Thread 213340564 - /tv/ [Archived: 13 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/3/2025, 12:58:22 PM No.213340564
Magnum
Magnum
md5: eb512ec006de9ae3dbbba0a514e8a199๐Ÿ”
>third act is by far the weakest
why is this so common in movies? Back to the Future is the most egregious example. Why is it so hard to properly end a movie?
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 1:00:24 PM No.213340601
>>213340564 (OP)
Endings are hard. Just look at every sketch comedy show ever, nobody knows how to end a sketch.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 1:01:36 PM No.213340630
Icecream beaver
Icecream beaver
md5: f2b2122552c608120548dc76248d2c29๐Ÿ”
>mediocre movie
>ending is actually god-tier
this is far better and also exceptionally rare
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 1:02:21 PM No.213340641
>>213340601
>nobody knows how to end a sketch.
I think bucking this trend is part of what makes how not to be seen so good.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 1:10:34 PM No.213340726
>>213340564 (OP)
>eat the chocolate sides first
>then eat the front and back layers of chocolate
>suck the ice cream
>eat the chocolate base last

This is the only acceptable way to eat it
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 1:12:06 PM No.213340749
>>213340630
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 1:12:21 PM No.213340754
>>213340564 (OP)
>Blade Runner 2042
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 1:13:24 PM No.213340772
Luv Warmup_thumb.jpg
Luv Warmup_thumb.jpg
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>>213340754
>Implying K's arc isn't god-tier
So is wet Luv btw
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 1:16:33 PM No.213340808
>>213340564 (OP)
The last part doesnโ€™t taste like wood. What kind of cheap brand have you been eating?

Anyway, the answer is simple: expectations. As a writer, you spend the first two acts setting up expectations for the ending and the way you resolve these situations canโ€™t and will never satisfy everybody, no matter how good your writing is.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 1:22:22 PM No.213340890
1735548861061
1735548861061
md5: 629d2e0b35fb99040d0a359246a2a4e6๐Ÿ”
>>213340564 (OP)
>Bite off the top chocolate
>Bite off the sides
>Insert the top row of teeth into the large flat chocolate and lever it off then eat it
>Insert it in your mouth to one side (middle of the mouth is gay, like a straw) then bite with your front teeth and pull it backwards off the stick
>Repeat until you are at the bit of chocolate around the base
>Turn stick so it's horizontal and flat then bite the first half off, pulling it backwards into your mouth
>Flip and repeat
>Scrape stick with your teeth to get everything else off
>Done.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 1:26:16 PM No.213340942
>>213340890
man whoever taught you to suck dick was a real joker
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 1:28:16 PM No.213340981
>>213340564 (OP)
Iโ€™m trying to think of capeshit movies with good third acts. Hard because itโ€™s mostly cgi clusterfucks. Yeah I canโ€™t.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 1:29:42 PM No.213340999
>>213340981
Unbreakable (2000)
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 1:29:59 PM No.213341005
Beaver bonk_thumb.jpg
Beaver bonk_thumb.jpg
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>>213340630
why do they do it?
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 1:36:05 PM No.213341086
>>213340564 (OP)
>Back to the Future is the most egregious example.
I dont remember this. In fact only The Batman has this problem afaik. The Hateful Eight was kino with the exception of the ending, not the entire last third.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 1:37:22 PM No.213341108
>>213341005
their teeth never stop growing. they must chomp wood or they will be impaled by their own teeth.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 1:38:39 PM No.213341128
>>213341086
TDKR is bad too. The entire return to gotham part is just shit. Nolan's sloppy directing is also at its worst there
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 1:40:14 PM No.213341148
>>213340981
Unironically Avengers and Justice League
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 1:41:59 PM No.213341176
>>213341005
To build shit, just like us.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 1:54:20 PM No.213341342
>>213340564 (OP)
im sorry magnums are trash in your country, entire thing is amazing here
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 2:19:56 PM No.213341676
20763159_side_a01_@2
20763159_side_a01_@2
md5: 45ccd808087ff265896b7222e5d64c64๐Ÿ”
>>213340564 (OP)
behold
just good
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 2:20:22 PM No.213341682
Do people actually bite into the ice-cream? That just hurts my teeth. I eat the chocolate part first and then eat the ice cream normally like I would with a cone
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 2:22:19 PM No.213341706
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38h9oq
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>>213340630
is this a YLYL thread ?
cause I just lost