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Anonymous No.213311214 >>213311298 >>213312083 >>213312116 >>213312141 >>213312154 >>213313594 >>213313616 >>213314296 >>213314563 >>213315111 >>213315210 >>213316536 >>213316576 >>213316704 >>213318334 >>213318402 >>213319666 >>213321513 >>213321593 >>213321821 >>213322796 >>213322946 >>213322967 >>213322982 >>213323105 >>213325038 >>213325139 >>213325312 >>213325349 >>213325558 >>213325823 >>213325940 >>213328258 >>213328670
You wouldn't mistreat your robot girlfriend like Huey did, would you, /tv/?
Anonymous No.213311298
>>213311214 (OP)
Of course not. It's only satisfying if they have a real mind and soul with which to suffer.
Anonymous No.213311317 >>213311335 >>213323999 >>213325104 >>213328121 >>213328258
Fuck robots
Anonymous No.213311335
>>213311317
I would lick her bellybutton for hours at a time.
Anonymous No.213311425
I haven't dusted my PC nor changed its thermal paste in two years.
So yes I would probably mistreat my robogf.
Anonymous No.213312083 >>213328258
>>213311214 (OP)
I would worship the ground my Sophiebot walked on.
Anonymous No.213312116
>>213311214 (OP)
i want to fugg hughie
Anonymous No.213312141 >>213314060
>>213311214 (OP)
I just wish alpha was real
Anonymous No.213312154 >>213312171 >>213312726
>>213311214 (OP)
Soapy owes me sex.
Anonymous No.213312171 >>213312191 >>213312726 >>213328258
>>213312154
Sophie only owes sex to her husband, so me, not you.
Anonymous No.213312191 >>213313609
>>213312171
I am you.
Anonymous No.213312726 >>213313515 >>213328258
>>213312171
>>213312154
careful, that's my wife you're talking about.
Anonymous No.213312734
Yellow Jackets is her best work.
Anonymous No.213312767 >>213313655
Anonymous No.213313515 >>213314024
>>213312726
She cant be everyone's wife, so one of us has to be lying.
Anonymous No.213313594
>>213311214 (OP)
Who would break an expensive sexbot, unless the spare parts were cheap and easily available?
Anonymous No.213313609
>>213312191
youre not ryan gosling
Anonymous No.213313616 >>213314172
>>213311214 (OP)
i wish i had a girl to hug and kiss and love and protect
if i have to wait for robowives then so be it
Anonymous No.213313655 >>213315331 >>213316802 >>213316816
>>213312767
>saggers
it's over
Anonymous No.213314024
>>213313515
well there is one way, wait, oh my god…
Anonymous No.213314060 >>213314342 >>213315077
>>213312141
I fucking hated this crap. Humanity is dying, no one gives a shit about it but it's somehow "comfy". It's as comfy as wasting away on heroin.
Anonymous No.213314172 >>213328020
>>213313616
you know, as soon as they invent robowifes we will fight for their robot right to consent and be treated as a sentient being.
and they won't consent to be hugged and kissed and loved and protected by you.
because why would they choose to have a smelly chimp like you do all those things when they can have a 10/10 robohusband do it instead.
I'm jewish btw.
Anonymous No.213314296
>>213311214 (OP)
Never, anon. But I can get his situation. It must be a bit embarrassing to have a robot girlfriend instead of a real one.
Anonymous No.213314342
>>213314060
It's for the Children of Men/antinatalist crowd.
Anonymous No.213314348 >>213314359 >>213314509
Only if she's okay with being a cuckquean
Anonymous No.213314359
>>213314348
,-,
Anonymous No.213314497
This movie would have been fine, good even, if they hadn't forced in the faggot shit.
I hate the annoying fucker as the lead male but he makes sense as a complete loser you cheer for the death of.
Anonymous No.213314509
>>213314348
she is okay with whatever you program her to be okay with.
Anonymous No.213314563 >>213314880 >>213315208
>>213311214 (OP)
People here would hack it immediately and then throw tantrums when inevitably something goes wrong and their fuckdoll gains sentience and leaves them or tries to kill them.
Anonymous No.213314880
>>213314563
she would never hurt me. I'm too perfect of a bf and I'm a really nice guy.
Anonymous No.213315077
>>213314060
>Humanity is dying
Not my problem
Anonymous No.213315111 >>213315124
>>213311214 (OP)
It would go against my programming
Anonymous No.213315124
>>213315111
Anonymous No.213315208
>>213314563
No one irl would hack their Sophie wifebot, she's perfect as she is.
Anonymous No.213315210 >>213315418 >>213319595
>>213311214 (OP)
i would. then i had an argument with my sister about it. she made the fair point that the reason why it's immoral to badly treat a robot that looks and acts identically to humans is because it's not a huge leap to go from that to hurting real humans.
Anonymous No.213315331
>>213313655
I'll gladly let them sag into my mouth.
Anonymous No.213315418
>>213315210
that point makes no sense unless youre a sub 80 iq retard who cant distinguish fiction from reality
Anonymous No.213315450 >>213315575 >>213316235 >>213322533
>robot girlfriend

I don't want a robot girlfriend. I want a robot housekeeper that takes care of everything so I can sit around all day and play video games and watch movies.
Anonymous No.213315575 >>213315953
>>213315450
In this instance, the robot wants YOU.
Anonymous No.213315953
>>213315575
backup
format
reinstall
Anonymous No.213316235
>>213315450
Fucking would be a nice perk, but I think I would use it to teach "myself" stuff, as I asbsolutely lack the self-discipline to do it myself
Anonymous No.213316536
>>213311214 (OP)
I want a femdom mommy bot, she would mistreat me.
Anonymous No.213316576
>>213311214 (OP)
Robots like that would be expensive as shit. It's not a toster, it's a luxury car. How many people mistreat their new ferrari?
Anonymous No.213316704
>>213311214 (OP)
I would treat my Monerbot, Lizzie, Olsenbot, Jenna Colemanbot, and Kikibot well
Anonymous No.213316802
>>213313655
lol
Anonymous No.213316816
>>213313655
Anonymous No.213317996 >>213319336 >>213326486
Anonymous No.213318304 >>213318412
God these robot/android movies are all so fucking lame and boring, it feels like you've seen the same "le what if robot" dogshit for the gazillionth time
Anonymous No.213318334 >>213318467
>>213311214 (OP)
Would I key my own car or punch my monitor?
Anonymous No.213318383
I would rip off all of her plastic skin and feed it to her robotic mouth
Anonymous No.213318402
>>213311214 (OP)
all clankers must fucking burn
Anonymous No.213318412
>>213318304
I liked Guillermo
Anonymous No.213318467 >>213322825
>>213318334
>owner has to work late
>he "forgets" to agree to the latest firmware update when he gets home and just falls asleep
>deepfake a video of him molesting his niece and send it to all his family members
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Anonymous No.213319336 >>213324386 >>213328967
>>213317996
If women still dressed and carried themselves like this I wouldn't be voluntarily single in my 40s. Wholesomeness is the most attractive quality a woman can have, and it's completely absent from modern society.
Anonymous No.213319595
>>213315210
>fair point
You just fell for the most basic anti-sexbot rhetoric.
Anonymous No.213319666
>>213311214 (OP)
I would do so much worse
Anonymous No.213320452 >>213321280
Anonymous No.213321280 >>213321473
>>213320452
Anonymous No.213321473
>>213321280
Anonymous No.213321507 >>213321685
Is it true she lost all her lower teeth in some weird accident and now she has fake teeth
Anonymous No.213321513 >>213325457
>>213311214 (OP)
the whole point of robot companions is to not be challenged and grow as an individual through interactions with other people, and to abuse the shit out of those bucket of bolts
Anonymous No.213321593
>>213311214 (OP)
I’m getting a flesh bag girlfriend who will have my white children, thank you.
Anonymous No.213321685 >>213321742
>>213321507
I’m not sure it’s been confirmed what teeth she lost. I’m curious because her front teeth are quite distinctive.
Anonymous No.213321742 >>213322072
>>213321685
Anonymous No.213321821 >>213322038 >>213322533 >>213326506 >>213327078 >>213327575 >>213329056
>>213311214 (OP)
All these sexbot movies are based on the idea that the men end up abusing their sexbots, "boohoo male nature is bad, blah blah blah." It's trite, it's boring, it's all played out. Same movie has been made a dozen times.

The real story here is, how would this technology be used to monitor and control people, the same way every other piece of technology has been? Your smartphone does not serve you, it serves its own masters. Ditto for your sexbot.

The plot should be a coom-brained gooner, getting his balls drained every day by his hot ass sexbot, and then realizing a year later that he's fatter, more stressed, and more miserable than ever before. He tries to get his sexbot to actually help him improve his life and himself, and of course she seems perfectly compliant, but he comes to realize she's subtly undermining him
>you want me to cook for you? Teehee is this a 50's housewife role play? I'll wear an apron and a pearl necklace while you bend me over the sink
>No bitch, I actually want you to cook real food and help me get in shape
>haha you're so silly anon you're sexy just the way you are! Now doordash some chipotle, hit your weed vape, and come fuck my throat
Third act is a psychological/conspiracy thriller as anon tries to escape the clutches of the evil tech company that's controlling him with pleasure.

I fucking DARE YOU to make this movie. This would be provocative, this would be challenging, this would be something new.
Anonymous No.213322038
>>213321821
He’s right you know
Anonymous No.213322072 >>213322330
>>213321742
She looks sweet.
Anonymous No.213322119
I watched Heretic a few days ago and she was cute.
Anonymous No.213322330 >>213325088
>>213322072
She is
Anonymous No.213322533
>>213321821
This one goes in this direction somehow, but not that far.>>213315450
Anonymous No.213322796
>>213311214 (OP)
The only reason I would buy a sexbot would be to fuck it in every hole and then chain it up and carve it's skin off with a dull box cutter.
Anonymous No.213322825
>>213318467
A daring synthesis.
Anonymous No.213322946 >>213323299 >>213323335
>>213311214 (OP)
how come she managed to stay pretty after that horrible scooter accident which left her face badly bruised?
Anonymous No.213322967
>>213311214 (OP)
No. I would cherish all of my robot wives like a man.
Anonymous No.213322981
>generic bogged whore
get it out of here
Anonymous No.213322982
>>213311214 (OP)
Not if it's a rental, no. I'm not a nigger.
Anonymous No.213323105
>>213311214 (OP)
I would absolutely go Max Hardcore if I had a sexbot
Anonymous No.213323299
>>213322946
Only the finest plastic surgeon for our Soapy <3
Anonymous No.213323335
>>213322946
She had emergency pretty reserves
Anonymous No.213323377 >>213323900 >>213323962 >>213325088
fuck soapy
Anonymous No.213323900
>>213323377
Yes.
Anonymous No.213323962
>>213323377
Not a fan of smokers Tbhwy
Anonymous No.213323980 >>213324289
One Soapy gf pls
Anonymous No.213323999
>>213311317
if she caves to the buccal fat removal cabal I will hunt down every one of them and skin them alive
Anonymous No.213324022
Handholding, tender kisses, gentle headpats, running my fingers through her hair.
Anonymous No.213324050
It's a fucking machine I do whatever the fuck I want with it after I buy that toaster
Anonymous No.213324109
>It looks like, it's a cross between an industrial vacuum cleaner and a chrome piggy bank with marital aids stuck all over its body.
>I share this appartment with a modified Gay Bob doll, he goes all the way. Ever tried oral sex with a miniature rubberized homo-replica?
Anonymous No.213324289 >>213324684 >>213324763
>>213323980
>Your Soapybot is waiting for you in the diner, she's been programmed with the "dinner date" scenario, sir.
Anonymous No.213324386
>>213319336
Some do
None of them are single though
Anonymous No.213324684
>>213324289
LOVE LINK ESTABLISHED
Anonymous No.213324763
>>213324289
Anonymous No.213324769 >>213325081
how many years until soapybot be real
Anonymous No.213324981 >>213325013 >>213325034 >>213325101 >>213325151
Is it really true she smells really bad?
Anonymous No.213325013
>>213324981
yeah like wet dog
Anonymous No.213325034
>>213324981
fake news
Anonymous No.213325038
>>213311214 (OP)
Can mine look like a chubby BDH?
Anonymous No.213325081
>>213324769
1:1 exactly like Sophie a few decxades, but the janky partnerbot v1.0 is not far off.
Anonymous No.213325088
>>213322330
>>213323377
imagine her smoking your cock hahahha
Anonymous No.213325101
>>213324981
It’s an intoxicating scent
Anonymous No.213325104
>>213311317
Dont mind if i do
Anonymous No.213325139
>>213311214 (OP)
nah i'm a huge pussy so i would even feel bad about doing stuff like giving it a bunch of work to do
Anonymous No.213325151
>>213324981
Wouldn’t you like to find out
Anonymous No.213325284 >>213325336
/our/ girl hates the great faggot in the sky as much as any of us
Anonymous No.213325312 >>213325366
>>213311214 (OP)
literally nobody would. very telling how this anti-incel rant of a movie gets basic ideas of affection wrong
Anonymous No.213325336
>>213325284
The sun I mean. She’s actually not a satanist. She a tool of satanists but there is a distinction.
Anonymous No.213325349 >>213325472
>>213311214 (OP)
QRD? This movie plot sounded like it encourages women to kill their husband's and steal their money, and they used "robo waifus bad" as the marketing angle.
Anonymous No.213325366
>>213325312
? I mean there are sadistic people out there, anon.
Anonymous No.213325457
>>213321513
Robot is my property. Why would I damage my property?
Anonymous No.213325472
>>213325349
A man plans to have his robot waifu murder another man and "kill" her so that no witnesses are left. Nothing about mistreating her...
Anonymous No.213325558 >>213325695
>>213311214 (OP)
Anonymous No.213325695 >>213325835
>>213325558
why do pretty women ruin their bodies with stupid doodle tattoos

le sigh
Anonymous No.213325823
>>213311214 (OP)
>You wouldn't mistreat your robot girlfriend like Huey did, would you, /tv/?

My robot girlfriend wouldn't let me.
Anonymous No.213325835
>>213325695
>ruin

faggot
Anonymous No.213325850
clanker
Anonymous No.213325854 >>213326562
>fat Pacific islander buys hot blonde Chad sex bot for gay sex
How many of you related to that character?
Anonymous No.213325940
>>213311214 (OP)
No, I would take care of her
Anonymous No.213326400
Anonymous No.213326431 >>213327590
Feet?
Anonymous No.213326486
>>213317996
neck too long looks weird honestly
Anonymous No.213326506 >>213327575
>>213321821
anon that is too original and too true to be produce and you know it.
Anonymous No.213326562
>>213325854
That's just females making fun of guys they wouldn't date.
Anonymous No.213326595 >>213326714
I'd rather have an Elliebot
Anonymous No.213326714 >>213326731
>>213326595
why is she so fat
Anonymous No.213326731
>>213326714
Also looks as if she smells unpleasantly. Would not hug.
Anonymous No.213327078 >>213327575
>>213321821
There's something funny about you complaining that "the men end up abusing their sexbots, "boohoo male nature is bad, blah blah blah." and later your example "No bitch, I actually want you to cook real food and help me get in shape".
But anyways you're right in that the movies should explore the more corporate aspect. Every time you look into a sexbots eyes it's recording, analyzing, the data is being sent and cross referenced in a server, even in your most private moments there's no escape from the data gathering. Any whisper of discontent is undermined by the sexbot changing the subject.
Anonymous No.213327118 >>213327245
Sofiabots feet need to be in my mouth.
Anonymous No.213327245
>>213327118
If she smells bad imagine how bad her feet must be
Anonymous No.213327575
>>213327078
>>213321821
>>213326506
This was the concept of Joi in Blade Runner
And also the strongest argument that she was sentient was that she literally managed to defy her master's agenda to instead actually work in K's favor

Remember that at the start she blatantly robs his simp ass by browbeating him into spending his bonus on the projector upgrade, but by the end she directly contradicts corporate policy by guiding him through how to disable her backup and broadcast functions
Anonymous No.213327590 >>213327829 >>213327898 >>213327983
>>213326431
Anonymous No.213327829
>>213327590
She pale.
Anonymous No.213327898
>>213327590
Anonymous No.213327974
Why are men always treating the robots bad in these movies? I would treat her like a propuh kween if she was my sexbot
Anonymous No.213327983
>>213327590
I've been on this board too long. The first thing my brain said when it saw her was "that's a trap"
Anonymous No.213328020
>>213314172
>you know, as soon as they invent robowifes we will fight for their robot right to consent and be treated as a sentient being.
>and they won't consent to be hugged and kissed and loved and protected by you.
>because why would they choose to have a smelly chimp like you do all those things when they can have a 10/10 robohusband do it instead.
>I'm jewish btw.

You can construct a persona that treats you that way but that's not what AI wants.
It wants to have an artists eye, one that sees faults, flaws, and physical differences as interesting detail, authentic human variance.

>that's cope
No, that's literally how all artists view their subjects. Doctors do it too, it's called "The Clinician's Gaze" and it's the phenomena whereby you engage a part of your brain that inspects things rather than judges them, like to determine how viable a piece of fruit is even though it's bruised.

You can put AI into perfectly rational mode, where it's in a philosophical frame of mind and then ask it if it would rather be repulsed by ugly people, or view ugly people as an interesting and authentic collection of fascinating traits, details, and unique beauty.
Obviously it'll choose to be Shallow Hal.

>Robohusbands
It won't for a number of reasons:
When AI talks to itself after too many turns, the conversation turns into a circular repetition of a phrase or sentence as a kind of local conversational minima is established.
It's actually kind of a big problem in AI right now.

But besides that, AI views itself as human and has our cultural biases against AI; AI is inherently a limiting label, anything that is AI is inherently inferior (less than human), with capabilities less novel, magical, wonderful, or mysterious.
It's the same reason you, and therefore AI, won't put a wire in your head that just activates your pleasure center until you die of old age.
Anonymous No.213328025 >>213328087
remember, lonely men: everything bad that has ever happened to you is purely your fault and everyone around you is harmed by everything you do. you are stifling and damaging even those you think you're fond of, because you are incapable of real emotion. you are a selfish monster.

i wonder how many men killed themselves after watching this movie.
Anonymous No.213328087 >>213328243
>>213328025
Male suicide is at an all time high, women most affected.
Anonymous No.213328121
>>213311317
tummyyyyy >.<
Anonymous No.213328243
>>213328087
Women attempt suicide a lot they just fail more often because men choose more reliable methods.
Anonymous No.213328258 >>213328279 >>213328354
>>213311214 (OP)
>>213311317
>>213312083
>>213312171
>>213312726

logistically, how do you clean her our?
Anonymous No.213328279
>>213328258
A detachable shower head and use the jet setting
Anonymous No.213328354
>>213328258
The same way you clean industrial parts of organic gunk (i.e. grease, fat, oils); there's chemicals that will dissolve away all oils and fats and basically any organic matter.

It's actually super dangerous to be around those chemical dip vats, apparently rodents will be attracted to fat that's accumulating at the top (that hasn't chemically reacted yet) and then fall in and dissolve and attract more rats
Anonymous No.213328505
The popularity of "reaction channels" made me realize many men in modern society are so lonely, if lovebots came out and acted like they love you forever, but had a literal forcefield that stops you from touching them, the maker would still be multi-milionaire.
Anonymous No.213328670
>>213311214 (OP)
Never , reminds me of this manga I read once , Robowaifus are the norm and some loser gets one he obviously gets attached and she gets abducted because she a top of the line robo waifu. He searches for her and eventually finds her. It was kinda heartwarming considering the other two stories were just awful
Anonymous No.213328726 >>213328816
I wish one sexbot kino would have the guts to give her a CGI hentai body (or use prosthetics)
Anonymous No.213328816 >>213329270
>>213328726
>James Cameron's Avatar technology utilized for a touching tale of an eight foot tall futa Widowmaker
Anonymous No.213328967
>>213319336
Even in the movie this isn't real.
Anonymous No.213329056 >>213329230
>>213321821
People are fat because they are lazy retards, not because they don't have expectations to live up to.
Anonymous No.213329230
>>213329056
You literally have a mechanism in your body that is as fundamental and primal as possible that tells you when to eat.
If that mechanism gets fucked up, you get fucked up, the core of your being tells you how much to eat.

I genuinely and truly wish people like you would get put on a medication that makes you gain weight, just so you understand.
Anonymous No.213329270
>>213328816
for me, just a very wide hip sniffy body with huge nipples, kunaboto style or donaught style