>2 days

Is that a 5G tower?!

>>213313992
welcome to the future, pal!

If the writing isn't good I'm not watching past the first episode. The animation already looks fucking terrible

>>213313931 (OP)
Boomhauer get ipad

>King of the Hill, but with (insert contemporary tech bullshit)
this is going to suck so hard

>>213314132
They did the same thing with futurama and it was inoffensively average

>bobby isn't perpetually seething and coping on an anonymous chinese cartoon internet forum all day
maybe the boy is somewhat right

>>213313931 (OP)
Dale get VR

yes but worse writing and animation

all eps drop on sunday?

>>213315367
I think hulu does 1 a week

>>213315473

>>213313931 (OP)
Yup

>>213313931 (OP)
>Hank refuses to give in to modern slop
Based.

I don't have Hulu.
I hate how you gotta have a dozen subscriptions to tv services just to watch shit these days. Jews gotta make a buck!

>>213315623
If you have friends, you just use each other's shit. I pay for zero subscriptions, I just use my friends' and gf's.

If I didn't, I would just go back to torrenting. I will never pay for sloppa.

>>213315500
my body is ready

>It's a Peggy buys an NFT episode

>It's a bill becomes a vtuber episode

>it's a Bobby gets catfished on tinder episode

>>213313931 (OP)
I've been watching the original run for the the first time in years. I'm only up to season four but I'm now pretty sure that King of the Hill is the best animated comedy ever written by some distance.

>>213315917
The drop off in quality from season 5 to 6 is staggering though. And then Lucky is introduced. Jesus Christ.

if I see ONE black person

>>213315956
Good news, Keith David voices a new black neighbor.

>>213315956
There's one in the intro, kek.

>>213315956
the original had several jognoggers though?

>>213315956
Your mom's boyfriends need some representation, anon

>Dale VA dead
>Luanne VA dead
>Redcorn VA dead
Its over

>>213316621
they can AI them

>>213316639
Soulless and would never watch something like that

>>213316621
>forgetting based Chuck

>>213316621
>Lucky VA dead
>Chuck Mangione dead
>Dennis Burkley (voiced multiple characters) dead
>No Cotton
>No Tilly
>No Ladybird

What was the fucking point in bringing this back?

>>213315875
lmao love this episode

>>213316651
I will and so will others.

>>213316740
>Chuck Mangione dead
>Died: 22 July 2025
damn

>Bill gets tricked by an AI girlfriend
>sends her $12k in Home Depot gift cards
>still defends her
>“She gets me, Hank… she gets me”

>Peggy joins a “parents against AI tutors” group
>becomes the leader
>starts livestreaming herself teaching
accidentally says slur in Spanish
>goes viral

Bobby comes home from college
brings partner named River
they/them
nonbinary, majoring in digital ceramics
Hank tries to shake their hand
River goes for a hug
“Huhuhuh okay”

⸻

dinner time
Hank: “Pass the rolls, Rachel”
table goes silent
River: “It’s River”
Bobby looks like he just got benched
Peggy gasps like someone died

⸻

Hank spends rest of the night in garage
talking to propane tank
“I called it LP-36 for 12 years. Now it wants to be… FlameX?!”

⸻

Dale says River is a MKUltra plant
starts wearing mirrored goggles
“They’re tracking emotions through pronouns, Hank!”

⸻

Bill tries coming out as “fluid”
actually just spilled ranch dressing
cries anyway

⸻

Boomhauer fully chill
“dang ol’ respect yo vibe man River run deep ya know what I’m sayin”

⸻

BBQ scene
Hank grills a burger to exact temp
calls River “Rachel” again
River stands up
Hank: “I don’t understand all this… but I respect heat. And I respect you.”
offers the burger

⸻

River sits back down
calls it “based”
Peggy calls Dale “she” on accident
Dale files a civil suit

⸻

end credits roll over Dale representing himself in court
“Your honor, I identify as correct.”

>>213316878
kino

>>213316935
good morning

>Dale gets ahold of the Epstein list
>the guys' worldview is in shambles upon learning that Trump, Biden, Bush, Clinton, and Reagan are pedos

>>213313931 (OP)
bobby get genderflud girlfriend

>>213313931 (OP)
>hank get ipad

>Hank orders an oil filter for his truck on Amazon
>they send him the wrong one
>they give him a refund and tell him there’s no need to send it back, he can just keep it
>he gets irrationally angry that Amazon is subverting the concept of refunds / returns and has undeservedly been given something he doesn’t want or need for free
>spends half the episode going through the pajeet call center circus demanding instructions on where to return the part
>everyone tells him to just throw it in the garbage but he pontificates about the waste and excess of modern throwaway culture
>he tries mailing it himself to Amazon’s corporate HQ and its refused / returned to sender
>served with a restraining order to not mail anything to Amazon ever again unless they authorize it
>tries finding someone on craigslist who has the car right for the part, turns into a solicitation for gay sex
>he forces Bobby to accompany him on a road trip to a fulfillment center 4 hours away
>gives the oil filter to some warehouse wagie having a vape break outside
>walks away satisfied that he’s completed the refund / return cycle as God intended
>wagie shrugs and throws the box in a trash can
>3 months later its shown floating in the pacific garbage patch

>>213315367
>>213315473
good... i loathe binge watching culture. my friends "watch" a whole season of w/e then when I start discussing about an event they're completed clueless. they say it's in the moment and doesn't matter if they remember or not

>>213316812
Dont care. Im not a subhuman so i wont.

>>213318282
seething artist lol we’re all watchin and you got mad!

>>213313931 (OP)
Hank get iPad.

>>213316812
based lol

>>213316621
>"They burned my house down, because I'm gay"

bill suicide

>>213316812
you're a fag and so are others.

>Connie's in an open relationship with Chane Wasonasong
>Obviously setting up for Connie and Bobby to get together
>Bobby will be getting Big Dick Chane's sloppy seconds

Also what are the chances of the surprise revelation that the Hill's had another kid and it's been kept from the trailers? There was that one little arc in S3 where they said they wanted more kids.

>>213319824
>twelve adopted arab children

>bobby dates a Vegan
>Again
Did they forget they already did this

>>213315917
It's incredibly formulaic but it's very good. In terms of consistency it doesn't even get meh until S8

>>213313931 (OP)
Its already got 100% from critics.

>Now Hank I'm not a professional psychologist but I AM an amateur psychologist
I really hope Peggy hasn't changed at all.

>>213319862
Buddhists are so bush era lol

>>213315875
>why are you calling me Bill? I'm Sushi Tokyo

>>213319962

>>213315917
Good man it truly is one of the greatest

>>213319795
You can stay mad but VO isn’t that hard to do lil brown zoomerito.

>>213319987
>takes spaghetti recipe
>adds 1 tbsp orange juice
>”MY spaPeggy and meatballs!”

>>213321128
>the voice acting is why it will be shit

>>213313931 (OP)
Always hated that he stopped Beavis and Butthead for this dumbass show.
At least the modern seasons of Beavis and Butthead are actually good. This show looks as bad as it always was.

>>213321563
>high school
b&b
>adulthood
koth

>>213316651
No one asked.

>>213313931 (OP)
>5G tower
>e-scooter
>iPad
>app delivery
>VR
>drone
>vape
I think they overdid it a little.

God dangit Bobby I don't care that I live in Saudi Arabia now for some reason I'm still mailing in my ballot. That's how Joe Biden was elected Bwwah. Client list heck you should see Buck Stricklands client list awhuahuaw awhua. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>213315956
>One of the new neighbors who has moved into the old Hill house is Brian Robertson, a Black man voiced by Keith David. While the Hills move back into their old house, Brian is still around, joining Hank in the alley with his pals.

>rick and morty writers
>velma writers

>>213324667
Goliath has a house instead of a rooftop? Good for him, dun let Thanatos get you down owo

>its a peggy gets creampied by kahn episode

>>213314071
incredible how will this date the series forever

>>213313931 (OP)
I saw the commercial for it. Bobby's daily a purple haired zoomette

>>213324667
why is Bill black?

>>213313931 (OP)
>bobby's gay
>connie had 2 kids and is divorced, her ex husband is white and has remarried a white girl
>bill's dead (alcoholism, what a life!)
>john redcorn's dead (killed by dale)
>dale's in prison
>hank's retired and spends all day mowing his lawn, taking pills and falling asleep in front of the TV, sometimes pissing his pants when he does
>peggy's showing early signs of dementia, forgetting things, faces, but it's not serious enough for people to really notice yet
>boomhower made millions on bitcorn and now lives in Hawaii
sorry for any spoilers

>>213316825
He got out before the embarassment could set in.

>>213313931 (OP)
>What if MegaLo Mart got a, get this, app!
>Haha, yeah! And, get this, DRONE delivery!
>Surely Hank will be abstaining from this new technology, right haha.
>YEAH! Hes looking at the viewer like "sheeeesh, the future, right?"
>Haha and Dale gets VR and tapes instead of smoking (EWWWW, smoking is soooo cap)
>Boomhauer get iPad and rental scooter
Fuck me this is going to be gay as fuck isn't it.

>>213324667
like half of Laos had moved into Arlen by the end of the show

>hillslop
grow up

I've been watching this show for the first time ever and it's made me realize I had an emotionally distant father lol. My dad would have never told me which ladder to choose if I wanted to kiss my Asian-American girlfriend over a newly-constructed fence. He would've just yelled at me.

>>213313931 (OP)
I have never tucked in my shirt except during formal occasions. Is this an actual Texas thing or are there animator reasons to draw them like this?

>>213326451
>during formal occasions
I mean most of them are just coming off of work