WHY IS HE STILL POSTIN

WHY HE GOING GLOBAL?

LEMME ASKUSUMTIN RIGG WHO'S GONNA PROTECT LORI WHEN YOU'RE NAPPING

THAT'S HIS IP RANGE BLOCKED
WHY IS HE STILL POSTIN

Tell me about your baby /tv/

>>213312568
is he beatboxing?

Post local

Just woke up from my nap, what did I miss?

>>213312568
That hat is way too small. He should be able to pull it down over his ears.

Season 1 and 2 were so good.

>>213312194 (OP)
>RUNS UPSTAIRS
>RUNS BACK DOWN STAIRS

Listen up.


I'm not like these other clowns out here, alright? I burn local. I'm talkin' hand-split oak from Jerry's Backyard Timber Lot off Route 17. Not some big-box, mass-produced, chemically-soaked, pre-cut, shrink-wrapped pine nonsense, man. That ain't me. That's not how I was raised.

I got a guy, right? I got a firewood guy. He's got rough hands, drinks coffee from a Thermos that smells like diesel fuel, and he calls me "boss" even though I tell him not to. That's real. That's authentic.

And I don't burn in no prefab fire pit you get from a catalog, okay? I built mine. With my own two hands.
...And a Task Rabbit named Caleb. But I supervised. I supervised hard. I was out there. Gloves on. Patagonia fleece zipped halfway up. Grindin'.


You ever start a fire in the rain? No? Then don't talk about struggle. I was out there last Thursday. Drizzle. 63 degrees. No wind cover. I still lit that match. You think you know pressure? Try igniting damp kindling with artisanal strike-anywheres while a date watches from the porch with a glass of chilled Tempranillo.

I'm not out here for clout, alright? I'm not burnin' for the 'Gram.
I don't need no fire-filter. This ain't about aesthetics.
This is about honor.
This is about grit. This is about bein' a real one.

You think I post my firewood stack online?
Hell no. That stack's for me.
It's crooked, yeah. A little wobbly. But it's honest. It's built with love. And with the help of my landscape architect, Ron, who honestly gets me.

I don't need to prove nothin' to nobody.

>>213312194 (OP)
Freeze global

Burn Local means you just keep it real because you’re a real one because you are real not because you try to be real but you’re a real one from day one and you keep it local (aka burn local) by staying true to your real ones aka your homies and other locals in the same town you came up in never forgetting your past no matter what happens

Post times you acted like a shot caller?

I'm burning calories at my local gym. I'm finally becoming a real one.

>>213312194 (OP)
>>213312568
He really looks like Fred Ward sometimes

>make 1 lil fun post on /v/
>YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM ALL BAORDS FOR 3 DAYS NO YOU CANT APPEAL THIS BAN YOU POSTED A REPLY IN A TROLL THREAD WITH 500 OTHER REPLIES FUCK YOU!
Didn't all the mods get doxed and the site shut down for 11 days due to this shit? Mods take 4chan way to serious. Anything short of illegal material shouldn't constitute a 3 day ban on all boards what the fuck. I ain't serving out that ban.