>but I don't need 6 eggs, I only need 2. why do you expect me to pay for this full carton of 6?

This movie fucking sucked

>>213340393 (OP)
Does he get mad that he needs to pay for an entire roll of toilet paper even though he'll only use around 20 sheets for the day?

>>213340431
Yes, why do you think hes trying to kill himself?

>>213340431
>20 sheets for the day
anon...

>>213340489
How many do you use a day?

>>213340489
women use a lot of toilet paper

>>213340393 (OP)
My dad found his pettiness to be relatable.

Any other boomerslop where they win shower arguments against minimum waged workers?

>>213340559
Women use way more than 20 sheets in a day.

>>213340622
What's a "shower argument"?

>>213340645
Arguments you make up in your head during a shower

>>213340830
>schizo argues with himself while showering
>acts like it's normal

>>213340863
Sorry that you have no inner monologue, NPC

>>213340882
>his inner monologue is constant internal arguments
>acts like it's normal

>>213340913
>constant
Never said that. Thanks for conceding that your IQ is lower than 70.

>>213340929
>someone calls him out for being mentally ill
>he insists they're low IQ
>acts like it's normal

>>213340913
>anon inadvertedly admit he's constantly showering
>tries to act like other people aren't normal

Do American supermarkets not allow you to pick out how many eggs you actually need?

>>213340936
Every single normal person has experienced shower arguments. Keep being an NPC, no more (you)s since you're just wasting my time

>>213340952
>Every single normal person
you mean NPCs?

>>213340622
>shower arguments
Clearly this film was going for the Joker/transsexual thing for attention (and failed), but it's like the not-subtle subtext was some guy got rejected from Saturday Night Live and made a YouTube-looking 'ironic' film to pwn the producers.

Actually recommend it if you find this sort of thing fascinating tbqh. It's like if a furry film was randomly about how Microsoft are evil for not giving furry-kun a job.

>>213340941
>Indian calls out the hygiene habits of white people
>acts like it's normal

>>213340622
Falling Down

>>213340559
>>213340628
I don't care about women.

>>213341258
>have gun
>win every argument
the true red pill

>>213340628
why

>>213341264
We know, homo.

>>213340393 (OP)
Why did they make an American adaption of this when the original is deeply rotted in Nordic cultural introvert autism? Loses all its nuances.

>>213340393 (OP)
Hate these fucktarded movies where premise is that a complete cocksucker like him is basically just being bombarded by endless kindness and patience by people around him untill he opens up.
Miserable cunts deserve to die miserable, alone and shunned.

>>213340393 (OP)
>old conservative curmudgeon white man
>is totally into troons and using proper pronouns the moment he meets a tranny
lol

>>213340645
A lot of people do this - someone offends them, they take it like a bit h and then they will endlessly rewind the scenario in their head where they own the offenders by facts and logic, epic style, usually in shower.

>>213341297
They use like 5-10 sheets every time they piss and they piss constantly.

>>213341027
>white person
>no inner monologue
Sure thing Fuentez.

>>213341022
Oh god, looks like Melvin Brother of the Joker skit.

>>213340622
Jack was in the right here though, what kind of diner doesn't do toast? And even though he was being a bit of an arsehole about it he was willing to pay extra to circumvent the 'no substitutions' rule. Personally if a greasy spoon doesn't let me substitute something roughly equivalent I just don't go there but that's neither here nor there.

>>213341432
If they dropped all the YouTube-tier ironic nonsense, there's a glimmer of a decent film in there with the zippertits DAMAGED gentleman.
Just some oddball movie about freaks in a weird/abusive relationship. Boys Don't Cry meets Punch-Drunk Love.

>>213340393 (OP)
Then buy a chicken bitch, you don't make it to 80 years old and not know eggs come in a dozen.

>>213341467
Yeah that's the point of a "hower argument". In reality the place would have served toast, and would have worked around the no substitute thing if it meant more money. I've also never been to a joint where there also wasn't an option to buy parts of the menu separately as extra like an extra sausage or an extra piece of bacon. The writer came up with this fictitious argument in his head so he'd win, and the nasty minimum wage bitch would look like a cunt! Probably got inconvenienced by a waitress earlier and was absolutely livid.

>>213340393 (OP)
Sir, this is a DIY store.

>>213340393 (OP)
Eggs are one of those things that I'm glad they sell in bulk. You always need them and they're fine to use for weeks if refrigerated.

>Whaddya mean I gots ta buy the whole carton of milk and you don't sell smaller cartons?!? I'll never drink it all in time!!! Just let me pour what I need into this smaller bottle and charge me for that. This goddamn lazy woke generation AHHH IM GOING INSANE

>>213341661
>net worth of $8 million

>mfw the teenager working for minimum wage doesn't get herself fired for breaking company policy that slightly inconveniences me

Americans think service staff are their personal servants and are obligated to do literally anything they tell them to.
>WAGIE, COME WIPE MY ASS!

>>213340393 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0deaskGSuA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7FxpK_yC0U

Any other boomerslop scenes like this?

>>213341742
Bonus points: the company policy was put in place by some boomer retard exec to maximise profits

>>213341364
>conservative
Ove was never painted as a conservative. He just became an antisocial curmudgeon after his wife died. He was an autistic union man who liked knowing what forms to sign to change society, the quintessential Swedish socialist.

>>213341742
>This teenager with less then a weeks education who doesn't make a livable wage employed as a part-time contract worker for a sub-contractor to the company I'm having an issue with is not willing to personally drive for 20 hours to my third mansion I bought for less than $5000 in order to help me? What happened to everyone's work ethic?

I used to buy a big fat fresh orange every day for lunch, then they started bagging them in 5's that worked out a little more expensive per orange, and I could no longer select for size and lack of blemishes.

>>213340863
>>213340645
>retard doesn't know a very common term
>acts like it's normal

>>213341380
>inventing increasingly violent fantasies about murdering people who mildly inconvenience you in the supermarket
Ha ha who would do this ha ha

>>213342020
you're not a neurotic jewish hollywood writer so you don't comission 10 season netflix specials to self insert into and get revenge though

>>213340393 (OP)
>sell rope in certain lengths
>autistic suicidal man has woked out he only needs a certain amount of rope
>assistant: well sorry but you'll have to buy this much and then cut it yourself
>ahhh this is whats wrong with society!

>>213340431
That's a fairly small amount of sheets for the average person, I'd say?

>>213341967
>livable wage meme
Do you have any livable skills?

>>213341601
Have sex.

>>213341967
Is this what a shower argument looks like?

>>213340393 (OP)
Fuck off boomer.

>he didn't reply
I won

>>213342106
What's a "livable skill"?

>>213342257
maybe he means like, homeostasis...?

>>213342309
Being born 50 years ago would have been a pretty handy livable skill I must say

>>213340393 (OP)
Can you make an announcement over the PA to ask if anyone would like to split a carton of eggs with me? I can't be the only person in this store who wants fewer than six eggs.

>>213342257
A skill that would entitle you to livable wage. Pushing button on food kiosk or doordash is not one of them.

>>213342599
Why not?

>>213340943
Not yet, but I imagine before the '30s most supermarkets will be open air fecal bazaars just like your third world hole

>>213340393 (OP)
>faggot boomer complaining about $1.80 for a dozen eggs

>>213340489
>>213342077
Eat more fiber

>>213340393 (OP)
Because we don't sell them in bulk, we sell them in packs of six.

>>213342793
Because market forces have priced the labor for those jobs. If a doordash driver was paid $50k/year & health benefits the cost of the service would keep the overwhelming majority of customers from using it. The business model would become unsustainable and doordash would fold. Now there are no jobs and no services.
By the same token, the driver has agreed to perform the labor for the price offered. If the compensation isn’t worth their time, they’d stop doing the work. The work is about as unskilled as you can get so they don’t have any negotiating power, the choices are quit or keep working and there is no third option.

>>213342849
you can still find farmers markets like that all across the modern US. Most of them still sell eggs by the dozen, because they can get a hold of the same egg cartons they use in stores and because modern consumers are too retarded to do math to compare price per unit

>>213340393 (OP)
>hate everyone and everything
>"Are you a trans person? I will now be your guardian angel"
What did the writers mean by this?

>>213343062
We managed it a few decades ago though, i.e lower skilled people that worked humble jobs had the dignity of being able to afford a house and a family - what changed?

>>213343207
Because making him actually racist or homophobic would make him even less likable in the view of creators and, most importantly, way too similar to Walt Kowalski. If the throughline of the movie is that deep inside he is actually a wholesome chungus, he can't be telling a tranny to heck herself he is going to be angry about recycling.

You cannot buy a half a can of soda. I don't want to get into the whole physics of carbonation with you, but you know that sound a can makes when you open it? That is the sound of you buying the whole can.

>>213340863
you're the abnormal one lol

>>213340431
Sheets dont go bad and can be used at any time later. Eggs go bad, so if someone wants to have just 2 eggs once a week they are gonna end up with a lot of spoilt eggs

>>213341976
>acting like it wasnt just made up right now
literally noone has heard of it

>>213343343
Shut up, Jerry.

>>213341601
>Screenwriter Carole Eastman based the scene on a real incident she witnessed at Pupi's Bakery and Sidewalk Café in Los Angeles, where an aggrieved Jack Nicholson pushed all the plates and cups off of a table, and on Rafelson frequently asking for substitutions at restaurants.
Turns out Jack was just playing himself

I'm getting a job in aged care administration just so I can fucking hurt boomers

>>213343259
Capitalism

>>213343365
You argue with yourself and create advantageous social situations that exist only in your mind because of your low self esteem.

>>213343379
Buy a six pack of eggs. Refrigerate them. They will last more than three weeks it takes you to consume them at that rate.

>>213343379
eggs stored properly can last for months

How dare you ask if I want to donate to help starving children? I decided to start arguing with you instead of walking by like everyone else and now my time has been wasted!

>>213340503
I've pretty much done a whole roll already, my hay fever is playing up

>>213343625
I only know of this scene from twitter but he comes off like a total twat in it. The guy isn't even particularly pushy. They should've made the charity person far more obnoxious to justify his rant because he comes off a lot worse.

>>213341467
>he was in the right though
even after smashing all the dinnerware after being told to leave?

>>213343379
Do American eggs really go bad this quickly? Even refrigerated?

>>213343659
People who complain about being asked to donate are always assholes. It's never anything inconvenient or intrusive, but they immediately lash out looking for hypocrisies to call out. "Oh, you work for them." "Oh, you're a corporation, why don't you donate?" "Oh, a chunk of the money goes to administration." Just say no and move on, damn. South Park was right on the money when they called out people who get mad about "charity shaming." The shame comes entirely from yourself, bro. That's why you didn't just walk away.

>>213343659
His character in the show is a twat.

>>213343735
>Do American eggs really

>>213343735
given the unholy cocktail of shit they inject their animals with it wouldn't surprise me realy

>>213343379
>eggs go bad
nigger everyone has a fridge

>>213343735
In USA they pressure wash the eggs which weakens the integrity of eggs

>>213343735
Most people have been conditioned to think so and are so devoid of independent thought they never challenge it but they don't at all

>>213341800
Do restaurant workers in the uk really care that you order a child menu as an adult? do they police who eats which meal?

>>213344268
eggs have shells.
this reminds me of when some Japanese inventor came up with some peel-free banana strain that needed to be wrapped in plastic.

nature has already won. how do you fuck this up?!

>>213343062
Tangential to your point but none of those apps like uber, doordash etc are actually profitable. Theyre propped up by investors and constantly run at a loss and only work by constantly recruiting new workers. Their payouts go down over time so most gig workers drop it when the sign up bonuses dry up and rates go down.

>>213343735
I buy boxes of 60 eggs at a time that last for weeks and I've never seen one spoil. I do keep it in the fridge. I know some euros don't

>>213344298
yes and yes. Offline Safety Act. you lose your licence to kiddy meals at 16, it's to protect businesses.

>>213341800
Ricky Gervais jumpscare

>>213340645
Amerishart term for l'esprit de l'escalier

>>213344298
I can imagine there's some busybody law that lets restaurants get a small refund from the government for serving cheap kid's meals but obviously you can't let adults lifehack it

>>213343259
Immigration dummy.

>>213340863
You are making an argument in your head since he never claimed it's normal.

>>213343550
Exactly the opposite, reddit.

>>213343379
Unlike Europeans, Chinese or people in any other communist countries we can afford refridgerators.

>>213340393 (OP)
Tom Hanks use to be a movie star. Now he's any random old fart in shart slop no one's heard of.

>>213343816
>It's never anything inconvenient or intrusive
Asking me to pay for failed shitholes and to pay for future rapefugees is intrusive plenty.

>>213340393 (OP)
>but I don't need half a gallon of milk, I only need 6/8ths of an ounce for my coffee today. why do you expect me to pay for this full half-gallon carton?

>>213340393 (OP)
Life is full of mysteries like this.

>>213340393 (OP)
https://incendar.com/baby_boomer_deathclock.php

>>213345966
>but you always get hot dogs

>>213345966
>He doesn't know about double-dogging 2 of the buns

>>213345007
even without a fridge eggs can last a month easily.

>>213344309
>this reminds me of when some Japanese inventor came up with some peel-free banana strain that needed to be wrapped in plastic.
I it extends the life of the banana compared to natural banana peel then I still see value in it

>>213340574
your dad is a fag

>>213341384
Why do they piss so much? They seem to piss at every opportunity they get.

>>213341022
>It's like if a furry film was randomly about how Microsoft are evil for not giving furry-kun a job.
that sounds like a WAY better movie

>>213341022
NOOO!!! Dont talk shit about my favorite movie!!! its a subversive masterpiece!!!! Dogfucker gave it a 8/10!

>>213341339
wouldnt even be the first time america did that with a movie from another country

>>213348350
>>213341339
Both movies literally climax in the white guy giving his dead wife and dead baby's unused crib to the brown baby of the future.

What's different? The only thing they changed is the woman from Muslim to Mexican because that's Norway's future vs America's future

>>213343490
>Pampered hollywood diva acting like a cunt
What makes it worse is the fact they thought this behavior was so understandable that they put it in the movie, as if it's something the everyman could relate to.

>>213341800
>childs portion
KEK

>>213341800
they should have left in the part where she corrects him
>It's a Venti because it's Twenty OUNCES. VENTIE. TWENTY!
>...oh...you were right then my bad.

>>213343398
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shower%20argument
Once you're in the shower you'll find a way to have won this argument, but deep down you'll always know you lost it because you were retarded.

>>213343259
>lower skilled people that worked humble jobs had the dignity of being able to afford a house
this has never ever happened ever in the entire history of america.

>>213345966
you give two of the hotdogs to the dog ez

>>213348517
i will take a mexican over a muslim anyday of the week.

>>213348517
>>213348830
She isn't an invading muslim, her parents were some of the people who fled Iran when they had their Islamic revolution in the 70s and settled in Sweden precisely because Sweden was focusing on secularism and education. You can easily tell she's not devoutly muslim because she's not covering her hair and she married a white boy that she bosses around all the time. They could easily have made her a first-generation hijab-wearing muslim who follows all of her husband's commands and expects to never work a day in her life because "muh tradwife life", there's plenty of those, but they chose one of the successes of assimilation instead.

>>213349075
>she married a white boy that she bosses around all the time
Hated her husband, to be honest.

>>213340393 (OP)
This was a comedy bit on In Living Color that Chris Rock would do.

>>213349215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yoAVDuE7XY

>be me
>get in to a confrontation at work, on the street, on the bus, anywhere
>them: Lmao, little bitch/faggot/retard do something about it
>me: s-sorry, just leave me alone, I don't want a problem
>5 months later, alone in my room
>me: do something? Like THIS
>*stab the air, stomp the ground, shadow punch to the point of pulling a muscle and being out of breath*
>me, to no one: not so funny now are you dickhead. Go ahead and call the cops, you have no fucking idea what I'll do to you
Anyone else?

>>213340393 (OP)
Why are boomers so annoyingly entitled?

>>213349572
It is ridiculous, but i am enjoying this subgenre of old boomer is the "voice of reason" in a crazy society where people do not want to work or understand customer service!

>>213343062
>Now there are no jobs and no services.
they were called Taxi's you libertarian retard

>>213341258

>>213342588

>>213349075
the best case scenario then. many such cases

>>213344298
My anon, the British police young white girls who complain about being victimized repeatedly by Pakistani rape gangs.

>>213346753
Women have poor bladder control, so they can't just hold it in for hours like us.

>>213349525
Not really. I have a wicked mouth, and the ability to think on my feet. I'm also 6' and 230 lbs., so no one really wants to try their luck against me.

>>213349159
Fucking bastard needs to learn how to control his wcar! To be that old and not know how to reverse with a trailer is absolutely haram!

Frankly, anyone that can put up with modern life, and not want to lash out, is the one with a problem.

>>213349525
You must be visibly retarded if you keep getting into confrontations like that instead of it happening once or twice in your life.

>>213349786
Yes but have you considered that Taxis were actually really inefficient because there was no possibility of them making me a millionaire because I "invented" an app?

A Man Called Otto is simply a left-wing Gran Tarino. They both share the same theme of the elderly, outmoded white man sacrificing himself and passing on his inheritance to foreigners.

>>213351028
Ove has no family to pass anything on to because of his wife's tragedy, which is also what made him an asshole after her passing. It's nothing like Gran Torino where the dude has a family but chooses to abandon them because they're assholes due to how he raised them.

>>213350831
Uber hasnt turned a profit since it was started

>>213340393 (OP)
This actually crossed my mind recently. I was wondering iff they'd sell me 3 eggs for half price or just over half(cause I didn't have enough money) but I decided the answer was almost certainly no and it wasn't worth the arseache.

Huh? I buy a carton with 30 eggs for 4 dollars and it lasts me a long time without needing to buy it all the time
Why wouldn't you buy lots of eggs? They can be refrigerated.

>>213352011
It's still created millionaires through the glory of overpaid positions, loans and fooling new investors into joining in the hopes of it turning a profit once they've gotten rid of all competition and can charge whatever they want.

>>213352011
Old news. After years of operating at a loss, Uber achieved its first annual profit in 2023.

>>213352146
Because he was was autistic and planning on killing himself, so he knew he'd be wasting eggs.

>>213340943
in american supermarkets you can just take whatever you like and walk out the door with it you don't even need to pay

>>213340943
the register person will count it as 6 anyway, better fill it up

>>213343062
Not reading that goy bullshit

>>213351028
This. White boomers need to be purged

Old white man dies and by the end has a black couple, a Mexican couple, a trans kid and a fat white guy

>>213345085
Tell them to go fuck themselves, can't be that hard snowflake

>>213342594
kek

I hate boomers

Idk maybe I just go through eggs so easy I don't even consider a pack of 8 to even be cumbersome
He could just boil all of them and then not even worry about having any go bad

>>213354187
>boiling eggs you're not about to eat
ISHYGDDT

>>213354278
Then pickle them