What the fuck did I just watch?

>>213332406 (OP)
is there a decent torrent yet?

>>213332406 (OP)
depression kino

A studio trying to take another bite of the apple and jumping the shark

>um...so i guess that movie just happened?
>what the heck?
>ya'll, this movie is hecking weird

>>213332406 (OP)
A slap in the face if you liked the previous 2 films. Raw, unfiltered kino of you're a delusional Brit and wanna act patriotic over zombie cock instead of soccer or something as your nation gets arrested for mean tweets and becomes a jeetshit colony.

Euthanasia acceptance training for general public

>>213332445
want to take the dildo out of your ass and try that again

>>213332462
Case in point and exhibit A: the assblasted Brit I was talking about.

>>213332445
filtered
>>213332460
poisoned by modernity, like Erik

>>213332410
Yeah it's out now https://thepiratebay.org/description.php?id=80002590

>>213332445
The federal government sues you if you criticize Israel in the US

>>213332410
https://gofile.io/d/Xy191Q

>>213332406 (OP)
Danny Boyle being a senile hack

>>213332506
Nope. 1st amendment. I can walk around with a sign saying to nuke Israel all day every day. Can't do shit. We have free speech here.

I'm still watching, got 55 minutes left but I'm on my phone because I really don't care about the retarded son and his mum

>>213332530
okay then do it
i'll laugh as you get sent to el salvador

>>213332622
Don't worry, its about to get weird

>>213332784
I do all the time. I can critique Israel. We have mainstream celebrities who do even. You're referring to people being deported for antisemitism and shit. They aren't real citizens. Can't deport me anywhere. I was born and raised in the US. So I have no green card or visa to hold over my head.

>>213332530
Bondi is suing like 3 different college kids right now. Check again faggot apologist.

>>213332516
solid, appreciate it anon

>>213332960
Never heard about it. And if I had to guess it's likely more than talking shit about Jews and Israel. Or it just won't stick. Because that's not a law anywhere. It's why our government is in bed with so many private companies to censor speech because at the federal level they literally cannot do it.

>>213332406 (OP)
So far my movie of the year.
Probably the best movie I've seen in a few years actually, potentially the last 10 unless I'm forgetting something significant.
I remember really enjoying Men (2022) when I watched it last year after putting it off for a long time.
Alex Garland is a kino machine.
I'll probably watch Bone Temple at the cinema.

>>213332406 (OP)
absolute kino

>>213333399
this is bait

>>213332406 (OP)
i liked it, but the infected were only in the movie for like 10 combined minutes.
i guess it's kind of hinted at multiple times that there's honestly not a lot of them in terms of population, at least in the local area, which seems fair given how rural it is.

>>213332811
yeah that wasn't too bad

>>213333399
>I remember really enjoying Men

I thought it was really good. One of the best movies I’ve seen in a long time. I really liked the ending. I don’t think any intro can top the second film, but I’m looking forward to the others ones.

>>213333493
>I really liked the ending.
Ruined your bait right there. Nobody but actual, unironic mentally retarded people could possibly like that out of all things in this shit of a movie.

ME FUCKIN BABY

>>213333488
kek

>>213332406 (OP)
Big Zombie Penis.

>>213333518
Not him but I enjoyed that scene too.
The highlights of the movie were the Das Rheingold giant on the causeway scene, the ending scene, and all of Dr Kelson's scenes. The opening was ok, mainly for the music.

>>213333830
What the fuck is happening here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciy_RJ2NePw

kino opening

>>213333964
The rage zombie stops being a rage zombie and gives birth so the mom and the infected mother can have a touching and emotional moment. Why are the infected breeding? Why does it stop raging and hold the mom's hand? Why is the baby not infected? Because fuck you. What you expected a good movie like the other 2? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Nice one. Enjoy your zombie cock, L4D video game zombies, this trash, and a tribute to Power Rangers and an infamous British pedophile with ninja powers. And your Lifetime movie in between.

>>213332406 (OP)
The movie was cool, it has his really eerie and heart-wrenching moments, but the arrow killcam and that fucking ending with the jumpsuit ninjas were the worst part

>>213333964
baybae

>>213334046
28 days later zombies were never really zombies though. They were living people. Rage is like rabies. It doesn't kill you, it just makes you aggressive.

what was his problem

>>213332406 (OP)
Something far beneath the abilities of everyone involved

>>213333635
unrealistic, pakis fuck their cousins

>>213334018
I like how the music made the whole opening feel like an angelical event

>>213334046
women get fucked by hormones during pregnancy it's not really hard to understand why some infected whore would become less aggressive and more accepting of help during pregnancy. and did you somehow miss the alphas? they're infected with some retained higher function and obviously Samson is that baby's father.

that dude has enough thought to stick a deer head in a tree to mark his territory he's more like an extremely roided and primitive man

HOWZAT!

>>213333370
>Never heard about it but here's my non-educated opinion while my head is in the sand

>>213334667
>no evidence
Confirms I'm right. I accept your concession.

>>213334191
I really liked what some other anon said about how the infected were essentially returned to a state of innocence, like Adam and Eve were before they ate from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil.
And the imagery of the priest leading his flock into a new promise land that now belonged to them.

I also liked how if you think about it rage zombies are really no different from hostile enemy barbarian tribes of the past. Like they compared the alphas to essentially the Viking berserkers, but even before then you had legends of giants like Goliath or monsters like Grendel which have always been part of the human cultural psyche, and so this isn't really a new enemy but just the latest manifestation of man's eternal conflict versus nature.

Or maybe the infected represent a more evolved state of humanity destined to replace us.
I'm trying to tie it to greek myth but nothing really connects.
The giant running down the causeway reminds me of Prometheus and the titans for some reason.

>>213332622
>I'm still watching
>but I'm on my phone
Typical zoomy

>>213334769
>I'm trying to tie it to greek myth but nothing really connects
Because you're making shit up and coping desperately clutching at straws looking for some kind of meaning or decent content. But there is none so you can't make it fit because it's a shit movie and you should stop embarrassing yourself making shit up trying to justify it.

>>213332406 (OP)
I thought they didn't make good movie posters anymore

>>213334415
You cannot make this shit up.. who in the fuck thought this was a good idea

>>213334809
*FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART*

>>213333830
jesus...fucking christ and people are praising this movie??

>>213334822
the brilliant screenwriter who fucked all three movies in a similar manner

I know it's edgy, but considering the ending he really should have just shown them all getting torn up, and used their actual screams
not stock hag screams

>>213334809
If a movie inspires theorizing and interpretation then it's automatically of a higher calibre.
I'm uncowed by your challenge.

>>213334415
>DA DA DA DANGER DANGER

>>213334415
>nooooooooooooo why isnt my zombie movie realistic and grim reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>213334785
make good movies then i won't get the phone out
the next step is to stop the movie and drop it, I'm immune to sunk cost
the second part was pretty good actually so shortly after writing this i never touched my phone again

>>213334926
Yeah because this is some Cronenberg or Lynch caliber cinema and not just a shitty movie riding the coattails of the popularity of the other two.

>>213335020
>Lynch caliber
He said it's good, not a piece of shit

>>213334415
my wife

>>213335031
>lynch is shit
Bad bait. 1/10 is the best I can give you.

>>213335043

>>213335020
I don't consider Cronenberg's nor Lynch's stuff to be comparable.
Lynch's stuff is more about moods than anything substantial, the Cronenberg movies I've seen weren't particularly deep not tried to be.

>>213335073
so are these like scots? or chavs?

>>213335043
>>213335073
The one in red that gives the side glance is cuter. Unless it was a man.

>>213335103
They're droogs.

>>213335103
Jimmy is a Scotsman, no idea about the other guys

>>213335020
>popularity of the other two.
>two
mate

>>213335112
Yeah she cute

>>213335146
28DL was kino and a classic.
28WL was the Aliens to 28DLs Alien.
28YL is horrendous and embarrassing.

>>213334415
Fuck everyone, I liked it.
Normies are just mad because they wanted the opening of 28 weeks as an entire movie

>>213335073
sexo

glad i never watched this trash

>>213335220
Looking forward to seeing you in every thread for the next few years

I remember the fucking Savile generals when the movie came out kek. They didn't last long before getting nuked

>>213335199
I actually liked it as well, but I also genuinely have better taste in film than the vast majority of this board

I liked it but it felt like a pilot for some amc or tnt show

>>213335360
i thought they were gonna pull some attack on titan shit here

>>213335360

>>213334415
The fucking Teletubbies opening being sampled when they start jumping off is when the kino really starts.
>ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUUUUUR!

>>213335360
thats huge dick wtf

>>213334919
>>213335166
So more of them survived the house raid

>>213335463

>>213335463
>clothes on the closeup
Cowardly filmmaking

>>213335597

Does Years have any shots as bloodcurdling as this?

>>213335638
Lol there are plenty of flopping zombie dicks and tits in the movie, don’t worry coomer

Why do the tradcaths hate this movie? Is there a zombie abortion or something?

>>213333830
This has Reddit tranny scripting written all over it

>>213336047
might wanna calm down chuddie

>>213335638
What about a leaky pusy?

>>213335184
>28WL was the Aliens to 28DLs Alien.

>>213336047
That's life

>>213334046
The power rangers scene was mocking retards like you who wanted to watch capeshit with zombies

>>213336262
Why were all of the crawly ones asian?

>>213336446
It looked more kino, aesthetically speaking.

By far the most interesting and memorable movie of the year.

I watched fantastic 4 and already forgot it

>>213335463
White people when Sam’s Club has bogo Hidden Valley Ranch

>>213335782
you mean, zombies running over a hill? yeah there's a few of those

>>213335184
So Alien3

>>213332406 (OP)

>>213332406 (OP)
Memento Fleshlight

Assisted Suicide Propaganda

Literally came out the week they made it legal in the UK.


I might sound like a conspiracy nutter but you have to remember every British movie is awash with government (arts Council) and NGO money

>>213332406 (OP)
It went full retard. full gay. full slop. full "twilight years filmmaker makes shit movie about muh kids cause he has kids now and is a boring old faggot".

>>213337880
Thank you Mr Paradise for your thoughtful journalism

>mom and the doctor treat the zombies with compassion
>dad and village isolate themselves on an island, only leave to steal resources and kill zombies
>chavs dressed up like Savile (real subtle) treat them with contempt
Hmmm what message are they sending here

>>213332406 (OP)
>What the fuck did I just watch?
The definition of low-brow slop.

>>213335112
the one with the jaw scar?
that's the guy in the black and red suit >>213335166

>>213334113
... in the original all they had to do was wait 28 days so the zombies would die off starvation, it makes no sense for them to survive for this long

>>213332406 (OP)
digshite, lad, complete and utter dogshite

I can forgive alot of the retarded fucking zombie baby and 12 year old taking his mom out to the fucking zombie infected wasteland and surviving and everything.
But what I couldn't stand in this movie is how Danny Boyle just kept cutting in splices from medieval films. Like yeah we get it you are living like in the medieval times again. You can have a random character tell us about it.
Don't give me a fucking seizure over it flashing it's images on the screen.
What the literal fuck?

>>213338388
lol holy fuck if true. Fucking brits

>>213332406 (OP)
Is there a good torrent out yet?

>>213340626
Do you live under a fucking rock?

>>213334415
If you enjoy this you might as well be an indian

>>213335166
fuck europeans are ugly

>>213340417
the rage humans would eventually die of infection or other diseases if they eat animals.

>>213333830
I'm sorry, what the fuck?

>>213332406 (OP)
Am I retard or did they really not explain why the zombies ignored the doctor? How do you just hand wave that shit away lmao

>>213341435
Zombies now have babies. Yeah it's not just made up.

>>213332608
The Teenage Ninja Jimmy Saville Squad was like something out of a fucking Sunday Sports article

>>213335528
I've only seen the dicks blurred out edition

>>213333830
Jesus fucking Christ
>>213334415
>over 60 cuts in less than a minute
>the scene look like it was writen by some redditor

Kino of the highest caliber. Sorry you were filtered. There's a new Marvel flick in theaters right now that might be more your speed

>>213332406 (OP)
kino

>>213334415
If you don't like this you are a worthless soulless husk
a-fuckin go

Funny how a movie shot on a fucking iPhone looks better than all the big budget capeshit you guys talk about all day

>>213335775
these nightvision shots are so fucking cool, zombies haven't really been scary in any way for a long time but this makes it work. just imagining them wandering around in total darkness all over the mainland.

>>213341576
>if you dont like this cartoony farce then youre soulless

>/tv/ constantly complains that all movies are too safe and boring now
>this one tries to do something different
>reeeeee where all the zombies and shootin!?

>>213341481
He lives on a spot that needs you to ford a river to reach (It's shallow but strong currents, he says "This helps keep them out" when they cross over using the guide ropes) and also he covers himself in iodine which the infected hate.

>>213341625
Yes, glad you understand

>>213339779
The chavs also weaponize the immigr- I mean infected against the rest of the living. So that tracks too.

I mean if the infected really are immigrants that doesn't paint a very good picture for them.

>>213334415
jesus christ.

>>213340571
It's more a comment on British history and identity than "Look, we're medieval now!" That doesn't really need commenting on, does it? The movie is filled with references to British history and pop culture

The doctor was hot, I would fuck him.

>>213341481
This post really encapsulates the hate for this movie, doesn't it? Just retards who don't listen making up non existent "plot holes". As >>213341654 said, he lives on an island that requires a huge bridge to reach. Watch the movie next time instead of playing Fortnite on your phone

>>213334415
pajeet dogshit

>>213341625
>A child who survives a zombie virus outbreak in early 2000s Britain
>Grows up with no parents or guidance so he models himself after a guy on television whose name he shared (who turned out to be a pedo but he would never know that)
>Years later, he is a psychopathic leader of a gang of people like him who style themselves as a fucked up combination of teletubbies, power rangers and Jimmy Saville
it doesn't work as well if you are American like I assume you are. it really needs an awareness of early 2000s British culture and how silly it all is.

So can we now, finally, stop pretending that 28 Weeks wasn't kino?

>>213336047
no it is just lazy writing. butting a baby in a zombie movie as symbolism of hope is beating a dead horse sort of overused trope. we had the same shit in Children of Men and other apocalyptic worlds more than enough.

In fact I respect The Walking Dead for letting the baby, the mother and Carl die instead of forcing happy endings.

>>213341654
in the comics which are canon a guyin london on a one man killing spree figures out that they are tracking by smell so he keeps himself very very clean, he even sets a trap for another non-infected guy he hates by setting up a booby trap that douses him in perfume drawing a crowd of infected to him

>>213341787
anon the baby survives

>>213332406 (OP)
It was shit. People were saying "the first hour is kino"... it was hunger games with a kid instead of a girl, plus some shitty zombies. It was crap.

>>213341834
Also the premise was bullshit: shurvivors were left to fend for themselves". In reality other countries AT LEAST would drop food and weapons from planes. It was a pathetic excuse for the bow+arrow nonsense.
Go into a narrow hall in a house? Use a bow of course, why would yopu use a machete for close combat when u can use bows?

>>213341862
because if the blood gets in you it's GG, why would I use a machete?

>oh no the rampaging beast who cares not for his own health has scraped me open with his hands but fear not, for I shall get him with this machete, causing him to die and bleed the fuck all over
>alas, I have become infected. how could this have happened.

>>213333964
babby is formed

>>213341862
they don't have the guts to bomb the island into oblivion but at the same time they aren't going to help them, the idea is likely just hope they all starve to death

Man I just wanted more kino of infected running through English cities and shit
Instead we get some lame ooga booga shit where the infected are completely different and lost all their scariness

when i heard the soundtrack right at the start i knew it was going to be some prententiousbongslop, after they got back to the town i deleted it

>>213332445
>>213332445
But the second movie sucked. And the first movie fell apart in the third act. This movie followed that trend too. It seems like they wanted to tell so much but were limited by the running time of a film. Should've made it a mini series instead.

>>213341862
No one air-dropped supplies into Palestine except for the US in the early days, who only briefly did it for PR points so they could say they did, haven't done any since, and who were responsible for the weapons that faciitated the continued murder of Gazans to this day.

Why did they stop airdropping supplies into Gaza? You can imagine something similar in UK. Maybe the US wants to annex the UK and turn it into the 51st state, Scandinavia and France said "fuck no" so US refuses to provide aid via air and France and Scandinavia are afraid if they expend resources there to clear infected it will just make it easier for the US to stage a land invasion and take it over once the hard work was done, so it's kept as an open air prison.

>>213341947
This one is just part 1 of a two parter they already shot, it's coming out in January.
And part 3 is already in production pending approval depending on the box office results of the second.

>>213341862
>In reality other countries AT LEAST would drop food and weapons from planes
Who says? That's your head canon. It's probably a metaphor for WWII when America failed to intervene and stood by doing nothing

>Use a bow of course, why would yopu use a machete for close combat when u can use bows?
Have you even seen the first movie? Holy FUCK this board is retarded

>>213341862
I love people who try to sound smart by pointing out plot holes but only end up sounding super retarded instead lmao

>>213333830
Alex Garland has birthing fetish, see Men

>>213332445
Imagine being this direction brained and actually thinking the second movie wasn't complete sterile shit

>>213334415
Greatest kino filter of the decade so far

>>213341982
Really? What will they call the next installment? 28 years later part 2? Or 29 years later?

I enjoyed it but it's basically two different movies where one of the movies isn't out yet.
>28 years later is a depressing movie about a child learning to accept death and dealing with emotional fallout that turns into a jimmy saville impersonation squad fun time in the last 5 minutes
then presumably the bone temple will be
>the jimmy saville impersonation squad fun time will be an allegory for the dark heart of the saville squad mimicking the real savilles "hidden" depravities, showing that they really were just like their idol.

none of which has fuck all to do with the religious opening or the fucking baffling baby immunity subplot.

>>213342285
The bone temple.

>>213336262
What the fuck? This looks like a scene from Uwe Boll's House of the Dead.

Is the second movie even still canon? In that movie, it didn't seem that hard to combat the virus. It only took them 28 weeks to start rebuild London. And the second outbreak couldn't have caused that much damage since there weren't that many people there. Simply wait a month again until all the newly infected have starved and start over.

>>213342017
>America failed to intervene
how in the holy fuck is that our problem, you dumb yuros.

flick sucked ass, fucking hated that pussy bong kid

>>213341887
I understand it's a risk, but if you only can relly on weapons you can make, a machete will give you better chances than a bow in close combat, just like a bow will give you better chances from far.

>>213341961
I saw a video of my country's army dropping 12 tons of food and stuff just 3 days ago. Just because it's not on the news doesnt mean they dont get constant supply drops from everywhere in the world.

https://elpais.com/espana/2025-08-01/espana-lanza-12-toneladas-de-ayuda-humanitaria-sobre-la-franja-de-gaza.html

>>213342017
Have you heard of face masks and gogles? Problem solved.

>>213342017
>>Use a bow of course, why would yopu use a machete for close combat when u can use bows?
>Have you even seen the first movie? Holy FUCK this board is retarded
Have you heard of face masks and goggles? Problem solved!

>>213341887
>>213342977
there is a reason she uses a gas mask in the first movie, its still risky compared to a bow especially considering how good the islanders are with them

Nah melee weapons suck in all cases.
Remember the infected are swarmers.
>I'm sure to win because of my machete and goggles
You'll get swarmed like that priest in the beginning of the movie, scratched, and turn. The soldiers had goggles and fatigues and they turn the same. Infected can rip through clothing and skin fairly easily.

Now wooden spears might be good but you'll need to carry a dozen per person since one spear would be needed to kill one infected (it'll break, dull, or miss head/heart and be weighed down by infected). And spearing distance is close enough for blood spatter to hit your eye.
Bows are still the best.

Though for bows you'll still need to extra string at all times since you're not going to find suitable fibres just lying about in the wild and animal fibres would take long and involved processing to craft into bowstring.

>>213342403
Not really. They don't explicitly deny it but it's clear the way the infected work is not how they do in years. The infection in Paris can sort of by explained by the blurb that they successfully pushed back the 2nd outbreak on mainland Europe, it's left up to the viewer what that means

>>213344057
they show scenes from the 2nd movie specifically the snipers killing people during the 2nd outbreak, also the additional material on the website shows the european outbreak its unsurprisingly enough in paris

>>213332406 (OP)
>PLEASE HELP ME MUM!
>sorry kid, she's got a terminal disease. best I can do is kill her
>GEE THANKS FOR KILLING ME MUM DOC. I WAS WORRIED SHE WAS GUNNA DIE!
>last 2 minutes becomes swedish power rangers
piece of shit movie. I have never been insulted by a film before.

slop

>>213333399
>I remember really enjoying Men
I don't doubt you, faggot.

>>213341621

>>213344057
Probably nuked Paris and London

>>213344175
What the fuck would you like him to have done, give her chemotherapy?

>>213336262
Do you know what would be be better with shit like this? Is if they passed by in the distance a Chinese food van or something that's obviously worn down but these fat zombies were living in it. Kind of like little backstories to explain them that's just in view.

Because why the fuck is there massive fat Chinese zombies in british woods in Northumberland

>>213332406 (OP)
It should have been a series.>>213345087

>>213345087
Are they going to explain any of this? Or is it just "epic mutation varients".

>>213336446
insectoids portrayed as bugs innit

>>213345430
https://youtu.be/QiUI2YZVubk?t=2220

>>213335166
HEARD YOU TALKING SHIT ABOUT OUR FILM

>>213345474
"The virus acts as a steroid and evolves them"

That's it... lol
Wow so fucking gay lol ill just make it head canon that immigrants were used in labs over the 28 years injected with numerous amounts of virus or something

>>213342403
It is still canon but they sort of hand wave away everything that happens in it as not very impactful, the infection was wiped out of mainland Europe and the UK was left abandonned with any further attempts to repopulate it deemed too dangerous. The rage virus is just too dangerous, a single drop of blood can destroy a city within minutes. It's pointless to try to secure a country like that.

This movie felt like a fuck you to the audience. I felt insulted.

>>213332442
literally the audience every movie is made for now

they make movies and scenes to be cut into tiktok edits

Bottom line is that the first movie clearly established that the infected would starve in a matter of weeks on their own so this movie pretty much shits on its own rules and logic.

>>213345836
what's annoys me these days is there could be numerous reasons why there's still some around written in a good way yet they just choose not to.

AI could write a fucking better script

>>213345836
that's where a plot as said in other threads could have come into play, the virus went airborne or into "earth" so food was riddled with it, people could have had the virus dormant in them for years, some react some don't.. hence the mom chimping out now and then could have revealed she was "turning". they even have a seen of Aaron's character getting really angry at one point.

>>213345836
They hunt and eat

>>213346088
Yeah because why again? L-l-l-le heckin reasons? Wow. Riveting stuff.

>>213345355
go back home and spend her final days on bed loving her?

>>213346164
Kinda weird she didn’t give a fuck about seeing her husband ever again.

>>213345976
Or maybe they just don't want to spoonfeed you and expect you to fill in the gaps yourself like a big boy

>>213345355
should have injected her with virus blood as a way to "keep her alive but she won't be the same"

and spike just watched her rage run away into the distance or she's just stood in the fields looking at flowers but in virus mode lol that accompied with some music would have been kino

>>213347095
HAHAHAHAH FUCKING TIKTOK BRAINED FREAK

>>213346147
They evolved. I suppose it was also bad writing when humans evolved to train wolves and talk to each other?

>>213347095
How is that spoonfeeding? There's a thousand different subtle ways it could be incorporated into the plot that isnt spoonfeeding its just basic story telling. Are you mentally ill?

>>213346164
She didn't want to spend the rest of her life in pain and confusion. She wanted to die and agreed to the euthanasia

>>213347156
That's real. This is made up zombie world you gay cunt

>>213347119
Here kid, I can kill your mother peacefully and incorporate her into my cool alter of death, or I can turn her into a mindless zombie and have her roam around naked and eat people. Choose wisely now!

All these fucking threads. The same questions and posts answered over and over, holy shit.

>>213347181
>There's a thousand different subtle ways it could be incorporated into the plot
Then choose one and pretend it's canon. There, that was easy! See what watching big boy movies can do for your brain? Now go watch Fantastic Four again, i hear it has lots of pretty colors

>>213347219
I don't know what to tell you dude. They evolved and got smarter. That's literally the canon explanation

>>213347219
they aren't fucking zombies and they make it extremely clear when he takes the kid out for his first hunt

>>213347400
They weren’t zombies in the first two films they suddenly are in this one for..reasons. It’s just a bad movie I feel sorry for the dorks who have to pretend they liked it.

It's a movie for 12 year olds.

>>213347476
They're not undead

>>213347325
It’s the type of cannon/explanation usually reserved for gargantuan straight to dvd sequels.

>>213347501
They didn’t eat people in the first two films. They didn’t eat at all. There also wasn’t any importance placed on shooting them in the head or neck like there was with this one and they didn’t have super human strength or near invincibility either. They just stole random shit from other zombie media from the past 20 years and shoe horned it in.

>>213347476
what the fuck are you talking about? they're not even zombies in this one. only the "alphas" come off as zombies since they can take a few arrows before they go down
the other ones went down right away when they would hit them

>>213347611
>only the "alphas" come off as zombies since
How can you type that shit out and not cringe at yourself? Le alphas lmao so gay

>>213347579
That doesn't make them zombies

>>213347689
Why are you so dishonest?

>>213347476
>They weren’t zombies in the first two films they suddenly are in this one for..reasons
did you watch it

>>213347713
>>213347729
>>213347773
I hope you’re being compensated

>>213347837
absolute brainlet

KINO

>>213347844
>y-y-you just didn’t get it!!
Cope. It’s okay to acknowledge when a movie sucks, anon.

>>213347837
oh you're just some spic from /v/
now this makes sense

>>213334415

>>213334415

>>213347898
Wrong on both counts. Got any more of them copes?

>>213333830
LMFAO

Imagine defending this absolute trash movie

>>213347957
Fucking niggers are censoring catbox audio links now?

>>213347986
We're never gonba have audio here

>>213347873
How does a movie suck if I enjoyed it

To the people praising this movie I gotta know did all the unnecessary penis close ups factor into your love for it? It’s about the only unique aspect it had so I imagine there’s something to people who love seeing penises loving this movie

>>213348028
Ezpz you have horrible taste

>>213334987
I havent seen it but thay scene just looks shot horribly and very low budget

>>213347579
>There also wasn’t any importance placed on shooting them in the head or neck
kid was told to aim for the neck since his newbie bow isn't strong enough to penetrate the chest. it reinforces the idea that the infected are just humans
>head
islander kids were taught to aim in either the head OR the heart for obvious reasons. you don't need zombie media to know why.

Why does this movie make people seethe lol?

>>213345430
Like what exactly do you need explained to you? the alpha infected put a deer head in a tree as a threat or territorial marker. they're more intelligent than the regular infected.

>>213335073
Is the cross scar a reference to that shitty comic CROSSED?

>>213348079
>>213348099
Ahem >>213348031

>>213335463
>>213335360
idk why the dad and son were panicking there, infected are still human with human tier shitty senses

just run back into the forest, climb up a decent tree stay quiet and those idiots will get attracted by some other random noise in the forest

>>213348099
Not really explanation but it's cool to see into who this fucker is. Doesn't have to be full blown scenes just hints, but I guess like a video above he just evolved from the virus.

>>213341834
This. I have no clue what people see in this movie, it's a mess of a film. Uninspired, bad pacing and the script is all over the place. Niggas are really saying that this some high art when it feels like a bad fan film that tries way too hard to be "deep".

>>213348153
are you actually retarded? we see they're being led by an alpha who just stands there spawn camping them

>>213348117
Jimmy (their leader) was given a cross by his dad right before he got chomped. He wears it upside down now as an adult.

>>213348153
the dad knows it's an alpha and knows what it can do

>>213348214
Whoaaaaa what a subtle and totally not fucking hamfisted way to show the audience he’s a heckin bad guy now

>>213348171
We already got a bunch of hints they're more intelligent. like the Samson alpha, that dude is clearly more intelligent and not some mindless sped. that train scene showed it, his aggression ceases for a moment to look at his dead gf, and he stops several times to let Spike shoot arrows into him as if he's trying to intimidate him.

so will you faggots just accept this group larping as jimmy Saville with no explanation even in a sequel if it doesn't show why. Considering THATS LE SPOONFEEDIN AMIRIGHT

>>213348183
>>213348230
Again how do you write this shit and not pass away from cringe.
>it’s the le heckin alpha bro
>*basedfaces you*

>>213348265
I'm just going by what the movie calls things you jobless paki.

>>213348265
*frogfaces you*

>>213348241
>We already got a bunch of hints they're more intelligent.
>hints
It had its own sloppy exposition for its very very very dumb target audience

>>213348304
see >>213348295

>>213334122
Catholic

why did the Alpha have such a massive cock?

>>213348323
To appeal to its very very very gay target audience i.e. >>213348284

u fookin non infegdid cunts

>>213341787
>(nasal voice) i identified that trope a bluhbluhbluh
get fucked nerd

>>213340605
Of course it isn't true you pre-programmed NPC

>>213348400
>noooooo we needed that heckin baby plot device that didn’t add anything to the story

>>213338388
How terminally ill cancer patients be kept alive because of the dead jew on the stick or whatever?

>>213341787
>a baby in a zombie movie as symbolism of hope
doesn't work. there were plenty of symbolisms that the islanders were a cult.
so if this is a brexit movie, the islanders were the pro-brexit, and the apolitical new generation baby is hope for the future of uk,
guess what.
the kid just handed the baby back to the cult.

>>213332406 (OP)
was this a deliberate jimmy savile reference or not? because the only thing we see from this tracksuited and bleach blonde haired jimmy is him offering the 12 year old boy his hand and creepily saying "let's be pals".
in "28 years later: the bone temple" does this character molest the geordie lad and it turns out all those blonde ninjas are his previous victims and jimmy savile is his inspiration? though i suppose back when the events of 28 days later occurred it wasn't known publicly that he was a pedo. so maybe jimmy at the start of this film was just a huge jimmy savile fan, or there were lots of jimmy savile tapes wherever he ended up living, and it's just a coincidence that he's also nonced dozens while also being a huge fan of savile. or it could be that he hasn't nonced them at all and he's a jimmy savile fan.
would make sense that he's a jimmy savile fan from tapes or his childhood cos of the name being shared.
suppose it could just be a coincidence that he looks like he's doing a jimmy savile impression but i doubt it.

I didn’t enjoy it. I think the people that are claiming it’s really good wanted it to be and haven’t come to terms with the fact that it’s really bad. The next movie was directed by this incompetent DEI woman Nia DaCosta who directed The Candyman remake and the Marvels (both universally panned). Shes stated that including activism in all her movies is quite important to her so yeah have fun with those sequels lol

>>213335804
>there are plenty of flopping zombie dicks and tits
Show me one pair of flopping tits

>>213348504
His name is Jimmy and is in fact impersonating Jimmy

>>213348528
Proof.

>>213348564
has this been discussed before? i only just watched the film

>>213348528
>>213348570
Considering this one was directed by Danny Boyle and still lost 75 million dollars I don’t think there will be a third movie

>>213348592
I'm phoneposting and too lazy to look it up, but there's an interview where Boyle talks about reading the script and reaching the end where it specifically says they're called "The Jimmys", and that they're in fact a bunch of Savile fanatics

>>213348682
oh sweet i'll find it, thanks. that's great that they've actually gone for something so silly and edgy

>>213348183
are you actually retarded? they got their respite from the infected by just staying above them in the attic. it's pretty much the same as hiding in a tree and not wasting their arrows and energy

>>213348682
Which is also nonsensical and dumb because Jimmy Savile was only culturally relevant from the 60s to the 80s. It’d be like if some gen alpha kid started a Lavar Burton gang.

>>213348870
I'd start a cult about him

>>213348906
That’s a movie I’d actually see. On a serious note it does bug me though because it’s clearly thrown in because it’s relevant to Garland and Boyle’s childhoods but it doesn’t make sense for the characters or the time period.

>>213348749
ok so you're going to hide in a tree while these infected just stand below you with the alpha camps you congrats you're dead retard

>>213348870
Are you even British? Growing up in the mid to late 90s and even early 2000s had plenty of Savile reruns on telly. I knew who he was

>>213348997
>with the alpha camps
It’s such a stupid element it’s not worth dignifying.

>>213348749
Ah yes let's hide in a tree forever

>>213349017
Same with Lavar Burton or Mr Roger’s it’s still not relevant enough to the time it’s set in to make sense.

>>213348906
kek

the ending would have been stupid even without the comical parkour flipping

>>213349040
Again plenty of kids around this age would have grown up with Savile

>>213349061
It's possible that just like the Teletubbies, Jim'll fix it was one of the last things he saw as a kid before the world ended, and just based his personality on that. OR he's doing it for the lulz.

>>213349017
even if someone ain't on tv their presence is still about in hometowns, Leeds isn't that far from Newcastle maybe the jimmy kid just liked him back in the 2000s as a "hero"

this movie felt like it didnt know what it wants be be which made the whole experience pretty jarring

I almost get the sense that this was written as a standalone movie and was sort of forced into the 28 series as an afterthought or last minute script purchase maybe. It just doesn’t fit or work very well.

>>213334113
>Rage is like rabies. It doesn't kill you

>>213349379
the original sequel garland pitched was another government hearing about the virus and then sending in a team to go to the lab of the first one to get the virus so they could weaponize it, but boyle thought that was too generic and done a bunch already
then garland wrote this

>>213348997
you have to be genuinely dumb m8

what do you think happened to the infected that were chasing them into the house? they got distracted by something else in the forest, because there was no one around when the building collapsed in the night

the alpha literally didn't chase them, it was in the same spot from when they were spotted in the field until evening when they were spying on it from the attic
>>213349052
try reading beyond a primary school level

>>213334415
Hollyshit UK is officially India.

>>213334415
is this making fun of the walking dead?

>>213349379
agreed the rage virus shouldn't even be able to last this long, should have been something like 28 minutes/hours later. post-apocalyptic settings are dime a dozen these days

>>213348504
Yes it was 100% deliberate. Look it up if you don't believe me.

>>213347304
It's summer and /tv/ is apparently way more brown than previously assumed

>>213348504
The 28 world never found out Jimmy Savile was a serial child rapist and rumored necrophiliac. Jimmy doesn't know his hero is a pos. Any behavioral similarities are going to be meta jokes for the audience and commentary about idolizing people who don't deserve it.

>>213333830
I just watched this today, but this scene is such a rah rah go wahmen moment. Even in a zombie state they have muh empathy and care for the next generation. Meanwhile in reality they have aborted more babies than all the wars have killed since the start of recorded history and it's not even close

This doesn't even account for the paedo they introduce which alludes to their being or at least implied being there will be a child rape scene in the next film. So get ready for Spike to get spiked

I can't believe how terrible the OST is, such a downgrade after John Murphy.
We had fucking GY!BE in 28 Days, but now it's these fags, what a joke.

>>213342391
>Uwe Boll's House of the Dead.
Better movie than 28 years. I also genuinely have better taste in film than the vast majority of this board.

The good
>the worm-slurping crawlers
>I wasn't bored
>the picnic scene was funny

The bad
>cinematography (gimmicky, schlocky early 2000s-style headshots shown from multiple perspectives don't fit the serious/sombre tone of the movie, some shots look like actual dogshit)
>positively idiotic contrivances
>audio/sound mixing, sound effects, music, just incredibly below standard, it would be forgivable if it was some kid's first movie
>every tangible idea is something you've already seen somewhere else, possibly many times

I'm a little disappointed because various reviews and discussion I read before watching it made it seem like it would be really high-concept, but to me it feels like an extended TWD episode in every aspect.

this had some of the craziest editing ive ever seen it was kinda cool

needed subtitles whenever aaron johnson shat out his lines

>>213351845
Most of Boyle's movies are edited like that. Montages everywhere, action being intercut by out of context scenes, etc.

>>213335199
>wanted the opening of 28 weeks as an entire movie
nothing wrong with that

>>213332406 (OP)
anti christian propaganda, did you not like it?

>>213336262
>>poor man's bullet time
>>poor man's Sam Raimi smash cuts
Boyle is a true hack

an expression of modern Britannia
a film where a large, nude arabic man pursues white people and the authority figures says "well, there's just nothing we can really do about it, so don't worry"

>What the fuck did I just watch?
utter shit made by atheist hack who only read "the god delusion"

HOWZAT

>>213353572
>REEEEEEEEE I DONT CARE ABOUT THE MOVIE B-B-BUT HE DOESNT BELIEVE IN MY SKY DADDY SO I DONT LIKE IT! REEEEEEEE!
Lmao. Fuck off christkike.

>>213340417
That was only to address the ones living in the cities. As the NATO guy mentioned, other parts of Europe are perfectly ok.
>>213341408
Wrong.

>>213353786
HOWZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

Why didnt the priest and kid kill the Alpha zombie the first time he got drugged. They just walked away. Shoot him in the fucking head.

>>213353950
Listen to his dialogue. He respects life too much, he doesn't see a distinction between normal and infected.

>>213353829
mad?

boots part went hard as fuck

>>213353572
holy based

The first half of the movie was so good, then its just shit. Man that trailer was so good too im fucking disapointed. If I had paid money to watch this I would be mad