>shh..shh..here he comes, here he comes.
>Hey, Anon. Any exciting plans for the weekend? *snicker*
>*Pam giggles*
How do you respond without sounding mad?

Imagine caring what your co-workers think.

>>213304073 (OP)
Are you guys talking badly about me? Thats not very kind.

Go to HR and tell on them

The cute couple. Fuck you? You wanna pay my child support?

I took this photo last week Jim enjoy your unemployment

>that episode where Michael takes them down to the warehouse and guys start talking like guys do and Roy says something about Pam and Jimbo gets all uncomfortable because he just wishes he could show Pam what a sweetheart he is, NOT like these brutes
That was funny

>>213304309
>>213304073 (OP)
>they're BULLYING me by asking about my humiliating weekend "plans" of sitting at home alone and drinking alcohol!!!
Why not just make better plans you're not embarrassed to talk about then? lol

>>213304073 (OP)
Same as every weekend
>>213304161
based

>>213304363
i couldnt beleive this made it on tv, that grabbing a female coworker and lifting her up while exposing her entire torso would be viewed as normal workplace etiquette

>>213304496
youre a fuckin retard

>>213304551
*You’re a fucking retard.*
Fixed for grammar - no need to thank me!

>>213304073 (OP)
>plans
getting keys to the yard. FYI Jim you've been greenlit for not putting in that work.

>>213304431
It's not about being embarrassed or not about your plans but about retaliation in an office manner. Do their passive aggressive behavior better than them, kill their joy.

>>213304407
You ok?

>>213304073 (OP)
masturbate to hardcore pornography

>>213304727
*Fixed for grammar. No need to thank me.
Removed the unnecessary hyphen and exclamation point. Do better.

>>213304496
Jesus christ I finally get what old people were talking about. These mew generations are literally more and more cucked and sensitive as time marches on.

>>213305212
Fine, nigger, and you???

>>213305261
Unsurprising that the first words that come out of your mouth is flippant use of the Lord's name.

>just gonna play some video games and maybe watch TV
"HAAAAH NERD BITCH"
>gonna get drunk and play fortnite and then watch the game
"Hahah hell yeah bro"

Make it make sense /tv/

>>213304073 (OP)
>NO I WILL NOT JOIN YOU FOR THREESOME SEX! CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS, GUYS? I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE SOME COPIES AND THESE DEGENERATES ARE PROPOSITIONING ME FOR THREESOME SEX. I'M HERE TO SELL PAPER NOT TO HAVE THREESOME SEX WITH YOUS

>>213305337
get thee to a nunnery nigga

>>213305337
Kys retard

>>213305713
seething

>>213304073 (OP)
"Nope. Just gonna hang at home and bang my lady in her doodie garage. What about you guys?"

>>213304073 (OP)
>Oh, hey Jim. Hey Pam. You guys are alright. Don't come to work on Monday.

>Yeah Jim I had crazy drunken sex with that hot redhead you dumped because you're retarded.
Did you ever even bang that girl? To me it felt like she hadn't gotten any dick in months.

>>213304073 (OP)
>do this pose
>aim at Pam's chest
>do the click sound effect with my tongue twice
Thanks for asking Jimbo, now I do have some exciting plans for the weekend!

>>213304886
>It's not about being embarrassed or not about your plans but about retaliation
Retaliation for what? Someone asking you a casual question? They're being nice to you and you construe it as an attack because you're walking around expecting to get bullied by everyone you meet.

>>213307106
they're not being nice

it's subtle bullying