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Anonymous No.213311207 >>213311551 >>213311594 >>213311654 >>213311776 >>213311824 >>213312217
Come up with another Thing movie.
Anonymous No.213311400
prequel about how the Thing got on the UFO and took over the alien crew
>The Thing: Shipwreck'd!
Anonymous No.213311426 >>213311505 >>213311551 >>213311579
trans alegory
Anonymous No.213311505
>>213311426
Hunter Schafer's Thing
Anonymous No.213311551
>>213311207 (OP)
>The Thang
I think it speaks for itself
>>213311426
isn't it already a trans allegory? The thing keeps molesting guys and turning them into troons and wilford brimley realizes he's been molested so he tries to aaak
Anonymous No.213311554
The Thing goes to a big city
Anonymous No.213311579
>>213311426
incorrect, it's an allegory for the AIDS epidemic
Anonymous No.213311594
>>213311207 (OP)
The Ting.
Anonymous No.213311654
>>213311207 (OP)
The thing 3: In the hood.
Anonymous No.213311735
This shit right here nigga
Anonymous No.213311762
WELCOME...TO THE THING PARK!
Anonymous No.213311776
>>213311207 (OP)
A group of scientists discover the thing frozen in ice. They put it on board a ship to bring back but the ice melts and then the movie rehashes what we've already seen. On a boat!
Anonymous No.213311824
>>213311207 (OP)
the thing explains itself and tells the guys it just wants to build it's flying saucer and get back into space. they provide it with the necessary materials and everyone is happy
Anonymous No.213311835 >>213311857
I asked CHATGPT to combine The Thing with Repo Man. Seemed natural as RM already had an alien element and the era is gritty and fun.
Anonymous No.213311857
>>213311835
I think it would be sick
Anonymous No.213312217
>>213311207 (OP)
Pretty easy if they wanted to, just basically skip a few years ahead where some scientists come to check on the station and find MacReady & Childs both frozen to death. They bring the bodies back to bury, but Childs was actually the Thing after all and when they bring the body back to civilization it awakens after warming up it goes back to trying to kill everyone and they try to stop it from basically taking over the whole world