Can somebody please explain to me how to use these?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:18:37 AM
No.213333561
>>213333606
>he doesn't know how to use the three seashells
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:19:07 AM
No.213333573
>>213333584
>poo scraper
>piss scraper
>cum scraper
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:19:35 AM
No.213333584
>>213333617
>>213333573
But who cleans the shells?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:20:41 AM
No.213333606
>>213333561
>>213333580
This isn't funny, anons. I'm tired of having to use my hand, it still smells after I wash it for 5 minutes.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:21:07 AM
No.213333617
>>213333704
>>213333584
did you ever hear of the dedicated jeet toilets?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:22:43 AM
No.213333648
>>213333690
>>213333538 (OP)
in the demolition man future, all foods that are bad for you are literally illegal, so everyone has an extremely healthy diet and their shit is the consistency of rabbit dropps
you use two seashells to pull the log out of your ass and the third to scrap off any left behind debris
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:24:41 AM
No.213333690
>>213333648
That rat hamburger looked good in Demolition Man
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:25:19 AM
No.213333704
>>213333617
>did you ever hear of the dedicated jeet toilets?
No, but I assume its nowhere near as advanced as ancients Romes?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:36:34 AM
No.213333912
The three seashell system is quite simple.
Theres a light under each shell, but only one of the shells will have a lit up light. You must lift a random shell and hope you got the one with the light on. When you push the shell back downt he light will randomly change to another shell. If you can pick the correct one three times out of 5 chances, the toilet will flush. If you guess incorrectly, the toilet will not work and the shells will reset in 24 hours.
It was done as a water saving measure in the future, and it worked so well they made it mandatory everywhere. Its illegal to modify your toilet to remove the feature.
