Thread 213316682

Could a matchup movie between him and Jason actually work? To be honest I think the quality on average of the Saw movies is pretty high and it could help rescue Friday the 13th from being a dead series where the quality on average is pretty low. They would also have a cool versus dynamic. What other versus matchups would you like to see in theaters (with the stipulation that any versus matchup you suggest has to be economically viable)?

>>213316682 (OP)
Jason can't die but is also retarded. What would Jigsaw even do with him?

>>213316709
umm.. probably something with water

>>213316709
He dies in every movie except Freddy vs. Jason basically and even that is debatable. You could still have him die for a satisfying narrative conclusion. Also Saw's iconic villain would kick his ass.

>>213316734
You just know that Jigsaw would work up some insane traps to test Jason.

Jigsaw is really gay, just throw that faghot puppet in a trashcan lol

Jason is a supernatural being that always comes back

>>213317243
Jason gets bodied by teenage girls in most of his movies.

>>213317269
After he slaughters a whole group of them

>>213317338
anyone can do that

Even at his most fantastical (X, etc.) I always thought Jason lacked Concept.

>>213316821
>This nigga retarded

>>213317737
Which of the top 5 slasher villains demonstrate Concept the best?

>old geriatric fuck in a pig mask tries to sneak up behind jason and inject him with sleepy juice
>it has no effect
>jason turns around and punches his head off
how is this even a conversation?

>>213317866
1. Jigsaw
2. Freddy
3. Ghostface
4. Chucky
5. Norman Bates

>>213318100
Hard to argue with that. I think somewhere along the way horror writers and directors have lost the art of Concept.

>>213318100
>>213318400
Depressingly true. Also nice doubling up on the double 0s. Fucking hit 'em with it.

>>213316709
>Jigsaw voice explains convoluted trap to Jason
>Jason sits quietly, does nothing
>long pause
>voice again explains convoluted trap to Jason
>Jason sits quietly, does nothing
>Is the FUCKING audio broken? Did we OD him on the FUCKING drugs?
>Goes to check on Jason
>Jason pops up, twists Jigsaw's head off, strolls out to freedom
LOLJASONWINS.JPG

>>213317962
>>213318465
Your guys knowledge of the movies and the genre is such a fake costume that you don't even know that Jason gets sedated for a long time with tranquilizers in Freddy vs. Jason. And the idea that Jigsaw wouldn't hit him with more powerful tranquilizer than that is so stupid that you just expose yourselves even further.

>>213318604
It's clear those shitters got shitted by their own lack of knowledge and are too embarrassed to post again. Dweebs.

>>213318604
>it was okay when it was lazily written crossover slop 20 years ago so my fanfiction slop is still good too!
give it a rest

>>213319645
Freddy vs. Jason is well written and directed. Less slop than some previous installments in the two respective franchises.

>>213319645
It's clear from the way you post that you don't have a thought in your head.

>>213317093
>traps to test Jason.
He just walks straight through the brick wall and rips someone in half.
Besides, his weakness to water isn't some character flaw, its the spiritual medium that created him.
If jigsaw really wanted to test someone it should have been jasons mom.
>Pamela, you spend decades of your life plotting murder and revenge of children completely unrelated to the tragedy of losing your son
>but you never took a walk around the lake to find the creepy shack chunk had been living in the whole time
>Now you will be forced to choose... walk across this treadmill of razorblades to save your son or let him suffer for your revenge

>>213316682 (OP)
Jigsaw was always the name of the man, not the toy (at least in the books)

>>213319907
Jason routinely gets beat by people with rudimentary planning skills. He would have a really hard time going up against Saw's iconic villain.

>>213320222
Woah. He could really help elevate F13.

It would be crazy if they do try to do a versus movie with him to try to save M3gan after M3gan 2.0 was Mfloppin'2.0 at the box office.

They just don't make horror versus movies like they used to.

>Cuz it's a bittersweet symphony this life
>And I'm a million different people from one day to the next

>>213316682 (OP)
>the quality on average of the Saw movies is pretty high

>>213318604
you're just upset because your lame husbando nigsaw would get his ass blasted

Why does /tv/ overrate jigsaw so heavily? Saw is such a magnet for brown sudaca powerlevelfags.

>>213316682 (OP)
Getting Jason into the trap would be the hard part for Jigsaw, things like the reverse bear trap are out of the question. If Jigsaw has to touch Jason it's over Jason wins 100% of the time, I don't think sedatives work on him.
the FBI were able to bait Jason into a trap in Goes to Hell, I assume Jigsaw and his associates would be able to lure Jason into a Saw 2 style trap house.
Jason is just not going to play the game it's a bad match up.
Human Michael Myers would be a better versus match up for Jigsaw, since he can reason if he has to, and also has enough pain tolerance to bully his way through traps and Jigsaw wouldn't be instantly merced coming in arms reach of Michael.

>>213323505
You're literally describing Jason

>>213324204
Sedatives clearly work on him as per FvJ. He can also be clearly concussed and knocked out as shown in other movies from the F13 series.

>>213316682 (OP)
Jason is too fucking stupid to even get most of the Jigsaw traps. He's just gonna stare at whatever contraption he is presented with like an ass. He also is a fucking zombie or something so I don't think he would even be that bothered by shit like digging in his eyeballs. It's going to be like my sex life: a confusing mess, unsatisfying for everyone involved.

>>213323505
It's just one faggot

>>213325871
I can tell you for a fact that's not true because I personally post about him.

>>213326246
It's crazy how people get pissed about actual good content when there is so much astoturfed fishslop and streamingshit on this board. People's heads are either completely fucked or they are themselves the marketers.

>>213316682 (OP)
Jason is immortal and has legit superhuman strength. Wtf is Jigsaw supposed to do with him?

>>213327258
What a stupid take.

Imagine the versus.

>>213328290
It would be insane to see the machinations of Jigsaw against the machine of Death.

>>213325753
I still don't like like 85 lbs Amanda or 85 year old Johns chances in getting Jason sedated, and Jason is just going to break whatever trap they're going to put him in.

>>213328988
Jigsaw can literally be dead and plan to fuck you up 20 years in the future.p

>>213318422
Thanks. Ha. You're not so bad yourself. Real recognize real. Rock.