>I drank the vodka.
>I'm drunk right now.

I'm entirely sober

>>213305438 (OP)
I can't even swallow food right now my chest hurts so bad from withdrawals. It's seriously not worth it bros

God bless those fuckin Russians

>>213305499
Just wait until you get to heart failure and you chest fills with fluids because your heart is only pumping at 15%.

It’s not illegal to drink a beer and drive, he just drank two lil vodka bottles he probably wasn’t even drunk

>>213305551
Hopefully I'll asphyxiate on my vomit while asleep and die semi-painlessly before then

Why did he say this in front of Congress?

>>213305499
Can't you drink some ensure or Onions or slimfast or something?

>>213305438 (OP)
>that's right it's a choice! I have hundreds of movies i don't watch and a steam library with thousands of games i don't play because I CHOOSE to post on 4chan!

>>213305438 (OP)
>he fell for the AA humiliation ritual
KWAB

*glug glug glug*

How deep into the bottle do you think our boy Denzel got method-acting for this role?

Gotta get me my Screwdriver but hold the OJ.

>>213305941
Method acting is the only way to do it

>>213305605
Didn't he do coke too? I saw it a while ago but I seem to remember him snorting lines off a snowbunny's ass.

>>213306019
John Goodman playing Walter playing the Dude as his coke dealer is the best part of the movie.

>>213305438 (OP)
I wonder how much of puking is liquor related. I sat together with me kid brother for two days and the day after he was puking his guts out. I didn't puke anything. I had stuck to beers and he had been indulging in liquor.

kek

>>213306019
Yeah but they didn’t get him for that

>>213305499
u can do this anon, youll be so tthankful you quit one day

>>213306135
kek

TIEM TO GIT DRUK

>>213305499
Bro, sobriety is fucking miserable.

>>213305941
The constant bit of sweat during this scene is so damn accurate.

BOOZE MAKES ME INVINCIBLE

>>213306205
Knowing denzel, he was probably drunk for real in that scene.

>>213305438 (OP)
I smoked the reefer.
I'm high right now.

>>213306135
classic

>>213306273
That's some shit acting right there.

>>213305826
This. But I make a conscious effort two watch 2 hours of stuff every day.
Last night I saw Hearts of Darkness on TCM.

>>213305499
This is why I only drink beer nowadays. Go to the hospital and have them detox you anon, you'll feel so much better.

>>213305605
He was still drunk from the night before.

>>213305826
shitposting on 4chen while druk is fkn FUNNNNNN

>>213305975
I've been there so many times. Not wanting to take that first drink.
I never noticed that scene he was on TV in the background. I must admit the first few times I watched it I drank along. Back before I quit.
It was a fifth of vodka every night. I'd save shows and movies on my DVR and just watch the first parts over and over because I'd black out.
No way to live. I don't miss the hangovers.

>>213306067
Besides his fashion style there was nothing Dude about that character at all.

>>213306377
How do you stay sober it's fucking torture.

>>213306359
They never tested his level of drunkenness, he only took the fall for the mexican janitor from my name is earl because they accused her of drinking

>>213306173
Time for Another Round you mean.

>>213306263
No. That hardly ever happens with big budget modern movies. I guarantee Denzel wouldn't have been drunk during filming. You people have the dumbest ideas about how things work.

>>213306273

>>213306472

>>213306135
a daring synthesis

A toast! To television and film!

>>213305438 (OP)
MY NIGGA

>>213306407
Someday the cycle of nightly alcohol poisoning and recovery sickness itself will be the 'fucking torture'.
That's what happened to me. Also, I'm not entirely sober. I use cannabis recreationally when I want some sort of a high.

As long as you're still enjoying the drunks just keep drinking. You'll know when you hit your rock bottom and can't take any more. The Cost/Benefit analysis exercise is something you can do on paper to help you see where you are.
My page had a lot of costs and no real benefits. I continued to drink only because I always had and that's what I did with my nights. When it was all blackout and hangover and no good times, I had to hang it up forever.

I can't give that to anyone else; that resolve and finality. I wish I could but everyone needs to find it for themselves. If they can't they may die drinking.

>>213306499
Sorry, meant no disrespect.

>>213306561
That's hardcore.

>>213305499
You'll be ok, bro. Just make sure when you are able to swallow, try not to stab yourself with the fork because of the tremors.

>>213306173
Is this how all white people dance, or just the drunk ones?

Strollin into the /drunk/ thread

ah, /druk/, home

What we drinking?
Started off the night with a tall strong dark and stormy, moved on to beer now

>2 druk threads up at the same time
We are so back
>>213306875
Bottom shelf bourbon
What a life

>>213305438 (OP)
I stank the toilet

>>213306875
>private stock
>coke zero
don't mix the alcohol and carbs, mmk. attia warned me. The End just came up on the playlist, that means I get to watch Apoc Now, feels fucking good.

>>213306108
No hotel stocks a mini bar like that

Who else here drinks beer with breakfast on weekends?

>>213307041
Yeah, the weekends. Monday feel like a weekend, so can Thursday. Wednesday if you really try, haha

>Friday night
>Three 9.5% tallboys
>Don't know what to watch
Feels bad man

>>213307142
Italian job. no regrets.

>>213307142
That’s when you just go on Tubi and find the most random shit your can find

>>213307233
You watch ads? Gross.

>>213307021
It was the delirium tremens. He was hallucinating it.

>>213307305
Maybe I have some sort of adblocker I forgot installing, but I've watched a ton of movies on Tubi without ads.

>>213307142
Damn anon. You drink just like I used to. Couple of high gravity malt liquors and a dumb movie. 10 years later I quit after being diagnosed with fatty liver and not enough bile in my stomach to take a solid shit.
Drink responsibly bro.

>>213307337
>high gravity malt liquors
watchu know bout dat?
prolly a lot
I can't get past the fucking gym sock and copper taste

>>213307337
you can come back bro, I believe. Get the diet locked in and you'll be back to the good times, just like me. dexa shows clear, I drink beer

>>213305438 (OP)
You ever notice how no one cares about alcoholics anymore? It was such a huge cultural zeitgeist and then it just vanished.

>>213306896
Where's the other haha?

>>213307479

>>213301031

>>213307458
The social aspect is dead. Bars are more expensive than ever, and zoomers don't drink as much as previous gens due to some bizarre stigma.

>>213307547
zoomers don't go to bars because they're broke and scared of crowds

>>213307458
when was alcoholism a cultural zeitgeist?

>>213305551
Loser. I take triple dose of Tylenol every night after 9 pints and I'm doing great, I'll probably outlive you

>>213305499
Taper down lmao

>>213307547
Zoomers don't go to bars because they don't allow you to blast music from your phone.

>>213307729
All the movies and tv shows romanticising main characters whose one flaw is that they drink to mask some kind of hidden pain or trauma.

>>213305551
My neighbor had this and was in an ambulance like once a week until he started drinking mouthwash and they found him dead in a bush on independence day. RIP polish

>>213307547
Zoomers are extremely self conscious, you can’t be retarded and cut loose as a zoomer anymore because you could get filmed, it could get posted, and your life will be ruined. They live in a conformist prison where they only feel free online which is causing them to lose any and all real experiences in life. Steve Jobs really fucked an entire generation of people when he made the iPhone.

>>213307456
Fucking idiot.

>>213308210
A social panopticon enforced by their every peer. Poor bastards never had a chance

>>213305438 (OP)
>a plane falls out of the sky

could you imagine? so glad that was only a movie...

>>213308255
>he doesn't have a +0 tscore

>>213308266
Yeah I can’t bring myself to hate zoomers at all, I feel awful for them, they were dealt a horrible hand. They’re just so terribly repressed, no wonder they’re all anxious mentally ill or go into batshit degeneracy. They haven’t had a real connection or experience of freedom in their entire life.

>>213307337
Oh shit I should probably stop

>I drank the worms

>>213308422
Fuck, I remember making a bunch of music edits for this vid years ago.
I wish 4um allowed sound

>>213305499
>>213305438 (OP)
It's okay to not have the just one more/last one

>>213305815
>drink some onions
i love the filter

>>213305815
His throat and esophaegal sphincter is fucked from vomiting stomach acid.

>>213308541
roodypoo
cumdumpster
over9000

>Sister's an alcoholic along with her husband and a bunch of her friends
>She's probably taken years off my moms life with all the psycho bullshit she does nearly every weekend
>They're all so unbearable and pathetic that it makes me cringe whenever other people talk about drinking
I understand prohibitionists now.

Had a family member pass from liver cancer tonight after watching him decline for the past 8 months. It's a fuck ugly death. Not getting preachy about health and drinking, but take care of your livers and know that if you're gonna drink yourself into organ failure, it's probably better to take yourself out on your own terms before your mind starts to go. He wasn't him for the last 2 months of it. Didn't know who or where he was, feeble and pissing on the floor like a little old man even though he's only 60, the only emotions he had were fear and violent confusion as his liver literally poisoned his brain.

>>213308708
that's rough
i hope you and your family are doing ok

Hello, old friends.

evens i drink
odds i jerk off and go to bed

>>213308646
There is no legitimate reason to drink alcohol in modern times. I can understand that when you're a Bronze Age farmer or some 1700's sailor that getting drunk is legit the only thing to lighten the constant boredom, but we live in a wonderland. You have infinite mental engagement from countless sources available at all times. There is no reason to ever drink booze whatsoever. And don't give me some "but muh taste" bullshit. We all know that if people drank it for any reason other than getting drunk that non-alcoholic beer would actually sell.

>>213309201
>You have infinite mental engagement from countless sources available at all times
Which fries the fuck out of the human brain to the point of anhedonia, driving people to drink and take drugs to cope (antidepressants included). Those antiquated people could cope with boredom far better mentally than the modern overstimulated man.

>>213309375
Bullshit. People aren't depressed because they're fucking "bored". They're mostly depressed because they are stressed the fuck out from not being able to pay their rent/insurance/food bills. People also had infinite ways to avoid distraction in the 90's through 2008 but we didn't have a drug problem. You can basically always directly link drinking/drug epidemics to economic collapses.

>>213308985
if youre that faggot from those times then youre a faggot
faggot

>>213309708
not the other anon, but are you joking? people are just not leaving the nest, so no rent to worry about. attention spans are much lower too and the threshold for someones attention is much higher which necessarily means more boredom

>>213309708
>people aren't depressed because they're fucking "bored"
I said they're depressed because of anhedonia, which is caused by constant overstimulation in modern life. Boredom is only one symptom of anhedonia, because nothing is worthy of holding their attention due to fried brain receptors. Little pleasure in anything + no interest in anything = depression. Though that's only one reason to turn to substances, which compounds with the economic one you described.
>People also had infinite ways to avoid distraction in the 90's through 2008
Those older pastimes have nothing on infinite scrolling algorithms specifically tuned to be as addictive as possible, bringing previously unheard of dopamine hits with each swipe. Most people vegetate on their iPhones during every moment of their free time, hooked into TikTok or Xitter like junkies.
Try it yourself. Take a one month internet break and focus on eating better, exercising, reading and staying sober. The difference is night and day.