Thread 213312944

>I want ten million dollars a year for the rest of my life
Jesus, why did he shoot so high? Why not just a million a year?

>I want a pair of supergirls used panties
Was Lucian right in rejecting his offer?

>>213313003
Mid as fuck

>>213313003
are you trying to become gay

>>213312944 (OP)
I rewatched this recently and KEK Lucius response wasn't
>You moron think this billionaire baby fucking russian ballerinas is the batman? xD lmao good luck
instead it was
>You wanna threaten the man who gets military grade weapons and beats criminals to a pulp every night? Good luck paco
as an intimidation threat! Why did my kid brain remember it differently? Lucius is such a fucker for going with the threatening line; and somehow I am still supposed to like him after that? the noble "this is to much power" uncle Tom?

Fuck this movie. Totally changed how I view this film that as a kid I absolutely loved. Never going to revisit a childhood favorite just because of /tv/ shilling.

>>213313003
>chipotle gomez

>>213313231
Must suck when your trash bait s doesn't work

>>213313974
yeah... but its not bait. I just exaggerated my reaction to this scene.

>>213312944 (OP)
I watched this one the other day and was kind of confused by his subplot. It seemed like a waste of time and didn't amount to anything. When it first came out my theory was they were trying to set him up as the Riddler or something (Mister Reese, Mysteries) but of course that didn't happen and all it amounted to in the movie was "I want to blackmail you" and Lucious is like "lol no" and that's all there is to it. So what's the point? You could have shaved a few minutes off the run time by just deleting that character

>>213313231
he actual response should've been
>you got proofs, retard?

>>213315098
There was also the bit where he was going to expose him to stop the joker, and the joker changed his mind and wanted him killed. Showed how changeable and uninterested in results the joker was. But yeah, it’s a Nolan movie so mostly it’s just shit writing.

>>213315098
Are you dumb? The entire movie is about Batman getting exposed and whether his secret is worth having people killed for. The ultimate answer is that Gotham is too fucked for the truth, and can only be saved by elaborate lies (framing Harvey as a saint and blaming Batman for his death).

>>213315098
It was to build up the Patriot Act surveillance technology plot (which Lucius didnt know about) that is hecking immoral and no righteous person would ever use and obviously the whole blowing up a hospital thing; maybe you were on your phone for those 5 minutes.

>>213315185
>the joker changed his mind and wanted him killed. Showed how changeable and uninterested in results the joker was.
The joker wanted everyone in the city to start a 1971 Paris Commune with looting and murdering.

>>213312944 (OP)
Bats was a billionaire. Blackmailing him for 10 mil was like blackmailing you for $1.

>>213312944 (OP)
Look at the state of him. He is a norwoodong manlet with buck teeth and sub-mid face. The only chance he has at scoring with 10/10 girls is by pocketing 10m a year. He also might have shot high to settle on a lower price.

>I want to blackmail him
>Let me get this right, you think Mr. Wayne is a ruthless vigilante, and you want to blackmail him?
>I must have misspoken Mr. Lucius. I want to black male him. Yes, like you, a black male. I want to become the missing half of his sex life. It doesn't matter if he prefers to be top or bottom - I'll be there. I'll be his black male. I want to make sure that when Mr. Wayne comes back from a hard day of crimefighting, there's someone waiting for him on the bed. And it will be me, under a thick ebony makeup and ready to roleplay. He can be the plantation master and I'll be his buck, or I can be his bull and he'll be my cuck. Mr. Lucius, please convey this message to Mr. Wayne: He doesn't have to fight the Joker alone any longer. Here's my contact number.

>>213313231
Magical negro

>>213312944 (OP)
Best riddlers
Forever > Mr. Reese > classic Paul Dano

>>213312944 (OP)
I want free Coco Pops for 6 months.

>>213316783
Finna get some coco puffs now

>>213316739
un.....sanctioned....