Thread 213330925

>She's lost the will, Tooliv
Why was the droid calling Obi-wan Tooliv? And what was this will that was now lost? Holy fuck Lucas is a hack.

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>>213330925 (OP)
Someone shoved a lightsaber up her cooze. This caused her rectum to melt and her poo to mix into her bloodstream. She died of toxic poo blood.

>>213331006
>cooze.

you’re not funny and you never will be

>>213331002
Why are Jews so disgustingly obese

>>213331029
There you go Ranjeet.

>>213331006
did she suck up the lightsaber with a fart vacuum in her anal cavity

>>213330925 (OP)
You’re misunderstanding, Obi wan accused anakin of being the Sith Lord Lost and the droid is explaining that she’s actually Lost not padme

>>213331073
Yes but it was too late, the damage was done.

>>213331049
They feast on the severed limbs of Palestinian children

>>213330925 (OP)
She was literally the perfect wife; provided powerful motivation, didn't rat him out, bore his children, didn't grow old and then died without him.

I don't watch hockey

>>213331061
It's a meme you dip

>>213331061
You're the Ranjeet here

>>213330925 (OP)
Lol.

>>213330925 (OP)
Why did Leia said she remember her and that she was kind but sad when her only contact with her is being born and her dying?

>>213331845
Because Lucas is a hack writer

>>213330925 (OP)
The whills were microscopic single-celled life forms that fed off the Force and controlled the universe, according to Lucas.

>>213331002
fat bitch

>>213331731
>>213331754
Calm down Ranjeet, you're overstimulated. Go outside and have a nice big poop.

>>213331266
she had bad BO though