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Anonymous No.213337215 >>213337829 >>213337911 >>213338219 >>213338238 >>213338442
Mind if I......Check in?
Anonymous No.213337493 >>213337553
The funniest thing about Dunston checking in is some executive looking at the script and unironically going "not sure if this works boys but I'll give you the money if you add a monkey to it".
Anonymous No.213337553
>>213337493
>what if Dunston was a monkey
Anonymous No.213337718 >>213338004
you think they had to edit out his monkey meat flopping around in his boxers?
Anonymous No.213337829
>>213337215 (OP)
Not at all, Robbie
Anonymous No.213337911
>>213337215 (OP)

Dunston dood. Chekked uuit. Wat nou?
Anonymous No.213338004
>>213337718
pretty sure monkeys have small switchblade dicks
Anonymous No.213338036
betta check yoself do you wreck yoself foo
Anonymous No.213338219
>>213337215 (OP)
I prefer the original
Anonymous No.213338238 >>213338364 >>213338621
>>213337215 (OP)
I don't see why not
Anonymous No.213338364 >>213338409
>>213338238
Literally me. Monkeys are hilarious.

Niggers would probably be hilarious too if we treated them like monkeys.
Anonymous No.213338409
>>213338364
Anonymous No.213338442
>>213337215 (OP)
Dubston check em'
Anonymous No.213338621 >>213338695 >>213338715
>>213338238
Imagine being Sam in that scene and having to be like, "Ha ha, I'm giving Faye Dunaway a massage as a joke cause she doesn't know I'm monke and I'm getting no pleasure out of this, neither my character Dunston nor the real me" Like seriously, imagine having to be Sam and not only straddle a naked Faye Dunaway flaunting her lithe body and soft skin under you, and rub with restraint, take after take, while you perfect the farce and stop yourself from getting too handsy. You're a trained Hollywood ape and maybe your trainer watches her nude scenes in Chinatown, Barfly with you like you don't even know what you're watching. You've seen her sex scene with Bill Holden and know you could outdo him, but as you hear Faye suggestively moan in pleasure the Oscar-winning actress manufactures for comedy sake that she's only cooing "Oh that's just how I like it" as you slap her buttocks because she's paying a part, pretending to be Mrs. Dubrow, only reacting with such unmistakably sexual euphoria because she thinks you're a professional masseuse stud, calling you "William" not Sam, not even Dunston, just "William", because she’d never see a monke as any kind of potential lover, and she'll cackle and robe up, give you a condescending pat and joke "He's got softer hands than Warren Beatty!", all in jest, dismissing you as a hairy prop in a kid's movie before you're sent back to the gawkers laughing at your masturbation you've had to endure your ENTIRE CAREER. Your callous ape fingers rub the forbidden fruit of the hairless human's bare back and all you want to do is flip her over and show her how virile and uncomic you really are. Then the director calls for another take you know you have an orangutan's strength and could rip the arms out of the sockets of everyone on set before the wrangler puts you down, but you play your part and endure it, because you're fucking Sam. Won’t lose your future Hollywood career over this. Just check in. Make a funny face and check in
Anonymous No.213338695
>>213338621
I want to rape half the people who report to me but I don't because I'm not a monkey or a nigger.
Anonymous No.213338715
>>213338621
I dunno if you did this yourself, its an old pasta edit, or an ai did it, but thankyou sir