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Anonymous No.213308408 >>213309047 >>213310355 >>213310355 >>213310641 >>213310968 >>213313373 >>213314676 >>213315292 >>213315372 >>213316856 >>213317069 >>213317114 >>213318922 >>213319282 >>213320859 >>213321102
How come the Jedi Council didn't detect anything that was going on between the Queen and the boy?
Anonymous No.213308418 >>213320483
too busy sucking each other's dicks
Anonymous No.213308633
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjY61Y9-XVQ
Anonymous No.213308999 >>213310355 >>213314783 >>213315204
Sheev was clouding their judgment or some shit. I don't know, how can you take this seriously? Are you retarded? Jorge didn't give half of a shit.
Anonymous No.213309047 >>213310214 >>213312218 >>213317918
>>213308408 (OP)
Because it's not illegal in Star Wars universe like it wasn't illegal in all human history until just 100 or so years before
Anonymous No.213310214
>>213309047
Great but except Anakin is a padwan by that point so his training includes things like "stop flirting"
Anonymous No.213310355 >>213310599 >>213311919 >>213314494 >>213314767
>>213308408 (OP)
>>213308408 (OP)
>>213308999
Checked,
It’s increadable how op sheev is in this, he basicly mind solos the entire Jedi high and low command. For 30 years, or at least how long the clone army took to grow.
He was in the senate for years and then elected president, and no one sensed hpany force power on him at all
Anonymous No.213310599
>>213310355
That's not a sign of being OP, Force concealment is not hard.
Anonymous No.213310615
I think they did but just didn't really care
Anonymous No.213310641
>>213308408 (OP)
George Lucas is a bad writer. That's literally the answer to all your baiting prequel questions you wannabe sith pussy
Anonymous No.213310968 >>213311760 >>213314925 >>213318875
>>213308408 (OP)
Pedophilia is accepted in Star Wars
Anonymous No.213311760
>>213310968
Poor Tahiri, she was the purest girl in Star Wars.
Anonymous No.213311919 >>213317948
>>213310355
he's easily the most op character in battlefront ii also
Anonymous No.213312057
They liked to watch.
Anonymous No.213312218 >>213312878
>>213309047
>A hundred years ago I'd be the molester and not the molested
Anonymous No.213312878
>>213312218
Why not both?
Anonymous No.213313373
>>213308408 (OP)
They also failed to detect that he had the capacity for extreme violence or that the senator from Naboo turned Chancellor was the Sith Lord so somehow I don’t think the force was actually all that good at detecting things about people
Anonymous No.213314494
>>213310355
>its a story where the bad guy is mind controlling the entire rest of the cast before the story even starts from all the way to the end
Really fucking strange for conflict and character autonomy
Anonymous No.213314676
>>213308408 (OP)
They were too busy molesting him/assumed the signs were from their molestation
Anonymous No.213314767
>>213310355
It's called shitty writing because Palpatine is very sloppy at covering up anything. It all leads back to him. George had to write everyone as retarded just so he could win.
Anonymous No.213314783
>>213308999
Based, trvthful, and checked
Anonymous No.213314805 >>213317768
Yoda was right there at the end of AotC when Padme ran straight to Anakin and hugged him, it was never addressed though.
Anonymous No.213314925 >>213315081
>>213310968
>he was really really tired of being tortured.

Kek
Anonymous No.213315081 >>213316582
>>213314925
He had to listen to a woman.
Anonymous No.213315204
>>213308999
>Jorge didn't give half of a shit
Nah George was just lazy and had no one that would stand up to his bad ideas. Episode 3 was already in production before he even started the script.
Anonymous No.213315292
>>213308408 (OP)
The Jedi became stupid after 1000 years of having nothing challenging to do (besides that one Acolyte incident)
Anonymous No.213315372
>>213308408 (OP)
Especially since he barebacked her.
Anonymous No.213316582 >>213318011
>>213315081
Tahiri was sweet though, plus she went barefoot everywhere
Anonymous No.213316856
>>213308408 (OP)
Same reason Anakin got Asshoka
Anonymous No.213316959 >>213317670
How did Liam Neeson managed to of trick a caricature of a space Jew?
Anonymous No.213317069 >>213321063
>>213308408 (OP)
The same Jedi Council also gave 19-year-old Anakin a 14-year-old padawan. The Jedi are all fucking each other, they aren't permitted romantic attachments but they aren't celibate
Anonymous No.213317114 >>213317453
>>213308408 (OP)
Because they were stupid weirdos.
The Old Jedi Order is made of virgins, meanwhile Luke made sure the New Jedi Order was composed entirely of Chads and Staceys
Anonymous No.213317453 >>213317509
>>213317114
>Chads and Staceys

And Jacen
Anonymous No.213317509 >>213317606
>>213317453
>literal ubermensch
>not a chad
LOTF isn't canon to the EU btw
Anonymous No.213317606 >>213317650 >>213317872 >>213318188 >>213321365
>>213317509
Not even trying to be a film purist or anything but all the EU shit just felt like fanfic garbage to me I never got it
Anonymous No.213317650
>>213317606
The X wing series legitimately has better writing than the movies, and it's just shows how the war followed post ROTJ until the liberation of Coruscant.
The main sagas got wacky at times, but nothing compares to the very early EU which was completely schizophrenic
Anonymous No.213317670 >>213317694
>>213316959
He out-Jewed him with space magic
Anonymous No.213317694 >>213318263
>>213317670
But it wasn't supposed to work. That's what Watto said : "mind tricks don't work on me"
Anonymous No.213317768
>>213314805
they knew each other since childhood
Anonymous No.213317872
>>213317606
The thing about the EU is that there's something for everyone.
You want a direct continuation of the OT?
You have the Thrawn trilogy.

You want something more military focused?
X-Wing series.

You want a conflict that dwarved the OT's?
New Jedi Order.

You want full DBZ tier shit, focused on the more fantastical and mythical side of Star Wars, and a batshit insane anime villain?
Fate of the Jedi.

You want edgy emo shit?
Star Wars Legacy
Anonymous No.213317918 >>213318069
>>213309047
Nigger he was 9 in that movie, that was never normal.
Anonymous No.213317948
>>213311919
Pretty sure that's books, he's probably second place though
Anonymous No.213318011 >>213318062
>>213316582
I just spent a few minutes on Wookipedia reading up on this character… maybe it’s a good thing legends is dead.
Anonymous No.213318019
>213311919
>gets shredded by my minigun

the hero characters are still weak as fuck unless played skillfully, despite heavy getting repeatedly nerfed
Anonymous No.213318062 >>213318129
>>213318011
Nah, she was good until Troy Denning got his hands on her, dude would shove his mommy, /ss/ and foot fetish everywhere.
Anonymous No.213318069
>>213317918
Funny enough I was 8 when TPM came out in theater in 1999. so I was close to 9...
Anonymous No.213318129 >>213320456 >>213320785
>>213318062
EU girls were all different types of waifubait, even Abeloth, the lovecraftian tentacle monster, was just "I can fix her" bait.
Denning was just more blatant about it
Anonymous No.213318188 >>213318507
>>213317606
a lot of it reads like fanfic but there are good stories here and there, or at least I remember reading good stuff as a kid in the 90s
Anonymous No.213318263
>>213317694
>"mind tricks don't work on me"
But it still works on the dice.
Anonymous No.213318507 >>213318762
>>213318188
I guess I'm willing to believe there is good stuff here and there. I think my biggest issue even as a kid was the idea that all of this stuff was canon to eachother and allegedly to the films aswell. Even as a kid I disliked it. Like when other kids wanted to play star wars and somebody would wanna be Darth Bane or something like buddy c'mon
Anonymous No.213318762 >>213319297
>>213318507
yeah I can get that. I always just picked random SW books at my local library so didn't worry about them being canon to each other. Back then there was no online wiki that I knew of (I only got internet in like 2001) so it was easy to enjoy the stories separately and I never read nearly enough of them to start thinking about how they connected to each other, kinda like the Elminster books.

No one I knew ever played pretend star wars though, star wars was firmly in the ''for babies and manchildren'' camp where I grew up, it only got popular again after the second movie came out (in my school, not generalizing)
Anonymous No.213318875 >>213319333 >>213319391
>>213310968
Did they um... y'know?
Anonymous No.213318922 >>213319315
>>213308408 (OP)
Have you watched the movies? They are literally about how detatched from reality the Council was
Anonymous No.213319282 >>213319323
>>213308408 (OP)
Retarded, they were. Spent all day in gooncaves, we did.
Anonymous No.213319297
>>213318762
Yea my childhood lined up with the peak prequel popularity so star wars was everywhere. I remember Halloween in 2nd grade all the kids who dressed as Darth Vader formed a rivalry with all the kids who dressed as ninjas it got crazy on the playground that day
Anonymous No.213319315 >>213321283
>>213318922
but during the test they could sense much fear in the boy, but not sense the attraction he had to PadmΓ© while being next to them during the ending sequence?
Anonymous No.213319323 >>213319790
>>213319282
Fucking love you, no one does.
Anonymous No.213319333
>>213318875
Nah, even though Ben had a crush on her, she became a Sith because she was promised she could bring back her dead boyfriend to life with the dark side, which turned out to just be an ability to relieve past memories.
Plus deep inside she cared about Ben since she saw him grow up and sparred with him plenty of times in the Jedi Academy.
Anonymous No.213319391
>>213318875
Nah, even though Ben had a crush on her, she became a Sith because she was promised she could bring back her dead boyfriend to life with the dark side, which turned out to just be an ability to relieve past memories.
Plus deep inside she cared about Ben and pretty much considere him her little brother since she saw him grow up and sparred with him plenty of times in the Jedi Academy.
Anonymous No.213319790 >>213319898
>>213319323
Your mother, talk about like that you should not.
Anonymous No.213319898
>>213319790
Ask for your opinion, I did not.
Anonymous No.213320456 >>213320785
>>213318129
Jarael was the good one.
Anonymous No.213320483
>>213308418
Fpbp
Anonymous No.213320662
Anonymous No.213320785
>>213318129
>>213320456
It's funny the species related hoops the writer went to bring elves into Star Wars
Anonymous No.213320859 >>213320955
>>213308408 (OP)
Jew girls in their 20s,
all tits and class.
Jew girls in their 30s,
all nose and ass.
Anonymous No.213320955
>>213320859
I still think she looked very fine in the first Thor movie (2011)?
Anonymous No.213321063 >>213321145
>>213317069
Imagine poor Ahsoka's thoughts
>why is my master not fucking me
>is it because of my head thingies?
>maybe it's because of my weird jaw
>is he gay for Obi-Wan? Shit, it must be that
>fuck it, I'm gonna wear a shorter skirt tomorrow, see if he looks
Meanwhile Anakin was just being faithful to his /ss/ mommy. What a wicked world George crafted
Anonymous No.213321102
>>213308408 (OP)
Because the Force doesn't actually hate love unlike the stuck-up pricks in the Jedi council so it didn't tell them.
Anonymous No.213321145
>>213321063
She has her lightsaber handle, she'll be fine
Anonymous No.213321283 >>213321642
>>213319315
maybe because they were looking for fear and not boners you fucking dumbass
Anonymous No.213321289 >>213321394
New Jedi Order should have been an adult television series. Disney fucked us. Like put it on HBO game of thrones style. Instead of white walkers you got Vong coming.
Anonymous No.213321365 >>213321501
>>213317606
The only good EU is the stuff predating the movies. What follows ROTJ is complete garbage.
Anonymous No.213321394 >>213321466
>>213321289
Okay but no LOTF.
Maybe FOTJ if they rewrite Abeloth to be less of a sadistic psycho.
Anonymous No.213321466
>>213321394
Yeah just NJO, it would have been perfect for such a show. Very adult and gory and real.
Anonymous No.213321501
>>213321365
Nah, the first 15 year after ROTJ are great and completely in line with the OT, just remove Dark Empire.
The entire arc of Luke trying and failing to build a new Jedi Order until he learns enough about the Force and is officially considered a real Jedi Master is pure kino as well.
Anonymous No.213321642 >>213321676
>>213321283
they can't sense boners?
Anonymous No.213321676
>>213321642
they probably fucking can if they are looking for boners specifically