Lmao, look at those slits!
Anonymous No.213312710 >>213313008 >>213316359 >>213316920
>>213310138
>>213310626
They actually took photos of her injuries for a deleted scene.
It would be interesting to see the prop photos up close. They probably exist somewhere.
https://youtu.be/l_591oPc2nA
Anonymous No.213312846 >>213316835
>>213302699
Jeetasaurus
Anonymous No.213312956
>>213301451
Fuck you, Jurassic Park was never good
Anonymous No.213313008
>>213312710

More substance in this scene than the rest of the movie combined. Shame...
Anonymous No.213313099
>>213301451
Bravo Nolan
Anonymous No.213313169 >>213314525
>>213312620
Wut
Anonymous No.213313185 >>213313396
>>213301062 (OP)
Itโ€™s from the first book. Compys attacking and killing kids and babies in mainland Costa Rica leads to InGen investors sending people to the island to investigate a containment breach.
They just took the scene from the first book and put it in the second movie because they rewrote the second bookโ€™s plot to the point where the inciting incident of that book doesnโ€™t happen so they needed something to kick it off.
Anonymous No.213313214 >>213314542
Anonymous No.213313328 >>213313370 >>213313427
The first book would be a masterpiece if they didnโ€™t drag out the ending with the Raptor nest. Having the T-Rex just fall asleep and not play a part in the finale was strange too.
Anonymous No.213313355 >>213313418 >>213316700 >>213316748
Another deleted scene btw
Anonymous No.213313370
>>213313328
>The first book would be a masterpiece if they didnโ€™t drag out the ending with the Raptor nest
Yeah I still don't know what chrichton was thinking with that. For me, the actual climax is Alan taking down those raptors by himself with poisoned eggs
Anonymous No.213313396 >>213313453
>>213313185
Yeah but they never talk about containing the island or barring it except for ian asking if the island is quarantined
Anonymous No.213313409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=broj5j1ImXQ
Anonymous No.213313418 >>213313738 >>213316748
>>213313355
T-Rex a cute.
Anonymous No.213313427
>>213313328
Itโ€™s one of his shorter books iirc so I literally think he just needed to pad the plot and thatโ€™s how we got the raptor nest thing.
He should have just extended the part where Grant is boating down the river and the rest of the group is trying to get the power back on.
Anonymous No.213313453
>>213313396
I donโ€™t remember the exact plot points, I just remember that some American agency gets reports of weird lizards, which turn out to be compys, attacking kids on the mainland and that sets things off.
Anonymous No.213313509
>>213302701
kino
Anonymous No.213313562
>>213301062 (OP)
Rich Loli brat needed correction. That's always a good side plot.
Anonymous No.213313569 >>213318196
>>213302701
2 great British character actors were taken away from us too soon.
Anonymous No.213313617
>>213301451
fuck
Anonymous No.213313640
>>213307412
>>213307861
why does hollywood keep making this mistake
they literally write the script, produce the movie, etc, how do they constantly "accidentally" make so-called villains (or at least characters the audience is meant to dislike) so damn likeable?
>rorsach from mad men
>joker (2017)
just off the top of my head are two good examples of "WAIT NO YOU AREN'T MEANT TO LIKE HIM"
Anonymous No.213313738 >>213316991
>>213313418
JPIII is weirdly the funniest one and I love its sense of humor.
Anonymous No.213313806 >>213318280 >>213318364
>>213301062 (OP)
>Has no relevance
Literally the reason ingen was taken from hammond
That allowed the theme park on the mainland to be finished
That allowed the raiding party to go into site B and pillage dinosaurs
That is the reason the T-rex was on the ship with the child
That is why Hammond wanted the group there in the first place to document the site before the raiding party turns up as he knew it would.

Her dying is literally the cause of it all.
Anonymous No.213314059
>>213301451
>the dinosaur represents the dinosaurs
brilliant
Anonymous No.213314077
>>213301451
Bravo David!
Anonymous No.213314167 >>213316787
>>213302699
I refuse to believe little compys could kill a human. They can be killed by like 8 pound punch
Anonymous No.213314525
>>213313169
The eyes, the EYES!
Anonymous No.213314542
>>213313214
The Thirstysaurs!
Anonymous No.213314606 >>213314714
>>213302861
Same reason trump has 34 felony convictions and hundreds of photos with him and epstien.. rich people don't go to jail
Anonymous No.213314650
>>213301451
>posting absolutely accurate assessments of a film
Has /tv/ been saved bros?
Anonymous No.213314714 >>213314895
>>213314606
Trump was framed

The felony shit was contrived. There was no actual evidence, just a kangaroo court
Anonymous No.213314895 >>213314947 >>213318123
>>213314714
And all thoes photos of trump and epstien confirming thier life long friendship... nice try cuck
Anonymous No.213314918
>>213311947
Youth makes 80% women look pretty fucking good
Anonymous No.213314938
>>213301062 (OP)
The simplest answer is the most logical

Jews (hollywood) are sick fucks and literally rape, kill, torture kids IRL, so they like to add stuff like this to fuck with people

Ironic, its mentioned she doesnt die, but it definitely feels like she did when it happens
Anonymous No.213314947 >>213315164
>>213314895
You mean like with Obama and the Clintons? Try again, lefty.

No wonder your side lost lmao
Anonymous No.213314965
>>213302013
nah blud maldin ong
Anonymous No.213314986
>>213301253
Rip Girls awakened something in me back then.
Anonymous No.213315031
>>213301451
>the dinosaur symbolizes the dinosaur
Anonymous No.213315164 >>213315312
>>213314947
No I mean the real life facts and photos.. cuck... get that shrip orange cock out you mouth
Anonymous No.213315312 >>213315996
>>213315164
>me:
>no one:
>absolutely no one:
>you: cocks
obsessed lmao
no wonder your side lost
Anonymous No.213315356
>>213303252
coma stop saying comma
Anonymous No.213315996
>>213315312
The price of meat is at an all time high... im sorry you're too fucking dumb to understand that bad
Anonymous No.213316021 >>213318376
>>213301062 (OP)
same reason they added in the whole animal rescuers thing and the t rex going to murrica
the book is extremely boring and barely anything happens so they had to pad out the movie to make it more exciting
i even think the opening scene is actually in the first book, not the swcond
Anonymous No.213316219 >>213316332 >>213316378 >>213316414 >>213318538 >>213318831 >>213319220 >>213319682 >>213320383
>dinosaurs are contained in small islands
>dinosaurs are brought to the mainland
>dinosaurs are everywhere and we have to coexist
>dinosaurs are dying and they're now only found in some small islands

can you still salvage this franchise?
Anonymous No.213316332
>>213316219
Yes
Add more compys
>>213308098
Anonymous No.213316345
>>213311947
She had the slimmest shot at being the new upcoming eyebrowsfu, but JCon kept on trucking
Anonymous No.213316359
>>213312710
Pssh those injuries don't look so bad
Compys are cute not killers
Own one today!
Anonymous No.213316378
>>213316219
Yeas, add more little girls.
Anonymous No.213316414
>>213316219
They have to go full retard. I'm talking about T-Rexs with laser beams on their heads level. They won't do anything cool or awesome because this shit franchise still makes a killing in ESL countries
Anonymous No.213316424
>>213301062 (OP)
Relevance *to* the plot.
Anonymous No.213316477
>>213302701
Okay!
Anonymous No.213316482
JW > JP > JP3 > Rebirth > FK > LW > Dominion
Anonymous No.213316700
>>213313355
>can I keep him?
Anonymous No.213316748 >>213316860
>>213313355
>>213308098
>>213313418
They literally don't think of anything but eating you and your whole family but damn it bros why are they so cute?
Anonymous No.213316787
>>213314167
compys were venomous in the book (it's not brought up in the movies though). they just bit you then waited for you to be too weak to fight back
Anonymous No.213316835
>>213304674
>>213312846
kekd
Anonymous No.213316860
>>213316748
Post more of them
Anonymous No.213316917 >>213316934
>>213301062 (OP)
>for me it's the Westinghouse SPB100
Anonymous No.213316920
>>213312710
*starts to perform insane gymnastic tricks on the desk*
Anonymous No.213316934
>>213316917
A very tactile piece of equipment.
Anonymous No.213316991
>>213313738
Jokes didnt land for me. Alsonthe mom and the survivalist kid were annoying af.

I cant stand III
Anonymous No.213317032
>>213308098
I could have sworn that the little girl in Fallen Kingdom had a pet compy named Barnaby that ran around and grabbed things fornher like a helper monkey
Anonymous No.213317103
>>213301253
This woman's face is so aggressively cute it's intimidating.
Anonymous No.213317170
>>213301451
no
Anonymous No.213317183
Anonymous No.213317375
>>213310196
>only correct answer in this thread

Grim.
Anonymous No.213317767
>>213301062 (OP)
People say nepotism yet they still fucked her for the role
Anonymous No.213318123
>>213314895
>And all thoes [sic] photos of trump and epstien
you mean at public functions and parties where epstein is also pictured with mostly leftist celebrities and politicians?
Anonymous No.213318196
>>213313569
> rules for thee but not for me

Just a reminder that Steven Spielberg has a massive gun collection (confirmed by Charlton Heston) but nevertheless, is anti-gun like all Hollywood commie-pinkos.
Anonymous No.213318280 >>213319319
>>213313806
>Her dying is literally the cause of it all.

The girl didn't die in the book, did she?
Anonymous No.213318296 >>213318605
>>213301062 (OP)
Itโ€™s been ages since Iโ€™ve seen it, but didnโ€™t that kind of serve as the catalyst for Hammondโ€™s nephew to oust him from control of Ingen? I might be way off base.
Anonymous No.213318364
>>213313806
She didnโ€™t die. It being post-schmaltz Spielberg, of course there was a line from Hammond saying โ€œSheโ€™s fine, sheโ€™s fine.โ€
Anonymous No.213318376 >>213318986
>>213316021
>the book is extremely boring and barely anything happens

JP I isn't boring at all, all kinda cool shit happens which is why it's a best seller and they made a whole movie franchise from it.

Now JP II (The Lost World) on the other hand, is pretty boring.
Anonymous No.213318538 >>213319977
>>213316219
Dinosaurs somehow spreading everywhere just because a couple dozen were released just might be the stupidest plot development Iโ€™ve seen this side of โ€œWater hurts the aliensโ€. Theyโ€™re large land animals that could easily be rounded up in a few days, itโ€™s not a fucking zombie outbreak.

It also drove me nuts in Rebirth when it shows those fishermen catching a dunkleosteus in their net.

For one, how the hell did one of those get into the ocean? For another, how did they clone one to start with?
Anonymous No.213318605
>>213318296
>Hammondโ€™s nephew to oust him from control of Ingen?

Hammondโ€™s nephew was just the kid's dad, it was the board of directors of Ingen and the investors who were complaining about cost overruns and shit because they're greedy and short-sighted.
Anonymous No.213318718
>>213301451
At one point Jurassic Park 2 was considered total slop. How far things have fallen.
Anonymous No.213318831
>>213316219
>>dinosaurs are contained in small islands
>>dinosaurs are brought to the mainland
>>dinosaurs are everywhere and we have to coexist
>>dinosaurs are dying and they're now only found in some small islands
>can you still salvage this franchise?

Reboot the whole thing but this time, form an MCU-style coherent series of movies with a broad overall storyline before filming.
Anonymous No.213318986 >>213320025
>>213318376

I think anon meant the 2nd book was boring, which you agreed with.

The camouflaged Carnotaurs was pretty neat in the 2nd book
Anonymous No.213319220
>>213316219
>can you still salvage this franchise?

Reboot with hard R versions that are much closer to the books in plot, horror tone, and full extended gore scenes when people get eaten.
Anonymous No.213319319
>>213318280
>The girl didn't die in the book, did she?

No, she has to be taken to the hospital and treated, but they notice she's reacting strangely to what should just be a lizard bite, ask her what bit her. She describes it very accurately because the kid has a good mind, and they send someone out to find what bit her. A worker finds a monkey eating part of a lizard that matches the 3 toed description she gives, they dart the monkey, bag the remains it was eating and send it out for analysis where it eventually gets brought to Alan Grant and he realizes the X-ray is of a compy just as Hammond invites them to the island.
Anonymous No.213319367
>>213301451
Can't believe I fell for this in 2025. Great analysis though
Anonymous No.213319682 >>213320383
>>213316219
jurassic world destroyed its chance
they could still make a tlw movie that is closer to the book however.
Anonymous No.213319977
>>213318538
>Dinosaurs somehow spreading everywhere

In the book, it's just the compys and raptors who make it to Costa Rica, along with pterodactyls who fly away at the end of the story.
Anonymous No.213320025
>>213318986
>The camouflaged Carnotaurs

Oh yeah, that was cool.
Anonymous No.213320209 >>213320460
>>213312109
All of which make TLW way more entertaining than the dog piss that is 3. No need to reply, I know I'm right. JP3 is a Jurassic Park movie for people that hate Jurassic Park.
Anonymous No.213320237
>>213310138
As a kid i always pictured her torn up drifting in and out of consciousness
Anonymous No.213320243
>>213301861
>In the 1st book he went unconcious and he probably died
Malcolm was announced as very dead, then they just brought him back for lost world as a miracle survival
Anonymous No.213320383 >>213320833
>>213316219
>>213319682
jurassic world was fucking terrible
it was TFA levels of stupid and i never watched another jurassic or star wars movie after those piece of shit movies

full sense of the word "disingenuous"
Anonymous No.213320446
Bill Bryson's thoughts on the movie have always stuck with me:

>This year we went to the new Jurassic Park movie, Lost World. Now never mind that it is largely identical to the last Jurassic Park movie-same booming footfalls and trembling puddles whenever T-rex comes into the vicinity, same mortified people backing away from a door against which velociraptors are hurling themselves (only to find another toothy creature looming over their shoulder), same scenes of vehicles dangling precariously from a jungly bluff while the heroes hold on for dear life. No matter. The dinosaurs are terrific and a dozen or so people get squashed or eaten in the first hour. This is what we've come for!

>And then it all falls apart. In a culminating scene, a Tyrannosaurus escapes, in an improbable manner, from a ship, runs rampant through downtown San Diego, crushing buses and destroying gas stations, and then-suddenly, inexplicably-is in the middle of a heavily slumbering suburban neighborhood, alone and unobserved. Now does it strike you as remotely likely that a prehistoric, twenty-foot-high creature not seen on earth for sixty-five million years could cause mayhem in a business district and then slip off into a residential zone without anyone's noticing? Does it not seem a trifle nagging and unsatisfactory that while downtown San Diego is full of people doing lively, mid-evening sorts of things-lining up at movie theaters, strolling around hand in hand-out in the residential area the streets are silent and every last soul is fast asleep?

>And so it goes on from there. While police cars are dashing around bumping helplessly into each other, the hero and heroine manage to find the T-rex unaided and undetected by anyone in this curiously unobservant city-lure her some miles back to the boat, so that she can be returned to her tropical island home, thus setting up the happy, inevitable, and commercially gratifying possibility of a Jurassic Park 3.
Anonymous No.213320459
>>213310138
It was jeff goldblum
Anonymous No.213320460
>>213320209
>black girl gymnastics, black girl eats all the candy, julianna moore and her fast food quips
nah
3 > 2 only barely because theyre both full of obnoxious characters that get too much screen time
Anonymous No.213320833
>>213320383
agreed yet there are people that think jurassic world is great... nostalgia blinded imbeciles
Anonymous No.213321037
>>213301451
Sheeesh
Anonymous No.213321066 >>213321117 >>213321375
Anonymous No.213321117
>>213321066
>ass to ass
Anonymous No.213321375
>>213321066
Anonymous No.213321578
>>213301451
>on the other hand the dinosaurs symbolizes the dinosaurs
Anonymous No.213321770
>>213301451Fuck this nigga