Personally I'd starve Warwick Davis. It should not take too long given his size. Make him stick thin and so feeble. Then I would feign pity and serve him a plate of delicious char siu meat, with rich, sticky sauce, perfect pancakes, refreshing drinks... go all out. Give that little bastard a banquet. Watch him greedily devour the meat. His lips, teeth, and fingers sticky with the sauce as he throws manners and decorum out of the window in a mad rush to satiate himself. Then, when he's satisfied and feels thing are looking up, I shall reveal he has not been feasting on char siu pork but... char siu Harrison Davis. Yes, I will have ensured Warwick Davis greedily gobbled up the flesh of his mutant son that I butchered after growing bored with torturing him. As the tears well up in his eyes and he refuses to belief me, I shall let out a truly evil, bone chilling laugh and upend the contents of a box I'll have near me; it will be the mangled remains of his son. His legs gone, his skin flayed, castrated, eyes missing, his fingers and arms broken, and head twisted around. That is what I would do to that little bastard. The louder he screams and cries in anguish, the louder and more evil my cackle becomes. Hell, it may just kill me because I'll be struggling to breath as I'll be laughing so hard. I will then loop the footage of his son being raped by a dog, tortured, and then butchered by me 24/7 at maximum volume. This is the fate that awaits you, you vile little goblin.
It wasn't funny the first time what made you think it would be different this time?
I can stand by this, op for once is a funny good guy.
>>213316047 (OP)I'm not op and i find this funny haha
You know how much effort it takes to come up with a good midget joke? Surprisingly very little.
Remember that time he got a parking ticket so phoned a Daily Record journalist to come over and photograph it claiming discrimination lmao
>>213316047 (OP)No imagination. I’d subject him to growth hormone treatments and bone lengthening surgeries until he was normal size. Imagine the proportions. He’d have slenderman legs and arms on a torso that looks like a bowling ball. He’d be Mike Wachowski.
>>213316047 (OP)all of this but for donald trump
>>213316255Wait that’s not really his car, is it? It’s people-sized.
>>213316047 (OP)That's disgusting. What is wrong with you?
>>213316047 (OP)I’d do the opposite. I’d make him so fat he is as round as he is tall. The perfect ball for midge bowling.
>>213316047 (OP)Imagine a super monkey ball game where you don’t play as a monkey in a ball but instead it’s Warwick Davis
Just so you guys know, warwick's lawsuit against us was dropped. When the bailiff called for all to rise the Judge had Warwick taken into custody for contempt.
>>213316047 (OP)I wrote this pasta in 2019 when hungover in my college room. Somebody can correct me but I think that means I started the Warwickposting era of 2019-2020
>original 'kick' pasta was about Verne Troyer and the tormenting a famous midge one initially not about anybody specific>somebody adapted them to be about warwick, he bitched like a dumb boomer on twitter when brought to his attention by somebody>I make this one in responseWarwickposting was funny because so many anons wrote extremely verbose/eloquent paragraphs - many underrated gems like the fly trap one. Initially pasta writers were torturing him with glee - being the villain but being unapologetic about it. Eventually they evolved to taking the stance that Warwick is the villain and the tortures were righetous.
>>213318174>>213316423And as it's my pasta originally I'll clarify I have dyslexia. Well spoken in-person but I make such stupid errors when writing. Exacerbated by the fact that I rarely ever proofread.
