Thread 213309631

HOH: Mickey
Noms: Keanu, Kelley, Rylie
Veto: TBD

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previously on /bb/: >>213304321

I'd eat lauren's poop

first for Kelley and Keanu f2

thanks babe

another one

look at rylie, if he can land a girl like kat, you can too

TMC TOUCHING KATS HAIR

>>213309644
second for kelley and keanu f2

>>213309661
i agree with the premise but being trapped in a house with them 24/7 is a huge cheat code. the hardest part is always getting ur foot in the door.

>>213309669
he was hoping she'd fully lean into his arm but she didn't so then he started playing with her hair kek
their dynamic is the weirdest I've seen in a long time

I hate everybody in the HOH room

Black people really like Twizzlers

>>213309692
nuke it
let vince survive to suffer more

3 7's coming up

king

Mickey's HOHitis gonna crash her game by the end of the week.

rylie is rubbing her head and touching his cock

>>213309670
That is the craziest part. Keanu and Adrian (and Kelley but she doesn't count because she it white) are/were treated like shit. If they were nogs, nobody would nom them. Imagine nigga Kelley asking to get put on the block. The HOH's would be like, "No, no that is no place for a negro princess"

Mickey and Morgan say how nice it is to see Will not on the block this week and back to his sweet self like he was in the first week

>>213309788
>Won't back to doing nothing
Nothing changed.

>ashley enters the hoh
>zach leave the hoh

>Borin is good at memorization! Let's confirm with her!
>Borin are you good at memorization?
>I don't know

>>213309814
He has to go

It's still interesting to me that Keanu isn't considered black

>>213309841
based indecisive queen

>>213309847
Vinny is the fag that needs to go first.

>you're allowed to follow people to every room they go to, allowing you to eavesdrop on them and piss them off
wait why don't people do this more often?

>>213309850
you have to proclaim it publicly like chuddah and morgan

>>213309858
What is she cooking there?

>can america give me a veto in case she (kat) ever gets put up?
>call it the simp veto

The winner of the season is one of the 5 in HoH right now

>>213309850
Black latinxs hate being considered black and are typically very racist against black people. He does not see himself as black. He also doesn't have a lot in common with African American culture.

>>213309871
At least he is self aware.

Ok so the hag side got control.. but they're not forcing the vote on the other side.. when does the Cold War end?

>>213309863
Ask Keanu how that this going and he isn't truly doing it.
I would open every door hard and ask if they are talking about me. That is how you will know I am /bb/

>>213309870
she doesn’t know yet

There is a veto in the house rytard

Keanu would get America's Veto if made available right?

>>213309899
probably when keanu kelley and kat leave the house

>>213309932
No Mickey would

>>213309937
the audience votes don't mirror twitter thankfully

>>213309932
Entirely dependant on who the editors focus on in the episode

>>213309895
It makes more sense when you realize one of the groups really wants to be in the country and the other one just complains.

>>213309670
will that be the punishment unitard for this season?

Real demonic vibes coming from this season in a way I haven't seen in any other season. The way the sincerest people in the house have suffered the most. The way the most dishonest people haven't been touched a smidge. The way the bullies win every time, and as soon as someone nice wins, everything is ripped away from them. Who has fun seeing the same people win every week while watching the pariahs Keanu, Kelley, Rylie, Adrian sob every week?

kylie is the grossest forced showmance since _____?

>>213309983
oh no!
what possibly could be different this year?

>>213309917
he doesn’t deserve her

>>213309932
A hag would get it or maybe Ava.

>>213309983
Definitely feels that way. Twitter warriors seem especially cruel this year

>>213309983
grodner should intervene and let the black girl win for being bullied... oh wait

rylie is so fucking bro

>>213309998
Ashley makes me smile. She is crazy but she doesnt feel as evil as Mickey/Vince/Jimmy. I have yet to see a moment where Ash is truly punching down, but idk yet.

>>213309983
>>213309998
demonic vibes?

Rylie
>I will die for you. I will move heaven and earth just to sniff your butt. I will kill every man in the world just to isolate you.
Katherine
>Mhmm

>>213309983
The showrunner is a demon

>>213309983
there really are nihilistic vibes to this season. Zae was the only hg that could smile through the darkness but he's gone. Maybe he's better off anyways

>>213310021
her off hand comments don't feel malicious

>>213310021
Has with Kelley a few times

>>213309998
they really let a demon into the bb house

>>213310021
the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the HGs she didn't exist

it's a satanic show

>>213310039
is this analog horror?

>>213310021
what? thats all ashley does is punch down.

>>213309983
>Real demonic vibes coming from this season
this is just how zoomers are

>>213309983
bit dramatic, innit?

>>213309895
Mickey says she's Dominican, but obviously she is in touch with African American culture

>>213310021
Most of Ashley's complaints are actually focused on Ropes and Morgone. She doesn't clean or cook, but otherwise seems cool.

it's funny that mickey was saying kelley needs to stay on the block and not take herself down so they can "trust eachother" but she literally said she wouldn't put her on the block but did anyway. how the fuck can kelley gain HER trust this week before it's too late? seems fucking cruel

>>213310108
I thought she was part haitian, and the other part is nignog. And she has the power to scare africans back to africa

>>213309997
any of the bb21 showmances

How much is the stipend for the HG/wk?

>>213310139
only cringe bb21 showmance was Nick/Bella

>>213309983
>>213309998
>>213310039

>>213309998
>>213310039
very spooky

>>213310007
>bb23 they had their way
>bb24 they had their way big time
>bb25 they didn't have their way but there wasn't a young black queen they could root for
>bb26 they had their way
they've been spoiled

No matter how "put on" or "fake" their showmance is, at times I like them having this kind of conversation.
I like when people are subdued and bring down all their walls just to have a heart-to-heart.
Like Janelle and Kaysar did.
Or it might it might the voyeur in me.

>>213309983
I'm starting to think BB has turned into nothing more than some kind of large, uncontained social experiment that lets Black Kweens re-live and heal from their trauma relating to white people.
It really feels like that's the main target audience these days. We are going to have a 4 run streak where 75% of winners are all black queens. Are black kween winners what's best for views and ratings these days?

>>213310166
I hated Jack and Anal on one set of feeds and Michie and Holly on the other

guys just because ashley is a confirmed demon does not mean she is spreading her demonic powers through the house
that is a very problematic assumption

goodnight /bb/

>>213309871
>>213310044
this dip shit needs to cool way down.

>>213310203
this is punishment for not electing kamala

honestly, I'm warming to this

he's so creepy and weird

>>213310185
>bb25 they didn't have their way but there wasn't a young black queen they could root for
poor meme

these two are fucking weird yo
they give me the stink

>>213310209
not a fraction as bad as cody/jess on one set of feeds and paul/others bitching about cody/jess on the other set of feeds

it's inexcusable to be a fan and not work to destroy a potential cookout from ever taking shape in the first few weeks

>>213310166
>>213310252
Why do they only cast ratchet ass asian hoes? Helen is the only exception that comes to mind

>>213310225
that's how big her hole is

>>213310281
OH FUCK ME
i forgot about meme god damn

>>213310185
it's what they deserve after suffering thru so many white male winners

>>213310203
Pandering to nogs is the best to avoid catching any bad press.

look at meme

>>213310342
meme at 30yo

>>213310340
I thought bad press didnt exist. Also, this is only a recent change, but isnt BB's network owned by chuds now? I wonder if it's going to change.

>>213310343
Julie doesn't want a nice young Asian girl to upstage her

>>213310394
BB is supposed to be a super low budget slop show to fill up CBS's summer schedule. What bad press 15 and 21 attracted for example, did little for ratings and ultimately hurt their bottom line.

>>213310297
Probably because casting seems to use Coachella to recruit Asians, and the ones there are mostly sluts.

just after midnight and fucking sleep feeds
fuck you buttonboy

>>213310394
>me when Trump demands All-Stars 3 with Dick, Big Baller, Braden, Aaryn, Ginamarie, Amanda, Spencer, Jackson, Jack, Christie, Loma, Kyle and Luke

>>213310480
Get BB2 Justin in there

>>213310480
Add JC so you have a token minority Trumper

realistically who wins and why is it amanda

we really on won't sleeping when there are people still up???

>>213310647
skippy finally put hoh back, for how long who knows

>>213310647
we WON’T watch anybody but papa won’t

Morgan gurl you be trippin' all day every day

>>213310595
Power ranking
1. Jackson
2. Amanda
3. JC
4. Kyle
5. Adam
6. Christie
7. Paloma
8. Dick
9. Aaryn
10. Spencer
11. Jack
12. Willie
13. Luke
14. GinaMarie
15. Justin
16. Braden

here we go again

>>213310711
you goddamn children put some respect on Justin Sebik's name
only expelled houseguest to be given a julie interview

Morgan is hallucinating some story about Jimmy creating a counter alliance where Jimmy is tight with Lauren, Keanu, and Rylie.

>>213310767
>he's making an alliance with all the people we want out prejury

>>213310767
I believe her

>>213310765
Willie was robed from getting an interview

>>213310767
love how this crazy bitch can shit stir even now for jimbo

is the hoh the "cool kids"

>>213310845
the cool kids are whoever are in power that week for zach and weasel

do you guys think tucker is playing me

why do we call them fights instead of arguments?

>>213310899
>instantly triggered my rubina ptsd
fuck you

how does Vince keep getting away with it bros?

>its a present kelley is even here
Mickey is kind of a ratchet bitch, huh

>>213310998
no idea, he's got them all snowed but ashley and rachel it's insane

>>213310998
he's the inept conman that somehow always gets away with it.

Do they really have to censor themself saying Will is dead weight

>>213311159
sounds familiar

he made it home bros

>this entire group "planning jury"
lol
lmao even

>morgan: i think Will should be in jury, he his wise
>unbiased opinion

>>213311272
there's a decent chance will votes for a man over one of the black women

putting money on zach being hated at the end of this

>>213311296
what makes you say that?

>>213311322
he's playing the rat game mixed with the dickmist game and none of these dumb women are clocking it. NTA but I feel like they'll feel more scorned compared to say reacting to weasel

>>213311322
just a feeling desu

these girls are way too comfy in front of zach/vince and it'll be their downfall if either grow a spine someday

>>213311392
everyone saying names, and he just sits there saying next to nothing

>>213311427
so they'll be safe

>>213311427
>it’s too early

>>213311427
yeah, kinda hoping if zach or vince get the next HoH they actually do something with it

>>213311508
heh

Keanu has more screentime than these three girls combined lol

>>213311508
they've got to talk to quinn first

god these women are cunts

If Keanu won afp their heads would explode. If he lasts a while by comping out it's genuinely possible

>>213311599
he's already in the top 3 if you believe bbn is remotely reflective of casuals kek, early ava/rachel boots and him comping out a bit definitely put him in the running for winning it

>>213311641
he's rising on joker's too

>>213311679
*forgot pic

want them to break up and debrief in pairs at this point

>>213311641
I thought this was a meme but I checked Jokers and he actually climbed up to the top half in rankings kek

>end of week 1 , he called me a snake
>that was it

SNAKE ALERT

snake status:called
wall status:locked in
jimmy status:put on notice
keanu status:full of malice
lauren status:evicted
zach status:under me

>ashley just barging in when mickey was already in bed with lights off
god I love this spoiled wench
meanwhile morgan is spiraling about not remembering how heavy hitters was formed. asking both vince and zach to recount it all

>>213311999
she looked like a kid waking up mom

morgan randomly woke kelley up in the middle of the night for what????

vince just wandering outside and playing pool alone at 2:30 in the morning
just weasel things

quince is severely underestimating bbfans saying he doubted people were watching at 2am lmao

vince claiming he's tired of the endless keanu shittalking in this little camtalk, not that he thinks he's good at the game kek but he just finds it way too much when he likes him personally

vince haters will be ashamed of their words and deeds

kek I think vince is a little baffled by just how well his ratgame is working in getting people to love him and unsure how to navigate it
>>213312207
I'll shit on him for being too chicken to make moves but I like his rattiness and him on a personal level

>>213312207
if keanu goes i'm all in on vincenzo

>want it more than these fucking recruits
vincenzo I didn't expect that one
also said that he's acting starstruck to rachel because "she eats that shit up" and basically saying he is lowkey flirting with people like morgan as a strategy and that his gf okayed it

still broken without him

sounds like in his head vince's plan is to keep playing scared until jury

ashley spilled to morgan that jimmy called her overbearing, no doubt this will cause her to crusade against jimmy even more

>>213312437
good girl!

>ashley to morgan: you're not paranoid. lately
kek
and take a shot
HE CALLED HER A SNAKE

zach is going to have to pick one of the girls eventually...

>>213312505
fuck ashley, marry lauren, kill morgan
simple as

>like speed racing in a honda:ashley about zach and lauren's dynamic
the ash missiles are flying tonight

nobody is catching this ashley/zach talk. /bb/ is DEAD

>>213312575
it's 3am bbt and 6am here and the early night was boring. can't be surprised only a couple of us are still awake for this nonsense
but yeah she is trying to nuke his other crush options here with this bluntness kek

>>213312575
i'm watching mute, sorry. my headphones are busted.

>I would kill you in your sleep
ASH NO
meanwhile vince is getting his mind blown by some insect swimming in water

you're a spaz /bb/

>>213312575
im watching vince sniff and play with bugs, fuck off

>I'm not picking sides
>I'm playing for me/my side
not a bad idea in theory vince but you'll have to side with people eventually with how alliances form, he's gotten lucky they haven't with these schizos so far

>>213312658
you’re not allowed to say that word anymore

homeless frank zappa pondering the secrets of the universe by the dr door

looks like we're finally done for the night, night babes

>>213310998
>how does Vince keep getting away with it bros?
Zoomers dont have object permanence and live in a haze. If you can convince them that the vibes are good then the vibes are good.

THE TRIBE HAS SPOKEN AND KEANU IS STAYING

later /bb/

Good morning ladies

>>213313424
another day of newfags seething about black people instead of watching the feeds! excited Hogg?

>>213313424
morning hoggo

>>213313475
Shut up taylorfag

keanu and kelly did not deserve this grodnerball... the pig cunt took it to damn far this time. should have just gave ropes the ability to pick all three veto players over an hoh hijack. makes me sick, and also alittle racist

https://x.com/tess79769155/status/1951485891974930772

>>213313002
They aren’t invited to the Luau.

>>213313002
keanugods we will be running this house and mindfucking some donkeys soon

punt boren into the sun

>>213313424
Good morning

>>213309661
Rylie is tall and fit.

i hate you all goodnight /bb/ kissessss

>>213313424
morning boss hogg

>>213314711
and white. very important

>>213314711
lose weight. he looks like a cartoon character

Who you tards taking in binary bridge veto? Keanu or TardMode Cowboy?

Boot barn ahhh person

>>213316358
keanu gonna god comp it and vince going up

>>213309870
her classic butter noodles dish

>>213309631 (OP)
>Noms: Keanu, Kelley, Rylie
wow, BIG moves are being made this season!

>>213311688
>boren's fall
lmao

>>213311688
the fuck ava even doing

>>213316694
justly deserved
boren gotta fucking go

>Kelley, Keanu and Rylie nominations.
I'm calling it quits here. See you guys next year.

>>213310595
paloma would mindfuck them all by memorizing the whole rulebook

>>213317018
>pussying out already
KWAB
see you tomorrow

feeds

early morning sad cardio with TMC

kellie picked rachel for veto sounds like

>Keanu to Rylie - “you know what dude, we stayed true to ourselves when we voted Adrian to stay. If that makes us targeted, I wouldn’t have it any other way”
keanu against the world

>>213318698
we will get them next year
just unlucky to be on the last woke season

ropes said no ones using the veto

Lukes gonna shoot up the house for Keanu. last man standing rules

was there no fall out from the feed cuttting at Mickey saying Rylie wasn't allowed to pick her? Were we misted?

ava hosting
rachel and morgan picked for veto

papa won't scheming how he won't be doing anything this week

>>213318843
kek
heard that

GO HOME BLACK PEOPLEEEEE

who is ashley talking about?

this bitch is straight up mean

>>213318881
kelley

girls shittalking kelley in the bathroom

>>213318919
just ashley, the other 2 were just listening to her rant

laurens outfit

>>213318740
I remember Rylie saying "Dont use the veto. trust the process" when Katherine said she'll win it and use it on him.
I'm guessing mastermind is gonna intervene in this comp.
So, Rylie might not go home.

lauren was 20lbs heavier in college and during covid

allegedly

LAUREN POOP TALK LETS GOOOO

What did he do wrong?

>>213319048
bloated big piece

>>213319160
he looks cute in that pic

>>213319160
my primo

>>213319270
whore

rachel and morgan are playing in the veto. kelley got HG choice and picked rachel

Even X is pissed

>>213319634
>Hometown: Kalamazoo, Michigan
>Current City: Milwaukee, Wisconsin
>Y'all
cultural appropriation

>>213319270
now this is body-ody

did this n-bomb just put russo in the same category as gheesling and kirby

>>213318843
this nbomb on summer break

if rachel is encouraging you to be more social in the house you are fucked

need that lauren cam

lauren prancing around no cams on it

kelley started her period

>>213319872
cameraman got lauren ptsd after having to listen to her the entire last week

lauren's ass is tiny but still bigger than morgans

>>213319883
hell yeah

>>213319925
yeah i expected morgan to have a bigger ass

wtf is going on in the hoh room

>>213320009
praying they beat keanu in veto

lmao rylie was going to nominate both of them

>Zach - Morgan fizzled out
>Zach - Lauren didn't even go into gestation
>Zach - Ashley who knows what is happening
>Rylie - Katherine is only one that has any footing
How the fuck did that happen?

AMEN

PAUL WTF rylie is putting the egg shells back in the container

>>213320054
Didn't they pray before? Think before the last veto comp?
And Keanu won that.

need keanu to win veto and give these fuckheads a melt down

>>213320065
virgin pussy hapa vs chad emo cowboy white man

>>213320102
probably. mickey seems to pray before every comp

>>213319921
kek probably

starting to become more obvious 40% of the house's problem with Keanu's is his snoring.

THE WALK

lauren in full walk mode right now

lauren doing the walk with jimmy lol

remember when bb20 counted the steps in the yard and did the math for how many passes it takes to get a mile

Any good pics of Ava's hairy legs please?

Anybody got the Alyssa hooters Claire meme?

jimmy thinks there will be a final 4 instead of 3

>>213320622
hey I am walkin' here!

I haven't been able to keep up since Friday morning. How tf did Rytard not guess Mickey had the power?

>>213320622
kek thanks shes got like gibbon arms

look at those shoulder blades. she is literal perfection

>>213320622
>>213320751
thanks

>>213320778
they walked back and forth for maybe 5 minutes but a lot of the time the camera was framing just her top-half

jimmy going a little too far there

somewhat enjoying both Rachel and Jimmy knowing they're going to turn on each other and building chemistry for the sole purpose of maximizing the TV

Jimmy needs to cool it with the anti-semitic remarks, though

>>213319634
Xavier and Leah are based as fuck for rooting for Kelley

Keanu veto
Kelley blockbuster
run it back

>>213320917
fuuuckk

lauren is running this house

>>213320917
>Auschwitz back

Rachel with the quintessential old lady workout

kelley said she is wearing period underwear

kek
>zach: what are you doing lauren, squat or bench

morgan gets up and leaves

Rare ash jigglies from earlier

>>213321304
pretty sure she's icing her back again

>>213321324
I'd put some icing on her back if ya get what I'm sayin

reckon Kat might be begging people to evict Rylie by the end of the week

>>213320065
zach's parvati game is better: tell other people you have a huge crush on a girl so it words get back to her and she trusts you and won't put you on the block ever, she evens create a f3 with you. don't get into an actual showmance so you get targeted as a pair. then get 2 other girls (ashley, morgan) to crush on you and defend you in all circumstances, again don't get in actual in actual showmance with any of them, just ride the line. now you have three girls protecting you

>>213320683
Mickey, Ashley, and possibly Rachel came up with a plan to trick Rylie into thinking Ashley had it and he actually fell for it.

>>213309642
based

morgan bitching about Zach's list of requirements for dating and a couple were:
>has to be younger than him
>brunette
kek

they still have the backyard on veto day?

won't walk
won't workout
won't talk

>>213321793
yeah they have the second comp space to use or they can even go to the outside house on the street

>>213321997
literally me

>>213320693
what is her ethnicity?

sex with lauren

>>213320751
dat ass

>>213322046
cajun and semenole indian

>>213321175
you know hes thinking about it

>>213322142
it’s tlp o’clock

>>213322116
hundred percent

BAKE???

>>213322229
she knows what shes doing with that sweater

semenhole injun

zach embarrassing himself saying that lauren was decisive with her HOH

>let me check out the feeds
>We'll be right back
Everytime

zach she has the mental capacity of a 17 yo YOU SICK FUCK

>>213322317
being generous there

everything happens for a reason is one of the dumbest things ever

lauren is so fucking tight god damn

>>213322342
normies love saying shit that has no meaning