>holy shit a Gibson Les Paul!

I know you're just shitposting with wrong makes and models, but I came here to say that Les Pauls suck. They are extremely heavy for an electric guitar at it feels draining to play them because of it. SGs have the perfect weight and feel if I want to play a Gibson.

>>213308996
Both are great but even the best SG pales in comparison to like a 57 Goldtop or something

that's not a gibson though. it's a jackson randy rhoads

>>213309044
it's clearly a BC Rich. just look at those humbuckas

>>213309044
Are you blind, that's an Ibanez JEM

Nothing she says about that guitar makes any sense

>a whammy bar
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

>>213308996
Les Pauls have a lot of problems but the SG is one of the worst designed guitars in history. Cool instruments but loads of design issues.

I can’t understand any of this.

>>213308908 (OP)
Speak American ya dumb gook

>>213309089
hambuhgahs

>>213308996
>Les Pauls suck
/tv/ wrong about everything as per usual.

>>213308996
>you will never be this poor

Back to the favela, Miguel

>>213308908 (OP)
Congratulations, you understood the joke.

>>213309085
It's labelled as a Fender Stratocaster earlier in the movie. They did it on purpose.

>>213308908 (OP)
Hory shet a Gibshon Resh Parrl

>>213309414
this, if gaunt heroin jimmy could rip on a heavy 59 then anyone can

Wayne's World is such a time capsule of a movie. Comes out just when hair metal was still king in the public concsiousness and grunge hadn't hit yet. And it was literally an extended SNL skit. More than anything, it captured the essence of "I just want to have fun, no matter what." I don't think it could have come out at any other time and have the impact that it did. Lighting in a bottle.

>>213309889
You want a tissue unc? Sound like maybe your depends adult undergarment needs changing

>>213308908 (OP)
I remember my Step Dad saying his les Paul wasn't very good, and that big brands do occasionally shit out crap.
My guitar fanatic friend said that was 'incorrect' despite him 'not having the honour to have played on a Les Paul'.
I guess any hobby fag can be insufferable.

>>213308996
SGs are even worse. Gibson is just a horrible manufacturer. Fender really got it right.

>>213308996

>>213310038
Got what right? Shitty thin-sounding tone?

Gibson humbuckers > any electronics Fender has ever produced

>>213308996
weak bitch

>>213310137
If you can't mod a Fender to sound as thick as you need, you're not a guitar player afaic

>>213310137
the only thing that matters is the shape and the build quality because you can always change the pickups

fenders bounce, gibsons break

>>213308908 (OP)
You think hamburger poster died or something?

>>213310006
I'd be insulted, but knowing you have broccoli hair, I can't take anything you say seriously.

>>213308908 (OP)
Holy fuck, a guitar.

>>213309889
No, there were a lot of movies from the 2000's and even early 2010's like that.

>>213310371
Examples?
What in your opinion was a movie that captured the same vibe?

>>213310319
Post hairline

>>213310486
They wouldn't have captured the same vibe because they didn't come out in 1992, but they were basically the same kind of movie for when they came out.

>>213310016
Guitarfags are so psyopped they think the wood and the paintjob affect a signal that’s entirely carried by magnetic pickups and metal strings. Guitarjews have upsold millions on wood pieces people never even see (covered by paint).
You have endless cope when people doing experiments showing there’s no difference in the signal chain because it’s a fucking electromagnetic pickup, there’s nothing resonating. They will comb through literal noise levels to justify the tens of thousands of dollars they spent on meaningless wood. Even if there was a difference (there isn’t), it’s immediately dwarfed by the influence of the strings themselves or pedals or - the most important thing for sound that these niggers forget to care about - the cabinet that actually houses a resonating chamber. That one can be made of plywood though because it doesn’t matter lmao!
Genuinely kill all guitarfags. I’m glad the instrument is dead.

>>213309889
blows my mind that this came out a week later

What are the best places/ways to get cool guitars from Japan online?

everyone knows the keytar is the superior intstrument

>>213310585
After you.

>>213310954
>getting trolled by children
get your life together unc

>>213310954
I really rustled your soiled adult undergarments, huh? No need to be upset

>>213310980
>>213310987

>>213310882
No

>>213310616
And yet you didn't name them.

>when guitarists don't know the difference between tremolo and vibrato

>>213312447
Leo Fender wasn't a guitarist

>>213308996
>"waaah waaah I HATE tone!!"
>"pwease can I get a ittle wittle SG instead? My back hurts!!!"
SGs sound small and wirey, their headstocks dive to the floor like a brazilian soccer player, the sustain is a joke.
There's a reason why a manlet and a guy with chopped off fingertips are the most famous SG players, it's a massive compromise. Most SG players are using Les Pauls in the studio, too.

>>213310759
>t’s a fucking electromagnetic pickup, there’s nothing resonating
Can electric guitars generate feedback? If so, how does that feedback occur?
Do hollow or semi-hollow body electrics sound different to solids? How can that be possible if they're using pickups?
A resin guitar and wooden guitar will respond, sound, and sustain the same provided they have identical pickups, right?

>>213309089
Kek this was the part that always got me, it's pretty standard stuff. Like woah does it also have guitar strings? AND humbuckers? Omg that's insane I'm losing my mind

>>213308996
I agree and it took me so long to understand the undenying superiority of Stratocasters in every way and form, including but not exclusively sound

I blame Slash

>>213313769
those are single-coil pickups thoughever

>>213312394
Nta but it's probably because he wasn't talking about those films. The fuck is your problem, nerd? You saw there wasn't enough disarray itt so you had to throw gasoline and a match?

Imagine not buying a Jap replica

>>213310137
>Gibson humbuckers > any electronics Fender has ever produced
True, that's why a lot of session players use Les Pauls with an EQ when they're looking for the "fender sound", removing tone is much easier than adding it.
Gibsons are made for playing loud and hard, they're tone machines that can take a beating, it's a player's guitar.
Fender is for weak wristed kids in sweaters, strumming their .08 gauge strings with their 0.75 gauge picks and letting their shitty stompboxes do the work

Name a better fictional band than Crucial Taunt.

>>213313877
Wyld stallions

>>213313877
Whatever fictional version of themselves Slipknot played in Rollerball

>>213313877
Deathklock

>Strat player
>considers John Frusciante "the best guitarist of all time!"
Why are they all like this?

bros who was that fatfuck guitarist people would inform you is better than vai and malmsteen and satriani and dream theater guy in youtube comments in 2006? like some relatively unknown fat fuck, not Stevie ray Vaughn, but some dude shredding at a county fair

>>213314014
Shawn lane

>>213313877
The Hex Girls

>>213314014
Or Michael Romeo but pretty sure youre talking about Shawn Lane.

>>213308908 (OP)
https://youtu.be/rJbbrmHX29E?
Link because OP is an unemployed African American with no higher education nor extended training

>>213314014
He plays pretty nice when he's not shredding, like most of them (except Yngwie)

>>213314014
Wolfgang Van Halen

>>213314031
>>213314055
Yeah Shawn Lane. Thank you bro

>>213313877
Spinal Tap.
Has the advantage of being both real & fictional

>>213313877
Crash and the Boys

>>213310095
The paragraph describes a grape vine, but what is depicted in the image is an apple tree with grape bunches growing where an apple ought to be. Grapes are even being shown to erroneously grow horizontally, when they are heavy and should be hanging downwards. It is difficult to focus on the intended moral message when such absurdities interfere with the viewer's gaze.

>>213314078
For me it's Jason Becker and Vinne Moore. However, I still love Malmsteen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mylvwhy63bk

>>213314260
I find it impossible to listen to Yngwie for more than 60 seconds, it's just boring. That symphony would be improved by removing him from the stage, for the most part, but it sounds great when he's not on shredding tangents and simply redeems the Castlevania OST saars.
I like Steve because he's like a robot desperately trying to be a real boy, I find his approach to emotive playing useful for purely academic purposes. He comes up with interesting ways of getting organic sounds of the guitar that a real human might not think of.

>>213309090
>SG is one of the worst designed guitars in history
I've heard many people saying this, but after using one a for few years I actually really do like this guitar. Being able to access the higher notes without having a block there to connect the body and neck is a godsend and makes playing solos much more easier. I don't really like the shape, but it's very comfortable to play on and the whole neck dive complaint isn't that big of a deal.

>>213313969
Most Frusciante fans are latent homosexuals who are in love with him but don’t really understand that. I’m not joking or exaggerating.

>>213314955
He's the quirky sadboy, Anthony is the ladies man, Flea is a the kuh-razy one. They're a fucking boyband.

>>213308996
you will never be this cool without a Gibson les paul

>>213313877
Love Fist

>>213310095
It's always best to destroy the source of your hatred.
Letting is continue to exist while just cause the hatred to grow.

>>213315097
Slash’s famous Les Paul wasn’t a Gibson but a luthier replica.
b t w if Slash had stuck with ESP and Jackson we would’ve had world peace by now although I doubt this sounded good with that pick stuck between the strings lmao

>>213309889
I loved it as a teenager when it came out. I tried rewatching it and found it utterly cringe.

>>213315138
it says GIBSON on the headstock RETARD

Another timeline shift? I remember her being hot.

>mogs every guitar player
>does it while smiling
We'll never see another one like him.

>>213308908 (OP)
Holy hell my masseuse

>>213313877
I miss my flip ex so much bros

>>213313877
Cap'n Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters

>>213315231
How does it feel to have shit opinions and to be wrong about which guitar player mogs everyone else?

>>213310954
got em good with this one boy howdy

>>213315391
>anon asks himself a question

>>213313919
Slipknot isnt a real band retard

>>213313743
> Do hollow or semi-hollow body electrics sound different to solids?
They don’t. Biases are just down to the rest of the setup being non equivalent. People have tested this with swappable bodywork from plastic to plywood and different woods, even metal and there’s no fucking difference you delusional retard.
It’s unbelievable guitarjews keep these myths alive. How can you be so goddamn ignorant about the instrument you play?

>so good he transcended physical playing

>>213315901
>> Do hollow or semi-hollow body electrics sound different to solids?
>They don’t.
based retard

>>213313877
>girl plays the bass
Kek very accurate

>>213308996
>dont get a les paul! Youll break your back
>here, take this toy that kinda looks mean and wont stay in tune, its much better
You need to grow up, son

>>213316354
I love Les Pauls but they won’t stay in tune for shit lmao

>>213315391
Too bad Yngwie turned into such a clown and the conversation around him is entirely about his instrumrental work: Yngwie up until the accident is maybe the most controlled and expressive guitarist ever, and he actually had a lot of great full band vocal songs from Trilogy to around Seventh Sign/Magnum Opus, he really matured as a songwriter for a few years (listen to Eclipse, a record some people are confused by because of how few guitar solos it has and how vocal and arrangement oriented it is) even after the accident.

>>213308908 (OP)
for me it's paul reed smith

>>213308996
SG are not suitable for a lot of genres, shut the fuck up and die

>>213308908 (OP)
btw it's pronounce YIBSON LE PEL

Les Pauls and Telecasters are the only body shapes that change the sound a lot. Love the rich high end on a cheapo Tele

>>213315097
>slacks
i was expecting someone cool, that guy is pathetic, only posers thing that shit is cool, is the Kirk Hammett of the mainstream rock

>>213315980
Just because they play bass doesn't mean they can't do other things.

>>213309889
>I don't think it could have come out at any other time
lol

>>213317057

>>213317083
Is there a bigger "meh" lead guitarist than Kirk Hammett?

>>213317133
I don’t understand how Jim is considered some kind of authority on this subject considering he has never made a good tone or produced a good sounding album. The microphone test in particular shows he’s completely ignorant and inexperienced considering he makes a serious technical mistake ever other second in that vid. Bro tests out a studio console but doesn’t even understand what preamps are lmao

>>213313877
Steel Dragon

>>213311016
Fwiw I’m a 47 year old man who remembers watching the skits on SNL before the movie(s) came out and you got all weepy nostalgic over Wayne’s World ffs. Would you like to touch my monke?

Buckethead, Prince and Johnny Marr mog your favorite guitarists. Simple as.

*MOGS every other guitar ever made*

>>213318135
>Hipster strat

>>213318135
Close but no.

Denying Stairway to Heaven should be illegal

Reminder that guitar as an art form peaked here.

>>213310095
it's ok to point flaws, regardless

>>213318056
I doubt those pop fags mog Bert Jansch, Chet Atkins and Julian Bream

My fingers are too long for guitar, I tried to learn it but it hurts like hell to hold cords
I'm 33 now, There's no way I can learn any other instrument

>>213318439
>My fingers are too long for guitar
But long fingers are good for guitar.

>>213318439
You were never going to be any good at it or anything else really anyway considering how full of excuses to just flat out give up you are. No loss but yeah it’s totally because your fingers are too long. There’s literally no way to work around that whatsoever I’m super serious guys

>>213308908 (OP)
Fender strats suck so fucking much. Their sound is just weak and thin thanks to those shitty pickups. They were not made to be good guitars, but easy to mass-produce guitars. That's why the head is unpainted, the bridge is cheap as fuck, and there's a piece of plastic covering 1/2 the face of the guitar instead of a wood cap.

>>213309044
>jackson randy rhoads
Fuck yeah. Love those things.

>>213318469
He’s an idiot anon, but his shortcomings are all entirely out of his control, it’s not his fault! He didn’t have a choice, he didn’t have a chance!

>>213308996
no one is saying this

Saxophone is still the top tier
Guitar is only mid tier

>learn one Django Reinhardt tune that's melodic enough while also "impressive" to normies
>have another jazz tune ready to go (I can only play half of it but it's not like anybody has ever heard of it)
>working on a third Wes Montgomery track
That's it, if anybody ever hands me a guitar I just go with one of those and they all think I'm a master

>>213308996
>They are extremely heavy for an electric guitar at it feels draining to play them because of it.
Mahogany is a dense and heavy wood. Les Paul himself copied Anton Stratavirius's violin formula of mahogany body and neck, maple cap, and ebony fretboard. And fuck-the-duck batman it worked and produced big rich tones.

And sorry you're a wimp. Lots of musicians have played them for full sets with no complaints. But if it makes you feel better Gibson does make "weight-relieved" versions with hollowed cavities inside the body concealed by the maple cap.

>>213315929
I feel for him so damn much. Fate is so cruel. He was probably the only guitar diva who made enemies with absolutely no one. And I still face-palm at Eddie Van Halen paying him a visit only to gift him a guitar that he can't even play any more.

>>213316982
>"LOOK I HAVE MONEY"
That's all that guitar is. It doesn't sound or play any better than a Les Paul.

>>213316999
A lot of punks consider SGs to be their holy grail guitars. I don't know why.

>>213318135
Ugliest guitar ever made, and sounds like shit with those low-fidelity single-coils. But hey if you play country or blues, then one of those will do you up just right, y'all.

>tfw wanted a BC Rich but my dad wouldn't let me

>>213314014
Gary Moore

>>213314014
Catfish Nigger or something, the obese guy playing shitty blues

>>213318936
A Warlock bass is the ultimate beast-mode bass.

>>213315136
but anon, killing your enemies makes them win!

i like playing power chords. Power chords are fun. dont care about music theory

>>213318800
>Eddie Van Halen paying him a visit only to gift him a guitar that he can't even play any more
D E V I L I S H
T A C T I C S

>>213319089
I like playing in drop D. Its easier and sounds cool with all my effect pedals.

>>213319168
>I like playing in drop D.
Tell me you're a death-metalhead without having to say it.

>>213318439
Bigger hands are advantageous to playing most instrument. You're just a faggot

>>213319203
Too fast.

I like metal, but a lot of metal guitarists are becoming such gigantic faggots with the way they over-complicate the simple

>>213319203
Drop D isn’t very common in death metal.

>>213317098
Like heroin?

>>213315929
Late 80s-early 90s Carvins were the ultimate guitars. Like all other guitars, their modern look is just meh.

>>213315097
thats a replica built better than any piece of shit gibson

>>213315391
When I was 17 I too thought being the best at a bunch of soulless technical exercises made you the best guitarist. These days you can find a hundred literally whos on YouTube that "mog" Yngwie in that regard. Thankfully I grew up and understand that writing a catchy hook is the more OP skill and Marty Friedman beats everyone in both categories anyway

>>213315929
Or dis nigga

>>213318302
Also correct

>>213318211
thats a jaguar

>>213317057
The Telecaster is the ugliest fucking guitar design short of boutique brands and those old Soviet trash heaps, and I refuse to ever pay a cent for one

>>213320410
Which is your preference?

>>213320463
LP's, Strats, Jags/JM's, and most hollowbody designs are all great, though the absolute peak are Yamaha's Broad Bass design and Rickenbacker 4000 series

>>213318877
>A lot of punks consider SGs to be their holy grail guitars. I don't know why.
I sold my Epiphone SG to a punk guy a few years ago, he was fascinated by it, but I was tired of that guitar, even with new pickups it was still just shit

For me its this guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM57ZhjBz14

>>213308908 (OP)
Whammy bah

>>213308996
LPs are ugly. Forget the weight

>>213308996
>Les Pauls are too taxing on my limp wrists to play.

>>213320613
>FUCK TELES! THEY'RE UGLY AND STUPID AND HAVE POOP ON THEM!
>ALSO I LIKE JAGS

>>213320768
Epiphones are alright. Their build quality is pretty decent, and they've looked a lot better ever since going with a more Gibson-like head. The better ones are made with Gibson pickups and parts.

bunch of unspectacular guitar playing dorks itt acting like they know anything while they play the same 3 or 4 chords to shitty overplayed songs and fucking it up and saying "wait" and then doing it again and fucking it up and saying "wait no this is it" and fucking it up again

>>213313877
Boys 12

>>213315158
Don't be guitransphobic

You guys don't actually enjoy el*ctric guitar right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReW9uUYm-DA

>>213319089
power chords are all you need for rock

>>213319474
how do you even span that fretboard with your fingers?

>only one neck
Might be ok for a girl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46qjDJ0lLdE

>>213323530

>>213308908 (OP)
the fender strat sounds really great, the neck feels amazing to play on, and the weight is perfect, but the volume knob placement is annoying as fuck. it's so bad it's almost a dealbreaker, but i've been learning to play around it. just something to consider if you plan on buying one, people have sold them due to this design flaw

>>213323639
yeah nice faggot ass "music" though
get owned by the real deal faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOjHhJd70f4

>>213323598
Don't know. I wouldn't even know how to tune that retarded thing.

>>213323710
Shredding is gay

>>213308908 (OP)
She didn't say that

>>213315136
Jewish/woman mindset in a nutshell

>>213323668
Most strats have tiny frets. Their naturally thin sound is shit for anything but 1960s surf music or country. Their bridges are pure cheap shit. 1990s grunge-rockers who played with them because they were the "it guitar" had to fatten them up with fuzz pedals in order to get them to produce a big sound for the rhythm sections.

>>213323796
You never met my sister, and she's 100% white. She's exactly the same way. I've also met black women like that, too. I don't think it's a racial thing, and think it's a "crazy bitch" mentality.

>>213323562
>instrumental music

>>213324139
>never heard "Orion" by Metallica
>never heard the timeless pieces by the classical masters like Handel, Mozart, Wagner, Tchaikovsky, and Beethoven

You are culturally bankrupt. I'll bet that you think a good song starts off with a rapper saying "yo," wailing all over the place is singing, and Taylor Swift's sharp shrill voice sounds good.

>>213324033
>thin sound
woah you have no idea what you're talking about lol

>>213318302
Breh, Omar's playing on Amputechture and Bedlam is way better

>>213308996
It’s odd that you say that. I basically decided earlier today that if I buy an electric guitar again it’s gonna be an SG. Just because I think they look rad though

>>213313877
Sushi Destroy

>>213324390
You refute with? The most annoying thing in the world is people who refute but don't counter-point. You do know that there's a difference betwen single-coils and humbuckers, don't you? Throw in active humbuckers to further fatten the sound.

Or are you a "modern guitarist" who uses digital software to have your Hello-Kitty strat sound like any guitar and amp ever made?

>>213318135
based

>>213318439
>it hurts :(
what a fag lol

>>213324322
>"Orion" by Metallica
You've invalidated your own point by this piece of shit being the first instrumental you could think of

>>213324547
it's self evident, retard lol

>>213324322
>only vocal music he knows is rap and taylor swift

>>213308908 (OP)
This was the start of my white Strat fetish

>>213324033
tele bridge, humbuckers and Filtertrons are better for twang
grunge rockers shoved humbuckers and hotrail pickups in everything, they didnt bother with low power pickups

>>213314260
Nippon loves Malmsteen

>>213308996
have you considered not being a weak faggot?

>>213319203
death metal bands don't play in drop tunings, retard

>>213314014
your mom

>>213308996
I remember REALLY wanting a les Paul when I was like 21 or so. Finally saved up the $1200 to get the one I wanted, and it was a huge let down. It played fine, but I really didn't like how it hung, and it the body corners bothered me. It felt like it wanted to point to the ground. Got me and Ibanez S style guitar and never looked back

>>213325890
Which Ibanez S did you get?

Listen, it's just the musicfag equivalent of a movie hacker talking about how he's going to reroute the encryptions to the mainfraime database and hacking into the CIA or something in like 5 seconds, get over it.

>>213319203
Drop D is not an extreme metal tuning. Some Deathcore bands play in drop B, A and further down F# etc. with 7 and 8 strings.

https://youtu.be/cY4VayujpUg
https://www.songsterr.com/a/wsa/carnifex-dead-in-my-arms-tab-s67066

>>213326288
all those tunings are sludgy shit for retards and yes drop d is almost exclusively for dumb metal heads 000001111100002220000 type riffs.
Good luck soloing

>>213308996
Gibson Les Pauls suck because all Gibsons have sucked for decades due to piss-poor QC. I have bought and returned multiple $2k+ Gibsons just because the fucking things wouldn't stay in tune. The fact that you think the problem is their weight and glaze SGs means you're a weak faggot AND retarded.

>>213326373
>Good luck soloing
SRV played heavy as fuck strings in Eb tuning you fucking mongoloid, step up your game and stop being a faggot bitch talking out of your faggot bitch ass.

>>213323598
>>213323733
I always suspected /tv/ was the most retarded board but you guys have proven it. 10 strings have been around since the 70's you fucking retards, you play them like this

>>213326373
I'm learning solos just fine :^)

>enhances your kino

>>213325975
Pretty sure it was a 540 from the late 80s. Found it on Craigslist in 2008-09 for $150. Played like a dream once I replaced the bridge pickup. Wish I still had it.

>>213323562
Based Fahey enjoyer, he’s great. He has the best comb-over I’ve ever seen in that video you linked

>>213308908 (OP)
>tfw you'll never get two hamburgers from the whammy bar

>>213326373
I play classical and many, many songs are in drop d.