>I'm here for the Royal Counselor position...

>>213333479 (OP)
i look like that

Sure, you look trustworthy enough. Just need your name to get things started.

>>213333479 (OP)
Thank you for joining me, Liarman Evilsoul.

is it true they thought he was doing a bad american accent when he talked normally on set

>>213333534
>Grima Sauronpawnlyingmouth

>>213333479 (OP)
This shit always starts happening when they start slacking off on enforcing workplace dress codes and hygiene standards

>>213333594
Sounds good, we're gonna set you up as the king's closest and most trusted advisor.

>>213333677
>Worked as a salesman for a fucking gym of all places for a few months awhile back
>Dress code is pretty loose but business casual for everybody but the actual trainers
>Front desk nigga is a fat fuck who dresses like a homeless motherfucker and eats fast food at the entrance
>mfw

>>213333534
>vile shlomo

>>213333479 (OP)
Great, thanks for coming, Mr. Wormtoungeberg. First question, who is Gondor's greatest ally?

>>213333820
Isra- I mean Isengard

>>213333750
Planet Fitness?

That's a firm handshake you got there, son. You're hired

>>213333855
Minus the PNET

>>213333559
He only started talking normally after the filming was done iirc, until that time he kept the accent going so he wouldn't lose it.

>>213333923
Understandable, the israeli Parseltongue is difficult to acquire.

>>213333534
kek

>>213333750
This was him on the first week of the job

>What's this, a letter of recommendation from Sauron-man? You're hired!

>>213333479 (OP)
Ahh yes, we've been expecting you. You'll have to be recorded before you're officially released. There are a few ways we can do this, and the choice is yours