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How come the Jedi Council didn't detect anything that was going on between the Queen and the boy?

too busy sucking each other's dicks

Sheev was clouding their judgment or some shit. I don't know, how can you take this seriously? Are you retarded? Jorge didn't give half of a shit.

>>213308408 (OP)
Because it's not illegal in Star Wars universe like it wasn't illegal in all human history until just 100 or so years before

>>213309047
Great but except Anakin is a padwan by that point so his training includes things like "stop flirting"

>>213308408 (OP)
>>213308408 (OP)
>>213308999
Checked,
It’s increadable how op sheev is in this, he basicly mind solos the entire Jedi high and low command. For 30 years, or at least how long the clone army took to grow.
He was in the senate for years and then elected president, and no one sensed hpany force power on him at all

>>213310355
That's not a sign of being OP, Force concealment is not hard.

I think they did but just didn't really care

>>213308408 (OP)
George Lucas is a bad writer. That's literally the answer to all your baiting prequel questions you wannabe sith pussy

>>213308408 (OP)
Pedophilia is accepted in Star Wars

>>213310968
Poor Tahiri, she was the purest girl in Star Wars.

>>213310355
he's easily the most op character in battlefront ii also

They liked to watch.

>>213309047
>A hundred years ago I'd be the molester and not the molested

>>213312218
Why not both?

>>213308408 (OP)
They also failed to detect that he had the capacity for extreme violence or that the senator from Naboo turned Chancellor was the Sith Lord so somehow I don’t think the force was actually all that good at detecting things about people

>>213310355
>its a story where the bad guy is mind controlling the entire rest of the cast before the story even starts from all the way to the end
Really fucking strange for conflict and character autonomy

>>213308408 (OP)
They were too busy molesting him/assumed the signs were from their molestation

>>213310355
It's called shitty writing because Palpatine is very sloppy at covering up anything. It all leads back to him. George had to write everyone as retarded just so he could win.

>>213308999
Based, trvthful, and checked

Yoda was right there at the end of AotC when Padme ran straight to Anakin and hugged him, it was never addressed though.

>>213310968
>he was really really tired of being tortured.

Kek

>>213314925
He had to listen to a woman.

>>213308999
>Jorge didn't give half of a shit
Nah George was just lazy and had no one that would stand up to his bad ideas. Episode 3 was already in production before he even started the script.

>>213308408 (OP)
The Jedi became stupid after 1000 years of having nothing challenging to do (besides that one Acolyte incident)

>>213308408 (OP)
Especially since he barebacked her.

>>213315081
Tahiri was sweet though, plus she went barefoot everywhere

>>213308408 (OP)
Same reason Anakin got Asshoka

How did Liam Neeson managed to of trick a caricature of a space Jew?

>>213308408 (OP)
The same Jedi Council also gave 19-year-old Anakin a 14-year-old padawan. The Jedi are all fucking each other, they aren't permitted romantic attachments but they aren't celibate

>>213308408 (OP)
Because they were stupid weirdos.
The Old Jedi Order is made of virgins, meanwhile Luke made sure the New Jedi Order was composed entirely of Chads and Staceys

>>213317114
>Chads and Staceys

And Jacen

>>213317453
>literal ubermensch
>not a chad
LOTF isn't canon to the EU btw

>>213317509
Not even trying to be a film purist or anything but all the EU shit just felt like fanfic garbage to me I never got it

>>213317606
The X wing series legitimately has better writing than the movies, and it's just shows how the war followed post ROTJ until the liberation of Coruscant.
The main sagas got wacky at times, but nothing compares to the very early EU which was completely schizophrenic

>>213316959
He out-Jewed him with space magic

>>213317670
But it wasn't supposed to work. That's what Watto said : "mind tricks don't work on me"

>>213314805
they knew each other since childhood

>>213317606
The thing about the EU is that there's something for everyone.
You want a direct continuation of the OT?
You have the Thrawn trilogy.

You want something more military focused?
X-Wing series.

You want a conflict that dwarved the OT's?
New Jedi Order.

You want full DBZ tier shit, focused on the more fantastical and mythical side of Star Wars, and a batshit insane anime villain?
Fate of the Jedi.

You want edgy emo shit?
Star Wars Legacy

>>213309047
Nigger he was 9 in that movie, that was never normal.

>>213311919
Pretty sure that's books, he's probably second place though

>>213316582
I just spent a few minutes on Wookipedia reading up on this character… maybe it’s a good thing legends is dead.

>213311919
>gets shredded by my minigun

the hero characters are still weak as fuck unless played skillfully, despite heavy getting repeatedly nerfed

>>213318011
Nah, she was good until Troy Denning got his hands on her, dude would shove his mommy, /ss/ and foot fetish everywhere.

>>213317918
Funny enough I was 8 when TPM came out in theater in 1999. so I was close to 9...

>>213318062
EU girls were all different types of waifubait, even Abeloth, the lovecraftian tentacle monster, was just "I can fix her" bait.
Denning was just more blatant about it

>>213317606
a lot of it reads like fanfic but there are good stories here and there, or at least I remember reading good stuff as a kid in the 90s

>>213317694
>"mind tricks don't work on me"
But it still works on the dice.

>>213318188
I guess I'm willing to believe there is good stuff here and there. I think my biggest issue even as a kid was the idea that all of this stuff was canon to eachother and allegedly to the films aswell. Even as a kid I disliked it. Like when other kids wanted to play star wars and somebody would wanna be Darth Bane or something like buddy c'mon

>>213318507
yeah I can get that. I always just picked random SW books at my local library so didn't worry about them being canon to each other. Back then there was no online wiki that I knew of (I only got internet in like 2001) so it was easy to enjoy the stories separately and I never read nearly enough of them to start thinking about how they connected to each other, kinda like the Elminster books.

No one I knew ever played pretend star wars though, star wars was firmly in the ''for babies and manchildren'' camp where I grew up, it only got popular again after the second movie came out (in my school, not generalizing)

>>213310968
Did they um... y'know?

>>213308408 (OP)
Have you watched the movies? They are literally about how detatched from reality the Council was

>>213308408 (OP)
Retarded, they were. Spent all day in gooncaves, we did.

>>213318762
Yea my childhood lined up with the peak prequel popularity so star wars was everywhere. I remember Halloween in 2nd grade all the kids who dressed as Darth Vader formed a rivalry with all the kids who dressed as ninjas it got crazy on the playground that day

>>213318922
but during the test they could sense much fear in the boy, but not sense the attraction he had to Padmé while being next to them during the ending sequence?

>>213319282
Fucking love you, no one does.

>>213318875
Nah, even though Ben had a crush on her, she became a Sith because she was promised she could bring back her dead boyfriend to life with the dark side, which turned out to just be an ability to relieve past memories.
Plus deep inside she cared about Ben since she saw him grow up and sparred with him plenty of times in the Jedi Academy.

>>213318875
Nah, even though Ben had a crush on her, she became a Sith because she was promised she could bring back her dead boyfriend to life with the dark side, which turned out to just be an ability to relieve past memories.
Plus deep inside she cared about Ben and pretty much considere him her little brother since she saw him grow up and sparred with him plenty of times in the Jedi Academy.

>>213319323
Your mother, talk about like that you should not.

>>213319790
Ask for your opinion, I did not.

>>213318129
Jarael was the good one.

>>213308418
Fpbp

>>213318129
>>213320456
It's funny the species related hoops the writer went to bring elves into Star Wars

>>213308408 (OP)
Jew girls in their 20s,
all tits and class.
Jew girls in their 30s,
all nose and ass.

>>213320859
I still think she looked very fine in the first Thor movie (2011)?

>>213317069
Imagine poor Ahsoka's thoughts
>why is my master not fucking me
>is it because of my head thingies?
>maybe it's because of my weird jaw
>is he gay for Obi-Wan? Shit, it must be that
>fuck it, I'm gonna wear a shorter skirt tomorrow, see if he looks
Meanwhile Anakin was just being faithful to his /ss/ mommy. What a wicked world George crafted

>>213308408 (OP)
Because the Force doesn't actually hate love unlike the stuck-up pricks in the Jedi council so it didn't tell them.

>>213321063
She has her lightsaber handle, she'll be fine

>>213319315
maybe because they were looking for fear and not boners you fucking dumbass

New Jedi Order should have been an adult television series. Disney fucked us. Like put it on HBO game of thrones style. Instead of white walkers you got Vong coming.

>>213317606
The only good EU is the stuff predating the movies. What follows ROTJ is complete garbage.

>>213321289
Okay but no LOTF.
Maybe FOTJ if they rewrite Abeloth to be less of a sadistic psycho.

>>213321394
Yeah just NJO, it would have been perfect for such a show. Very adult and gory and real.

>>213321365
Nah, the first 15 year after ROTJ are great and completely in line with the OT, just remove Dark Empire.
The entire arc of Luke trying and failing to build a new Jedi Order until he learns enough about the Force and is officially considered a real Jedi Master is pure kino as well.

>>213321283
they can't sense boners?

>>213321642
they probably fucking can if they are looking for boners specifically