Thread 213335636 - /tv/ [Archived: 58 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:13:55 AM No.213335636
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How did the rest of the world just move on? What's their discourse about the UK like?
Why was Spike confident enough to take his dying mother into the mainland when he barely survived with his experienced father?
How did Spike not wake up to the noise of his mum smashing a zombies head into stone?
What were Swedish soldiers doing on the mainland?
Why isn't the baby infected?
Why didn't they kill Samson after he was sedated?
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:33:23 AM No.213335966
>>213335636 (OP)
Did you put your phone down at all during the movie?
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 8:39:31 AM No.213337063
>>213335636 (OP)
>What's their discourse about the UK like?
they barely fought back the virus off the mainland and the attempt in weeks to clear the UK lead to europe getting infested in the first place, not worth it
>Why was Spike confident enough to take his dying mother into the mainland when he barely survived with his experienced father?
it's his mum m8
>How did Spike not wake up to the noise of his mum smashing a zombies head into stone?
he was exhausted from trying to stay up all night on guard
>What were Swedish soldiers doing on the mainland?
their patrol ship sank and their boat got pushed to the shore
>Why isn't the baby infected?
placenta
>Why didn't they kill Samson after he was sedated?
the doctor is a nice man who doesn't slay people, he treats the infected as sick people not as monsters, it's highly consistent

OP you are a pajeet retard who can't analyse a fucking potato
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 8:43:38 AM No.213337141
>>213335636 (OP)
Shouldnt have voted for BREXIT
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 8:46:00 AM No.213337194
I'm 101 minutes in
when does it get good?
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 9:22:56 AM No.213337751
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what the sigma was that ending
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 9:23:31 AM No.213337762
>>213337751
Kino
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 9:26:45 AM No.213337819
>>213337751
People went on about how that ending was jarring, but the whole movie was a ludicrous cartoon. Power rangers doing flips was tonally consistent
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 9:30:51 AM No.213337876
>>213337063
This.

OP is a retard
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 9:33:07 AM No.213337903
>>213337751
We don't know until the next movie. But it's obviously supposed to be over the top zoomer shit. Maybe they're are making their living as content creators or something.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 9:34:08 AM No.213337919
>>213337194
The moment you neck yourself
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 9:37:03 AM No.213337967
>>213337903
It's the kid from the start of the film who has never been taught how to be an adult and so styles himself on half remembered daytime television
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 9:39:13 AM No.213337994
>>213337967
Yes
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 9:40:58 AM No.213338020
>>213335636 (OP)
Why all the threads about this old ass movie? It was released on the 20th of June, was America that distracted by Superman and Blandtastic Bore they only just found out it existed?
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 9:46:56 AM No.213338086
>>213337903
>>213337967
it's clearly showing what watching teletubies does to your brain
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 9:48:29 AM No.213338101
>>213335636 (OP)
i have a theory about what happened and it actually makes perfect sense

garland was sitting there writing the script, about a dad and son embarking on a quest to train the boy and maybe meet a doctor to look at the mom, simple premise.

garland asked his wife to take a look at the script.

his wife walks in, takes a gander at the scripts tells him:
>its an okay script, ally, but ill tell you whats missing. i think they should leave the capable toxic father behind, because his just a cheating asshole like all men, and the son and mother should go out on their own and hmmmm how about his, how about the mom, despite being a crazed cluster B nutjob riddled with brain cancer, about half way through the movie, goes full yas queen to help another female zombie and then a giant jason momoa-looking zombie with a giant dick - which we will show, we will show this giant jason momoa penis a lot - chases her because the giant penised jason momoa zombie might look like an enraged psychopath but actually hes a loving father unlike that PIECE OF SHIT white man back at the house who cheated on me.......i mean her. i mean cheated on the mom. put that in!

and then alex garland proceeded to re-write half the movie
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 9:49:21 AM No.213338114
>>213335636 (OP)
>How did the rest of the world just move on?
They didn't watch it
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 9:53:47 AM No.213338174
I find it weird that the US don't drop aid package, try to establish some contact with the survivors.
The worse part is obviously the sailors, who are somehow fully equipped as infantry but with no protection against zombies and who happened to be left alone by the rest of the navy (a boat doesn't insta sink like that + the zodiacs are always equipped with motors + you have coms to request help).
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 9:54:57 AM No.213338191
>>213337194
the first 60 min are incredible

if you dont like it, youre a blue hairred redditor
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 9:57:24 AM No.213338226
>>213335636 (OP)
>How did Spike not wake up to the noise of his mum smashing a zombies head into stone?
To be fair I think they did try showing he was a heavy sleeper when the building was collapsing and he was still dreaming.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 9:58:59 AM No.213338243
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>>213335636 (OP)
What is going to make the Saville cult evil? Certainly not brutally killing infected I hope. Will they be pedos? Sadists who torture random adults they come across?
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 9:59:58 AM No.213338257
>>213338174
you thought that was weird but not the fact that the kid that just got back from his first trip where he got completely exposed as unready, and was seconds away from getting both himself and his dad killed...then decides to go out alone but this time without his far better equipped dad, but with his ailiing mum

In what reality would anybody do this, let alone a 12 year old boy. Makes literally zero sense when you know theres hundred of zombies out there, that can run faster than you, and you have 10 arrows at max.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:01:18 AM No.213338272
>>213338243
you're not good at picking stuff up are you?

Why do you think he was so eager to recruit the 12 year old boy. of course he is going to have some perverted hidden agenda.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:02:18 AM No.213338281
>>213338174
28 years later most countries probably don't care and you get small patrol ship with naval kids... honestly just napalm everything and start over
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:03:39 AM No.213338293
>>213338272
>Why do you think he was so eager to recruit the 12 year old boy. of course he is going to have some perverted hidden agenda.
Uh, did you think I failed to pick that up? You are not so good at reading comprehension, are you?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:06:06 AM No.213338327
Got to remember that at the time the zombies came and society got frozen at nobody knew Saville was a nonce.

>i always new he wuz a wrongun it was bleedin obvious


No you didn't Sharon , being weirdo doesn't make you a nonce and you only ever said anything after he got found out
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:09:38 AM No.213338372
>>213338101
or Garland just wrote a bad script, you twat
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:10:42 AM No.213338385
>>213335636 (OP)
Should have had been about the island adapting to medieval times and some leader in the castle who maybe secretly gets supplies from France by some solo army dude.

Along with the nude virus ragers getting smarter with the tide and always waiting on the beach for it to go out to the island always has to defend itself.

then have the virus now be airborne and everyone has it but only some actually becoming aggressive etc like the mom should have had and spike has to put her down.

Gay film
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:15:30 AM No.213338440
>>213338086
if they are the kids from the start wouldn't it have been better if they were showing top of the pops or jimll fix it lol
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:17:16 AM No.213338458
>>213338257
It's called stepping up. He grew after his first trip and was extra motivated to save his mother. It's really not that hard to believe.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:18:13 AM No.213338473
>>213338440
Only Jimmy survived
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:23:08 AM No.213338527
>>213338101
This but the wife was the producer.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:29:02 AM No.213338605
>>213338257
no he didnt grow he faltered. He lost his confidence in his ability, and that is an absolute game breaker. Sure it can be won back after more tranining, but for him to realize how bad he was, to then try again at all, let alone at a degree of difficulty several times harder is absolutely absurd. Theres no way anybody would risk their lives, let alone the lives of their mum

They were literally entering an open world full of zombies, what was he expecting to do. There is no way anybody makes it out of there alive
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:29:03 AM No.213338606
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>>213337751
Was this film basically all a metaphor for a bongs journey into the film industry culminating in getting molested by Jimmy Saville?
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:29:18 AM No.213338607
>>213335636 (OP)
Did you guys saw who is going to direct the sequel?
Yeah, it's going to he bad and full of left-wing propaganda, again.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:30:03 AM No.213338613
>>213338385
>What is going to make the Saville cult evil?
what do you think?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:30:48 AM No.213338624
>>213335636 (OP)
What was the Alpha's tax policy?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:31:04 AM No.213338629
>>213338607
who?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:33:57 AM No.213338659
>>213338606
the "alpha" was a fucking indian too lmao
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:34:40 AM No.213338668
>>213338607
why is a 35 year old black american getting control of this franchise

You should have to be a 50 year old man to be a director. Takes decades of experience to manage such a large team
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:36:30 AM No.213338689
>>213338668
Yeah because most filmmakers start directing at the ripe age of 50
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:37:14 AM No.213338694
>>213338689
no, thats early. they start later than that
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:38:09 AM No.213338702
The UK is an island, let them have their little zombie apocalypse alone in peace
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:38:15 AM No.213338703
>>213338689
when was the last time you saw a blockbuster directed by somebody younger than 50
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:38:20 AM No.213338704
>>213335636 (OP)
>britbong discovers we never cared about him
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:43:38 AM No.213338763
>>213338703
Ryan Coogler was in his late 20's when he made Creed and in his 30's when he worked on Black Panther.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:46:02 AM No.213338793
>>213335636 (OP)
>How did the rest of the world just move on?
The same way that people just kind of moved on from the Ebola outbreak in 2013. Set up boundaries and let it with itself out.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:47:56 AM No.213338826
>>213338763
>Ran Coogler
>Creed is a great movie
You proved his point. Now go watch Sinners and pay your reparations whitey.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:48:34 AM No.213338835
What was with the Asian girl zombie they let get away when they’re killing the crawlers in the beginning
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:49:25 AM No.213338846
>>213335636 (OP)
the boy spike is cute. he's the only reason i watched it.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:49:29 AM No.213338848
>>213338826
Was quality specified? Nope, now fuck off.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:50:59 AM No.213338866
>>213338848
Let me now when you are done paying your reparations.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:53:36 AM No.213338891
>>213338763
i mean in a time before wokeness, and DEI hires/oppurtunities. Which he about being black, and gay
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:54:37 AM No.213338908
>>213338846
youre fucked in the head mate
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:54:51 AM No.213338912
>>213338891
>Which he about
idiot
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:57:06 AM No.213338944
>>213338912
just a bad typer dude.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:58:47 AM No.213338969
>>213338668
probably the higher ups, Boyle wants some shekels but can only get this made if a black woman can direct and "write" it. Lol
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:59:38 AM No.213338974
>>213338891
Jon Favreau was pretty young when he made Iron Man. Most directors who work on blockbusters are young because they either have experience on television or low budget movies. Sam Raimi is a great example too.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:59:48 AM No.213338976
>>213338763
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:00:56 AM No.213338990
>>213335966
it was way too shit to do that
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:03:23 AM No.213339015
28 Years Later 2025 1080p DS4K AMZN WEBRip DD 5 1 Atmos X265-Ralphy_(01_15_12)
Was she cute?
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:03:58 AM No.213339027
>>213335636 (OP)
I keep watching this awful fucking flaming piece of shit fuck as it just kept getting worse and worse and after every minute I couldn't believe that it managed to get worse.
This should not be part of the 28 Days Later franchise and is a poor far cry from what we got before.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:05:38 AM No.213339042
>>213335636 (OP)
>How did the rest of the world just move on?

People are being genocided in Gaza right now and you are stil going to go to work tomorrow like normal.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:08:02 AM No.213339071
>>213339042
>actual "zombie" apocalypse that is 100% real
vs
>jew goverment fake wars making mud people fight

Why would I care about the second
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:08:43 AM No.213339081
>>213339027
>it really was an odd film, went completely off the rails
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:09:03 AM No.213339088
whats with every latest movie where they go from location a to c then back to a then d then it's over.

And nothing happens.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:09:06 AM No.213339089
>>213337063
>the attempt in weeks to clear the UK lead to europe getting infested in the first place
How the hell did that even happen anyway?
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:13:53 AM No.213339153
>>213339027
I really don't get people like you. The movie was genuinely a good watch especially compared to what gets released in the current year. Do you just despise anything original?
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:14:53 AM No.213339165
>>213339088
Shut up retard
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:15:14 AM No.213339171
>>213339089
They wanted to end the film on a shocking note, but then nothing came of it because the original team never really gave a shit about Weeks.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:16:15 AM No.213339185
Days and Weeks are better. This is a travesty that destroys the ragers and the entire lore/concept of the series and turns the series into another generic schlocky zombie movie. No, the ragers would've all died off in weeks at the most.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:16:24 AM No.213339187
>>213339153
No it wasnt

It started off fucking incredible, but the second half was so odd and poorly directed. And the ending was an absolute piss take. like wtf!
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:19:22 AM No.213339227
>>213339185
>generic schlocky zombie movie
That's just Weeks
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:21:46 AM No.213339250
>>213335636 (OP)
The whole world is basically watching the UK as if it was a big zoo
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:21:46 AM No.213339251
>>213339227
No, that's Years. Week just amped up the ante from Days but Years turned the ragers into generic zombies. The Alpha rager ruined the movie.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:21:46 AM No.213339252
i'm hyped for 28 decades later
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:23:19 AM No.213339276
>>213339251
all the weird shit in the 2nd half ended the movie
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:26:55 AM No.213339318
>>213339251
If anything, the ones in Years are anything but generic.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:27:43 AM No.213339333
>>213339153
why did the kid decide to stay in the maimland, when a trained team of fully armed soldiers couldnt survive. a 12 year old with a bow and 3 arrows wouldnt last 60 minutes. literally
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:32:31 AM No.213339389
>>213339015
Imagine if you took a girl that dressed or look like that to the film just for them to roast the fuck outta her. You'd never hear the end of it if you laughed too.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:33:33 AM No.213339404
>>213337751
did you watch the movie?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:34:37 AM No.213339418
>>213335636 (OP)
Because it's shit.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:38:23 AM No.213339473
>>213339318
Then you'd be a moron because they're such generic zombies that they allow the Swede to name them as zombies without caring. They form herds and pacts and have gimmicks when the ragers were supposed to be crazies with super rabies that would die from starvation.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:38:35 AM No.213339476
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>>213337751
>find body with jimmy carved in it
>dad lets spike know humans are animals and he has to kill the zombie now
>find jimmy at end of the movie and spike forgets all about that important man making scene that allowed you to save your mom
The best writing we have had in decades! Not to mention that whole finale scene was what the trailers were all about so everyone that watched the trailer had to wait till the end to see the scene. What kino brilliance mates!
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:39:40 AM No.213339490
>>213339333
He's a fighter and a survivor, this is his story.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:44:52 AM No.213339550
>>213335636 (OP)
Without Britian exists, are there more Indians in India or are they just flooding other countries? I'm also interested in the state of the Commonwealth. Was the royal family evacuated or did they die in there? I imagine the international economy suffered greatly due to losing the UK in 2002, when it was still relevant. I honestly would love to read a book on alt-his that describes the state of the world following the Rage Virus. Just imagine the shitposting that would ensue due to bongs going nearly extint almost overnight.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:47:18 AM No.213339585
>>213339550
>Without Britian exists
moron
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:49:52 AM No.213339609
>>213339473
Generic would mean that they mindlessly roam around like they're usually portrayed. The new strain allows them to hunt in groups and obey to infected stronger than them. That's atypical for zombies in media.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:59:05 AM No.213339706
>>213338191
>its another ''you just dont get it fart huffing'' episode
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 12:05:42 PM No.213339781
rewr
rewr
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>disown your dad after he saved both of you from getting killed due to your own stupidity and cowardice, lying about that and hailing you in front of everyone as a hero just because he doesn't fuck your mother's shit-infested schizophrenic pussy and wants some actual comfort and warmth after nearly dying.
>don't listen to him when he tells you Dr. Kelson is a fucking nut
>drags your mother through the mainland only for the doctor to just say "it's cancer" just by looking at her, drugs you as he kills, skins and then cremates her and hands you her skull
>you're okay with this and call him a kind man afterwards
>still disowning your father for no real reason
>stay in the mainland because you've grown up now....or something, somehow
>run into a gang of Jimmy Saville fans, a man known for being a boylover and a rapist
Spike got what he fucking deserved
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 12:09:10 PM No.213339830
>>213337751
>Targaryans come in out of nowhere to save the day
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 12:20:30 PM No.213339993
>>213339490
he was neither thats why it was weird
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 12:20:33 PM No.213339994
>>213335636 (OP)
>Asks questions about things you are given answers to in the film through very direct dialogue
Are you retarded by any chance?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 12:23:11 PM No.213340021
>>213338327
Can you explain to me how Saville is a nonce considered he was never convicted and people only made accusations that were never proven after he died? Do people just accept what they say about you after you're dead despite having no evidence
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 12:43:19 PM No.213340319
>>213335636 (OP)
It was just retarded from the beginning.
Just leave the Brits to it rather than airdropping weapons and supplies to deal with the problem.
Could park some aircraft carriers off the coast and send attack helicopters in to help.
Could roll out armoured vehicles to fix many of the problems.

What a hunk of shit for retards.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 12:44:00 PM No.213340327
im so glad i pirate everything i watch.
imagine paying to watch this boring, talentless slop.
also, too much zombie penis, like, wtf?
who thought
>yeah, what people REALLY want is big zombie penis.
not scary, no tension, not entertaining, who enjoys this garbage?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 12:46:56 PM No.213340375
>>213340319
>Just leave the Brits to it rather than airdropping weapons and supplies to deal with the problem.
brexit means brexit britard.
AND STAY OUT!
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 12:48:19 PM No.213340395
>>213335636 (OP)
This movie sucked ass lmao
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 12:49:21 PM No.213340415
>>213338659
I thought that was momoa
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 12:49:55 PM No.213340428
So what was the moral of the story?
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 12:51:28 PM No.213340450
>>213339250
just like real life
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 12:52:30 PM No.213340465
>>213339165
DUDE AVENGERS MOVIES HELL YEAH!!
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 12:53:30 PM No.213340485
>>213340428
there wasn't one nor a plot
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 12:53:47 PM No.213340490
>>213340428
Everything dies.

Except Zombie franchises.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 1:00:21 PM No.213340599
I think the story would have been improved if the baby were symbiotic with the virus and the doctor was able to use its blood to cure the mother.
Otherwise, the whole story was pretty pointless as it was obvious the mother had a terminal/degenerative illness to the audience.
Replies: >>213340935 >>213341069
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 1:25:43 PM No.213340935
>>213340599
it annoyed me that the kid didn't mention that the virus woman was able to be calmed down like a "human".

surely that'd be a big fucking intergal plot in this world
Replies: >>213342649
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 1:28:12 PM No.213340979
>>213337751
Power ranking
Jimmy > James > Jim
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 1:32:04 PM No.213341031
>>213339333
>a 12 year old with a bow and 3 arrows wouldnt last 60 minutes. literally
that's odd because the film literally tells you he stays there and survives fine by himself for 28 days before meeting Jimmy
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 1:34:56 PM No.213341069
>>213340599
Just because you can't understand very basic messaging and subtext doesn't mean that there isn't any. The doctor straight up tells you the entire point of the story when he talks to Spike before taking his mother away to die.
Replies: >>213341132
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 1:39:10 PM No.213341132
>>213341069
I understand the message. I just disagree with it.
>Death comes for us all, so it's best to die peacefully on your own terms.
It's too nihilistic, when it should be to do whatever it takes to survive or let your loved ones survive.
Which the story revision I proposed fixes, leaving to a more optimistic view of the world.
Replies: >>213341820
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 2:21:22 PM No.213341697
28
28
md5: 5bb29d2f01d4dddf20483ffbc90f42e7🔍
What the fuck was she thinking?
>inb4 she didn't because she's a woman
Replies: >>213342446 >>213342649 >>213342691 >>213346988
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 2:31:19 PM No.213341820
>>213341132
>I understand the message
You are one of those dumb fucks who is gonna get tatt'd "Memento mori" aren't you?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 2:36:04 PM No.213341876
>>213335636 (OP)
Because of >>213341862

They needed a bullshit excuse for the bow+arrow bullshit.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:01:28 PM No.213342230
Nobody gave a fuck when hongkong got invaded by china. People even enjoyed watching those gook schoolkids turn their university into a castle and hoping the US would save them soon (lmao).
Would you agree to higher taxes if there was a zombie outbreak in bongland? Would you agree to a draft to get sent to that shitty boatnigger island to save some backwards ass subhumans?
I wouldn't, but I'd gladly pay $14.99 a month to watch drone footage streams of ungabongers getting slaughtered though.
Replies: >>213342625 >>213342868
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:07:13 PM No.213342319
>>213338174
Bongs would have a huge incentive to shoot down aircraft
>Aircraft passes
>Shoot it down
>Foreigners now stranded in bongland
>Countries under pressure to send out rescue missions
>Bongs demand to get rescued too
Worse case it would increase the airdrop frequency and have better shit like computers and 5g internet so the foreign quaranteens get to live humanely.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:14:08 PM No.213342446
>>213341697
she didn't because she's a woman.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:26:07 PM No.213342625
>>213342230
>when hongkong got invaded by china.
This never happened. Hong Kong was peacefully handed over back to China by the British in 1997 as per the 99-year lease terms of the 1898 Convention for the Extension of Hong Kong Territory.
Hong Kong Island wasn't part of the treaty but it was not a self-sustaining territory so had to be handed back as well.

You're talking about the umbrella revolution protests that were just the culmination of a CIA psyop to begin with.
No one not part of that psyop were ever under that universal suffrage - something not even afforded to monarchic Brits, oligarchic Americans OR socialist mainland Chinese - would be something a country like Hong Kong with such a contentious history of foreign interference was a possible prospect.
Replies: >>213342659
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:27:34 PM No.213342649
>>213340935
>>213341697
In this scene and after the mother sacked the zombie and smacked his head against the tomb I thought they were going to go with the woman is infected yet instead of turning into a zombie the virus somehow gives her superpowers and she's the next step in human evolution trope, but I guess they already kind of did something to that effect in the second movie. Instead, they chose to go with --nothing. Then power rangers.
Replies: >>213344017 >>213344043
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:28:11 PM No.213342659
>>213342625
Anon, I don't give a single fuck that the chinks had to flood entire streets with teargas while they invaded. You don't need to deny it, it was even funny to me.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:30:43 PM No.213342691
Because u ar woman
Because u ar woman
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>>213341697
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:40:46 PM No.213342868
>>213342230
>Nobody gave a fuck when hongkong got invaded by china
no shit
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:41:47 PM No.213342890
>>213338257
muh bows and arrows, innit mate?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:48:07 PM No.213342987
>>213339333
one word: neo
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:26:02 PM No.213343613
>>213338020
It's only been released on VOD. Most people probably waited before wasting money to see this garbage at the theaters. That's why it's been discussed now. Midwits praising it are probably tourists from leddit, just ignore their awful opinions. Movie is just pretentious, self-indulgent artisty slop that goes to show that Boyle and Garland are just hacks whose talent from writing is long gone after 20 years.
Replies: >>213343708
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:27:23 PM No.213343636
>>213339333
because they kept using their rifles which kept attracting more and more infected

Erik even asks Spike if more will come after he rescues them because he used his gun and Spike says probably yes

u guys are retarded
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:28:58 PM No.213343670
>>213338174
Brexit means brexit. You clearly are a brainlet for not seeing this 2deep4u allegory.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:30:52 PM No.213343705
I liked the first 40 minutes with the shota and kickass against zombies. i don't remember anything from the rest of the movie and thought it was a waste of my time honestly.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:31:03 PM No.213343708
>>213343613
you were filtered m8, simple as
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:33:40 PM No.213343750
>>213338257
What's funny is that then he goes out for a THIRD time after having had his ass saved by his mind drooling mom, then by the incompetent sweedish twink and then again by the weird orange doctor. Peak writing right there.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:34:23 PM No.213343759
>>213335636 (OP)
>How did the rest of the world just move on?
On the one hand this seems like a logical question, on the other, just look at what the rest of the world goes on despite central Africa
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:35:08 PM No.213343773
>>213338174
To what end would Governments and foreign people who have moved on care to support survivor communities, Does it happen in other failed states around the world? Governments are also wary of survivors being asymptomatic carriers, they'd sooner kill them than help them. The only reason I imagine any government would give support is for scientific research
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:35:22 PM No.213343778
>>213335636 (OP)
ending made me laugh out loud but the rest was cliche pish
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:35:44 PM No.213343787
If the bongs stopped existing suddenly, which industry suffers?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:36:28 PM No.213343795
Haven't seen it but it can't be worse than Weeks
Replies: >>213343837
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:36:49 PM No.213343804
Really crazy how they ruined a perfectly good concept. If you told me this was originally written as a video game I’d believe you because it was like continuous video game cutscenes all the way through. The two new types of zombies (alphas and fat fucks) that all look identical was one of the most retarded choices possible. I didn’t even mind the ending I was actually a bit sad the whole movie wasn’t whatever that was.

Fact is, the movie would’ve been significantly better without that retarded family. It should’ve been told from the perspective of the Swedish zoomer nato soldiers who had never encountered the infected before.
Replies: >>213343879
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:37:24 PM No.213343811
>>213338793
There's a lot more than went down in that outbreak than you think. Just because it stop being advertised circa 2014 (when they finally managed to mostly contain it) don't mean they stopped putting massive resources to burn it down and find a vaccine for it.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:38:32 PM No.213343837
>>213343795
It’s significantly worse than weeks and I hated weeks.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:40:43 PM No.213343879
>>213343804
Yeah it should have shown foreign soldiers landing via parachutes to inspect if anythings changed and at the end a survival master cillian shows up "saving them".. then kills them. Credits.

Lol
Replies: >>213343928
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:42:57 PM No.213343928
>>213343879
Cillian shouldn’t be attached to these garbage sequels at all. It’s not necessary.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:44:41 PM No.213343966
Apparently, Jimmy in the sequel has a way to turn people into infected somehow and makes Spike kill his infected father and Spike teams up with Cillian setting up a third movie in London where survivors wage war on each other.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:45:40 PM No.213343978
Oh and another thing Raph Finnes took me out of the movie completely. He’s just too overexposed at the moment and it was a fucking bad campy ass performance
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:47:43 PM No.213344017
>>213342649
>I thought they were going to go with the woman is infected yet instead of turning into a zombie the virus somehow gives her superpowers and she's the next step in human evolution trope
I'll put this as my head canon
Replies: >>213344043
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:49:00 PM No.213344043
>>213342649
>>213344017
>i'm mad that this film didn't turn into capeshit
i hate normalfags so much it's unreal
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:53:10 PM No.213344111
>>213344043
Oh please. The whole Alpha angle was the most marvel slop writing possible.
>the infected have heckin evolved and are smarter better faster stronger now
ITS ASS. Pointless hat stacking for the sake of it. Mailer from the first movie was 100x more frightening and interesting than the Jason momoa infecteds. That shit was lame as hell.
Replies: >>213344132 >>213344172 >>213344283
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:54:14 PM No.213344132
>>213344111
Alpha is something not even The Walking Dead was stupid enough to come up with. Tells you everything.
Replies: >>213344172
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:54:30 PM No.213344142
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61294efff1d8b
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>>213344043
lmao this faggot with bad taste thinks not having superhuman infected and survivors flipping 3 meters high into the ground and doing some street fighter shit on screen would not be an improvement to this masterpiece
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:56:04 PM No.213344172
>>213344111
>>213344132
>return to a patriarchal hunter gatherer lifestyle under strong male leadership is... le bad!
>feral black mauling white men good!
Replies: >>213344255
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:56:10 PM No.213344178
>>213344043
>implying it didn't turn into something worse
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:59:59 PM No.213344255
>>213344172
>infected? In my full frontal male nudity montage? No thanks
Glad to know where you stand I guess
Replies: >>213344361
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:01:42 PM No.213344283
>>213344111
>Mailer from the first movie was 100x more frightening and interesting than the Jason momoa infecteds
Absolutely spot on. Heck every infected encounter felt like a struggle between life and death because of how fast and unrestrained the infected were. Unless survivors were carrying some heavy firearms, a fight against 2 or 3 of them was begging to lose valuable human resources since battles could happen when survivors were exhausted and in places they lacked a defensive stronghold. Mailer and the other soldier tore throught the mansion like it was nothing when nobody but Jim was prepared for it which attests to how fucking unpredictable and dangerous they were.
Replies: >>213344558
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:04:29 PM No.213344340
>28 Days Later becomes a classic because of how it was a "zombie" movie except not, and actually portrayed a realistic scenario of how a global infection close to what we think of zombies would look like
>use super rabies which is stylized but still palpable
>Weeks ups the ante and makes it a little more action-driven but still within the mythos established in the first one
>28 Years Later: RAGERS ARE NOW JUST ZOMBIES AND THERE'S AN ALPHA WHO IS ROIDED UP BY THE RAGE VIRUS AND ALSO THEY CAN GIVE BIRTH NOW AND STOP TO EAT AND ALSO HUMANS ARE THE REAL MONSTERS
I hope Boyle and Garland croak soon.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:05:07 PM No.213344361
>>213344255
the infected don't wear clothes because they represent a return to a pre-christian, pre-sin state (before the fruit was eaten)
that is why the christian villagefags are exiled onto an island, while the infected run through the english countryside without any barriers
not surprised a retard like you wanted more horrorslop
Replies: >>213344517 >>213344527
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:06:47 PM No.213344395
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>>213339171
>the original team never really gave a shit about Weeks.
they cared enough to use footage from weeks to recap what happened and make weeks canon
Replies: >>213344463
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:10:24 PM No.213344463
>>213344395
>My stoner uncle watching me eat the last slice of leftover pizza for breakfast.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:10:52 PM No.213344472
>How did the rest of the world just move on? What's their discourse about the UK like?
France was briefly contaminated but the infection was contained. The world then quarantined the UK.
>Why was Spike confident enough to take his dying mother into the mainland when he barely survived with his experienced father?
He's a boy. That's what boys do.
>How did Spike not wake up to the noise of his mum smashing a zombies head into stone?
Deep sleeper + tired.
>What were Swedish soldiers doing on the mainland?
Their boat capsized, they were normally supposed to enforce the quarantine.
>Why isn't the baby infected?
Placenta protecting it or some shit.
>Why didn't they kill Samson after he was sedated?
Dunno, I'm sure the doctor had his reasons. I think at one point he implied that he was living in their territory and not the opposite.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:13:47 PM No.213344517
>>213344361
>horrorslop
28 days later was a horror movie you dumb retard. You wanting it to be aome symbolic and deep character drama with a terms of endearment twist exposes you as an A24 slurping pseud. You’re not fun.
Replies: >>213344892
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:14:15 PM No.213344527
>>213344361
>he thinks Boyle isn't a hack put any real effort in these allegories
>the same man who explained the church scene was just a Rwanda civil war thing
>no deeper meaning than the "government put dead bodies in here" and we figured that would be cool
Let it go anon. The movie is shit, it's not really as abstract as you think. Everything about the settlement is obviously a dab at the whole brexit thing, that's why they used medieval imagery to portray this as a backwards form of civilization the young protagonist yearns to move away from it.
Replies: >>213344707
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:15:51 PM No.213344558
>>213344283
Yep. One of my biggest gripes with the movie is how the zombies seemingly never move fast enough to be a real threat to any of the characters. The gas stations scene was fucking laughable for that.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:22:17 PM No.213344679
The baby was one of the laziest plot devices in recent memory. Oh and also placenta doesn’t filter out systemic blood infections and if you cupped dirty creek water into a newborns mouth it would die.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:23:20 PM No.213344707
>>213344527
the young lad yearns to go from a backwards form of civilisation to... no civilisation whatsoever? how is this anti-brexit?
Replies: >>213345079
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:25:22 PM No.213344762
28.Years.Lat
28.Years.Lat
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They seemed to string this infected up alive which makes me doubt they were stringing up healthy people for the infected to get, like the dad had assumed.
Replies: >>213344771
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:26:10 PM No.213344771
>>213344762
OWZ ABOUT THAT THEN
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:27:43 PM No.213344807
>>213335636 (OP)
>How did the rest of the world just move on? What's their discourse about the UK like?
this is a good question. seems intentionally vague.
>Why was Spike confident enough to take his dying mother into the mainland when he barely survived with his experienced father?
his mom is dying and his dad seemed to not care (even want it like Spike suggested)
>How did Spike not wake up to the noise of his mum smashing a zombies head into stone?
kid was likely exhausted
>What were Swedish soldiers doing on the mainland?
he said he was in the Navy and their boat broke somehow.
>Why isn't the baby infected?
to be answered in the sequel
>Why didn't they kill Samson after he was sedated?
the Dr. definitely came across as a pacifist. He saw the infected as people with an illness (as opposed to the father who said they don't have souls)

Be honest, were you checking your phone for half the movie?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:28:25 PM No.213344823
The only character I liked or saw potential for was Erik.
Replies: >>213344901
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:31:45 PM No.213344892
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>>213344517
Funny because 28 days had real character development and stellar writing while being able to create the perfect horror atmosphere without having to sacrifice its narrative cohesion to preach some gibberish, contrived and out of place message to the audience. It's one of the few horror zombie movies that does not feel like it like it falls to the usual troopes to the genre. You could argue the final confrontation with the soldiers is the cliche human vs human climax but I felt that, most importantly, it signifies the coming of age call for Jim's character to become a hardened man who is capable of doing whatever it takes to survive and protected others he loves in this brutal setting - hence why the original ending was originally written as Jim giving his life away to save Frank's.
Replies: >>213344928 >>213345048
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:32:04 PM No.213344901
>>213344823
I liked how he executed the pregnant zombie SS style.
https://i.4cdn.org/tv/1754230279723107.png
8/3/2025, 5:33:07 PM No.213344928
hell
hell
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>>213344892
your hero was blatantly condemned on screen
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:34:10 PM No.213344951
jimmy
jimmy
md5: 4f52db2bf8677afd876157ce0744a8bb🔍
Jimmy has seven blonde sisters/cousins at the beginning, and later he gets his seven followers to wear blonde wigs, though they don't all seem to be women. Maybe he's styling his group after the girls who died in front of him.
Replies: >>213345238 >>213345240 >>213347037
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:34:10 PM No.213344953
If you consider the evens of 28 Weeks Later it makes perfect sense for world governments to NOPE out of the UK.
Remember that the plot of 28 Weeks was that a seemingly normal healthy human could be a carrier and reignite an outbreak.
Replies: >>213345067
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:35:41 PM No.213344986
look I don't know I haven't seen the movie yet but what the hell was the second movie 28 Weeks Later even about? I remember a Helicopter scene...
Replies: >>213345024
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:37:23 PM No.213345024
>>213344986
it wasn't about anything, it was pure slop that had nothing to do with 28 days later
all the films from that time were vaguely inspired by the US invasion of mideast shitholes and the political consequences that followed (see also The Dark Knight)
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:38:22 PM No.213345048
>>213344892
Well exactly. The first had some of the most impressive characterizations and development woven into a very intense horror film that’s why it stood the test of time so well. This on the other hand was a series of lazy plot device characters that are either unrealistic or useless to the story. It was just bad writing through and through.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:39:23 PM No.213345067
>>213344953
It doesn’t make sense that they wouldn’t glass it
Replies: >>213345215
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:40:09 PM No.213345079
>>213344707
The young lad isn't moving towards no civilization, he is seeking out more forms of civilization after he discovers others, like the Doctor, are out there. Spike isn't yearning for a life without humans, or a settlement that he can craft as its own, as you would imply. He is running away from his "island" after being lied to, a political message to the whole brexit thing. You can inject your thoughts into it and try and make your interpretations more suited to your personal framework but deep down, the author's intention is as simple as what I wrote above - nothing more layered than that.
Replies: >>213345103 >>213345147 >>213347385
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:41:15 PM No.213345103
>>213345079
Was he lied to? The doctor was a retarded freak who couldn’t help.
Replies: >>213345375
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:43:29 PM No.213345147
>>213345079
you're right. Spike was obviously on a personal quest to find a modern, cosmopolitan city where whites are a minority, signs are in arabic and no one looks like him
bravo, boyle
Replies: >>213345375
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:44:08 PM No.213345162
The mom storyline was indefensibly dumb. There were so many different ways this movie could’ve been executed and they picked the worst avenue. Even if you argue this movie exists just to set up the next two it’s still shit and the ending was disgustingly unearned. Do we know if there are deleted scenes yet?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:46:38 PM No.213345215
>>213345067
They actually did, multiple times in 28 Weeks.
They firebombed London and even deployed nerve gas but the infection still made it to France.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:47:38 PM No.213345238
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>>213344951
>danny said in an interview that they wanted to film a scene where they show the girls being torn apart
>in the end they completely scraped the idea because the girls were actually scared during this scene
Replies: >>213345275 >>213345276
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:47:45 PM No.213345240
>>213344951
if this is them or he's the kid who rant to the church why the fuck didn't they have jimmy Saville playing on the TV? He was doing stuff on tv around the time of 28 days later
Replies: >>213345346
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:49:28 PM No.213345275
>>213345238
>but were okay with a big prothestic penis infront of a kid
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:49:29 PM No.213345276
>>213345238
Should have just recorded the producers raping them after the shoot. Are they stupid?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:53:15 PM No.213345346
>>213345240
>He was doing stuff on tv around the time of 28 days later
He actually wasn’t which is another reason this movie is swampy ass. Jimmy Saville was big when Garland and Boyle were children in the 70s
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:53:53 PM No.213345364
>>213335636 (OP)
>How did the rest of the world just move on?
Literally shown in the first movie. The outbreak was something small, not a world-ending scenario.
>What's their discourse about the UK like?
Irrelevant.
>Why was Spike confident enough to take his dying mother into the mainland when he barely survived with his experienced father?
Retarded plot. My guess is that his love for his mom made him brave (?)
>How did Spike not wake up to the noise of his mum smashing a zombies head into stone?
Retarded movie.
>What were Swedish soldiers doing on the mainland?
Soldiers who knew about the virus but instead of shotting just stand there screaming.
>Why isn't the baby infected?
Retarded plot. Maybe set up for a fucking sequel, where the baby grows up and is half infected (?)
>Why didn't they kill Samson after he was
sedated?
R e t a r d e d movie
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:54:19 PM No.213345375
>>213345103
See >>213345147
Don't overthink it. Doyle and Garland are hacks who can't write anything with actual substance. It would have surprised me to see the young lad questioning this path that is being set up with all the paradoxes the narrative builts up for the characters but alas, the movie ended satirizing 90s culture and parading the rules it established for its own world building so I took it for it was, something not to give too much thought and a joke in itself.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:59:47 PM No.213345473
>>213338605
>>213338458
No he didn't step up you stupid faggot. He got saved by his own ailing mother, by a random soldier, by the doctor, by the power rangers. How can you be so motherfucking stupid?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:06:01 PM No.213345611
Am I the only one that thought they reused the same actors/extras for all the infected throughout the entire movie? This would probably be less noticeable if they were giant hordes but when it’s the same 5 infected plus (1 alpha) plus (3 fatties) it’s almost distracting. If they were different it’s weird that they would be styled so identically based on their “type” like a fucking Left 4 Dead installment.
Replies: >>213345665
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:08:08 PM No.213345665
>>213345611
yes, you are the only one. i obsessively looked over every frame where the infected were on screen and there were many different actors
Replies: >>213345716
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:10:26 PM No.213345716
>>213345665
Why were they all styled so similarly based on what “type” of infected they were (dumb as fuck writing) then.
Replies: >>213345818
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:16:02 PM No.213345818
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>>213345716
not sure what you mean m8. here is the first berserker, he had a similar look to the normal fast ones, just taller and with a beard. while he's running through the forest, his arms sort of flail around wildly like the others even though he stood relatively still up on the hill
turns out when you're naked, covered in dirt and what not with greasy, tangled hair, everyone ends up looking relatively the same
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:18:36 PM No.213345865
>>213345818
They don’t though. You can’t explain the fat zombies which is why you keep pretending I didn’t say anything about them
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:22:11 PM No.213345943
>>213345865
different mutations of the virus, i guess. the slow lows were a lot different from the rest, but the alphas were just taller/smarter versions of the fast ones
there are actually certain diseases that can cause you to become fat and bloated like that, so it's believable enough
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:24:15 PM No.213345985
>>213345943
>different mutations of the virus, i guess
If you have to hand waive something like that away it wasn’t a good movie.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:26:02 PM No.213346033
>>213345985
not hand waving, that's more or less what garland himself said about it
not even sure what the criticism even is, that different things look differently? the fuck
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:31:44 PM No.213346168
>>213338174
i mean everyone in the world know about the genocide in gaza and everyone is just ignoring it, its just like that with the UK and zombies in this setting
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:33:00 PM No.213346195
>>213338257
yeah realistically he would be dead 5 minutes into the 2nd trip and the movie would only be like 30 minutes long
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:33:07 PM No.213346199
>>213346033
It’s piss poor writing that’s the criticism.
>ummmm idk mutations
That’s actually a really stupid cope when you consider what is known about the virus in the first film.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:34:14 PM No.213346225
>>213346199
every virus mutates thoughbeit
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:35:33 PM No.213346254
>>213346225
There’s nothing plausible about a late stage rabies-esque virus mutating into alphas or obese crawlers. Wouldn’t have had the time.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:37:19 PM No.213346293
>>213340428
ignore the voice of reason, embark on a reckless quest that will end your life prematurely
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:37:28 PM No.213346294
>>213346254
there's also nothing plausible able a virus that gives symptoms within literal seconds
it's the premise that you're meant to go along with
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:38:15 PM No.213346310
>>213346294
>it’s the emperors new clothes bro don’t think about it just say it’s awesome
No. It’s really really badly written.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:39:57 PM No.213346335
now that the UK is falling to ''external forces'' IRL do you guys think the rest of europe will quarantine them?
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:40:21 PM No.213346344
>>213346310
look m8, if you're not willing to engage with a film with good intentions why even bother? plenty else to do
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:41:58 PM No.213346395
>>213346335
no, the UK will only be quarantined if it falls to internal forces (which is what the infection is in the films)
if the white man learns to hate, he will be swiftly cut off from the global, interconnected world to prevent it spreading further
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:44:51 PM No.213346468
>>213346344
>look m8, if you're not willing to engage
I watched it. That’s engagement.
>good intentions
What the fuck are you even saying. It’s okay if a film is dogshit so long as it had “good intentions”?
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:48:40 PM No.213346558
>>213346468
i'm saying you're an autist
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:49:52 PM No.213346590
>>213335636 (OP)
I didnt like the movie but your questions are literally why fucking zoomers are killing movies. Drop your phone faggot
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:06:00 PM No.213346988
>>213341697
They're really trying to be "le emotional human kindness" with fucking brainless violent zombies? I thought we moved past this retardedness with TWD
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:08:07 PM No.213347037
>>213344951
The one in orange is a girl, don't know which other one is
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:20:40 PM No.213347385
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>>213345079
is that what it is? a brexit message?
i honestly couldn't tell what kind of coming-of-age story it is.
it's more like the road, where the moral is "life sucks in this world".
movie was fuck weird. plenty of setup with no payoff.
>the dramatic intro led to the wtf ending
>islanders were portrayed to look like a cult
>nato soldiers were disposable movie padding, didn't even give any additional exposition or story bit.
>zombie baby was there to, what, add lore that zombies fuck and placenta shields from the virus?
>etc etc
also there were other annoying bits, like why the islanders fuck off the doctor after they saw him burning bodies
or why the doctor didn't just kill the alpha.
>glad i didnt pay for it
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:30:50 PM No.213347653
>focuses on the frayed threads on the stairs multiple times for long shots
>not relevant at all
>HA TRICKED U!! there’s no payoff there

Bravo Boyle. Someone get this man an Oscar. Oh and inb4
>it was ackshully heckin deep symbolism for x
Kys
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:49:12 PM No.213348119
>>213338020
>Why all the threads about this old ass movie?
Because we all here watch movies when they have been released in internet.
If you pay to watch movies you are not welcome here.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:51:48 PM No.213348194
>>213338174
>I find it weird that the US don't drop aid package, Did you forget the second movie? after that and maybe the cleaning of france, everybody was happy to leave the bongs alone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWX9W8Wpf6Y
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:54:52 PM No.213348267
>>213339333
>why did the kid decide to stay in the maimland, when a trained team of fully armed soldiers couldnt survive. a 12 year old with a bow and 3 arrows wouldnt last 60 minutes. literally

Kids are stupid, more news at 11
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 8:07:38 PM No.213348616
>>213339153
Anon... sometimes a movie is just shit. You can like it all you want but it's bad. And there's really nothing original in the movie except for the Jimmy Saville gang. The beginning is lifted straight out of the Road, then it turns into the Walking Dead for awhile and then comes the obnoxiously pretentious bone temple that's lifted straight from the French catacombs. Memento mori is one of the most overused Latin phrases in entertainment industry.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 8:54:19 PM No.213349795
>>213335636 (OP)
>How did the rest of the world just move on?
That's a good question. Seems to me that decontaminating the UK by any means necessary would be priority number one for the rest of the world.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 9:09:36 PM No.213350167
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>>213349795
the nato soldiers were the perfect vessel for explaining the status of the outside world.
instead the movie used them to... explain to the audience how an alpha is created even though the dad could've explained it to the kid.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 9:14:02 PM No.213350278
>>213337751
Spike's gonna get diddled by Jimmy, or at least Jimmy will attempt it much like the first film with the soldiers and girls. In all fairness it has been 28 years, the Jimmy's have needs and he probably promised them women (boy).
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 9:18:25 PM No.213350379
28.Years.Later.2025.2160p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.H.265-BYNDR.mkv 01_22_26.483
Is this achievable natty
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 9:22:11 PM No.213350451
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>>213335636 (OP)
The Rage Virus originated in, and was only contained to that pathetically small, rainy little archipelago a quarter the size of California.

Imagine not being able to own firearms to defend yourself with and letting "the crown" tell you what to do. This shit wouldn't last even ten minutes in the US. We would've shot everyone, and nuked a few cities if it got out of control.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 9:23:44 PM No.213350485
>>213335636 (OP)
>How did the rest of the world just move on? What's their discourse about the UK like?
Your first question shows you lack a fundamental understanding of what the movie is about. Oof.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 9:43:37 PM No.213350997
>>213339473
>Then you'd be a moron because they're such generic zombies that they allow the Swede to name them as zombies without caring.
But they always were generic zombies, even in Days
>B-but they're fast! They're not actually dead!
Yes, back in 2002 that distinction mattered because all we had back then was Romero/RE zombies(which were the inspiration for Days, so it was always more of a nitpicky intellectually masturbatory distinction anyways), but now it doesn't. We've had decades of zombie media influenced by Days. Days changed the landscape of what is expected of zombies(yes, they're zombies), but at the end of the day its influence has been fully integrated into the culture and what wasn't generic back then is now generic. You can't expect a Day sequel now to hang on to its purist splitter tropes, that would be even more generic at this point. What Years does with its "infecteds" might not be as groundbreaking as Days, but it tries to innovate within its own universe.
>They form herds and pacts and have gimmicks when the ragers were supposed to be crazies with super rabies that would die from starvation.
They evolved. They learned to feed. If they hadn't done that they wouldn't have survived. It's a change that makes sense in the context of making a sequel.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:09:32 PM No.213351623
>>213350278
In all the discourse I've read today after just watching the film I see no one bringing this up. I really don't understand why no one wants to talk about how Spike is gonna get spiked next movie or at least it'll be implied/attempted

People just seem to be okay with this. Really makes the Epstein stuff fading from the forefront of the zeitgeist make sense