Thread 213330583

HOH: Mickey
Noms: Keanu, Kelley, Rylie
Veto: Keanu

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previously on /bb/: >>213322582

He keeps getting away with it

extremely funny how I never heard a religious word out of morgan before zach mentioned religiosity as a key dating trait in their personal chat now she keeps hamming it up kek

>>213330607
WE LOVE YOU GOAT

zach wants to take a shot now
morgan suggests putting both jimmy and rachel otb next week

desperately want a jimmy renom because his cunty crashout will be one for the books, and because mickey will have wasted her power on fucking over an ally

>>213330632
nobody will ever take a shot

>>213330632
mickey said she would make a big move if she won hoh

backshots with lauren

>>213330659
he would be so pissed for sucking up to rachel just to be backdoored before her

>>213330632
inb4 it’s too early bro

>>213330612
she has prayed almost every day in the gym

In traditional Dungeons & Dragons, a character's abilities are defined by six core stats: Strength (STR), Dexterity (DEX), Constitution (CON), Intelligence (INT), Wisdom (WIS), and Charisma (RIZ). These stats, typically ranging from 3 to 18, represent a character's physical and mental capabilities, influencing their skills, saving throws, and other actions.

STR: Measures muscle, physical power, and endurance.

DEX: Represents agility, reflexes, balance, and fine motor skills.

CON: Indicates health, stamina, and resistance to physical harm.

INT: Reflects a character's reasoning, memory, and learning capacity.

WIS: Represents perception, intuition, and willpower.

RIZ: Indicates a character's force of personality, persuasiveness, and leadership skills.

What are Keanu's D&D stats?

Lol imagine if I was casted on this season and I fucked Morgan's ass so hard with my BWC. Just got her so dick faced she can't even function anymore.

And then on the night she gets voted out she loses it. Begs Julie to let me her fuck one more time before she leaves. Interupts the live taping screaming "This nigger cunt belongs to ANON!" Starts crying and rolling on the floor.

>>213330659
Prison mike gots ta go

keanu is misting the whole house rn

jimbo is going to be vincenzos' jesus, he'll die on the block for his ratty sins

Jimmy bros...

>>213330659
i want this. back to back hoh fails. at least this one will have a happy ending.

wiat wol up Keanu actually won veto AGAIN? as in today?

he knows your pain jim jam

>>213330726
Wow he looks fine af with short hair

>>213330774
GOOD

>the zoom in on rat's interlocked hands
I aint cappin that shit button boy
these two got the stink yo

Zach: Jimmy has 8 mercenaries
yea he's finito. i think kat was throwing out ahsley and rachel as noms to paint herself as just another lackey in jimmy's mastermind scheme

>>213330726
18/12/16/10/12/8

>>213330819
Stupid fag mudslime.

>>213330726
so he doesn't have black hair

we do not need four cams on this grossmance skippy
I'd sooner watch won't meditating

>>213330856
>chaotic evil
he's not evil

>>213330726
Isn't charisma typically CHA?
I've never once seen it shortened as RIZ

>>213330898
Nah man I love yellowstone.

if rylie had got to keep his hoh he would hae won the veto and kept his noms the sam cause keanu wouldnt have played

KNEEL TO YOUR KING

>>213330726
HANDSOME LAD
Sadly I'm not gay so I'd feel wrong making a "he can ride my mule" joke, but I'm happy to pass that along to the gay anon who wants to eat Keanu's farts

if we get through this week with jimmy being the one to leave we are so blessed

>>213330966
I don't trust mickey to do it but boy would it be the kino option

>>213330911
just ignore d&d is racist and condemns an entire race to a single morality

I wish Ava had a dick i could suck.

>>213330659
Please send him to block city

Rylie: I'm in like with you.
Kat: Mhm.

Rylie: You're mine.
Kat: (blank stare)

>>213331041
kinganu

Where's the Big Mak poster im so fucking horny man.

>>213331067
so weird omg
like he studied fanfic

simpyboy inching closer to just outright rubbing her ass kek
keeps moving up her leg

i MUST HAVE jimmy's face when he's shocked and btfo by his ally.
he washed her fuckin feet lmao

>>213330844
>>213330856
>>213330868
>>213330887
>>213330916
>>213330963
appreesh teh (You)'s, you niggas is based.

>>213330916
>Isn't charisma typically CHA?
Yes nerd, I am a faggot. I just had Chips Ahoy and Budweiser for dinner. Please cut me some slack.

it was the veto comp from last season that Tucker won

>>213331067
fascinating to watch trailer park rizz in real-time

>>213331067
so this shit actually works?
looks like it

>>213331111
that constant rubbing and touching thing he does is gross. idk how she puts up with it unless she's just as pathetic and desperate.

Did Drawn Together have big brother eliminations? or was it more like the real world?

we're going to get this ava/keanu moment and it's going to be some absolute nothingburger isn't it lmao

Ava

>>213331179
the fucked thing is I truly think she'd be fucking him if it weren't for the cameras, she's mentioned them a couple of times he's asked to do something

>>213331196
It was based on Surreal Life, so like Real World

heh jimmy going over scenario who would he evict between kat and rylie

>>213331216
literally me

>>213331216
miserable dopey bitch
i want her to know that kelley is 100x cooler than she'll ever be

>>213331137
ye i was thinking it was this too when >>213326791
>tile

doing it again this time with vinny
that said I'll fucking kneel if she help gets him up

i need rylie's nontent ass to go home this week

>>213330607
>>213330941
KEANU 4 HOH

keanu is a fucking chad

>>213331240
I can't tell if she's into him, or just using the cameras as an excuse to keep him at bay

>>213331067
absolutely based rohan poster

>raging feminist
>gets in a showmance with the rapiest guy from the season
what did she mean by this?

send one of these two home so grod doesn't go full 24/7 cam on them like blared

>Jimmy nom
i refuse to get my hopes up with this cast

Keanu is 3/3 on veto competitions
He might just be the greatest comp beast we've ever seen.

>>213331419
living up to the stereotype of course
don't forget she's supposedly a raging feminist yet managed to alienate every girl but lauren kek

mickey bout to give the kiss of death to jimmy, or he's going to unintentionally save his ass and not even know it kek

jimbobros... this aint goin well

>>213331257
Kelly has a solid jawline too. Her offspring would probably come out looking like little jackson michies

ropes is being cunty to jimbo like she was to morgan
I think it might legit happen lmao

>I don't even want to talk about it
oof

if jimmy actually goes up i am gonna LOVE mickey

>jimmy treated mickey like his queen the past couple weeks, dressing her up, helping do her hair, even washing her feet at least twice
>will be nominated while his black queen simps over the cowboy klansmen from oklahoma
you can't make this shit up
>>213331577
the hug of death

>>213331442
His HOH for next week must be manifested

YOU'RE TOAST JIMBO

>>213331419
if you’ve been watching feeds it’s obvious the feminism line was fed to her by production

this week might've turned out more kino than a tmc hoh
blackpillers wya?

>>213331651
only because of based keanu winning veto

>>213331651
don't get your hopes up just yet with these people, but yeah if she does this it's honestly almost better than simpboy doing full hag noms kek

>>213331667
he's just too powerful

Guys don't get our hopes up, production still hasn't gotten to her yet about who to put up. They're gonna fucking brainwash her and we'll get the predictable renom cause we can't have anything good.

part of me kinda wishes she renoms jimjam but he wins blockbuster
can you imagine him seething but still in the house after a failed eviction?

>>213331718
yucky yuck
he looks like a family beater

>>213331718
the face he makes when he wants foods, cuddles, or sex

>>213331718
looks like some psychonauts character

Surely Mickey will still want to nom him 40 hours from now

>>213331712
if kelley wears her lucky cardigan into the blockbuster it’s over for jimbo

I see weekend button boy is here being the cunty bitch he is

>that kat foot zoom in
feetcreeps this is your moment

When BLACK WOMEN are speaking I am listening. I am learning.

this dude is such a simp holy fuck

ICKO, SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>213331874
I'm not sure if he's going to graze her tit or ass first
fucking yuck

HE'S TOUCHING HER

Micky/Morgan cams 3 and 4

bro she is not reciprocating any of this shit you’re saying take the hint

come one mickey, give in to morgan's dark side and just nom jimbo
do it

>>213331891
he never stops touching her

why is Kat being so receptive now?

>>213331907
and then put all the blame on morgo!

>>213331918
does she think he has a big dick?
I genuinely don't see any other plus to the guy

>>213331925
I forgot about sick nasty lmao

>Can love bloom in the battlefield?
Find out in the next episode of big brother.

did the feeds just cut when Morgan was about to admit that she doesn't like Katherine?
>she was told you didn't like her and were targeting her
>i'm not gonna lie...
feeds cut

jimmy is going to go full samson option on the hags if they blindside him like this
aaand he's coming into hoh now kek

>>213331947
maybe she enjoys the attention
didn't she say her dad fucked off when she was a kid?
those are prime victims for these psycho guys

with this many people still in the house i genuinely dont understand why they put 4 cameras on tmc lying there

jimbo senses the disturbance in the force
can he get her off him as a nom?

just catching up.
I would be okay with losing that retard Rylie this week. how did he guess wrong ?

>>213332013
ashley's social obviousness made him think she was "too comfortable"

>>213332004
it's the same shit they did with blue and pootard in 25
grod loves her fucking weird showmances

>>213332004
the feed operation is honestly such a mystery of incompetence

>>213332013
we don't know exactly how interrogations went but general idea is he already was leaning towards ashley and nothing changed that during them, the dumb fuck

the one thing fishtank does do right is being able to navigate the rooms at will

rylie looked like a legit psycho in that shot
hide the knives grod or he'll go full justin

4 cams on Kylie wtf

>>213331925
saddens me that people redact "reminds me of the minions" line

do the right thing mickey

>>213332070
>You control the action.

>>213332088
honestly don't know why people don't post the full one, it makes it even ickier
>You’re sick nasty, you’re incredible, you looked really cool in yellow, reminded me of the minions, I like your smile, you treat people with kindness,
you’re really funny, you’re really really funny, you’re really good at cooking, your nails look good, still French, let me think, there’s a lot,
there’s a lot its just like the word sensational just comes to mind when I think of you.

>>213332013
His hicksense gave him a bad feeling from all the black women so it was a 1/3 chance

if jimmy is nommed and goes home every single hoh so far has sent an ally home, is grod pumping carbon monoxide into the house in low doses?

>>213332088
>>213332119

>>213332193
can't send an ally home if all alliances are fake

>>213331925
I cringe whenever I see it typed

>jimmy rubbing mickey's feet
that's nice, still getting punted onto block city bud!

I can't wait for Jimmyfag to keep digging his hole during this combo with Ropes and Morgan.
After the HoH takeover I thought this week was going to be a dud but now I'm really enjoying it. In Grod I trust!

>arguing over timezones

Close enough, welcome back Renny!

>saying he'd nom vince in front of morgan
morgans anti-jimmy crusade is going to go into overdrive kek

>>213332220
based icko roll

NEEDLES HWY
SYLVAN LAKE
BLACK ELK PEAK

>>213332232
they might need to close the schools or open the schools

>>213331039
Watch it, you’re earning yourself a one way trip to the block

Jimmy getting etfo would save the season

grod is going to throw mickey into the jag indoctrination room to try to save jimjam

Season's closed due to AIDS

>>213331041
>European king
>Not wearing the Ulafala
Ucebros…

>>213331196
>>213331242
there was plenty of Big Brother references though
I think the whole case of Season 4 showed up at one point or got namedropped, I don't remember

Can someone explain why Mickey is suddenly turning on Jimmy?
Did Zach and Vince mist Morgan so hard that she's in turn misting Mickey?

>>213332454
genuinely have no idea what is going on in mickey's head frankly
the girl is all over the place

>>213332454
Keanu told her that Jimmy was the only one who would talk to him. She thinks Jimmy is using that side of the house to do his dirty work.

>>213332454
Unironically hers and Morgan's combo with Keanu had them share info regarding Jimmy that confirmed he's been a pure snake that shouldn't be trusted.
KING KEANU RULES THE HOUSE

>>213332480
Need this desperately

>>213332480
>but the thing that made jimmy so happy that morning was that this was the day Mickey was being HOH
>jimmy was so excited you think he was HOH
>must have had 4 private convos with Mickey, had a signal all set up the minute he knew the veto ceremony was over

phew I was scared that Morgan is not going to mention the wall tonight

>>213332557
lmao
saving this for if they truly go through with it

"I MISS ADRIAN"
-KELLEY

>>213332617
kelley trvke

Kelley again mentioning Tucker and wanting him to be brought back and also live with them in the house

>>213332557
kek

>>213332651
she wants to fuck him

>>213332454
King keanu talked to mickey and morgan about why he targeted them. During the conversation he name dropped jimmy being the one he always talked to and how jimmy has been taking words out of keanus mouth and spun it making it worse. The conversation went well with mickey and morgan believing keanu about jimmy being a snake and making things worse between them on purpose. After their talk mickey spoke to kat and kat was talking about how the only reason she targeted mickey and morgan was because jimmy told her that those 2 don't trust her. Then morgan came to mickey later about her conversation with zach and how he said that they have the numbers to evict jimmy since no one trusts him. Zach and ratty have been telling morgan and mickey for a while now that they can't trust jimmy. With kat and keanus info now mickey is turning on jimmy hard

>>213332598
>but jimmy and I could never be made because we had caucasian blood
>it didn't even matter that my mother was ethopian
>to become beloved by twitter, you gotta be 100% black so they can trace all your relatives back to Africa
>see, it's the highest honor twitter can give you
>it means you belong to a cookout and an alliance
>it means no white can fuck around with you
>it also means you can fuck around just as long as they aren't also a member
>it's like a license to have DR cheat on your behalf
>as far as Jimmy was concerned, with Mickey being HOH it was like we were all HOH

>>213332651
she's delulu but maybe tucker will fuck her postseason kek

>jimmy back in hoh
I'll give him this unlike many tards he senses something is very wrong with mickeys vibe with him right now

Black Twitter will not like Mickey saying she couldn't listen to Cowboy Carter

Mickey dislikes NuBeyonce

>>213332881
rare mickey w

>>213332915
God i want to punch rattys face so badly

I may be drunk but when on earth did lauren replace morgan in this convo
girls been invisible since her hoh ended

>>213332996
she entered the room like 10 minutes ago

this pop music discussion is so surface level

>>213333030
the vodka is hitting me harder than I thought then

Jimmy discussing with Mickey what album he will get the next time he wins HOH

>>213333115
biggest kek of the year

>>213331891
hes going to be doing more than that

>>213332651
fuck yeah

rylie and ashely

Mickey running a Jimmy renom by Wont (laying down in the backyard)

keanu talking about how his job is just 4 hours of meetings while he chills by the ocean

Jimmy's in trouble kek

papa won’t WON’T get up to talk to mickey, she has to come to him

I'm surprised Mickey was able to find him because he's pretty well camouflaged

based papa won't gassing up mickey to nominate jimmy

based papa won’t telling mickey getting rid of jimmy would be huge for her resumé

jimmy getting hisam'd? i'll take it. hisam was the bigger missed opportunity as a house guest but hisam's eviction still produced kino feeds so ill take it

Based papa won't further getting Rope head to renom Jimmy

>>213333451
*gulp*

And now Jimmy giving shoulder rubs to Ropehead LMAO him constantly trying to be around her while she's further being set on renoming Jimfag is good shit

>>213333530
>him constantly trying to be around her
he slithers up to power and does this shit intentionally before noms and renoms

hate ava

>>213333400
JIMMY'S GOING DOWN!

>papa won’t WILL push mickey to nominate jimmy
>papa won’t WILL talk to and hug keanu
he’s being very willing today

Are they eating pulled pork sammies tonight?

>>213333451
If Hisam had the blockbuster he would have never left.

>>213333570
Absolutely, easily the slimiest guy in the house. Best part is he thinks he's playing a perfect game. At least with Vinny playing all sides he has the thought in the back of his head that his game can get fucked at any moment

>>213333591
>me not understanding the will/won't dichotomy til this post

who did Ava suggest going up? she mumbled it

Ava is the Jewiest Italian who's ever been on the show

the houseguests saw MJ vote out Leah and dedicated their entire game around it

>>213333639
Pretty sure Kat

>>213333639
Kat as the easy option

>>213333626
Dumb lomaposter

rat putting in his time incase Keanu wins HoH

pooch posting

>>213333660
bronte d'acquisto

>>213333679
>>213333683
ava sucks so much

how is Ashley still in this house kek

last time I checked the last name Pearl ain't Sicilian, if ya catch my drift

>>213333755
she's pretty based desu, hope she sticks around for a bit

>>213333755
Ashley needs to make it into Jury. Chaosash is great

>>213333777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewtf2C-TxPM

I hope keanu's friend who said he's like devin tells him how much we love him here

>>213333755
she's an equal opportunity hater
besides Zach because she has a crush on him

>>213333755
these insane hohs keep targeting their allies and she just sneaks under the radar

Kat wants to throw away meat that expires a month from now

>>213333777
ava officially out of the greasy guinea squad

bros I can’t handle how fucking tight lauren is

>>213333057
lets get shit faced tonight

>>213333841
weird walk, 2/10 would NOT bang

what if boren is too tight?

>>213333777
The 7 have spoken

>>213333850
already there babes
I suspect I'm going to forget half the feeds tonight which is a shame

>>213333852
she needs something to straighten her out if you know what I’m saying

>>213333852
she's a pump n dump
no way you'd date her but fuck her? sure

>>213333850
rare aura cap

>tardboy having wine
KAT RUN

mickey opened a bottle of wine and said she will get drunk off of one glass. i think kat and rylie called dibs on the rest after Will got a big one

>>213332454
Of all the words of tongue and pen
The worst there is?
/pol/ was right again

>>213333929
based papa won’t WILL get tipsy

how's the wine

Rachel mentioning tequila brings me back to BB12

>>213333986
I am Vegas Brendon

>>213333986
BRENDONNNN LET'S PLAY BIG BOOTY

grod has been extra stingy with the booze compared to the last couple seasons
give them alcohol you wench

the TLP needs to get drunk

>>213334034
WHOA THATS RACHEL?

>>213332714
>>213332557
bumping for someone to remember to say this

>>213334034
her tits were so glorious

>>213333985
Dang his mustache grew fast actually, it was stubble last week.

>>213334037
i don't remember them getting a lot of booze last year but when Cam did he immediately started talking to MJ about tying people up during sex

>>213334034
holy shit bb12 rachel was such a tight little slampiece
still overshadowed by bb12 britbrit but damn

>>213334059
mmhm

they really don't want us knowing what was all said during the ava/keanu fight for some dumb reason

>>213334094
>>213334107
She finna get TMC'd

>>213334177
pointlessly trying to save it for the ep I assume and it'll be a nothingburger

>>213334034
whoa.. what happened?

wont WILL chug a glass of wine mmhmm

>>213334031
Kat would definitely have sex with TMC as long as no one could ever find out

>>213334217
he had a big day he deserves it

>>213334219
if he could convince her the cameras turned off for sex she unironically would fuck him imo

they’re turning on mickey for not liking beyonce and thinking of going after jimmy instead of rylie

>>213334275
kek I knew her Beyonce comments would not go over well

Kek at twitter/reddit having a meltdown over Jimmy going home.

>>213333777
checked

>>213334301
all the gays i know on twitter fucking hate him for some reason

Did you doubt him?

Rachel simping for Rylie now is hilarious

"IM GOING TO PROTECT YOUR SHOWMANCE AT ALL COSTS"
-Rachel

>>213334375
>>213334376
kek actually based as fuck

>>213334299
ropes slightly based

>>213334301
gaybros...

the hags getting completely misted by a mediocre gross showmance is glorious

>>213334318
he's a performative cunt, trying to be iconic and failing is fucking cringe

TLP! :)

>>213334318
my mom works with some gay dude who hates jimmy kek she asked who he liked and he said "i can tell you who I DON'T like"

were we wrong?? could the season be kino?? ropes flipping on Jimmy???

>>213334406
>practices speeches for hours to use against keanu
>keanu drops a simple one liner on the spot in response and destroys him

>>213334435
Thanks to Keanu

all things considered kat is taking possibly going home better than i expected. at least she's playing now

laurens been wearing that outfit all day...

if Kat and rylie loudly fuck maybe that'll be the final push and the hags will choose true love over jimmy

Rachel’s weakness is actually showmances lol

god i wouldn't expect the rodeo dude to be such a pussy

what's with these cowboy retards completely losing their minds for some random chick they've known 4 weeks

>>213334497
nothing but steers and queers in texas/oklahoma, soimething in their water

>>213334490
not only that, he's got women buying his woe is me soft boy act. clown world stuff going on here

>>213334435
I'd kneel if she actually goes through with it
I'll believe it once it's done>>213334435

Funny how Lauren's game plan was to have a slow burn romance with Zach to take advantage of the showmance hags but it went so slow they got bored and moved onto the trashy couple

Imagine your parents walking in while you watch this Rachel/Rylie talk.

>>213334472
Ponder on the aroma

rachel loves this she got mindfucked by the showmance

>>213334545
She didn’t know yet

this dude is majorily creeping me out. it's been like 30 minutes monloguing to rachel about what a sweet girl she is

>>213334570
only because she can imagine them making comparisons to her and brendan on the show and highlighting how they fell in love

he just gives you that look with those dazzling blue eyes and you're smitten

Rachel was pushing for Kat to be the renom so she's not as misted by this fauxmance as you guys are making her out to be kek.

jimmy out this week then let’s get the hobbit out next week

>>213334565
there's a reason I don't tell anyone I still watch big brother

>>213334605
which eye do you look in?

rachel is such a woman

>>213334435
i never gave up
doomers need to chill

>>213334623
this conversation is unreal kek

>>213334638
Just pick one eye
It isn't that difficult

if you shopped ava's long hair away to make hair like pic related she would legit look like a huge nerdy boy

I mean, strategically if Rachel wants to be a third wheel to a trashy showmance that's not a bad position for her

>>213334655
it just keeps going around in circles lol

>>213334672
i fucked up, i meant hair like this

>>213334605
his eyes are a pretty color but they're too far apart
he had one of those bird noses
his lips are way too thin
his mustache is disgusting
his hair is i don't even k ow what it's supposed to be
his tattoos are weird and disturbing
he cries land pouts like a child
he gives creepy stalker, wife and child beater vibes
no

>>213334681
She doesn't though, she wants Kat on the block which makes this conversation even more bizarre. I think she's just trying to stay on Riley's good side by feeding his delusions.

Rachel isn't competing here.
She is just tard-wrangling.

the best part about all this is Jimmy has NO fucking idea he's being considered and is living comfy right now

I can't wait kil Rylie introduces Kat to his two abandoned children

laurens in the shower

not more fucking rat cams AAAAIIIIEEEE
one of kat or rytard gotta fucking GO

>>213334715
yeah it's wild how he cosplayed as a handsome cowboy for one episode before reverting into this

the tight little piece is naked and wet

>>213334752
I coom

Rylie had a angry blowup where he cussed at Mickey but he almost immediately turned it around by crying how "it's not me" and "I don't even know what happened" and now women are feeding into his act. This shit can't be real.

>>213334760
shes all slippery

>>213334791
hes an empath

Rylie is going to make sure Mickey makes a big move, he will talk to her tonight so that she has a night to contemplate the bombs he's about to drop

Rachel is a production plant and you know Grodner loves her showmances. That's why I don't see production talking Mickey out of the Jimmy nom

>>213334846
based

>>213334791
"He's an inbred who's too retarded to put up a front" is their thought process exactly

Jimmy fucked up the order. didn't Tucker go after Joseph? I thought that's why people were suspicious of Tucker throwing it so he wouldn't make jury

<3

feeds cut when Kelley kinda sighed/grunted when Kat said "if Rylie wins HOH he will sleep alone every night unless i'm in there"

>>213334945
tucker was evicted first on tkunts hoh
sots was evicted the nest week on quinns

I like this bathroom crew

>>213335051
me too. cozy vibes even though rylie looks scary to me

Are Rylie and Keanu friendly now? I just remember him seething about losing the veto.

>>213334959
its crazy enough to work

kat is naked right now

>>213335084
hot

>>213335079
kelleys knows how to dress

Mickey caught lying about Beyonce

kelley annoys people because she is constantly telling other people little things other people say even if they're little criticisms. like Will saying Zach looks like a 12 year old boy.

she also said she washes her hair in the sink instead of the shower because she hates the feeling of wet hair on her back

>>213335120
she didnt invite me

>>213335139
i'm guessing she's an influencer and was just trying to fit in. pretty based that she admitted to not even listening to beyonce's new album

>>213334976
Simpbros...

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>>213335164

NEWWWWW