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Anonymous No.213324794 >>213324823 >>213325018 >>213325191 >>213325409 >>213325951 >>213326002 >>213326721 >>213328023 >>213329624 >>213329689 >>213330315 >>213331649 >>213331924 >>213332511 >>213333914 >>213334095 >>213334833
This didn't move me, did /tv/ like it?
Anonymous No.213324823 >>213332511
>>213324794 (OP)
I'm /tv/ and I liked it
Anonymous No.213324849
yeah it was enjoyable, did something different to other zombie films.
if you're autismo about worldbuilding and a believable world it might piss you off but it clearly wasn't going for that, felt pretty surreal at times.
Anonymous No.213324902 >>213328977
not really. it didn't really have any horror or tension. the opening was especially bad. the causeway chase was like a shitty cutscene
Anonymous No.213324943 >>213325065
Sucked. Felt nothing like a 28 movie.
Anonymous No.213324971
>zomslop
grow up
Anonymous No.213325018
>>213324794 (OP)
It was a retarded movie, not to mention it has poor writing and plot points, character motivations changed after the halfway point, just awful, also that cringe ass Reddit ending
Anonymous No.213325065 >>213325404 >>213332804
>>213324943
What exactly is a 28 movie? I keep seeing this and the franchise doesn't really have an identity. The sequel wasn't even made by the same team.
Anonymous No.213325094
Danny Boyle is the best vulgar auteur alive
Anonymous No.213325191
>>213324794 (OP)
I enjoyed more than the first 2
Anonymous No.213325404 >>213325460 >>213325956
>>213325065
>What exactly is a 28 movie? I
Watch the first two movies.
Anonymous No.213325409
>>213324794 (OP)
Yes, and I liked it more on the 2nd viewing, having accepted that this is the first act of what will eventually be a 6 hour long story once the whole trilogy is out, and isn't really meant to stand alone or feel complete right now
Anonymous No.213325424
was there any zombies left
Anonymous No.213325447 >>213327666 >>213327836 >>213329298
>movie not advertised as the first part in a 2 part movie
I'm SO fucking sick of this. Dunc did it and now this
Anonymous No.213325460 >>213325775
>>213325404
Not an argument
Anonymous No.213325539 >>213328078
One of the worst movies I had the displeasure of watching. Boyle went senile and Garland was always a hack.
Anonymous No.213325600 >>213325654 >>213329032 >>213332144
Here's my gf :3
Anonymous No.213325654 >>213325733
>>213325600
Was just about to post that.
I like how the movie makes a statement against women getting bogged, and how weird/worse it can look. First time I've seen a movie or show do this during the current trend of women getting bogged in that particular way
Anonymous No.213325733
>>213325654
She has an allergy, please understand
Anonymous No.213325775 >>213327132
>>213325460
Yeah it is. They're two movies that laid out what a 28 movie is. This felt like a complete tonal shift from the previous two.
Anonymous No.213325811 >>213325992 >>213329244
I loved it personally. I get why people didn't as it's very weird, but I dunno, it just hit all the beats for me. Awesome characters, great horror sequences, surprisingly touching, amazing music, great pastoral/folk atmosphere. People harp on about the last two minutes as if that represents the whole movie
Anonymous No.213325951 >>213326043 >>213327869 >>213329094 >>213329244 >>213333914
>>213324794 (OP)
I loved the atmosphere, especially the music, but it was never scary, or exciting, and the action was terrible (the opening scene was embarrassingly bad, and the 360 degree action shots were lame by the fifth time).

One question I had though, is where did all the infected come from?
I thought 28 Days' ending, and of course 28 Weeks, confirmed basically 100% of infected had starved to death within a few months.

Yes yes, I know, the virus eventually mutated which changed the infected to be slightly smarter than before (foraging for food, extremely basic social behavior, alphas), everyone was dead before this change. Where did that second wave of nu-infected come from?
There must be hundreds of thousands of infected throughout the country (going by how many we see in the middle of nowhere up north), who apparently just appeared out of thin air.
Anonymous No.213325956
>>213325404
No he’s right the second is a completely different movie in scope, tone, and characters than the first movie
Anonymous No.213325989 >>213326197
>movie
>move

Wow, I never even realized
Anonymous No.213325992
>>213325811
>im having a blast!
Anonymous No.213326002
>>213324794 (OP)
The prospect of viewing it didn't move me into the cinema.
Anonymous No.213326043 >>213326138
>>213325951
A high enough number of infected evolved/got smart enough to begin foraging and eating game. This is clearly explained in the movie
Anonymous No.213326138 >>213326487 >>213326519 >>213326598 >>213327623
>>213326043
Nigger I know they eventually evolved, but 28 Days and 28 Weeks both confirmed they were all dead
There were none left, maybe a few dozen (remaining survivors slowly turning), I'm wondering where the extra million or so came from, why there's so many alive now.

I googled looking for answers to this, and I just got your answer (which ignores them spawning out of thin air) and:
>lol it's because they breed now
This seems extraordinarily rare, and it's unclear if she bred as an infected or not (she was wearing clothes which implies she was only recently infected).
And it's only been a few decades, not enough time for the few thousand from the London fuckup in 28 Weeks to repopulate the entire country
Anonymous No.213326197
>>213325989
The term just comes from the word "move", boomers were not very imaginative with names.
>it's a picture, but it moves! a... Move-y.
>they talk in them now, we'll call them "talkies".
Anonymous No.213326487
>>213326138
>28 Days and 28 Weeks both confirmed they were all dead
No they didn't. In fact 28 Weeks ends in the very opposite manner you mongoloid
Anonymous No.213326519 >>213329996
>>213326138
Who cares nigger. God damn. Go watch CinemaSins and jerk off about how smart you are
Anonymous No.213326551
first half was okay, everything afterwards was pretty boring. Ending is literally a marvelslop post credits scene, promises a lot for the next one
Anonymous No.213326598
>>213326138
They're hardly everywhere. The kid and mom walked from Lindisfarne to the Angel of the North which is 70 miles away and they came across like three infected
Anonymous No.213326721 >>213326777 >>213326822 >>213326896 >>213326897 >>213328357 >>213330172 >>213330596
>>213324794 (OP)
I really didn't fucking understand the whole "we have to kill your mum now" thing
Anonymous No.213326777 >>213329089
>>213326721
They didn't have to. It was euthanasia and the mom agreed to it. This board is really fucking dumb sometimes
Anonymous No.213326822
>>213326721
She was in pain, wasn't herself most of the time and felt like a burden.
Anonymous No.213326831 >>213327919
This would have been fine as some stand alone zombie movie, but as a 28 Later movie, it wasn't great. Weeks is basically non-canon, there are slow zombies, zombies live for decades, entire movie takes place in the woods instead of urban environments.
Anonymous No.213326896 >>213327514
>>213326721
Jews pushing euthanasia
Anonymous No.213326897
>>213326721
jesus you must be severely autistic
Anonymous No.213327132
>>213325775
Man, you sound like a fucking pseud. Please, stop posting.
Anonymous No.213327179 >>213327200 >>213327429 >>213327947 >>213329207 >>213330052 >>213333914
Is there any non retarded criticism on this movie?
Anonymous No.213327200
>>213327179
Yes and it's mine
Anonymous No.213327429
>>213327179
There's some fair stuff I've come across saying it doesn't feel like a complete story or that the ending's tonal shift is too egregious. Other than that, it's just people complaining that it's not the opening of 28 weeks later.
Anonymous No.213327514
>>213326896
They passed euthanasia laws in DA YOOKAY earlier this year. Couldn't be more blatant.
Anonymous No.213327623
>>213326138
I get what you mean. The 28 weeks sequel ends with the infection spreading to Europe after it got reignited from the carrier-mother. But that still wouldn't explain the fact that in the first movie probably over 90% of the human population, infected or otherwise died from starvation or being beat/bitten to death. So you're point still stands. I'm pretty sure even in the second movie, it was only ONE remaining human colony left, right? So the line in the new movie aboutn "we don't go into towns/cities" wouldn't m,ake sense because they'd have all died before the infection would have mutated. Even with 10% of the infected somehow surviving starvation enough for the virus to mutate enough that it would allow them to sustain themselves and reproduce, it wouldn't allow them to repopulate the UK (with infected) in 28 years time or whenever the viral mutation was supposed to occur along the timeline.
>t. failed Biologist
I did like the movie though. I also guessed the entire pliot to the next movie almost immediately picking up on Main-Jimmy's upside down cross there at the end.
Anonymous No.213327666 >>213329298
>>213325447
Thanks for the heads up.
Haven't seen it.
Won't see it.
>into the trash it goes
Anonymous No.213327836 >>213335072
>>213325447
It's actually a three-parter. Next one is directed by woke niggress that did the Candyman reboot and The Marvels ultra-flop. So, I'm not looking forward to the next installment but Cillian Murphy will be back for #3 (and I think Fiennes is on the cast list there too so he survives the next, probably) and is directed/written by Boyle/Gardner again so it'll probably be good.
Anonymous No.213327869 >>213328006
>>213325951
The opening was a way worse version of 28 weeks. It should have been cut out.
Anonymous No.213327919
>>213326831
>entire movie takes place in the woods instead of urban environments
But that's cool
Anonymous No.213327947
>>213327179
No lol. It's all plot nitpicking as usual
Anonymous No.213327994 >>213328032
HERE'S YOUR MUM LOL. Thanks for visiting
Anonymous No.213328006
>>213327869
Nah it was cool. Sorry you're a pleb
Anonymous No.213328023
>>213324794 (OP)
It's good. It's a strange movie. I watched it and then i've been playing bavk some scenes occasionally. I'm intrigued by the last sequence. Why Jimmy Saville? Why the bizarre acrobats ? I learned that Boyle won't direct the sequel, instead it's Nia Dacista some female negro diversity who directed the Marvels abomination.
So my take is that Boyle hinted that he was being hijacked by the Disney Hollywood pedos who can only make stupid super hero slop. The last sequence us a pedo super hero.
Anonymous No.213328032
>>213327994
Love the movie but this made me kek
Anonymous No.213328078
>>213325539
Whats the latest good movie you watched?
Anonymous No.213328079 >>213328137 >>213328311
>I know you're a teenager and we live on a fucking island, but explain to our retarded audience what the tide is.
Anonymous No.213328137
>>213328079
>why didn't the zombies just swim to the isl- oh never mind they explained it for us
Anonymous No.213328311 >>213328401
>>213328079
Why didn't they build a boat, just in case?
Anonymous No.213328357
>>213326721
The doc says there are many ways to die, some are better then the others and describes it.
I disagree with that, it's globohomo propaganda.
Anonymous No.213328401 >>213329338
>>213328311
>leave a boat sitting there
>Raiders get it
>row to the island
>rape and pillage

Great idea anon!!!
Anonymous No.213328977
>>213324902
Yeah they managed to make it feel cheap in many places. The beginning, the soldiers being chased, the train. Almost all the interactions with infected now that I think about it. Also it's retarded how they have video game tier zombie classes
Anonymous No.213329011
I thought it sucked but the people I saw it with liked it. The crazy doctor parts were interesting at least.
Anonymous No.213329032
>>213325600
This comedy interlude was so out of place
Anonymous No.213329062
>makes Jimmy a hero
What did Danny Boyle mean by this?
Anonymous No.213329089 >>213329142
>>213326777

So it's actully a euthanasia movie but marketed as a zombie movie, like that Million Dollar Baby movie that marketed itself as a boxing movie but was actully a euthanasia movie
Anonymous No.213329094 >>213332633
>>213325951
How do they survive winter...or cold nights/rain even. How do bloaters even...anything especially have a fucking kid
Anonymous No.213329098
Didn't really care about anything until the chav power rangers showed up right at the end.
Anonymous No.213329100 >>213329147 >>213330059
For some reason from the trailer I thought that this movie was gonna be one human tribe vs another human tribe with zombies in the middle.
I was bamboozled because it was actually about
memento mori
Anonymous No.213329142
>>213329089
The zombies represent foreigners and paki rape gangs so its not just about euthanasia but also about how you should give them fentanyl and not resist
Anonymous No.213329147
>>213329100
your version sounds like a much better film honestly. Alex Garland is a fucking hack
Anonymous No.213329207
>>213327179
>Tone shift every 20 minutes
More like is there any legitimate praise for your walking dead tv show crammed into a movie
Anonymous No.213329244 >>213331036
>>213325811
>>213325951
Based music enjoyers
https://youtu.be/ghX882j4ZQ0?si=xBmyetv2IwMM31ve&t=180
Anonymous No.213329298
>>213325447
>>213327666
Actual zoomers or what? If you guys didn't see the original movies when they came out, why are you even posting here?
Shouldn't you be doing your homework and taking a nap?
Anonymous No.213329338 >>213330137
>>213328401
Yeah raiders could never make a boat of their own and its not like they have a walled compound and lookouts.
The real question i have is how in 28 years did they not expand a walled fortress to the mainland given they cut down a gazillion trees already. Like for 28 years they just walk the lumber back to base piecemeal? Barely any security on the woodcutters?
Anonymous No.213329624 >>213330102
>>213324794 (OP)
90% character development, which is insane because its a franchise movie where characters dont come back.
Left on a cliffhanger, so we wonder about the characters (thats dont come back)

Little action, for a zombie movie. I rate 3 out of 10
Anonymous No.213329689
>>213324794 (OP)
I liked it a lot. It was one of the few style>substance movies that I felt worked really well, even with the characters/plot kinda jumping around and feeling disjointed.
The ending was fucking dumb though.
Anonymous No.213329996
>>213326519
Why don't you just beat yourself to death you gormless faggot?
Anonymous No.213330052
>>213327179
There is no non-retarded defense of this movie, you're just a fucking retard.
Anonymous No.213330059
>>213329100
But we've seen that story a gazillion times before. I'm glad they tried something new
Anonymous No.213330102
>>213329624
But they are coming back
Anonymous No.213330137 >>213330210
>>213329338
Nitpicking faggots like you are what's ruining movies
Anonymous No.213330172 >>213330238
>>213326721
do you think doc plowed morphine addled mum first?
Anonymous No.213330210 >>213330552
>>213330137
Them being technologically regressive wasnt even relevant to the plot or themes, it was just writer laziness or some moronic nag attempt about brexit
Anonymous No.213330238
>>213330172
Well the true british experience would be a jeet doctor molesting the kid
Anonymous No.213330315
>>213324794 (OP)
I didn't like they moved the settings to a spaceship and the zombies turned into alien xenomorph knockoffs.
Anonymous No.213330421
Saw it yesterday and yeah, it's not a "bad" movie, but it didn't do anything for me. Seems like everything should've clicked but didn't. The trailer felt like a really dark dystopian nightmare with cults and such, and it was just TWD. I mean the story was fine and heartfelt yet didn't clicked. It happens, you can get a nice script, nice concepts, nice visuals and actors but the editing or the pacing just don't work together and makes it fall flat.
Anonymous No.213330552 >>213330634
>>213330210
It was cool and folky. Again, stop being a nitpicky faggot
Anonymous No.213330566
Why the fuck did ninja gopniks show up at the end?
Anonymous No.213330596
>>213326721
Next time you have a stomach flu or fever just imagine feeling like that every waking hour of every day.

I've had morphine before - I can't imagine what it would be like to be sick without it. And these people would need it every moment of their lives to merely stay lucid. I feel like the people who are (religiously) against euthanasia have never witnessed suffering that modern medicine cannot mitigate. It's like the people who are against abortion until someone they know needs it to literally not die.
Anonymous No.213330634
>>213330552
You sound like a raging homo
Anonymous No.213331021
Haven't seen it but the movie sucks raw shithole. Unfortunate, but it is what it is.
Anonymous No.213331036
>>213329244
thats a cool shot
Anonymous No.213331316 >>213331454
CUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Anonymous No.213331454
>>213331316
Anonymous No.213331649
>>213324794 (OP)
my jaw dropped when he turned his mom's skull to face the sun
Anonymous No.213331732
people weren't lying
the alpha really did have a massive donger
Anonymous No.213331924
>>213324794 (OP)
I think one of the most determining points of zombie movies are how much focus the zombies get.
The original did it just right, while Weeks focused too much on them, and Years too little.
Anonymous No.213332128 >>213332157
i want to watch three hours of infected living a hunter gatherer lifestyle on the mainland
would be absolute kino
Anonymous No.213332144
>>213325600
That scene was based. American Women are fucked.
Anonymous No.213332157
>>213332128
Just got to London
Anonymous No.213332511
>>213324794 (OP)
>>213324823
I'm the real /tv/ and it was just OK.
Anonymous No.213332513 >>213332620
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Anonymous No.213332620
>>213332513
this was the worst scene
Anonymous No.213332633 >>213332682 >>213332759
>>213329094
It's possible that the pregnant one was already pregnant by the time she got infected.
Anonymous No.213332682 >>213332813
>>213332633
you would be wrong. female infected get plapped by big alpha cock
Anonymous No.213332759 >>213332813 >>213332865
>>213332633
i think they purposefully get pregnant, there was that young child infected that was a fat scavenger like its parents that ran away from spike and his dead. the alpha clearly wants the baby back. i imagine breastfeeding is like the non-violent way on infecting their babies.
Anonymous No.213332798
all the reasons why it's such a bad film is because 28 months was skipped
Anonymous No.213332804
>>213325065
It was a departure from the style of the first 2 films, and while I thought it was ok, I was a bit disappointed by it. I expected more from Boyle.
Anonymous No.213332813 >>213332853 >>213332878
>>213332682
>>213332759
That's interesting, yet I think the infection would probably outright kill the newborn.
Anonymous No.213332853
>>213332813
NAH not if you suspend all belief in logic like Danny Boyle wants you to
Anonymous No.213332865
>>213332759
The alpha also sought vengeance on Spike and Isle because it thought they killed the infected woman. It took a moment to stare at her for a few seconds.
I don't think EVERY infected are capable of doing that though, just the alphas/hyper intelligent ones. Most of them seem to have like a monkey see, monkey do mentality like when they were drinking/bathing in the river.
Anonymous No.213332878 >>213332987
>>213332813
doubt it. the infected seem to recognise non-infected through body language, and newborns don't really have that yet
probably breastmilk infects the newborn like the other anon said
Anonymous No.213332969 >>213332991 >>213333116
the apelike expressions that the infected have is kino
28 weeks later completely missed the point by having them do a le angry snarl
Anonymous No.213332987 >>213333173
>>213332878
I always wondered how they identify, I think there is a scent.
When Spike was sleeping, the fat crawler still tried to get him, even though he was motionless.
Anonymous No.213332991 >>213333173
>>213332969
I noticed that too, looks more like 28 days when they look confused and shocked all the time
Anonymous No.213333116 >>213333173
>>213332969
Wasn't that priest guy from the first movie the one that came up with the body language the infected have? I think whoever played him came back for Years.
Anonymous No.213333173
>>213332987
could be, but unlikely. i think the fat bastard just happened to suck on his shoelaces before making the connection that shoelaces = non-infected
for normal infected, i always saw it as a purely visual thing. that's how any of us would identify an infected, through their body language alone. probably the same for them but the other way around
>>213332991
>>213333116
he had a good idea with that if so
Anonymous No.213333914
>>213324794 (OP)
It did move me, I liked the character/family drama and the film overall.
>>213325951
>it was never scary
Horror movies are rarely "scary" unless you're 12, they're about interesting concepts like monster design, gore and things like atmosphere, which you as you said was a strong point with this one.
>the action was terrible (the opening scene was embarrassingly bad, and the 360 degree action shots were lame by the fifth time)
I thought the action scenes were good, the matrix killcam effect worked well and wasn't overdone I thought, they used it just enough that it didn't outstay its welcome. I will agree though, the opening was embarrassingly bad.
>>213327179
The opening and the ending, they're its weakest parts.
Anonymous No.213333944 >>213334183
fokkin baybeh
Anonymous No.213333994
I expected schlock mainly because Civil War was absolute schlock.
But this turned out more like the kino that was Men (2022).
Anonymous No.213334095
>>213324794 (OP)
As a fan of the first two, I really liked this film. It felt like a good way to evolve the story after so much time. The concept of these people stuck in the y2k era is brilliant.
Anonymous No.213334183 >>213334229 >>213334306 >>213334953
>>213333944
That "infected" should be trying to rip her head off shouldn't she?
I mean, rage virus and all?
Anonymous No.213334229
>>213334183
she did after giving birth
you midwit zoomers really are totally lost when you aren't spoonfed everything
Anonymous No.213334306
>>213334183
she has a moment of humanity(for the sake of the plot) and then passes out after
then as soon she wakes up she lunges at them and the soldier they're with shoots her
Anonymous No.213334833
>>213324794 (OP)
I watched it last night and like every zombie movie in the last 20 years, it was fucking retarded.
Having it end on a completely flat note with zero payoff was an atrocious decision.
Anonymous No.213334953
>>213334183
Childhood fookin' hurts chud, be humble.
Anonymous No.213335072
>>213327836
>First movie was made by the original team
>Some random director is in charge of the second movie
>Then back to the original team again in the third movie
What a strange arrangement.