Thread 213322987

muh 6 gorillion alderaanians.

>>213322987 (OP)
>starslop
grow up

>>213322987 (OP)
>le dark and gritty
>star wars
lmao
All Star Wars is faggot shit.

>>213322987 (OP)
>what if we took a children's franchise and made it...le gritty

>>213322987 (OP)
I doubt Gilroy would want to do a stormtrooper show

>>213322987 (OP)
Why do "we" need this to precise?
Will we die if we don't get it?
Will the sun crash into earth if it doesn't happen?
I am failing to understand why it is necessery to exist.

No muh heckin plucky rebel heroes cannot have a serious threat to their safety.

>>213322987 (OP)
sounds gay and lame

>>213322987 (OP)
>>213323128
Plenty of great movies and shows take place from the German perspective
As usual redditors are just fucking retards that can't just shut up and enjoy a story.
Star Wars has been telling Imperial sympathetic stories since like the fucking 80's and 90's I don't see why a movie/show version where they don't do a gay "I'M A REBEL NOW" cop out couldn't work

>>213322987 (OP)
>>213323128
this guys entire shmuck is being hyper loyal to the empire, going around the place and killing traitors to palpatines vision and corrupt officials undermining the empire

>>213323933
forgot pic

also sexy redhead sidekick. Truly a more civilized time.

>>213323933
>shmuck
Shtick. You are a schmuck. He is a schmuck too but this is his shtick.

>>213324154
Right, had an ESL moment there

>>213324538
Those two terms are Yiddish anyway.

>>213324538
I just grew up with jewish neighbors.

>>213322987 (OP)
I want a movie about the New Republic liberating Coruscant and committing total stormtrooper genocide

FOR THE REPUBLIC

DEATH TO THE EMPIRE

star warscels are obsessed with "but what if it was star wars... but GRITTY"?

>bro andor is just so GRITTY and REALISTIC it's just like how politics and insurgency works in REAL LIFE
and it's a show for 12 years olds instead of a film for 8 year olds

>>213324773
Andor's problem is it was written for those Americans addicted to self victimization to self insert as.
There's plenty of other interesting stuff if you want to get "dark" with Star Wars.

rebels are by definition terrorists

>>213323128
Wait reddit is turning on dark and gritty? Do I have to start liking that now?

>>213325419
The name is Alliance to Restore the Republic.
Imperials are inferior usurpers larping as a government.

>>213322987 (OP)
I'd like to see this. Disney would never though.

>>213323128
Pretty much the response I expected from r*ddit.

>>213325499
Great pic, is that AI slop?

>>213323967
I keep forgetting how good the old EU was

Even if I was a Sith, I would have a green lightsaber. I just think they're neat.

>>213323967
And he looked like Clint Eastwood, making him the second character in Star Wars universe to look like Clint Eastwood (after Dash Rendar from SotE)

>>213325585
No idea

>>213323128
>Cowardice: the post chain
Plebbit never fails to disgust me

Yeah I gotta carry on for all of my brothers that were serving on the Death Star.

>>213325459
>the website full of MCU quipshit loving "pet parents" doesn't like serious stuff?

We need a show about the double agent that steals the deathstar plans

>>213325689
Always found weird that the Emperor had a 16 year old girl running around the galaxy murdering people.

>>213325814
i mean, he groomed a even younger Anakin. So it kinda fits him

>>213325814
with her pusy

>>213325814
She managed to seduce Luke, so she had her uses.

>>213325814
>it's weird that evil guy did evil thing
it must be hard to be retarded

>>213325814
No one would suspect an angsty teen redhead until it was too late

>>213322987 (OP)
This entire thread is obnoxious from the start because SURELY this retarded redditor or whatever meant to say 'Endor' and not Yavin. Yet you people see a reddit post and just go on and on running with the worthless idea of a REDDITOR THAT DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT because you're such mentally enslaved fucking DOGS. FUCK STAR WARS.

>>213325585
Either that or an artist who can't into straight lines

>>213323967
still not explained how did they turn their heads

>>213325499
mine is bent as well

>>213326758
That's why Sith girls laugh at you.

>>213325814
YOU JUST KNOW

>>213325814
>turns his most loyal subject against him
>leads the New Republic military until the Empire is left with just a handful of deserted planets at the edge of the galaxy
>impregnates his Sith daughterfu
>then rebuilds the Jedi along with her
Is Palpatine the most cucked villain in fiction?

>>213325419
words do have meaning

>>213327297
>Empire is rebuilt without Palpys toxic ass leading it and is eventually taken over by a Chissaboo and Jaina.

>>213322987 (OP)
I like it.