Thread 213303066

>O'Neill would now be a woman
>Jackson would be gay
>Carter would be a black lesbian with curly hair
>Teal'c would be asexual
>The SGC will look incredibly futuristic with holographic screens everywhere
>Would focus on the teams personal problems and have more earth centric episodes
>Off planet episodes would feature planets with problems that strike a similarity to 21st century earth.
>The zoomer writers who claim to have loved and watch the show but turns out they didn't
>8 episode season
>"Someone...or something is coming..."
>season every 3 years
>cancelled half way through 2nd season
>brought to you by Amazon prime

Let's get upset over something that doesn't exist

>>213303215
So your sex life?

>>213303215
OPsissies raped and gaped

>visits an alien planet where the government is prejudice again it's trans-alien citizens
>it's up to SG1 to correct and enlighten them and bring about social and political change

>>213303066 (OP)
Tealc was asexual. He left his wife to help people he didn't know. What kind of heterosexual does that?

>>213303066 (OP)
Rubbed so many out to her.

>>213303977
>Tealc was asexual
Bro, he had sex with T'pol from Enterprise. Sex with that makes you automatically maximum hetero.

>>213305508
>T'pol from Enterprise
The first sexbot model I am ordering.

>>213303066 (OP)
It is scary that Amazon owns this IP. Every day, nothing comes is a good day.

Carter is already a female soldier-slash-astrophysicist with a stronk womyn monologue in episode 1 and Teal'c is already a stronk black former slave. Calm the fuck down.