Now that the dust has settled, what did /tv/ really think of this?

>>213317314 (OP)
I really wanna go see this with my dad.

>>213317388
do it anon you'll both have fun

>>213317388
Its a fun watch, with the right crowd it would be more than worth it

I have never watched spoof/parody movies in theatres and I enjoyed it more because the crowd was also getting all the humor

I might go watch it today. I haven't been to the theater since the Super Mario Bros movie

>>213317399
>>213317443
Cool. My dad loves these movies and airplane, and I watched them recently, and when I told him he was happy. And since my stepmother hates this kind of humor, should be a fun time.

>>213317314 (OP)
Yeah there's some funny jokes in there but it's a cheap-looking, borderline incompetently-directed movie with depressing to look at geriatric leads half-assedly clowning around.
For a project that,s been in development for like 15 years, I'm surprised this is the end result.

>>213317623
>Yeah there's some funny jokes in there but it's a cheap-looking, borderline incompetently-directed movie with depressing to look at geriatric leads half-assedly clowning around.
Its respecting the original movies that way

>>213317314 (OP)
Don’t know. I haven’t seen it and won’t. Even if it has the funniest jokes in a comedy film of the last 10 years, it can NEVER hold a candle to the originals. Enjoy your reboot/gay sequel, nigger faggots. Pic related is probably funnier than the entire movie.

>>213317314 (OP)
The shilling for this movie is disgusting.
>g-guyz it's the only comedy rite n-now, p-please watch it so the comedy mafia from retards like Ben Stiller, Jack Black, Adam Sandler, etc. can keep stealing money with their low effort comedies.

>>213317658
I see your point but Leslie Nielsen's performance was much more enthusiastic and energetic than Liam's, and Priscilla much more appealing than Pamela.

>>213317314 (OP)
Looks gay as fuck. Have little to no interest in wanting to see it.

The actors are good and funny, but the way it's filmed makes it less funny than it could be. The cinematography really takes away some of the humor somehow. I'm not sure how to explain it.
But Neeson and Anderson are good. But the score, the cinematography, the way it's cut and paced are a little bit wrong. A little bit wrong can really harm comedies.

>>213318184
Yeah, don't know why they went for flaring everything. The police station being bathed by artificial yellow glow was the one I noticed most.
The editing felt very compressed, the scenes are never allowed to play at a normal pace, all the moments are isolated and cut breathlessly one after the other.
And a lot of shots felt like they were in a studio covered in green-screen to key in stock footage shots.
This director did Hot Rod almost 20 years ago, which from a directing standpoint always seemed quite fine to me, so perhaps it boils down to the traditional issues of analog vs digital cinematography, and not having the budget and schedule to go out in the real world to film real stunts or in real locations.

>>213318184
>But Neeson and Anderson are good. But the score, the cinematography, the way it's cut and paced are a little bit wrong. A little bit wrong can really harm comedies.
I think its not the cinematagrophy, they were trying to do some stuff in theor own style while mostly mimicing the originals. So they neither could reach the original nor do something new

But I still thought it was a decent watch some of the jokes were done well. Though a lot o jokes felt like they were cut a bit too short like it needed better punchlines

Horrible casting

>>213317314 (OP)
No ZAZ, no watch.

>>213317740
just 2025 Hollywood dragging up corpses from the bottom of the sea like Neeson to play a middle aged part.

>>213317314 (OP)
Just got back from it. It gave me a very hearty chuckle throughout, though I feel the second half wasn't as strong as the first. Glad it was a nice and short movie and not bloated to 2 hours.

look for marketing shit head keywords:
>actually
>not as bad
>decent
>worth it

>>213317314 (OP)
post webms

I will never watch remake slop
Simple as

>>213319460
It's not a remake, it's a sequel/reboot.

>>213319540
Same shit. Dredging up a 40 year old ip because they're creatively bankrupt.

>>213317388
Saw this with my dad last night. Both of us were pretty disappointed. No real genuine laughs

>>213317388
Same. The dad was the one who showed me the trilogy.
But I don't know when it will be available in my place.

>>213317314 (OP)
If I want to watch THE NAKED GUN, I'll watch Leslie Nielsen in Police Squad.
- You know, this is a rough neighbourhood. I bet you'd hate to see something happen to your little key store.
- What about my little keister?
- Key store!

>>213318982
Wait for the VOD release

>>213317388
under 75 minutes to credits, that works out to wasting on average $.15 per person per minute
>>213318960
>surprisingly
>ushers in
>packed
>all ages
>absolute blast
pic related, paramount CMO and /tv/ spam king domenic dimeglio

>>213317314 (OP)
It was great, and a lot better than expected. Id probably still rank it as the weakest out of the naked gun movies but still a solid 8/10. Hopefully it does well and rejuvenates the comedy genre which has been dead now for over 20 fucking years

>>213320772
every movie isnt a financial representation of its genre you fuckin jew

it looks awful. What kind of shit taste retard would you have to be to think this deserves a watch? Original naked gun is kino

>>213318184
The snappy pace was a positive for me. I'm of the opinion that too many recent films need to drag their jokes, either to fill time or for dumb audiences. This was both snappy and still reasonably dumb for a good silly compromise. I don't think I had as many laughs at any other comedy so far this year.

>>213321546
Maybe someone that's bored and is looking forward to see something funny.
I almost caved in and got a ticket yesterday, but now that I've seen bits of the camrip, Ièm good.

plot copypasted from kingsman

>>213317388
My dad is hyped for this, he watches the original movies like weekly. I'm going to take him to see this.

>>213322232
not that original plots matters much in these types of comedies.

>>213322256
Plan ahead and start thinking of something to cheer him up after the movie. This shit is Naked Gun in name only.

>>213322256
Dont listen to the faggot here >>213322306
Its kino

Best gags
>kids arrested for selling lemonade
>the memorial wall of the original characters
>Drebin pulling down a prison wall with his new car
>infra red dog sex
>Drebin beating the shit out of a guy in the background
>The waiting line for goons to get punched

Worst gags
>black eyed peas references
>Drebin losing his Buffy episodes
>more dated pop culture references
>the snowman montage (lasted way too long)
>Drebin farting because he ate a chilli dog (also went on way too long)

Also, some potentially great gags were ruined. Like they did the classic?
>Cigar?
>Yes, I think it is
But ruined it by dragging it out with the guy saying "N-no, I mean do you want a ciger? (That was the joke by the way audience!)" The worst offender was the interrogation joke that was cut far better in the trailer:
>It says you were convicted of man's laughter
>That's manslaughter
>Must have been some joke
That's great. But in the actual film it's awful:
>It says you were convicted of man's laughter, must have been some joke, hehehehe
>That's manslaughter
>*Drebin looks embarassed and fumbles around for 5 seconds*

>>213322266
just makes you feel like they had to put something there
it serves to show how it's a forced fan film made by people who don't really care about what they're doing. hardly deserves any attention. random spy film references like james bond? why? but not pink panther then? it wasn't even contemporary humor, the only thing contemporary was the sociopolitical message which of course was completely delirious as expected.

>>213322232
Its as if they were parodying it or something

The best part of the movie is the first 10 minutes where they do comedy in the style of the old movies. Then they do a joke where they look at the camera and say "we're gonna do our own thing" and then the entire rest of the movie is a cross between a bad Austin Powers movie and those shitty "epic movie" and "scary movies 4"-type parodies. The cinematography sucks and you can tell if they just knew how to shoot the jokes they would have landed better. It's not a good movie.

They should have given Liam Neilsen white hair, to match with Frank's fantasy dream from Naked Gun 33 1/3...

>>213322714
If you're talking about the bank robbery scene, that felt way more like MacGruber than Naked Gun.

99% really good
I think it bogged down for like 10 minutes with the Buffy joke but otherwise solid, theater was fun.

>>213317388
I don't speak to my dad. He molested me when i was 9 and went to prison for 20 years.

>>213323713
ayo dude chill it with the personal stuff, aint noone wants their saturday to be ruined by a debbiedowner

>>213317314 (OP)
shouldn't this be called naked gun 44 3/4 to go with the naming

>>213323713
why did you went to prison for 20 years?

>>213323713
You were literally asking for it.

>>213322403
>>the snowman montage (lasted way too long)
I thought it was funny, but yeah it went on a little too long.

>>213317314 (OP)
They should have called this movie: ''Family Guy plus one dude from Lonely Island pays homage to The Naked Gun: The Movie!''

The people telling me that Naked Gun 25 is good are the same ones that claimed Happy Gilmore 2 was good. Fool me once...

>>213317314 (OP) (OP)

"Frank Drebin"
"Me too!"

My favourite gag from the movie, had me laughing like a fool in the cinema.

>>213326094
>213326094
The smile he has when he says it is priceless

>>213317314 (OP)
The comedy was pretty low brow and lazy in places. But it was alright for some light entertainment.

>>213317314 (OP)
The trailer was fine until Liam Neeson pulled some tranny schoolgirl shit so I doubt I'll even watch it.
>B... but it's just a joke haha it's not serious it's not really tranny it's just foolin' lighten up!
No.

>>213317314 (OP)
fun light little movie. 6-7/10

>>213318184
It's only making $16 million this weekend with no competition. That's a big flop. Taken 3 opened to $40m in 2014.

>>213319866
My mom liked Nonnas, she cried a little. I cried a lot.

>>213320772
It's a flop confirmed. $16 million. Pam Anderson was a mistake. And she spied on Assange after she gave him an hj to gain trust

>>213326458
gratuitous leasing

>>213326094
The mission impossible hospital confession spoof was the best for me

>>213323713
don't you think it's time to bury the hatchet and make up?

>>213323872
>shouldn't this be called naked gun 44 3/4 to go with the naming
yes, but the people who made this movie clearly don't give a shit about the series

>>213317740
Just because we've had the best doesn't mean we shouldn't make more good

>>213328523
sorry but the game is over. naked gun 2025 is shit. i gave it a chance.

>>213317314 (OP)
I probably laughed 2 or 3 times total, the rest of the time I was either completely stone-faced or cringing at what I was seeing. Oddly, it seems to have been made mostly for boomers. I absolutely love the originals and other spoof movies of the era, but this movie sucked. I don't understand why it's getting such a positive reception. Makes me feel very isolated from humanity that people find this shit funny.

>>213317314 (OP)
It felt like an actual sequel to the original trilogy. I was surprised. Some jokes didn't hit (my theatre was mostly boomers and maybe some gen x) like the whole buffy tivo thing. But it was pretty solid over all. My dad loved these moves and I think he would have laughed a lot at this.

Did Pam get her bolt on reinstalled for this movie? No? Then I'm not interested

Sometimes I wonder if I'm just a cynical asshole, because the guys next to me were laughing OUT LOUD to nearly every joke whereas I was silent for most of the film. I love comedy and I love to laugh and can laugh at some truly garbage stuff (old garrys mod machinimas still make me guffaw) but this movie didn't hold a candle to the original. A couple of jokes got a chuckle (the 'did you get all that' triple down was a good bit) but by and large it was a mediocre comedy

>Ctrl+F "dad"
>7 results of anons talking about seeing it with their dads
I see you shills.

>Whoop whoop thats the sound of da police!
I can't remember the last time I saw a trailer this bad.

>>213317314 (OP)
>the original theme plays only during the credits
only really bad part of the movie other than the tivo joke

>>213317314 (OP)
I'm not leaving the house

it was alright, like a watered down version of the original

>>213317740
Haven't seen it yet but does Neeson ever mug for the camera? My one complaint about The Naked Gun is that it wasn't as bone-dry as Police Squad! and they started the trend of having Nielsen act like a goofy comedy guy when the whole point was that it was funny how he took the ridiculous world he lived in completely seriously.

>>213330554
Maybe not all-out mugging, but the seams show off a lot in the performances. Neeson felt half-hearted a lot to me, but it's not like he great material to work with in the first place.

>>213320655
>under 75 minutes to credits, that works out to wasting on average $.15 per person per minute
shut up, jew

>>213330554
I would argue Liam is more "bone dry" than Leslie

>>213317740
>Priscilla much more appealing than Pamela
don't make bait this obvious

>>213317702
>Ben Stiller
he hasn't made a comedy in at least 10 years since Night at the Museum 3

Saw it with my Mom

she didnt laugh at it much and just wanted to talk about Liam and Pamela hooking up

>>213331190
He's now fully into directing. Severance is good enough I hope he stays there

>>213322403
>the snowman montage
Fuck you, it was the best joke

>>213332277
chili dog was best desu

>>213317314 (OP)
Was alright. I feel like way too many of the jokes were just based on taking phrases literally though.

>Have a chair
>Thanks I have one at home

That one was in the trailer I think but like half the jokes in the movie are like that and it got a little old.

>>213328887
be glad that you arent a normie

>>213331146
priscilla at 42 vs pamela at 57 is no fucking contest. never thought she was that hot even in her 90's peak.

I enjoyed it. The gags hit more often than they missed. But Pam Anderson despite being a good sport does not have great comedic chops, and a number of the gags were straight up recycled, including some of the best ones (infra-red sex gags, waiting line for getting punched by Neeson).

I did appreciate the short runtime.

>>213332316
Cigarette?

It is really annoying when you have theatergoers trying to explain the jokes to everyone in the audience in real time and then asking the person they are sitting with "This is funny, isn' it?" and they respond "Yeah, this is so funny." again and again and again. I heard them say this shit like 50 times.

I question whether old people become senile earlier on then most expect. How do they believe that people want to hear them go on like this? It drives me mad.

The snowman sequence was the most hilarious to me, and that is the one most people in my theater did not laugh at.

Many of the jokes they found hilarious I just sat in silence.

I just feel so different from everyone else at this point.

>>213332277
Yeah, I thought that was the best part too.

>>213317388
Same
I'm going out with him and my mom soon but if I take them to the theatres they're just going to fall asleep lmao

>>213332335
>normie
go back

>>213333086
Kek

>>213318184
It was closer to a Loaded Weapon than it was to Naked Gun. The jokes are the kind that you would expect to see in Naked Gun but there is something off about the cinematography, the tone and the delivery.

>>213333629
Even fucking Loaded Weapon feels like Lawrence Of Arabia compared to Naked Gun 2025.

Not as good as any of the originals, but not as bad I was fearing. Leslie and Pamela are great, and there are some well written jokes.
Biggest flaw is that it looks like a cheap TV movie.

>>213333666
based hyperbolic shitposter
also, checked

>>213317314 (OP)
not a bad way to kill an afternoon. got a couple light chuckles from me.

Solid 8/10 comedy
Deserves another trilogy
The only bad things for me
>Coffee joke was overused
>the owl joke was just shit
>the final encounter was just mid compared to the ones from the original
movies

Chilly dog and snowman jokes were pure kino tho

>>213333043
yes

>>213317388
I'd like to take my dad but he's pretty much lost his mind. I'm not sure if it's Alzheimer's or some form of it, but he literally can't remember anything and can't even comprehend movies when he watches them. He's in complete denial and thinks he's fine, every time I see him he just tells me the same stories over and over like it's the first time he's ever told them to me. I always wanted to impress him growing up so he would be proud. Now he's forgotten all of my accomplishments in life. He doesn't even remember I was married and owned a house

>>213317314 (OP)
Worth watching. No strings attached comedy

>>213317314 (OP)
I don't think it was as good as the originals, but that was a tall fuckin order. Some of the gags were lame (the snowman sequence could/should have been cut, that was mostly awful) but most hit and were in the spirit of the OGs/Airplane/Top Secret etc. I think the FLIR/heat sequence was one of the funniest fucking things I've seen in a movie period

I just watched it.
Big fan of the originals.
It OBJECTIVELY isn't as good as the originals and I'm not saying that to seem Elitist, because I find those types of people cringe who say it just to say it.

Half the movie was good and half wasn't. Here's why: In the originals, every single gag/joke made sense, as in it wasn't nonsense, but in this new movie some are nonsense and some aren't. The fact that the gags weren't nonsense in the originals made them feel higher IQ. The nonsense gags in this new one feel low IQ. Then half the other gags are good.

overall i hope there's a sequel. maybe let people with higher iq write all the gags this time.

>>213317314 (OP)
It was fun.
>>213317388
Must feel good to have a dad ;_;

>>213332316
>That one was in the trailer I think but like half the jokes in the movie are like that and it got a little old.
But that is literally the style of jokes in earlier Naked Gun Movies

>>213317314 (OP)
I went alone and loved it. There was a group of 50 or 60 year olds with their wives a couple rows in front of me and they were dying, hysterical mode. It heightened the experience for me, made the whole thing hilarious. I wonder what's like to watch this with good friends. I wonder what's like to have friends.

>>213338117
I went with a friend and he hated it, guy next to me came alone and enjoyed it a lot.

Friends can be overrate, you need to hope that you find the right mates who are gonna stick together. But everyone usually looks out for themselves

>>213317314 (OP)
saw it yesterday, had some good, heartfelt laughs. some of the jokes didn't do it for me, but others in the audience loved them.
I liked that they understood what made this type of movie great.

the plot itself is weak, but everythings else makes up for it

>>213338346
>the plot itself is weak, but everythings else makes up for it
Expecting a plot in a spoof movie is wild, the originals did not have much plot either

>>213338362
that's not correct. the originals had a typical noir murder case or assassination plot.
the new one still is told in this noir style and he's investigating a murder, but the underlying plot with the literal plot device (my first laugh), was a bit too far reaching - it was a global threat

>>213322403
>>the snowman montage (lasted way too long)
>>Drebin farting because he ate a chilli dog (also went on way too long)
the snowman going on for so long was a joke in itself, for me at least. chili dog could have been one joke shorter, but it's not that bad. the scene itself was fantastic

>>213322403
> But ruined it by dragging it out with the guy saying "N-no, I mean do you want a ciger? (That was the joke by the way audience!)"
Exactly why I wasn’t into it. The original movies trusted the audience to get jokes.

>>213337478
>No strings attached comedy

I seriously hate you marketing scum bags. you aren't even human.

>>213338889
Pajeet.

>>213338889
>people like it, so they must be shills

>>213338889
LET THEM SAY WE'RE CRAZY, I DONT CARE ABOUT THAT
PUT YOUR HAND IN MY HAND BABY DONT EVER LOOK BACK
LET THE AROUND US, JUST FALL APART
BABY WE CAN MAKE IT IF WE'RE HEART TO HEART

>>213339168
AND WE CAN BUILD THIS DREAM TOGETHER
STANDING STRONG FOREVER
NOTHING'S GONNA STOP US NOW

Liam has comedic timing. I enjoyed him. I enjoyed the film. Solid 5/10. I wanted to like it more. I simply could not.

>the macguffin is just called the p.l.o.t. device
>the arena having www.ponzi-scheme.com on it
>serving the kids alcohol and then beating them up
>obvious ragdoll bank robber
>the dog

best jokes of the movie

>>213318184
>The cinematography really takes away some of the humor somehow.
It is sooooo different visually/stylistically from the originals, I just want it to get off my lawn

>>213338427
Because it was spoofing Kingsmen

>>213339774
Am I the only one who liked the hospital confession sting gag?

I'm curious if age has something to do with people liking it or not

>36
>loved the originals
>enjoyed this one, too

what about you, anon?

I’d recommend seeing it in theater, with normies. Everyone was laughing the whole time and it felt very wholesome

>>213317314 (OP)
Does he crash his car into random objects whenever he parks? The is integral to my enjoyment of the movie.

>>213317314 (OP)
What is the verdict? I want fun

Considering the state of current comedy films, this was a blast, had a lot of fun.

>>213341513
it is fun

>>213340806
or they could put a laugh track in the movie for imbeciles like you that cant have genuine feelings of your own.

>>213323312
Frank junior should be 30s for the continuity

the windshield and the mission impossible gags were pretty funny.

>>213317314 (OP)
I can't imagine anyone having the skill to film anything like the originals

>>213317388
same but my dad died two years ago

>>213317388
My dead slept through our watch of the original together. He sleeps through practically every movie at one point or another.

>>213322403
I thought the snowman joke was hilarious because it just comes out of nowhere and things go right back to the montage afterwards.

>>213341858
being part of a crowd having a good time is nice. part of the charm of the old theater experience

>>213338313
sounds like you shouldve befriended the alone guy

>>213340792
>29
>Loved the originals
>Loved this one too

I think most of /tv/ is too nihilistic to enjoy comedies catered to them anymore

Only flaw with the film is some pop culture jokes that didnt land and the last fourth of the film being lighter on jokes than the rest of it

>>213340994
No, they were using autonomous driving EV so the gags were related to that. It was still decent though

>>213342800

>>213341858 probably hates going out o his mom's basement to enjoy things so doesnt understand a communal experience

>>213342126
The windshield gag was greate, though I didnt understand the purpose of the balloons entering the car. Was it just supposed to be like silly random red herring?

>>213317314 (OP)
The quality looks like shit, anon.

>>213343237
Dont watch camrip retard

>>213343237
>Dont watch camrip retard
r/woosh

>Frank Jr was born in 1994
I was waiting for the gag that he was 31 for the whole movie but it never came :(

>No police car intro with the theme music
The credits didn't count.

Really thought Nordberg Jr would appear more outside of his one gag

>>213340994
It happens once at the start. The CSI cops move a barricade out of the way for Frank's car and he drives through a completely different one

>>213340792
>27
>loved the original
>thought the new one was just okay
some stand out gags but nothing compared to the OG. shout out to
>the hospital sting operation
>the electric car windshield gag
>the whole romance sequence
>neeson shittalking himself for hours in his car
>everyone having an internal monologue
and my least favorite bits
>neeson's "gun"fight near the end
>the beginning of the bodycam gag with the farting
>the sleeping husband running gag
>the credits freeze ending gag
everything else was just meh

>>213342119
It was funny but I didn't get the joke for the bees and balloons. The usual car chase trope is the crates of chickens and stacked cardboard boxes isn't it?.

>Final fight with the villain
>Goes down in one punch to the gut because he's a nerd that's never been in a fight before
Hilarious finale but the ending as a whole seemed a bit too abrupt.

>All white main cast
>Totally apolitical jokes and plot
>/tv/ still hates it

Impossible to please

>>213343870
i like the idea but i think it was executed poorly. it should have been a quick 1 second of what seemed to be real fighting before he takes 1 gut punch and checks out. instead it was
>villain starts swinging awkwardly and missing neeson
>takes a punch to the gut
>"OOOOWWWWW MY BELLY YOU PUNCHED ME IN MY BELLY!!!!!!" x5
fell flat for me

>>213343676
>>Frank Jr was born in 1994
I thought that was just a fantasy?

The complaint that they reused jokes from the originals is fucking insane when half the jokes in Naked Gun are ripped right from Police Squad

>>213343841
I think the bees next were supposed to pop the balloons but they couldn't execute it while filming it is my guess

>>213344093
>borrowing from your own work
>borrowing from someone else's work
Do you see the difference?

>>213344062
He's born at the end of 33 1/3

>>213344062
https://youtu.be/nzv8ICrMY28?si=2_TEWVjWdxw4zgh-

>>213344093
They had the benefit of having no internet back then and that nobody actually watched Police Squad.

>>213344118
>a-actually it isnt about it being funny its about creative rights integrity!

Fuck off

Who else here #TeamPameliam

>>213344176
But they all belong to the same franchise, so its not a valid criticism

>>213344205
I don't care either way, I'm just pointing out that there's a clear difference between someone recycling their old jokes from an unpopular project of theirs and someone else recycling old jokes from someone else's beloved work. To pretend they're the same is willful ignorance.

>>213323713
It's time to forgive you dad and let him molest you in theater

>PLOT device joke happens
>only one laughing in the theater

is it not funny or is everyone too dumb to read it

>>213317314 (OP)
some jokes were funny but it would've been better if it tackled police shows of today

overall the surrealist, visual puns don't really work today. comedy has changed

>>213344431
Like what, the crane joke had my theater in stitches

>>213317314 (OP)
I refuse to watch nostalgia bait

>>213344407
Just wasnt that funny. The
>look guys it's a spoof! we're spoofing real tropes very overtly get it???
gag is old news at this point

>I've contracted AIDS from an African prostitute
Funniest line in the movie.

>>213325502
I didn't know know anything about the production of this movie but as soon as I saw that faggot's name on the credits a lot of shitty moments in the movie made sense.

>>213322482
if they had a character point this out in the board room (who then immediately gets shot for a cheap gag) I don't think anyone would complain - feels like a paramount exec got insecure about drawing attention to other movies even though it was already blatant as shit
there just weren't that many good jokes in general in the second half of the movie, crowd went from going crazy to not laughing at much. shame, because the first half might be on par with the original.

>>213317388
I want to see my dad again, even though I hate him.

>>213344407
Never underestimate the stupidity of the average moviegoer.

>>213345955
is that really a laugh-out-loud joke?

>>213317388
I’m sorry anon but he’s not coming back.

>>213317314 (OP)

It's shit. It's fucking shit.

>>213340317
I liked it

>>213342558
My dad sleeps through every movie too. To be fair he didn’t fall asleep during Joker and The Watchmen and he kept saying “holy shit this isn’t what I expected “. And he can watch every Lonesome Dove movie back to back without falling asleep.

“Lieutenant Frank Drebin?”
“Really? Me too!”

“Cigar?”
“Yes, it appears that it is.”

“Driver didn’t even hit the breaks before he went over the edge.”
“Drunk?”
“A little. Just enough to get me through the day.”

“Miranda rights?”
“No no. Carrie writes. Miranda’s a lawyer. Charlotte’s an art dealer. And Samantha is a whore.”

“May I ask why?”
“Certainly.”

“I went to college here.”
“UCLA?”
“I see it every day. I live here.”

“You can’t fight city hall.”
“No, it’s a building.”

“Can I speak freely?”
“I’d rather you speak English”

"You suspect foul play?"
"No, a chicken couldn't have done this"

“You shot my brother in the name of justice.”
“That could be thousands.”
“You shot him in the back.”
“Hundreds.”
”He was unarmed.”
“Maybe fifty.”
“…He was white”
“You’re Tommy Roiland’s brother!”

>>213340317
that was the one that got my theater roaring.
the payoff of OSHA being the boss authority was kino

>>213343797
>>213343173
Weak. That's the one running gag you just don't fuck with.

>>213346397
Man just imagine how shit the original reboot with Ed Helms would have been