Thread 213329594

They should make a movie about Doritos

Ok

>>213329594 (OP)
It should be about how Doritos were created by some spic and totally not a company executive.

>>213329594 (OP)
About how they suck now?

>>213329612
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The Doritos Cinematic Universe. Just think of it. We'll be rich.

these would blow founder's mind

I refuse to believe people actually like Cool Ranch. Cool Ranch is a psyop

>>213329594 (OP)
Why is red nacho cheese in America but Chilli heatwave in the UK?

>>213329892
It's part of the global warming climate hoax narrative. Like how they color all your weather maps red for perfectly normal seasonal temperatures.

No the film should be about those nachos you make with beef and cheese and hot sauce you pour in the bag.

>>213329594 (OP)
I thought they did? About the factory guy who came up with a new flavour? Or was that a differnt type of chip?

>>213329594 (OP)
Id like a movie like that scene from breaking bad where they're showing the German guy the new flavours they're developing.

>>213329892
nacho is just a spanish name but dumbass amerifats thought it was a kind of cheese. and civilized british people probably thought that sounded cringe to name a flavor that way

>>213330184
That doesn't explain why they didn't keep the red = cheese branding. Or why they sell nacho cheese dips anyway.

I think there was one about a Mexican inventing it

ranch or cool ranch?

>>213331584
then google it I'm not your dad

>>213331584
He's just a retarded brown that can barely read English, you gotta remember that

>>213331766
ok poltard

They should make one about tofu chow fun with a side of spring rolls.

>>213329710
Kill yourself.

>>213330184
stupid nigger

>>213329594 (OP)
Bring back the jack

>>213329594 (OP)
they already dorito did

i will never forget you '04 logo

>>213333006
The real 04 was better

Yeah. On how america went fat

>>213333006
I always forget that this logo was a thing. When I think of Doritos the early 2000's one comes to my mind first, then the current one, then the 90's one.

>>213329594 (OP)
list flavours of doritos that you get in USA
here we get
chilli heatwave (red)
cool original (blue)
nacho cheese (orange)
once upon a time we got roulette (95% cheese flavour but 5% mega hot) but they were causing people to vomit and throw up.
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/jul/17/dorito-danger-i-thought-i-was-going-to-die-says-girl-who-ate-spicy-chips

They did

>>213333203
I really liked the roulette doritos, each bag had a little of spice but keeping the flavor of nacho cheese doritos that are my favorite by far.

>>213333676
Yeah.
The ultra spicy ones would actually rub off a little bit on the nacho cheese ones which gave them a nice kick. They toned down the spices here after the backlash and then they were just discontinued altogether.

>>213329594 (OP)
5 dollars a pack now.

>>213329594 (OP)
they should make a movie about Dezznuts

>>213333913
that's too dorito expensive

For me, it's this