Thread 213331269

Who's gonna take his place after he dies?

>>213331269 (OP)
There will be a new format by that point

>>213331269 (OP)
Big Sam

>>213331269 (OP)
Feyd Rautha but he gets stabbed in the neck right away.

>>213331303
what causes this?

>>213331269 (OP)
>be a failed martial artist, failed comedian, failed show host, failed sports commentator
>start a podcast where you invite your friends and talk about retarded shit like smoking weed and bears
>somehow become a gazillionaire
How does this shit work I dont get it

Will he have Nick Fuentes on?

Theo Von?

>>213331269 (OP)
He won't die.

>>213331465
This. We'll be laughing about how he's still podcasting into his late 90s in decades to come.

>>213331353
Being 6'5 and roiding for like 20 years

>>213331269 (OP)
my dune...
my arakis...

>>213331354
i'll give you failed comedian as i've never heard him say anything funny ever, but

>failed martial artist
he literally took it up as a hobby with no intention to ever compete
>failed show host
man show and fear factor were both really successful
>failed sports commentator
just objectively wrong

>>213331354
It's completely random chance, like winning the lottery or being devoured by sharks while swimming.

We only know of Rogan because he's the random lucky bastard who succeeded, while the thousands of other more or less identical people who tried to do the exact same thing languish in obscurity.

>>213331269 (OP)
it might as well be dead at this point. the podcast has long fucking sucked since he started inviting guests that he blatantly doesn't like and who don't have anything interesting to offer.

>>213331354
>start a podcast where you invite your friends and talk about retarded shit like smoking weed and bears
the podcast legitimately had some really good fucking content from around ep #200 to #1000. Joe gave a longform content platform to experts and interesting people who otherwise would never be widely regarded.

>>213331671
He did compete in Taekwondo though

>>213331818
To be fair, I was just walking around a strip mall one day and won 3 taekwondo tournements by accident.

>>213331774
getting too big killed it. Made Joe self-conscious and start to hold back his opinions.

His move to Texas and LARPing as a conservative also didn't help.

there's like 10 other mega popular podcasts for dudebros already

>>213331269 (OP)
He is not that old (in his 50s) in good health, rich and in good terms with the jews in power.

He will outlive most people on 4chan, lol.

>>213331303
Joe Rogan is funnier than Sam Hyde

>>213331269 (OP)
AI

I have completely gotten tired of comedians talking about being comedians to comedians.
And I'm so tired of joe intersecting mma into somehow every single topic on earth.

>>213332793
This, literally.
Just feed it all of his shows and let the painter paint.

>>213331269 (OP)
shoeonhead

>>213333609
she can't even make a video once every 3 months lol

>>213331354
1) He made a fortune from being on a TV show. So he was already rich ages ago.
2) He didn't have to work so he started doing a podcast. He was already well connected from decades of working in comedy, mma, tv etc. so he was able to get high profile guests quite quickly.
3) Podcast gets millions of subs because it appeals to the lowest common denominator
4) Spotify gave him a trillion dollar deal because he had a lot of subs.

>>213331728
>random
Nothing about it was random.

>>213332841
Out of all the big name podcasters, joe is hands down the absolute worst at being a host/interviewer.

>>213331269 (OP)
Baron Harkonnen

>>213333609
she was OK before her 10+ year old boyfriend broke up with her

>>213334154
he's simultaneously based but so fucking soi at the same time. how is that possible

>>213331269 (OP)
>Jaime... Send word to Gaydude Prime. Begin selling the weed rations... But slowly

>>213334201
He's a bug and bugs are cool, but he's also jewish which is regrettable.

Unironically AI

as is always the case, half of you will ridicule the notion until its reality.

>>213331269 (OP)
How long does podcasts have until they're a dying media? 20 years?

>>213331354
>failed show host, failed sports commentator
this is just objectively false

>>213335600
I could totally see this

>>213335600
he's gotta get jacked and get bald and he could

>>213331303
he looks like a raped bitch

>>213335795
>get bald
>get

>>213335583
>>213332793
i had a nightmare i was in the future and an AI with the face of rogan ruled the world, and there were those boston dynamic dogs everywhere with guns on their backs

>>213331303
he got that gorilla nest built yet or is he still figuring it out?

>>213331269 (OP)
dave bautista

>>213331269 (OP)
Feyd-Rautha

>>213335759
he was very successful at both particularly the latter and moderately successful as an actor

>>213331269 (OP)
His best friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Orj55fo1u9I

>>213336397
>need to provide id to watch
oh fuck off it's belly of the beast right

>>213331774
>since he started inviting guests that he blatantly doesn't like
>since spotify deal
Not like he had a choice.

>>213331354
Pushed hard by people with money

>>213331774
>he started inviting guests that he blatantly doesn't like
As far as I know he has final say on who to invite. One of his staff gives him a list of people and he chooses who to contact.

His guests fucking suck now because ALL the actual smart interesting professionals he used to have on are in fact smart enough to have morals and know that being attached to Joe's retardation is not worth their morality hit. Look at how Neil Degrasse Tyson still shows up - it's because he's a fucking immoral piece of shit who absolutely has done so much damage to science literacy by his unhinged outrage.

>>213335759
Zoomers think anyone who isnt a billionaire with a model wife and doesnt get mentioned by gossip news at least 5 times a week is a failure.

>>213336872
>ALL the actual smart interesting professionals he used to have on are in fact smart enough to have morals and know that being attached to Joe's retardation is not worth their morality hit.

Guy had fucking Bono on 2 months ago. I really dont understand how you people and your head-canon work.

>>213337297
I will give Bono credit for committing so much effort to charitable causes.

I've listened to Bono talk before and he knows fucking nothing. Going on Rogan isn't going to make him sound any smarter. He's the opposite of Neil Degrasse Tyson he knows nothing but comes off as charming and likable. But that doesn't make him interesting to listen to.

Why does Joe look like he's aged 30 years in the last decade? Is there some sort of substance abuse going on, he looks so old and bloated. What causes that? He's also changed mentally into an insufferable know it all cunt, long gone are the days of curiosity and wonder or at least the perception of it

>>213331303
This guy is not funny at all.

>>213337500
Sun exposure. That's it. Going out into the sun is a fetish and nothing fucks up your skin more. This isn't a dig against active outdoor activity. This is just pointing out that people are killing themselves and their skin by going out there without protection and sunscreen. All those retards out there fake-tanning are just getting the cancer without the healthy exercise.

His podcast was way better when redban was still there,eddie bravo would come on way more often and didnt take himself so seriously.

>>213337613
Nah. Just bad genes. He's got that old world look about him. Sun doesn't do it. Smoking doesn't do it. Bad skin & genes.

>>213331269 (OP)
By then most people will realise its mostly hot air and nonsense. We are going back to real interviews baby.

https://youtu.be/taTXqTdYYUY?si=X2SfaHfijWbJSmx3
the future is here grandpa

>>213331303
build the nest Sam

>>213336397
it's funny, because, somehow, alex jones is a better comedian than joe.

>>213331303
he was raped by a gorilla in a nest

>>213337613
>sunscreen
will fill you with chemicals and micro plastics, and enable you to stay far too long in the sun, thus giving you cancer

>>213331354
Friendship surrogate syndrome and the fact that his listeners have no hobbies or things to do.

>>213331269 (OP)
Me

>>213337997
i really like that they drew that single line to signify a tiny asian ass cheek peaking out

>>213331269 (OP)
no clue. comedy is kinda dead. imo. can't think of anyone who might be interesting to listen to

>>213338579
shes german

>>213335600
He's a Zionist piece of shit

>>213331305
lel

>>213331269 (OP)
I thought that was Patrick Stewart when I scrolled by this thread...

>>213331269 (OP)
>even Rogan has admitted Trump is lying to America about Epstein
What’s it gonna take before you guys stop worshipping a pedophile? I still think Joe is bootlicking scum no matter how much he tries to distance himself now

>>213331354
He has a dozen people working off screen to constantly look shit up and send it to him on discord/teams/whatever they use so he can look smart at any given time. Take him out of his comfort zone and you’ll see how dumb he is

>>213337500
Roids, coke, and booze

>>213332732
I don't think that Rogan has ever been funny.

joe is sweet as a sugar plum

>>213331269 (OP)
Watching all these podcast types desperately try and gatekeep their audiences and they still become antisemitic is never not funny to me.

>>213331269 (OP)
Owen Benjamin would love to take over. It's been 7 years and Blowen is still pissed at Joe telling to chill out on twitter

>>213331354
algorithms and being pushed by the "right" people retard

>>213331269 (OP)
Dude’s just in his 50s and takes care of himself. We’ve easily got another 20-30 years with the guy.

>>213331269 (OP)
>his place
he's already irrelevant.

>>213331671
The man show and fear factor wouldve been successful anyway, rogan didnt drive the popularity of those shows. You couldve had some hack like adam carolla host those shows and they wouldve still been popular in the early 2000s.