GET A SKILL

>>213338310 (OP)
lmaoing at your life
imagine being obsessed with a man you hate so much to the point where you constantly make threads about him
dial 8
ywnbaw

is bussy creeming on tranny cock considered a skill? what about grooming 16 year olds?

BUILD A GORILLA NEST

>convince a tranny to let it suck your cock

>>213338310 (OP)
>thinks spamming 4chan memes is top tier comedy
kek. What a loser

>>213338357
That's the standard at /tv/ though. Most threads are remade by mentally ill losers every day

GET A NEW JOB AT CAR SALES

Is being born to new england coastal elites who bankroll your career making silly videos on the internet a skill? How about using your dads capital to become an interior decorator (as a 38 year old man) who is an expert on antiques? Does that qualify as a skill and does that make you an expert on real estate? Is it stolen valor to pretend you know about house construction when your expertise is what 80 year old vase is worth more money? Is it working class face?

>>213338357
>hate
More like paid so much by

I wanted my skill to be grooming unfunny fatherless teenager boys into giving me money but it seems someone beat me to it

>>213338357
Little over 3 minutes. You need to do better, soldier.

>be a usefull goy for me while I live of my daddies fortune and rape teenage girls

Is being raped a skill?

>>213338310 (OP)
>Sam: "Im the master of trolling bro. No one can understand my level of meta irony! I'm unstoppable!"
>"Heh, make a Gorilla nest."
>Sam: "F-FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!"

>>213338413
Wait till you learn about fishtank

>>213338310 (OP)
>get two

>meanwhile OP

>>213338918
>pumps 20+ thousand dollars into supporting his e-daddy
>whale-pigging actually gets Sam's attention and he gets invited onto the show
>gets abused and laughed at and he quits
>now drained of finances thanks to Sam he spends the rest of his days as a mindbroken husk trying to get Sam's attention again, desperately in any way he can even markyposting out of frustration
>Sam laughs all the way to the bank
Pay close attention to this guy paypiggies, this is you if you think you can buy your way into his inner circle and become the next jet/charles/frank/etc.

>>213338389
Sam sucked the troon's girldick