Thread 213338071

HOH: Mickey
Noms: Keanu, Kelley, Rylie
Veto: Keanu

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- Zach 10k bribe

previously on /bb/: >>213335164

>>213338071 (OP)
based chaos ash performing a ritual

>Morgan says she would take Vinny to final 2 over Rachel cause she would lose to Rachel
>Rope says Rachel can be the first one in jury and plans to blindside Rachel and Jimmy tomorrow at nominations

LET'S GO

what a good day of feeds that i got to enjoy with my /bb/ sisters

>>213338071 (OP)
How would we feel if this was the final 6?

>>213338105
been a lack of people getting close to the camera like that this season

>>213338121
i noticed that too

All of this is gonna be featured HEAVILY in that 90 min episode

>>213338138
rylie nooooooooo

>>213338149
based foresight anon

ashleys ass lookin good right now ngl

>>213338167
wish she didn’t hide those choco milkers all the time

KING KEANU SIGHTING
in the DR for hours

>>213338186
"legend of the game"
gets out played by a retarded sex pest

>>213338206
he’s running the show edit

>>213338186
I can see her turning on Jimbo immediately and leaving him a "do not come between me and my wardrobe" type goodbye message

did anyone ever get gooed from that stupid fan vote?

>>213338259
I think that show was every 2 weeks, so next friday we'll probably find out

>>213338304
I wanna visit Ashley’s spa

>>213338341
the more I see of Ashley the less I think she's a legitimate human

he's creeping up on wont

>>213338499
why the fuck is wont that high to begin with? he hasn't done shit

>>213338514
>he doesn't know
our plans wont be for nothing, /wontbros/

why is the unique poster counter gone again

>>213338560
Again?? Has it ever been back?

>>213338560
schizos

morgan telling vince she feels bad about keanu
>cause when you think about him like a human being

>>213338594
this bitch went too far with the exercise

>>213338643
i like fit women but when they start getting madonna arms with the veins popping it's gross

ugh fuck off ava

kek every time morgan loses a comp she has some cope excuse

did morgan just say mickey is doing kat nom? someone else can take the jimmy shot

>>213338710
mickey won't lose what she built with the cryptid. morgan is talking out of her ass

>>213338710
Vince may have her second guessing but lucky for us Morgan isn’t HOH

STOP WASTING WATER VINCE

Man I can't watch this season no more. Letting your literal klansman enemy stay over the slayy-ey ass gay man is so FLOP and chopicity. It's always the klan side of the house that wins.

>>213338949
dont worry racistbro, all of tomorrow for mickey and morgan to flip it back to kat nom because its too early to take the shot at jimmy

>>213338985
Yeah kat can go. I think the block is calling for another chophoe, not a slayqueen.

>>213338985
too soon, yo

did vince seriously defend jimmy not going up. what the fuck is wrong with this guy

>>213338820
he was obviously jacking it kek
guess we found out who is spreading their seed in the communal shower

>>213339123
he actually has a f2 with jimmy so I can understand why he'd prefer him here a little longer over rylie or kat who he just actively fucked off last week
I'm praying mickey doesn't listen to his cracka ass, but I can understand it

jimbo gotta go

>>213339123
he seemed to be out of the loop all day today. Think Zach needs to give him the download and tell him to sit down and shut the fuck up or else he’s becoming bussy bait for King Keanu

Vince literally showers when everyone’s asleep so he can masterbate in there

>>213340597
Ashley even called him Drain-Stain Vinny earlier

Good morning ladies

I dont get the shit talk for Vince jacking it in the shower. It helps clear the brain of horny so he can focus on playing the fucking game instead of being somebody who's brain gets destroyed by the faintest scent of puspus

As long as Vincent cleans the shower properly, I’d do the same thing if I were him cept I would nutt inside one of my empty travel shampoo bottles and rinse it out every night over the sink

>>213340958
it's just funny he's so blatant about it, otherwise no one cares

>>213340958
>Jacking in the toilet - less fuss, target practice since you're aiming your ropes for the bowl, wipe off with TP.
>Jacking in the shower - clogs the drain, fear of stepping your cum, use shower water lube
I don't know which is better.

>>213338514
bland boring and inoffensive guarantees you an upper middle spot no matter what
keanu surpassed him as of now by the way, currently #4 and not that far behind Rachel and Adrian

Rytard is some kind of social game savant, it's incredible

>>213340818
Ohayouuu Hogg Senpaiii
God Bless Keanuuu <33

>>213340818
Good morning

If i was casted on bb id yank my shit in the hot tub.

Lauren is body-ody

>>213342302
the whore of lsu

>>213342397
So just a regular woman?

>>213341499
I think it's more he's got the same mist as tkor where one of the house weirdos is somehow beloved by everyone in there
I don't think anyone else could have gotten away with chimping out at the incoming hoh quite like simpboy has with mickey

SEX. WITH. LAUREN.

>>213340818
morning mr cliff

>>213342555
>>213342725

Dumb cute numole

>>213342555
punt boren into the sun

my loose little piece <3

jimmy gotta go

Is Ropes really putting up Jimmy? If so I will take back everything bad I said her about her.

>>213343525
its curtains for jbone

>>213343525
she has a full day and a half to waffle but right now she's absolutely leaning towards nomming him

>>213343525
depends if vince wakes up and starts pissing & crying over it. also it needs to not leak back to rachel & ava

I would not mind a ropes win if she gets Jimmy out

>>213344161
As long as she noms Jimmy and Kelley wins blockbuster this week could be a success for /bb

>>213344161
>1 decent move
K

I don't think I'm the target demographic for this show with these takes being popular

>>213344818
social media has completely turned on her for targeting the fag

>>213344818
god bless ropes for going full retard and god bless schizo morgan for helping push it

>>213344834
one of my favorite parts of fishtank S3 was luke talking about the cheese room incident and referring to cory as "this whiny jewish kid"

>>213344834
Is /bb/ really interested in more embarrassing Rylie Kat interactions instead of the evil gay staying to get revenge on the cookout?

>>213345152
kek

>>213342474
Which of them would you backdoor, bros?

>>213344834
>>213345167
the ideal is jimmy is nominated but wins blockbuster to go full punished jimbo for maximum fun feeds
because skeezy is right those two are giving nothing but disgusting grossmance feeds and I'd love for simpmode to be out the door to stop it

>>213345216
I agree with this, but only if Kelley doesn't become collateral. Do we know yet how the house would lean in a Kelley vs Rylie vote?

>>213344834
I would love if Kat or Rytard get evicted on his stolen HOH, but trying to backdoor Jimmy and failing will be way funnier

>>213345216

nah the ideal is that won't breaks his neck and they medivac him while canceling the eviction this week

>>213345248
I know mickey is super adamant he stays over anyone but I don't think I've heard any real discussion about the vote by others yet

>>213345248
Ropes is in love with Rylie for some reason so he stays over anyone next to him.

>>213345277
>>213345324
Jimmy gotta go

>>213345152
kek. I love luke.
>>213345216
>>213344983
>inb4 jimmy begs for forgiveness and bows down to nucookout

lauren week pissed me off so im happy the rest of the fandom has to suffer now

>>213345152
can someone explain that show to me, it looked like dead-eyed zoomers who thought lel-random and edgy humor was the pinnacle of content

>>213345808
It's essentially Nathan For You (bizarre things happening to unsuspecting people and they have to put up with it) but worse

>>213338071 (OP)
Based Keanu

>>213345842
one of the worst descriptions ive ever heard anyone come up with for that sorry shit

>>213346061
Shut up retard

>>213346096
go back to /bant/ jet, your shit blows

>>213346106
Take your meds you weird little schizo

>>213345324
Nah, just put up Kat and be done with it. I need Kelley to win Arena, Jimmy might get himself off the block.

haha wow nicole really missed out on a lavish wedding

>>213346242
Literally who

GIMME JIMMY

>>213346332
bb16 hayden. you know the one of many who finger blasted nicole in the bb house

lauren is vertical

>>213346332
the white dude in the silly black man meme

This week has been therapeutic compared to last, everyone is scrambling anything can happen

did Kat and rylie truck last night?

>>213346242
She's hotter than Nicole, he won.

>>213346632
nothing says winning like getting married in front of a judge in a room with no windows

why is ava sleeping in the hn room?

>>213346730
Cause she grew up with a silver spoon and her mouth and still lounges around in bed when its almost 10

>>213346649
They're not getting married at the #1 ski resort in the Swiss Alps or what have you but at least he isn't married to a cop

I'm very curious if this jimjam backdoor holds if mickey actually goes through with blindsiding rachel too
that would be cirie/schizzy tier fuckups

Ava is active like 4 hours a day

morgan wearing kats bathing suit and it actually fits her on top instead of being 2 sizes too small kek

>>213346866
I dont think she cares about leaving Rachel in the lurch

I'm so happy all of Rachel's allies keep leaving and turning on her

Keanu is like a skunk with how fast he clears rooms

cam 1/2

>>213346649
Yea he should have spent $50k+ for a 5 hour wedding

times like this I miss having the busty milf around

wtf was lauren topless

MORGAN SHUT THE DOOR

Peep show goin on!

ropey... that mango is not close to being ripe. the fuck you doing

surprised button boy has the camera not only on feeds but focused on them, you little perv

I miss Amy's ripe mangos :(

>>213347108
this peeling effort is fucking embarrassing to watch. a mango shouldn't be peeling like an orange with tight skin ropes!

why is she peeling it like that. just cut out the flesh then cut the peel off

KING KEANU IS RUNNING THIS TABLE

Anyone get a cap of the Kat nip slip?

lauren loving getting touched by morgan

imagine guys helping each other put on swimsuits like this

>>213347203
where/when/how

holy fuck morgan

>>213347213
i just got hard

sexo overload in that bathroom rn
even rytard is hidding a chubby

this bitch is 35 years old and has never cut up a mango before

>>213344834
>losing him here instead of Rylie or Kat would be devastating for the potential of this season
would it?

How do you fuck up a mango this bad?

kek it was even pissing off production they sent her a knife

>>213346242
Ian won

>>213347320
From an entertainment and gameplay perspective, it would be a loss but not "devastating"

>>213347322
wildly underripe mango

>>213338582
holy CUTE

>>213347369
its going to be sour

>>213347373
honestly her boobs are mediocre in this swimsuit compared to how it accentuated her ass

the walk

kek morgan just rubbed body wash all over herself thinking it was lotion

Won't doesn't use his legs he just teleports from couch to couch

>>213346374
he won, bb16 nicole was cute but my god that voice. I'd serious rope if I had to hear Nicole's voice whining at me for my whole life.

>>213347455
he only stands when waiting in line for food

>>213347454
that time vanessa sprayed bug killer on her hair thinking it was hairspray

>>213347567
Didn't somebody accidentally drink perfume thinking it was mouthwash

>>213347623
yeah i want to say nicole but not sure. this did happen to someone though

>>213347623
aaryn kek

>>213347454
i forgot who said it but i guess a few of them have done that this season

morgan misting jimmy

>>213346629
yeah shes pregnanet

>>213347322
she was just diggin in it

>>213347623
aaryn and IIRC it was nail polish remover

has kat had her "talk" with mickey yet?

mickey trading in jimmy, ashley and rachel for keanu kkkatherine and rylie is actually the craziest thing. is she okay??????

>>213347356
Victor, the Puerto Rican Sensation, is the victor.

i refuse to believe kat is into rylie

>>213347885
They're easier to control, Rachel is dead weight.

the fuck did lauren just say

>>213347926
Habeeb it.

>>213347885
tardwrangler is a powerful position

lauren got botox and has sub 90 iq

jimmy is 25 the same way bowie is 32 or whatever hilarious 30s age she picked. you can't convince me he's truly 25

>>213347926
kek I mean jesus look at this shit

https://x.com/missbrittani2u/status/1951863516962668908?s=46&t=sz47eXwSmBIcszX1u051yg

>>213347967
she's just like me

>>213348005
she only lied to the HGs, production had her real age right

will got up to change the laundry 3 feet away and then went back to lounging

>>213348067
yeah we knew it but she told the others hgs she was younger

ELLO LUV

if blockbuster is allegedly permanent and all season, will they have time to do it during a double eviction?

>>213348245
why not, just need 30 extra minutes or so
they had triple eviction in BB22 with 4 comps

>>213348245
I don’t think there has been any indication that blockbuster is all season

>>213348245
Huh? I personally read inbetween the lines that it was only pre-jury again and the 7 person jury would be a permanent change now in result of it

>>213348301
you mean except for the part where julie literally said its a permanent part of the game now? yes this could mean permanently for the first half of every season going forward but she was kind of ambiguous. the HGs believe it is all season

>>213348362
they dont do pre-jury double evictions?

theyre actually considering jimmy????

>>213348376
Yeah I just don’t think that’s any indication that it’ll be all season but just permanently part of the show. Especially when it would have to end eventually with the final three or whatever

>>213338304
Yjk they're gonna put this on the show with shitty background music, edits and voice overs.

Is it normal for someone(Katherine) to have just one nipple pierced?

what are those little bottles they all keep drinking?

ropes just scheduled a meeting with ashley, she will talk her out of doing jimmy

>>213338499
I don’t know why people give a shit about these rankings when they’re obviously ranked by casuals

>>213348619
casuals making accounts on a fan site?

>>213348509
I think she has both pierced from other pics earlier in the season, I can't be assed to look for them though

>>213348619
the catladies are absolutely not casuals, if you want something closer to casual rankings you check the bbn polls

>>213348688
Seems like only one here too.

>>213348597
morgans in hoh too apparently kek
no ashley mindfucking mickey with her around

>>213348734
nta but i vaguely remember both being pierced. the right one is hidden behind the floral pattern on that top

Won't be playing pool or working out

morgan coping about losing the comp

again

>>213348844
so long as she ensures this jimmy backdoor happens she can rant about comp cope, snakes, and zach all she wants the next two days

morgans all shiny

>>213348930
I don't understand how sometimes Morgan looks so sexy and sometimes she looks... like this

>>213348930
titties sitting right

HE CALLED ME A SNAKE

he called me a snake #435

>>213348844
nobody used the tucker strat
they memorized it like 111222111 instead of 333

>>213348930
Zach needs to gaslight Morgan into eating more. She gains 10lbs and she'd be body-ody

>>213348930
she kind of looks like a snake or some reptile

>>213348988
the muscles but 2% bodyfat type is just weird looking, especially for women, I think dykey athlete fridgebods look much better. I usually worry there's an eating disorder involved but morgan doesn't come across like that, not that I am autistically tracking big brother houseguest eating habits survivorsucks style

Rare papa won't movement is being witnessed.

>>213349176
Won't WILL fold laundry

>>213349176
papa won't won't been seen in unwashed clothes

the way these two dumb bitches went from literally praying for keanu to lose veto and shittalking him constantly to acting like he's the second coming of the messiah after he won veto is nuts

So Ashley is trying to convince Mickey not to put Jimmy up and put Vinnie up instead?

oh, they're switching to being nice to keanu because they think he's the new Tucker for viewers

>>213349228
Keanu misted the fuck out of them last night and gave valuable info about Jimmy's snakiness that had them turn a corner. Is still insane how we got to this point though regardless

your final 2

>Ashley tells Mick that Vinny is an option and Jimmy is not the right move now
somehow Vince is an even worse move than Jimbo kek

>>213348930
her face is really pretty but her torso is built like E.T

>>213349238
>ropes - Who should be the replacement nom?
>ashley - Vinny
>ropes - Ok, other than him?
>ashley - ... Jimmy is an option, but it's a bad move for your game, I can explain why
>morgan joins and they start talking about veto instead

kat had a wardrobe malfunction or something

>>213349400
LOOK AT WILL

>>213349391
based game block

zach telling lauren about the jimbo nom

really wish this season had a tittymonster

>>213349555
We had Amy

this lauren zach convo is too late since kat is already in HOH speaking to ropes

Kat giving nothing in this conversation

honestly at this point mickey kinda has to nom jimbo no? the whole damn house knows about it or certainly enough people to absolutely fuck her if they spill to jimmy later on

This Jimmy and Ashley convo going on is making me lmao with Jimmy having no clue he's the new target for renom

I want it to be tomorrow already

>>213349641

sorry a tittymonster without a foot in the grave

zach trying to form the threesome alliance with lauren and morgan

thought this was big mak for a sec

ashley retelling the jimmy convo to ropes 5 minutes later

they will spiritually lead king keanu to the promise land

>>213349228
The movie night resurrected Keanu's game because he chose brilliantly, now he can act like he got "secret vibes" that nobody else knew about from Jimmy. He basically chose the Leadership Council of Big Brother. PERFECT choices.

>>213350029
Chaos Ash knows Jimbo is donezo this week and is getting favour with Ropehead.
JIMFAG IS GONE THIS WEEK

So is Vinny rich as fuck or what

won't WILL blow up ropehead's hoh toilet

yeah hard to see how it's not jimjam at this point

>>213350116
he's got a huge schlong

>>213350116
>30s
>unemployed
>somehow has a gf
What do you think?

>>213350017
Hmm they do seem to be similar size..

CANT FLIM FLAM THE JIM JAM

>>213350116
typical trust fundie

>>213350116
he shops at fucking erewhon

JIMMY IS FINITO

chaos ash cannot stop the flip

BUDDIES MEETING IN THE HOH ROOM

>>213350116
hes a crypto miner

>>213350017
that’s because you have autism

ashley doesnt want kat up

jimmy has no idea

come on in

KKKAT SURVIVING ANOTHER WEEK

Flip couldn't have happened to a more deserving rat lol
I hope the same thing happens to Vince at some point

ashley acting like she is one step ahead of ropes, shes so annoying

Gleeful about blindsiding Jimmy & Rachel as hard as they possibly can, these people are nuts.

>>213350290
will simpmode get some hand action for allegedly saving her from the block this week

will wants to get back to lounging in the yard so bad. if these two bitches werent black he wouldnt even look in their general direction

"we're oily and kinda smelly"

oh spoke too soon. here goes ashley pushing kelley this week and keeping jimmy

UGH

>>213350337
KAT OWES SIMP SEX FOR KEEPING HER OFF THE BLOCK THIS WEEK

ashley pitching to keep jimmy so he goes after vinny

>>213350370
if jimbo actually goes up and doesn't win arena, he's gone

>>213350400
thats why they wont put him up. its over

Ropes instantly shutting down Ash's Vinny pitch is good shit

YOU CAN'T STOP THE JIMMY RENOM ASH
YOU'RE STARTING TO ANNOY ROPE

the way they talk these retards will vote for simpmode if he somehow makes it to F2

>>213350337
got to pay the piper

ashley is so fucking clueless

>ashley - who would you want out then instead?
>ropes - you
>won't - that would be a great move

getting so much laughter out of rachel fans and gays seething over mickey

won't WILL vote out ashley

I don't watch feeds often. But does Kat stare at herself in the mirror a lot? She's having a conversation with Rachel and Lauren and she keeps looking at the mirror every other sentence.

>>213350116
he's attractive and has a good personality, money isn't everything you trashy whores

>>213350537
yeah she likes the mirrors

>>213350561
shes fat too. you can tell its just a good angle. its why we havent seen any other pictures of her. she probably uses a strap-on on him too

anybody else watching cruising in anticipation & lead up for jimbo going on the block? it's an al pacino film where he goes undercover as a homosexual to catch a gay nigga serial killer. pacino starts to lose sight of reality and questions his own sexuality & if he was the killer all along. I recommend it for anyone on /bb/ wanting to watch some gay ass shit b4 renoms

>>213350594
I don't think you could write a more femcel post

>>213350601
jimmy doing cruising cosplay would be kino

kat is wearing laurens body ody bikini top

I just realized Kelley can’t eat chicken salad. My whole plan is fucking ruined

>>213350116
I wish i was unemployed and rich living on trust fund/investments.

>>213350310
blindsiding jimmy I can understand but seriously what is their rationale for blindsiding rachel??

vince is still sleeping btw

>>213350561
>Some anon was defending Ava's boyfriend yesterday
>Now we have some other anon defending have Vinny's girlfriend.
Either these are girls or actual rage baiters.

>>213350310
I'm so excited

COFFEE TIME

>>213350695
cause she will tell him and they will try to flip it back to someone else

>>213350709
vince learned from ava that sleeping 16 hours a day is an effective strategy in this house

>>213350716
I'm a guy that likes Vinny and think he deserves a pretty girl. Cope about it

>>213350685
why?

>>213350779
She’s vegan or vegetarian I can’t remember which one

jimmy in the hoh

Will anyone tell Jimmy before the ceremony? He will literally shit himself if not

>>213350176
so does every wannabe

>>213350993
deserved for all the tryhard outbursts during the ceremonies

>>213350993
maybe ashley? she seems like she'd do it to stir the pot and because she wanted vince up not him

we still on jimbo as of sunday afternoon?

literally never heard what a erewhon is before

>>213350993
hopefully nobody ruins the blindside, I wanna see the look on his face

>>213351199
ashley tried talking them out of it

>>213351199
we're at like 90% chance jimbo is renom right now
ashley tried to pitch vince and even that got shut down real quick

>>213351216
president of turkey

>>213349641
>tittymonster
Amy looked like a monster but had booba. I suspect the other anon wanted somebody attractive.

>>213351216
it's a crazy-expensive supermarket that influencers shop at to flex on poor people
you wanna pay $12 for a small carton of strawberries? go to erewhon

>>213351216
it's a fancy pants grocery in la. whole foods would be the poor store

>>213351256
vinny :(

SHE HUSSLED OUT OF THE KITCHEN WITH THE WALK kek

GET RID OF THE BIBLE TALK REEEEEEEEEE

AHHH vince is up and in the bathroom

i'm nervous already

those 2 balls on laurens bikini strap not being even is triggering me

Dumb shit Vince straightens his hair just to put a beanie on.

keanu is owed sex

>>213351331
I feel like they've really ramped up the christfags the past couple seasons, I don't remember even old school bb getting this religiousy
>>213351432
apart from the jimbo nom talks it's been a pretty quiet day so far

>>213351455
i'll give him whatever he wants

>>213351458
kek nice

>>213351455
titties sittin' right

Rachel and Ropes talk

this rachel mickey talk is basically jimbo's last chance saloon
if she fails to change her mind he's headin to block city

you know its a good week when twigger is freaking out

>MUH BEEF BACON
what a random food to be mad you lost lmao

>>213351432
the two retards arent arguing about skin color for 150 posts

Rachel suggesting an Ava nom kek

Ava is finito

lmao ropes pulling out the crocodile tears

rachel telling her to nom ava? holy shit they're putting some crazy shit in the air in that house

>>213351565
someone please tell ava this

mickey misting rachel so hard

>>213351546
they want segregated big brother

twitter is going to crashout big time at this rachel fuckup on top of ropes turning on jimmy

>>213351578
LMAO aren't her and Rachel in a F2? This is gonna put a bigger target on Rachel once Ropes lets Morgan and Zach know

>>213351636
yep like the only names f2 I can think of too lmao
this house is fucking nuts

here we to she is setting up the spike

apes together strong. never forget it my foundational black american brothas

prayer circle for keanu for saving this season

>>213351660
protection spell on king

this bitch seriously bellyaching about being lied to? she lied to the entire house and her alliance about her power

>>213351643
After last week's dud of a HoH, this week has been amazing.

>>213351682
>>213351682
>>213351682
new

>>213350709
out of sight, out of mind

>>213351643
vince and lauren dont have an alliance name?

>>213351663
i wanted to cap rachel in those ridiculous glasses but fucking pluto had ads on both cams and now it's gone