Thread 213326393

>never said anything funny, ever.
>his resume says "comedian"
how do such things occur?

Do the wiggers make these threads themselves to promote Sam but act like they’re haters so they don’t look like shills?

>>213326393 (OP)
good morning sir

>hydeslop
Grow up

>>213326393 (OP)
Gorilla nest status?

>>213326393 (OP)
Because other edgy retards like him because he's just like them

ask joe rogan

>>213326433
yes

>Extreme Peace
I watched it all. the whole damn thing, from start to finish, every episode. I made it through. I am in a position to answer questions

>>213326393 (OP)
It's the jokes that he's NOT saying...

Funniest thing he ever did

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WyZBvA5Wcg

>>213326393 (OP)
Your gay hate-crush is showing

>>213326548
when do the funny bits start?

the thing about being a coke-head is that you think everything you say is hilarious

>>213326525
I watched it all too. Honestly I think the biggest mistake was not going for the 12 min runtime like WP. It forced them to cut fat from a lot of sketches. Some just went on for way too long and the thing about WP is some sketches would just end abruptly like when Nick shuffles to the car and drives it through the girl’s house

>>213326548
nice damage control nick

>>213326685
The entire video

Hes never made me laugh once

>>213326455
Just listened to the phonecall between them since it came out, very funny in hindsight

>>213326809
all I'm getting is incoherent cocaine-babble. they arent even talking to each other

>had two funny skits 10 years ago
Key & Peele unironically mog these guys

I lol'd at this bit about the black baby

https://youtu.be/fIezo3RrM4w?t=1917

>>213326913
HE WHOOPED THAT BABY ASS!

>>213326393 (OP)
>scams people and lives for money
>fornicates and sodomizes teenagers
>probably hasn't done an ounce of charity work in his life
>runs a degenerate big brother where he forces contestants to puke on each other
"dude Im totally Christian" - Sam
>"it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God."
"that's in the Bible or some shit?" - also Sam

If anything Sam is an anti-Christ.

>>213326956
Sam knows a thing or two about packing fudge babies back to where they belong

>>213326393 (OP)
>“During one particularly harrowing moment, Hyde was describing a moment of Jewish sexual violence that was all too familiar to white men, particularly those in the incel community”
>“The room was silent. Then, a lone canadian voice from the back of the room shouted ‘Where’s the bloody jokes?'”
>the audience, which included a large contingent of chuds from a local Zack Snyder fanclub, immediately shouted down the heckler.
>“Everyone is yelling,” he recalled. “One amazing man who looked like he could snap me like a gorilla twig jumps up from his seat in front of us and was looking back into the crowd as if he was personally going to go find the guy. All the frustration and repressed anger of the night unleashed at once.”
>“Through all this Sam is standing on the stage, mic in hand, waiting out the crowd’s anger"
>“Here’s this man who is telling the most viscerally sad and confronting story I’d ever heard on stage and this one guy thought he was entitled enough to interject. I’d be furious.”
>“He wasn’t. When he eventually speaks it’s to direct the ushers to remove him. ‘I don’t want you here,’ he says, calmly. ‘I’ll donate the money from your ticket to a charity that helps victims of Jewish rape. Get out, mate.’ Then he went straight back into his set.”

>>213326393 (OP)
Good morning sir! I am too also very much hate this bloody bastard man he say very bad thing about India and be very mean to us!

>>213326557
Your gay love-crush is showing

>>213326815
hard cut to your crooked aspie face

>>213328302
rape?

The TED talk was funny.

>>213326433
yes

>>213328912
makes sense since Sam's involvement in writing it was so small.

it would be funny if he got raped by large black men

>>213328951
Oh, word? Who was mainly responsible for it?

OP saved the jewish race by making this thread

>>213328492
I'm not the one who can't stop making threads about him

>>213326393 (OP)
the steroids fried his brain
sorry but he's only going to get worse.

Let's see your gorilla nest

>>213326393 (OP)
>Outdrew Eric Andre
>1 million viewers on adult swim
>Sam Hyde always wins

GET A SKILL

>>213326393 (OP)
I like

>>213326433
No, I fucking hate Hyde and all the alt right grifter faggots he represents. I hate him for flooding the board with literal paid shill threads, I hate his retarded fan base for doing it for free, I hate how he pretends he cares about lost men who are in desperate need of a community, I hate that he's a phony trustfund babby millennial Mike Rowe telling young people to get jobs they hate. And most of all, I hate how he dares to think himself as a an edgy comedian when he's never made a single joke or caused as much outrage in his entire career as based Harland did with just one single joke on Conan. Fuck Hyde, if you like the guy you're a genuine dipshit dumbfuck retard. I wish nothing but the worst for Hyde and his paypiggies.

https://youtu.be/CHr19L5aK7c?si=gXyUS-NijF0-GhmZ

>>213326393 (OP)
getting raped is funny

>>213328992
Sam literally asked for /pol/tards to submit stuff on his facebook for it. Andrew Ruse also wrote for it.

>Sam: "Im the master if trolling bro. No one can understand my level of meta irony! I'm unstoppable!"
>"Heh, make a Gorrlia nest."
>Sam: "F-FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!"

>>213326393 (OP)
Internet Culture

Will Sam ever address the GNQ?

>>213329647
sam was just pretending to be butthurt and unfunny
the master reigns supreme

>>213326393 (OP)
Sam is funny, not sure why he gets hated on.
Not everything is funny, not everything is a hit, but generally speaking his humor entertains me.

If you dont like, dont watch.
His comedy is like andy kaufman, where making the viewer uncomfortable is the main point, its supposed to upset you, its supposed to make you feel weird, thatd the point.

MDE, fishtank, extreme peace are good, but not ground breaking. If he had 10 million he could make something amazing
>But the jews hate him

>>213329774
>Sam is funny, not sure why he gets hated on.
because he isn't funny and he's a horrible "person"

>>213327028
Scam?
He makes a product people pay for, if you dont like, dont pay for it.

Stop being a stupid jew

>>213329647
The amount of buzz that stupid interview got was insane, all so he could hype his show.

Its almost comical how stupid leftists are

>>213329830
Horrible person?

Who isnt? Most people are not good, bill maher is a known sexual deviant who pays for sex, frequents sex clubs where women are debased and dedtroyed for everyone to watch. Yet he is a jew who has a HBO show.

>>213329647
>Act like a gorilla for me
>Ok
>Starts acting like an aggressive animal and tips over the table

And people are.... weirdly triggered by this or something? He went along with the bit.

>>213326815
Threatening to kill hasan was pretty funny

>a-are y-you heating the room on p-purpose?
amazing improv from the master of comedy

>>213329990
sad attempt at fake feud between someone with a bigger audience than him to get more views

>>213326455
>On Cinema universally beloved
>hard left-wing opinions but mostly keeps it out of his comedy
>untarnished legacy of all-time great comedy shows (Tom Goes to the Mayor and Tim and Eric)
>funny off the cuff
>genuinely intelligent
>musically talented
>is not a dysgenic mutant freak on TRT
>is not a self-hating gay man that makes constant hypocritical gay-bashing jokes
>is not a vile grifter who literally scams his audience
>happily married to a beautiful wife, has beautiful aryan children

Tim won.

>>213330224
This was such an amazing moment, you could tell he was seconds away from having an even bigger melt down.

>>213326887
They’re black

>>213326838
I tried to listen to the phone call but Sam's voice was so high and squeaky, all the dogs in my neighborhood started barking and a swarm of bats surrounded my house

>>213329647
My favorite part
>can't overpower a man 20 years+ his senior
Now I wonder if he rigged the boxing match.

>"Tight and RIPE"... you like the sound of those two words together, hm, Sam?
>*sam turns bright red and shivers with rage*
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT, HARLAND!? ARE YOU CALLING ME A CHOMO?!?!

Tim Heidecker unironically has less jewish DNA than Sam

>>213329843
Sam peddles nfts dude, scammed some guy out of a million+ to get Extreme Piece of Shit made, and lied to his Fishtank investors, you shills have no leg to stand on.

>>213330413
What a wild photoshop just so you can basedface in it

>>213330259
Is that shit about there being creepy pictures of kids in the bathrooms at adult swim true? Tim is definitely one of the enigmas of modern TV/comedy, it would be a shame if he was implicated in Epstein business.

>>213330371
have you looked in tim's rectum i think he keeps most of it there

>>213326525
what was your favorite skit?
what did you like the least?
what did you think of the individual performances?

>>213330504
Vikadin construction worker may be the only piece I'd ever go to watch agian.
Hated the dildo skit, worst thing to ever exist and whoever wrote it needs shot in the head.
Charls and Erick good actors, proven through Charl's willingness to undergo a humiliation ritual to play the part as assigned
Animations were gud
Everything else was utterly forgettable.

>>213326393 (OP)
GET
IN
THE
NEST

>>213330276
Not helping Sam's case

lol this fat fag lost his shit at harland, guy’s as big of a baby as he looks

>>213327534
What’s the lore behind this? Did he make her take the photo after breaking her nose?

>>213330564
>hates the prom sketch with every fiber of his being
>says "proven through charl's willingness to undergo a humiliation ritual"
>doesn't understand the entirety of the prom sketch was written by Charls himself
First AI is also the best sketch

>>213326393 (OP)
I for one am okay with "hating on sam hyde" threads. They are kino

>>213326393 (OP)
nerd

>>213330787
Not the entirety. You forgot sam's bits molesting a craigslist actor

>>213326393 (OP)
Everyone says what's wrong with the people hating on sam hyde.

I ask, what's wrong with hating on sam hyde?

For me, the answer is "Why not"

>>213330771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui9pjFNkues
tl;dr
She was an /r9k/ egirl whose meme was getting nosebleeds easily. Speculation is that Sam fucked her hard and triggered one and they took a pic to commemorate it.

>>213330847
I would bet my bare asshole chuck wrote the whole thing including the ending

>>213330858
no one gives a fuck who you hate the only problem is that there doesn't need to be the same thread every hour with the exact same replies every time. it's getting to be baskintranny levels of annoying.

>>213330888
>>213330787
IIRC neither chuck nor erick were involved in any of the writing, they came on when shooting went underway.
At least, so I've heard.

>>213330259
Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job is somewhat wholesome while having a sort of seedy kitschy degenerate tone that feels like a fever dream. It doesn't have any significant mean-spiritedness about it. MDE stuff can get quite mean. I know very little about American History - Tim represents the Union which won the civil war and has become very progressive, anti-racist and some might say puritanical. The modern culture of the paradox of tolerance created by them is exported throughout the West. I personally think it's going too far, "progression" is limited in our existence and I think that forcing ethnicities to mix when they don't want to is not right. Sam on the other hand represents the Confederacy, and they obviously don't view all races as equal. I don't think Sam sincerely would want to enslave people of colyr (though it seems modern liberals argue in favor of modern slave labor via mass immigration that I think will eventually result in civil war and overt ethnic cleansing). Sam advocates for authentic nations (not deracinated economic zones as they've become under liberals) and straight up telling the truth.

The most pressing issue that the liberal establishment is trying to sweep under the rug is the Epstein Maxwell mossad blackmail issue. It's clear that what the Union has become is not able to properly deal with this monstruous evil. Look at liberal cities in America. Crime-ridden, drug addicts everywhere - a mess, and they used to be much nicer. And Whiter. We just need to stop burying our heads in the sand and accept that White and Jewish people have created great countries historically, both fulfilling different roles, but now is the time to stop bullshitting with failed megalomaniacal games and mental gymnastics and listen to what Sam is saying. Or you can just be gay and schizophrenic and continue turning the West into a flop because revenge for the holocaust and colonialism and slavery with mass 3rd world import.

>>213330858
You don't get it, Sam is their "dad" and culture warrior leading the fight against the Jews and SEED OILS. The future of white civilization hinges on Sam siphoning money from his dementor underlings and using it to buy cars to add to his collection and expensive parkas.

>>213330938
the post that unironically saved the West

Everyone here knows Zack aka bad ideas aka alwaysbadideas right?

>>213330906
Whatever anti-Sam threads are spammed here, the damage pales compared to what Fishtank has done to this site.
In fact, to balance this out there hasn't been nearly enough anti-Sam threads if you ask me.

>>213330938
whatever man i'm gonna listen to old cum town eps

>>213330465
>damn I know he's right, so I have to change the focus quick! Uhh, uhh, Tim is a pedo because Adult Swim has a creepy bathroom!
Sam Hyde is literally a documented, verified pederast.

>>213330938
Stop using an LLM to make your posts. I can immediately tell.

>>213331136
just asking questions bro. can you provide proof that sam had sex with young boys?

>>213326393 (OP)

I hope Sam makes more content and I hope /tv/ continues to seethe.

>>213331191
Marky. Stop being disingenuous. The guy you are defending is a literal actual documented pederast. There have been many posts on this board documenting this thoroughly, I'm not going to spoon-feed you. But it doesn't matter because you'll handwave it away and say "it's ok when sam does it." Fuck off.

>>213331176
I just typed that out big guy. There's no EM dashes. LLMs are usually more point by point and overall coherent or easy to understand and follow than my post, which is no masterpiece, just my honest surface-level thoughts on Tim, MDE and the politics surrounding them that I could fit into a single post.

>>213330938
complete nonsense AI-generated babbling. You need to make more sense and be more concise.

https://youtu.be/HD-Dy2cApxI
this is what sam hyde fans call genuis comedy. a man saying "goobas" over and over and over and over agian. it's fucking nothing. its fucking garbage.

>>213331241
Uhh look up the definition of pederasty. You mean pedophilia, though wasn't Marky 16 and it was legal in the state it took place in? 14 is legal in some European countries. Probably a bit too young but it's not like Sam diddled a much younger child.

>>213331256
No one talks like this. This post is also AI. Everyone can tell. Stop outsourcing your thoughts to a machine, come up with your own.

>>213330874
sam hyde is a fucking unfunny faggot but im not sure a basedboy in a knitted cthulu mask droning on about sam fucking a kid for an hour and a half is any better. jesus christ what the fuck is wrong with people (both of them, for different reasons).

>>213326393 (OP)
whenever I open /tv/ now there's a thread about him
how's that even possible
is this like a concerted effort or just some guy being obsessed and seething endlessly?

>>213331276
You evidently wouldn't be a very good proof-reader, lol.
>>213331317
You're an "everything's AI" schizo? Sad, tinfoil tier.

>>213331030
all me btw

>>213328912
yeah ,15 years ago

the Idubbbz documentary thing was pretty funny

>>213331329
you underestimate how much his shills denied Marky even existed, videos like that may be kind of cringe but they put the shills do bed and they can't deny it anymore
>>213331304
laws Sam may broken:
filming/photographing her (CP, federal)
something about taking her over state lines (federal)
if a girl is "chaste" (virgin) and she's coerced into sex the aoc is raised to 18 (state)

>>213331441
well nothing seems to have happened with the marky issue so...

>>213331030
>whataboutism
spam doesn't justify more spam fuck off already

>>213331508
For anything to have happened she would have had to press charges. I think her mom tried to get her to, but ultimately Sam had Marky so mindbroken she never did.