Thread 213329927

War of the Worlds Xisters…not like this…

>>213329927 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9erkpdh5o0&pp=ygUWd2FyIG9mIHRoZSB3b3JsZHMgMjAyNQ%3D%3D


How can such Kino be hated???

>>213329927 (OP)
The trailer dropped a week ago and the movie release was yesterday.
We knew it would be a stinker.

>>213330005
looks like an asylum movie

>>213329927 (OP)
What the fuck how do you fuck up war of the worlds of all things

>>213330498
The Asylum version was much better

>>213330005
Jesus. Well at least they are honest about it

>>213329927 (OP)
Pathetic effort. Someone owed Cube some money or something.

>>213329927 (OP)
Somehow it's #2 on Amazon in my country (France). The name of the IP and the cast sells, even if the movie is dogshit.
I wonder what the budget for this was.

Fuck Ice Cube. Support Michael Jai White, "Trouble Man" released yesterday!

>>213330843
I felt some sympathy for Nolan in TDK (shit) trying to wrangle a decent 2 minutes of screen time out of this guy. He seems cool but just cannot act at all.

>>213330751
or it's a Dick Tracy deal where they have to do something with the IP every few years or they lose it.

>>213330843

Is this a remake of the classic?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWD_aNspyfo

>>213329927 (OP)
project blue beam the movie. ice cube in full boomer normie mode as he learns to give up control. a feel good ending all around.

when you think about it, ice cube was a real piece of shit nsa employee. the moment theres an emergency he abandons his job and abuses the spy grid illegally to worry about his family. and the moment they pull his access, he joins his son posting on 4chan. imagine if a soldier, during an emergency, disobeyed orders and fled so he could worry about his family instead of fighting the war.

>>213329927 (OP)
Oh thank god
Jeff Wayne-bros... it's our time!!!!! (next adapatation, whenever that will be!!!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Poii8JAbtng

>>213330005
>comments turned off
kek

>>213329927 (OP)
https://gofile.io/d/xJyFVh
>>213330843
https://gofile.io/d/f8UNHM

>>213331285
ty

>>213329927 (OP)
why was this even made

>>213331173
>FAREWELL THUNDERCHILD!!!

>>213332024
Money Laundering?

>premiered in 2021 in a film festival
>obviously shot during the pandemic
Took it long enough, they just edited the date to 2024 in the movie

>>213329927 (OP)
I heard this was made during Covid

>>213332315
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Perhaps tax sheltering

>>213330942
Lol War of the Worlds is public domain

>>213330005

The concept of aliens harvesting data off the internet to plan an invasion isn't bad; but its just obviously made incredibly cheaply and the concept of an entire movie just being a bunch of internet videos is absolutely terrible, I'd imagine it was done to be cheap and to work around the stupid COVID lockdowns; but its still a terrible idea.

>>213329927 (OP)
So can these people just not say no to money? I can understand Eva Longoria but Ice Cube should have AT LEAST 100 million by now. Why star in one of the new worst films ever made? What could they offer you to degrade your name like this?

>>213333414
>I can understand Eva Longoria but Ice Cube should have AT LEAST 100 million by now
there's no chance Ice Cube is good with money just based on him being a black republican.

>>213329927 (OP)
What was the budget on this film? Is there an official number?
Surely it did worse than even Morbius or Borderlands, hell most of the stills in the trailer look like they were GPT generated.

Niggers just suck at horror films and or survival horror. No one takes them seriously as most protags of horror rely on sharp wit and coherent strategy...something most blacks don't have as evident by all the world star hip hop/chimpout threads you see on /gif/.
The moment shit gets bad, they will loot and riot, rather than take shelter and prepare for survival.

i liked it
there i said it and im not ashamed

>>213334813
me too, but as a comedy

As a found footage fan, i unironically liked it.

a lot of people seem to have some kind of fatigue

>>213329927 (OP)
>>213330005

Welcome back, scifi originals.

>It's War of the Worlds
>With Ice Cube
>What's not to like?

>>213330005
Was this made during the pandemic or something? I fucking hate movies that are just Skype calls

Ice Cube bros how do we respond?

>>213335351
I like ice cube, but this whole movie takes place on computer shit is irritating

>>213329927 (OP)
>fat glasses nigger

>>213329927 (OP)
>They keep making War of the Worlds movies
>When none of them have gotten even close to being better than the musical
Why even try?