Thread 213305258

would J. Lo have gotten that Oscar nom by showing her tits?

>>213305258 (OP)
Seeing this is what brought big Ben back. One last sniff.

>make the hottest character(lili reinhart) a gag character that always gets sick just before shes about to start stripping or anything so it doesn't happen
>all the busted hags like jlo and wu get scenes like OP
very evil movie
very evil

>>213305258 (OP)
J Lo? More like Jello.

>>213305258 (OP)
Milf latina ass is different than younger latina ass.
It's its own thing. It's visceral. Incredible. Plumper.

>>213305258 (OP)
>this was considered a substantial ass in the 1990s

Nope.
She had to spread and show pink.
In both holes.
Then she can have that stupid trinket statue.

No matter how much this bitch shakes her pert dumper on camera, no matter how much she tantrums in public, she's never gonna get the gold. That's reserved for elite sluts, and she's a slum-bred whore down to the ground.

>>213305620
Puff told the academy members what she was really like and what she did during them freak offs of his.

No peak JLo ass stripping scene

>Jennifer Lopez has one of the best bodies in Hollywood, but even she gets a case of “booty envy” from time to time! The First Love singer recently confessed during an appearance on Watch What Happens Live that she is envious of Jessica Biel’s toned body.
>When asked by host Andy Cohen if she prefers Beyonce’s booty over Kim Kardashian’s, J-Lo didn’t seem content with either option, asking “Are those the only choices?” She quickly told the audience that she didn’t mean the comment “in a bad way,” and offered her own A-list booty choice to the list.
>“You know who I’m gonna say has a great booty, that I’ve seen in person? Jessica Biel, she has an amazing body,” Jennifer said. “ Like, I remember seeing her and going, ‘Gosh she has a nice, toned body…I need to go back to the gym!

>>213305258 (OP)
>Diddy hit this when it was tight

>>213305924
>Jlo was a closet lesbian this whole time

who did it better?

>>213307404
Jlo didn't need two braces under her buttocks to make her ass look more plump

>>213305258 (OP)
I caught a matinee with no one else in the theater. Never been so tempted to jerk off.

>>213307958
It’s the Paul Reubens argument, you can’t play porn in theaters and expect people not to jerk off

>>213305258 (OP)
I love buttfloss. Like the whole full blown g-string kind of thong

>>213305258 (OP)
Yes, getting naked is usually prerequisite.

>>213307404
Barf

TACO TACO
BURRITO BURRITO

>>213305258 (OP)
Holy shit this was an internationally revered big ass a decade ago. Now BBL culture makes it look like nothing..

>>213305491
A want a latina gf so bad bros. Holy fuck. My ex who looked like Cristin milioti and was latina. Too bad she basically cheated on me. Was cute and awkward too. FUCK

>>213309738
*no and
Can’t type too drunk

>>213305258 (OP)
for me its the chink that sucks a cock for $20 by mistake thinking it was a $200 dollar bill

>>213305258 (OP)
>would J. Lo have gotten that Oscar nom by showing her tits?
tits might get her a nomination, but butthole will get her the win! the future is butthole, anon!

>>213305258 (OP)
Never watched this flick, but I liked her in a few movies; Anaconda, Out of Sight, The Cell, Parker.
That being said, I'd eat a bowl of cereal outta her asshole.

>>213305258 (OP)
idk, that's already a lot of ass on show. would nipples really make the difference?

>>213307404
She needs to get her eyes circumcised.

I'm not really attracted to xatinas

>>213305258 (OP)
I jerked off to this but why didn't she do this like 10 years earlier? The booty music video as well

Deport her.

>>213305258 (OP)
no, needed to go further. no pussy no nomination. that's why elizabeth berkley is better than all these whores.

>>213307404
same goes for this bitch.

>>213305258 (OP)
her tits and her ass with no thong as well

>>213307404
certainly not jew nose over here

>>213305258 (OP)
>would J. Lo have gotten that Oscar nom by showing her tits?
Yes. Actresses should be banned from playing strippers without showing their tits.
Demi might have had fakers, but at least she actually fucking stripped.

Fuck that bait and switch movie. I went in expected a r rated sleazy red light drama instead it turns into a tonedeaf and prude crime story.

>>213307404
>>213307958
>>213305258 (OP)
none of this is appealing. a cute 18 year old would be preferable to this