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Anonymous No.213341571 >>213341699 >>213341720 >>213341749 >>213341774 >>213341995 >>213342029 >>213342144 >>213342243 >>213342374 >>213342550 >>213342580 >>213342819 >>213343177 >>213343257 >>213343290 >>213343660 >>213343814 >>213343873 >>213343898 >>213343935 >>213343964 >>213344018 >>213345700 >>213346423 >>213346847 >>213346957 >>213347377 >>213348445 >>213348779 >>213349436 >>213350982
Jurassic Park but scientifically accurate dinosaurs!
Anonymous No.213341616 >>213341653 >>213341716 >>213341809 >>213342171 >>213343245 >>213344803 >>213344828 >>213345016 >>213347218
The whole point of JP was that they never created dinosaurs, they created monsters that cater to people's expectations of what a dinosaur should look like
It's a literal plot point that scientific accuracy was not the goal, if anything InGen were happy to be scientifically innaccurate on purpose if it created a better product
Anonymous No.213341653 >>213344373
>>213341616
Would Chilli and Sea Bass even be a good combo or was that just another part of the macabre fantasy
Anonymous No.213341679 >>213341806
>chicken with teeth
absolutely terrifying
Anonymous No.213341699
>>213341571 (OP)
Big Turkey kid was right
Anonymous No.213341716 >>213341808 >>213350317
>>213341616
Which scene was it where they said they removed the feathers?
Anonymous No.213341720
>>213341571 (OP)
Oh my Fauci, this is everything!
Anonymous No.213341749 >>213341784
>>213341571 (OP)
Anonymous No.213341774
>>213341571 (OP)
God lex is hot
Anonymous No.213341784
>>213341749
scientifically accurate rubber puppets
Anonymous No.213341806
>>213341679
>plucked chicken with teeth
OH THE HUMANITY!
Anonymous No.213341808
>>213341716
timestamp is 0:46:37
Anonymous No.213341809 >>213342615 >>213343472 >>213345179 >>213347902 >>213350935
>>213341616
this guy fucks
Anonymous No.213341914 >>213344393
There is no such thing as a scientifically accurate dinosaur because they existed so long ago there is no extant DNA to confirm their makeup. It's all guesswork going off partially completed fossil skeletons.
Anonymous No.213341995 >>213342061 >>213343177 >>213343665 >>213343767 >>213344992 >>213351003
>>213341571 (OP)
>doesn't know that petrified dinosaur skin has been found, and........drum roll.........no feathers.

The official narrative of science is that the dinosaurs all died out with the Yucatan meteor, BUT they lived to evolve into modern animals in spite of dying out. For realsies. No shit. And within that tyime there's "intermediate stages" in between dinosaur and birds where feathers first appeared. So they go ahead and assume that T-Rexs and other dinosaurs looked like big chickens........in the name of science of course.
Anonymous No.213342029 >>213342051
>>213341571 (OP)
>no t rex model yet

Does this moron know that t rex didnt have feathers?
Anonymous No.213342051 >>213342112 >>213342142 >>213342592 >>213342628 >>213342777 >>213344335 >>213345027 >>213346778 >>213347315
>>213342029
Scientists actually believe T-rex had feathers, just not covering its entire body.
https://attractionsmagazine.com/worlds-most-scientifically-accurate-t-rex-model-now-on-display-in-new-york/
Anonymous No.213342061 >>213342076 >>213342091
>>213341995
Is there anything more cringe and gay than being anti-science while shitposting on a machine created by scientists over an online connection also created by scientists?
Anonymous No.213342076 >>213342100
>>213342061
How is stating the obvious about found dinosaur skin being anti-science?
Anonymous No.213342091 >>213342117
>>213342061
>just trust the heckin experts!
No.
Anonymous No.213342100 >>213342310 >>213345270 >>213345645
>>213342076
Because dinosaurs with feathers have been found.
Anonymous No.213342112
>>213342051
Literally no evidence for it. Infact the exact opposite evidence has been found - fossilised skin

As far as im aware its mostly dromaeosauridae that were feathered (and that have actual fossilized evidence supporting that fact)
Anonymous No.213342117 >>213342163 >>213342222
>>213342091
Hmm who should I ask about dinosaurs, a paleontologist or some retard online?
Anonymous No.213342122 >>213348343
Looks like a 6 foot turkey
Anonymous No.213342142 >>213342164
>>213342051
Heavy Metal Rex.
Anonymous No.213342144
>>213341571 (OP)
Fossilslop? Grow up
Anonymous No.213342163 >>213342186
>>213342117
paleontologists are also capable of lying
Anonymous No.213342164 >>213345055
>>213342142
Looks like a dino hick to me.
Anonymous No.213342171 >>213342210 >>213342685 >>213343546 >>213344414 >>213344508 >>213344828
>>213341616
>Implying people on /tv/ read Crichton's book
>implying people on /tv/ read at all
there is an entire chapter describing how Wu is fed up with Hammond's desire to turn Dinosaurs into amusement attractions that conform to customer expectations than 1:1 recreations of actual dinosaurs.
Anonymous No.213342186
>>213342163
Lmao sure. Did they get a time machine to plant evidence in the Jurassic period too?
Anonymous No.213342210
>>213342171
NTA but I read that book as a kid and I remember how freaky it was when the T-Rex swam after them and Grant was like "Duh, all repitles can swim, even snakes."
Anonymous No.213342222 >>213342307 >>213344367
>>213342117
The raptors depicted in jp are called velociraptors in the movie, but are actually more like utahraptors

There is no direct fossil evidence that utahraptors had feathers, they dont even have the quill knobs on their bones that the smaller feathered dromaeosauridae do

However, the β€œexperts” assure us they were feathered..because..well they just were okay?!?
Anonymous No.213342235 >>213342660 >>213344460
Plot of the movie was that DNA found in mosquito blood had some empty gaps they have filled with DNA of the frogs.
This explains why there were no feathers.
Anonymous No.213342243 >>213342536 >>213343373
>last thing you see before you die

>>213341571 (OP)
the wings feel weird. I dunno it doesn't look like it has a purpose
Anonymous No.213342307 >>213342340
>>213342222
Huh? You think the OP's video was made by actual scientists?
Anonymous No.213342310 >>213342341 >>213351100
>>213342100
Good. Show me a T-Rex and Velociraptor fossil with feathers. Don't assume that since "dinosaur A" had feathers, then that means that "dinosaur B" also had them. I brought my receipts with showing pics of petrified dinosaur skin with no feathers including T-Rex skin. I'll even throw in the fossilized remains of a whole dinosaur. Well if it would have been whole if Canadian coal minors didn't blow its ass off while looking for coal, eh. It noticably lacks feathers.

Now it's your turn.
Anonymous No.213342340
>>213342307
No, more like a midwit redditor
Anonymous No.213342341 >>213342386
>>213342310
Show me where I claimed T-Rex had feathers, mate.
Anonymous No.213342374 >>213342400 >>213342410 >>213342759
>>213341571 (OP)
Anonymous No.213342386 >>213342418
>>213342341
You called me anti-science for stating the obvious that dinosaurs didn't have feathers, and now you're doing mental gymnastics to avoid dealing with the fact that we do have fossilized dinosaur skin, and it shows no feathers.
Anonymous No.213342400
>>213342374
I would kick its ass and stomp on its neck like a twig
Anonymous No.213342410
>>213342374
Great. Now show us the fossils that prove that velociraptors had feathers.
Anonymous No.213342418 >>213342451 >>213342538 >>213347384
>>213342386
>You called me anti-science for stating the obvious that dinosaurs didn't have feathers

Yes, because dinosaur fossils with feathers have been found, retard. That doesn't mean ALL dinosaurs had feathers.
Anonymous No.213342451
>>213342418
STILL waiting for you to show them to me. This is an image board, you know.
Anonymous No.213342515
Here's your King of the Hill reboot slop.
Anonymous No.213342536 >>213342568
>>213342243
Raptors have been found with feathers on the arms (not wings, they couldn't fly).
Like modern birds they may have used them for social display purposes.
Anonymous No.213342538
>>213342418
don't engage with him. he's literally autistic and is mad that dinos don't look like his toys. even though someone posts the fossils he keeps doing it.
Anonymous No.213342550
>>213341571 (OP)
>Jurassic Park
Kiki was great in Jurassic Park
Anonymous No.213342568 >>213342812
>>213342536
SHOW US, RETARD. This is an imageboard, not a fucking chatroom.
Anonymous No.213342580
>>213341571 (OP)
featherfags get the rope
Anonymous No.213342592 >>213342674
>>213342051
Anonymous No.213342615
>>213341809
speilberg btfo
Anonymous No.213342628 >>213344673
>>213342051
Scientists also believed that New York would be underwater by now. Today they believe New York will be underwater at some undetermined time in the future, for sure.
Anonymous No.213342660 >>213344471
>>213342235
some frogs have feathers
Anonymous No.213342674
>>213342592
MOHAWK T-REX
XTREEEEEEME
Anonymous No.213342685 >>213343530
>>213342171
Hammond being a cartoon supervillain was not very enjoyable and kinda tanked Critchon's attempt at seeming like an objective scientifically minded author.
Anonymous No.213342759 >>213342794 >>213344364
>>213342374
Spared no expense.
Anonymous No.213342777
>>213342051
There are scientists who believe that we have 20 genders, and the Egyptians, Romans, Greeks, Vikings, Chinese and fuck it everyone was black. Don't forget to throw in DEI equity "education" that has all sorts of retards calling themselves scientists. And they bring absolutely nothing that proves jack shit anything.
Anonymous No.213342794 >>213342805 >>213342861
>>213342759
how big are each of the dinos cocks though?
Anonymous No.213342805 >>213344975
>>213342794
Big enough.
Anonymous No.213342812 >>213342898
>>213342568
I like how the featherfag still hasn’t responded because he has zero evidence.
Anonymous No.213342819
>>213341571 (OP)
Anonymous No.213342856 >>213343454
Remember this shit?
Anonymous No.213342861
>>213342794
Like birds they're designed to retract into the cloaca.
Anonymous No.213342898 >>213342920 >>213342958
>>213342812
what's the point? you'd just say it was a fake.
Anonymous No.213342915 >>213344107 >>213345379
Anonymous No.213342920 >>213342959
>>213342898
I accept your concession.
Anonymous No.213342958
>>213342898
How so? A fossil is a fossil, and is verifiable.
Anonymous No.213342959 >>213342973 >>213343030 >>213343040 >>213343432
>>213342920
Allright retard, I'll humour you.
Feathers themselves are only preserved in exceptional circumstances, so the principal evidence for feathers on dinosaurs is the little knobs on the bones where the quills attach - a feature observed in living bones. This example is a velociraptor forearm bone.
Now tell me its a fake like the contrarian fuckwit that you are, then fuck off.
Anonymous No.213342973
>>213342959
living bones = living birds bones I meant
Anonymous No.213343030 >>213343073 >>213343152 >>213350223
>>213342959
Furthermore, theropod fossils with impressions of of feathers HAVE been found. The most famous is the Archaeopteryx fossil found in Germany in 1860.
Anonymous No.213343040
>>213342959
>Feathers themselves are only preserved in exceptional circumstances
If dinosasur turds survive (and are actually plentiful and are probably the most common paleolithic fossil), then so would traces of feathers. And they have with the right animals. And feathers didn't attach to bone. They're embedded in the skin.
Anonymous No.213343073
>>213343030
BIRDS. Those were birds. Not velociraptors, or T-Rex or anything else. If birds existed in the paleolithic age then maybe all modern birds evolved from those instead of dinosaurs
Anonymous No.213343152
>>213343030
>Archaeopteryx fossil
>looks up the size of the Archaeopteryx fossil
>20 inches close to the size of a pigeon
Anon I...
Anonymous No.213343155
you dino froot loops look just like flat earthers when you post shit fr
Anonymous No.213343177 >>213343391 >>213343589
>>213341571 (OP)
>>213341995
Evolution is just a theory.
Anonymous No.213343245 >>213344044
>>213341616
Nice head canon
Anonymous No.213343257
>>213341571 (OP)
This looks very stupid. Dinosaurs with feather will always look very very stupid.
Anonymous No.213343290
>>213341571 (OP)
Only the smallest dinos had feathers. Big ones didn't for obvious heat regulating reasons.
Anonymous No.213343373 >>213343812
>>213342243
>only 2 confirmed kills
Bravo, reddit.
Anonymous No.213343391 >>213347470
>>213343177
It's not a theory. However stuff like the age of planet and the exact history of the world are totally unknown, and based on a whole lot of assumptions passed off as "scientific fact."
Anonymous No.213343432 >>213343864
>>213342959
>barely visible bumps on one (1) heavily eroded bone shard that *could* indicate quill knobs means velociraptors had feathers
>despite all the other velociraptor fossils that have been found throughout history that had no indication of feathers
Anonymous No.213343454 >>213346858
>>213342856
Why did they add the cloverfield balloons on the dinosaurs? Why is the cloverfield monster design always being copied?
Anonymous No.213343472 >>213345052
>>213341809
Unironically pretty good, what movie ?
Anonymous No.213343530 >>213343581
>>213342685
I don't read book Hammond as "cartoonishly" evil. That would imply he's being an evil retard for the lols and Hammond isn't that at all. If anything, book Hammond is greedy and short sighted, sure; but he's also insanely desperate and under an immense amount of pressure from his investors. He's evil in the sense that he willingly puts people in horrific danger for his personal gain, but I would argue that isn't out of character for a capitalist CEO under intense pressure to turn a profit.

Chrichton has said in multiple interviews that Jurassic Park was more about the larger issues that plague the Corporate/Capitalist system and how it turns people into evil greedy retards. The dinosaurs were just kind of a fun and terrifying vehicle to explore that theme. IIRC I remember at least one interview where he expressed bewilderment at how popular the dinosaur aspects of the book had become while people completely missed the "Corporations make retarded decisions for profit" theme he was really trying to get across.
Anonymous No.213343546
>>213342171
One of the best aspects of the novel is how Crichton made technical and science talk very interesting and understandable. You're actually learning and being entertained at the same time. Not sure if that would apply to female readers however. Another great aspect is the gore and violence. Maybe one day a new adaptation with all the gore, the outright meanness. That's a big wish.
Anonymous No.213343581 >>213343656 >>213343727 >>213349430
>>213343530
>"Fuck capitalism"
-a guy who made millions off of a book that's a story about fuck capitalism

It never ends.
Anonymous No.213343589 >>213347470
>>213343177
So is gravity.
Anonymous No.213343656
>>213343581
Crichton wasn't full on anti-Capitalist. I think he just had a lot of issues with Corporations (and the government and the media lol). He was critical of Corporate Capitalism but not actually overtly against capitalism itself.
Anonymous No.213343660 >>213344006
>>213341571 (OP)
Feathered raptor designs will simply never have the staying power of Jurassic Park's designs.
This mogs feathered raptors in ways paleofags will never understand.
Anonymous No.213343665
>>213341995
>there’s evidence of a bunch of shit happening β€œat the same time” (read: over hundreds of thousands of years) ?? That’s preposterous!
Anonymous No.213343718
Wouldn't the chickens be much smaller?
Anonymous No.213343727 >>213343740
>>213343581
>if you see flaws with huge corporations being allowed to do whatever they want you hate all capitalism
Anonymous No.213343740 >>213343948 >>213345237
>>213343727
cope more, commie
Anonymous No.213343767
>>213341995
>The official narrative of science
Anonymous No.213343812
>>213343373
They only count when white
Anonymous No.213343814
>>213341571 (OP)
If those were scientifically correct velociraptors, shouldn't they only be like 2 feet tall?
Anonymous No.213343864 >>213343901
>>213343432
they are equidistant and compare to modern bird bones.

Are you just retarded?
Anonymous No.213343873 >>213343888
>>213341571 (OP)
>scientifically accurate
ok but how about biblically accurate dinosaurs?
Anonymous No.213343888
>>213343873
Every cartoon that has cavemen living at the same time as dinosaurs
Anonymous No.213343898 >>213345046
>>213341571 (OP)
>no T-rex model yet

why do you need to change the JP rex when it's already accurate?
Anonymous No.213343901
>>213343864
>I believe in feathered velociraptors based off 1 bone because China said so!
Are you?
Anonymous No.213343935 >>213343962
>>213341571 (OP)
>you like dinosaurs? Here, let me make it gay af for you
they retroactively ruined my childhood
Anonymous No.213343948
>>213343740
No cope at all, your iq isn’t high enough to map distinctions between one person producing a product with their own hands and selling it and being able to get billions of dollars in venture capital money to develop a device that squeezes capri sun bags into a glass.
Anonymous No.213343962
>>213343935
my nephews are into dinosaurs and all the books and toys are with real dinosaurs without feathers
Anonymous No.213343964
>>213341571 (OP)
The tails are fine but they look like giant crows, which would not play well onscreen
Anonymous No.213343998 >>213344154
What do they have to gain from the feather lie?
Anonymous No.213344006
>>213343660
This.
Anonymous No.213344018
>>213341571 (OP)
Holocaustosaurus Rex.

Apologise.
Anonymous No.213344044
>>213343245
That's the actual book, the dinosaurs are software versions.
Anonymous No.213344100 >>213344252 >>213345217
Don't worry, the feathered T-rex is a bullshit fad and it's passing. Pic is from a dinosaur exhibit I went to. It's very curious how feathers go out of style as the age of woke is dying.
Anonymous No.213344107
>>213342915
That's a big cock.
Anonymous No.213344154
>>213343998
Subversion of a western science, cultural destabilization.
Anonymous No.213344187
>MOOOOOMMMMMM THE FEATHERED DINOSAURS ARE WHITE GENOCIDING ME AGAIN REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.213344252
>>213344100
>por favor, toca
puta
Anonymous No.213344335
>>213342051
The new primal rage is looking lit
Anonymous No.213344345 >>213345300
Reminder that many of these feathered discoveries are being facilitated by China and countries close to it at a highly disproportionate rate compared to everyone else.

Secondary reminder that China is notorious for lying and scamming their way to appear better than everyone else.
Anonymous No.213344350 >>213344398 >>213344993 >>213345527
Do you like T-rexes that cause puddles to shake, or stealthy ones?
Anonymous No.213344364
>>213342759
Dick status?
Anonymous No.213344367
>>213342222
I choose to trust those digits.
Anonymous No.213344373
>>213341653
Sea Bass was hot.
Anonymous No.213344393 >>213344758
>>213341914
Which we all know the devil placed under the ground to test our faith
Anonymous No.213344398
>>213344350
I like the carnotaurus that can change the color of its skin like a chameleon
Anonymous No.213344414 >>213344508
>>213342171
Good thing they went with Asian Woo, and not a black guy. Then they never could have turned him into a villain.
Anonymous No.213344460
>>213342235
If they had feathers, we would have fossilized feathers. They would have been huge feathers.
Anonymous No.213344471
>>213342660
lol
Anonymous No.213344482 >>213344544
So a 6 foot turkey, whats so scary about that
Anonymous No.213344508
>>213342171
>>213344414
In the books Wu doesn't want actual dinos, he wants to purposefully make them slow, retarded, and easy to control.

Hammond was the one pushing for "accurate" dinosaurs and Wu is trying to explain that they will never be real dinosaurs and it's pointless to make them "realistic" when normies and park guests won't know anything about real dinos anyways.
Anonymous No.213344544
>>213344482
Just like a 6 ft rabbit, it's not meant to be there, you'd shit your pants too.
Anonymous No.213344567 >>213344709 >>213345004
>scientists announced dinosaurs are birds.
>people stopped giving a shit about dinosaurs.
Crocodilian chads keep winning.
Anonymous No.213344673
>>213342628
I think those are different scientists than the dinosaur ones, dummy. And show me where that was a consensus with every scientists regarding New York City.
Anonymous No.213344709 >>213344888 >>213345093
>>213344567
crocodiles used to have feathers too
Anonymous No.213344758
>>213344393
Nah the biblical explanation is dinos were made by nephilims making mutants by cross breeding animals.
Anonymous No.213344803 >>213344876
>>213341616
>midwits jerking JP for decades on how heckin accurate the Dinos are
cope
Anonymous No.213344812 >>213344853 >>213344854
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP0_8J7uxhs
YOU TAKE MY SELF, YOU TAKE MY SELF CONTROL
YOU GOT ME LIVIN' ONLY FOR THE NIGHT
BEFORE THE MORNING COMES, THE STORY'S TOLD
YOU TAKE MY SELF, YOU TAKE MY SELF CONTROL
Anonymous No.213344828
>>213341616
>>213342171
Which is why the second movie with it's "ooh, these dinosaurs are part of nature it's wrong to take them away from their natural environment on this island where they were genetically engineered and set loose to exterminate the local fauna" is goddamned retarded.
Anonymous No.213344853
>>213344812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tkJRkjDn_8
Anonymous No.213344854
>>213344812
Look at him go!
Anonymous No.213344876
>>213344803
Literally nobody has done that.
On the flip side, there's ALWAYS been people shouting ERM ACKTUALLY from the peanut gallery.
Crichton said it made him laugh how many letters he got from seething paleofags attempting to smarmily correct him.
Anonymous No.213344888 >>213345004
>>213344709
LOL. No.
Crocodiles are what people wish dinosaurs were.
Anonymous No.213344975
>>213342805
For you, yes.
Anonymous No.213344992
>>213341995
featherfags have no response to this still
Anonymous No.213344993
>>213344350
puddle shake
Anonymous No.213345004 >>213345421
>>213344567
>>213344888
How did these glorified lizards survivrd the asteroid and not the other (much more interesting) dinos? Even smaller ones would have been nice.
Anonymous No.213345016
>>213341616
Go back, lying zoomer faggot
Anonymous No.213345027
>>213342051
showing this picture to my hairdresser next time I go to get a haircut
Anonymous No.213345046
>>213343898
Saved. Hilarious picture
Anonymous No.213345052
>>213343472
One Million B.C
Anonymous No.213345055
>>213342164
he's a carnie
Anonymous No.213345075 >>213345094 >>213345478
>his kino doesn’t use biblically accurate animals
Anonymous No.213345093
>>213344709
Excellent. lol.
Anonymous No.213345094
>>213345075
*taps sign*
Anonymous No.213345120
Dinosaurs did not have feathers. An ancestor of Dinosaurs did however, but they diverged off to the bird branch. Raptors merely stopped being dinosaurs.
Anonymous No.213345179
>>213341809
Looks kino ngl.
Anonymous No.213345217
>>213344100
Checked
Anonymous No.213345237
>>213343740
NTA you are a fucking retard, Crichton wasn't a commie - once you bother to read what others wrote, you will see why.
OP is a gaf and clearly deretrad No.213345270
>>213342100
Only a few compared to featherless dino skin.
Anonymous No.213345300
>>213344345
Based noticer
Anonymous No.213345379
>>213342915

This smug bastard
Anonymous No.213345421 >>213345471
>>213345004
Crocodiles have a very slow metabolism. They can survive a long time without food.
Anonymous No.213345471 >>213345974
>>213345421
They can't have been the only ones with a slow metabolism over thousands of species?
Anonymous No.213345478 >>213347339
>>213345075
Anonymous No.213345527
>>213344350
Stealthy Rex is more realistic. Making a lot of noise scares your prey away.
Anonymous No.213345645
>>213342100
Some of the smaller ones had feathers. But most probably had crocodile-like scales
REPENT THE END IS NIGH No.213345700 >>213346039
>>213341571 (OP)
>Jurassic Park but scientifically accurate dinosaurs!
You mean nonexistent?
Anonymous No.213345974
>>213345471
crocs live both on water and land. most dinos were land based and had tougher time for food when the meteor hit and the dust was kicked up. crocs had it easy, small animals and dinos wandering into marshes (out of their comfort zone/usual hunting places) during the shitshow after the meteor for decades

same reasoning for african-origin genetics when everything is plentiful around you; why evolve?
Anonymous No.213346039 >>213346209 >>213347339
>>213345700
You’ve never seen alligators bang have you?
REPENT THE END IS NIGH No.213346209 >>213346268
>>213346039
Always with the same arguments... Small animals =/= Big animals.
Anonymous No.213346268 >>213346622 >>213346720 >>213346818
>>213346209
What is an elephant?
Anonymous No.213346423
>>213341571 (OP)
If those raptors were scientifically accurate they'd be like three feet tall
Anonymous No.213346622
>>213346268
A mammal, meaning they have penises and vaginas to facilitate large animal coupling. There is literally no way to do it with cloacas
REPENT THE END IS NIGH No.213346720 >>213346918
>>213346268
Notice the tail difference?
Anonymous No.213346778
>>213342051
REPENT THE END IS NIGH No.213346818 >>213346867 >>213346936 >>213347182
>>213346268
The point of dinosaurs is to make the Earth sound old, yet it's very young, about 6000 years. If these badboys were so prevalent why can't I find their bones scaterred all over my backyard?
Anonymous No.213346847
>>213341571 (OP)
>still 3x the size of a velociraptor
>giant wings
>all black coloration when it was a hunter who had to blend in to a grassland not a fucking crow
These people are so lame about le accurate dinosaurs, when ironically they’re equally as innacurate as the scaly lizard depictions
Anonymous No.213346858 >>213347241
>>213343454
They had places for airsacks throughout their bodies and necks. It's just a fun hypothesis.
REPENT THE END IS NIGH No.213346867 >>213346896 >>213347205 >>213347546
>>213346818
And no fossil fuel shit, that's a scam on it's own.
https://youtu.be/zSff0pwc1Xc
REPENT THE END IS NIGH No.213346896
>>213346867
Anonymous No.213346918 >>213346936
>>213346720
So it's ok for any dino smaller than an elephant, nice to know.
REPENT THE END IS NIGH No.213346936 >>213347338
>>213346918
Refer to >>213346818
Anonymous No.213346957 >>213347054
>>213341571 (OP)
Jurassic Park but scientifically accurate dinosaurs!
Anonymous No.213347014
I don't wanna talk to a scientist. Y'all motherfuckers lying and getting me pissed
Anonymous No.213347054
>>213346957
>Earth... I think.
Anonymous No.213347066 >>213347174
Anonymous No.213347174
>>213347066
Finally! So real!
REPENT THE END IS NIGH No.213347182 >>213347220
>>213346818
>The point of dinosaurs is to make the Earth sound old, yet it's very young, about 6000 years. If these badboys were so prevalent why can't I find their bones scaterred all over my backyard?
All in all just a big distraction to take your time from repentance.
Anonymous No.213347205 >>213347248
>>213346867
>knows Jews have subverted us for centuries
>worships a Jew as his god
You fell for the biggest Jewish subversion of all time.
Anonymous No.213347218
>>213341616
>The whole point of JP was that they never created dinosaurs, they created monsters that cater to people's expectations of what a dinosaur should look like
No, the original book literally stated the OPPOSITE. Wu wanted to make theme park monsters, but Hammond convinced him to go for accuracy
REPENT THE END IS NIGH No.213347220
>>213347182
Revelation 3:3 KJV
Remember therefore how thou hast received and heard, and hold fast, and repent. If therefore thou shalt not watch, I will come on thee as a thief, and thou shalt not know what hour I will come upon thee.
Anonymous No.213347241
>>213346858
That's not very fun at all and seems highly unlikely. Why would something that big have that many vulnerable spots?
Anonymous No.213347244 >>213347278
Why does being a subverted schizo also mean someone has to constantly reply to himself? What is it about schizophrenia that makes you uanble to follow posting etiquette?
REPENT THE END IS NIGH No.213347248 >>213347624 >>213350352 >>213350791
>>213347205
When will you learn?
REPENT THE END IS NIGH No.213347278
>>213347244
>posting etiquette
Sir, this is 4chan.
Anonymous No.213347315
>>213342051
where's the fossilized feathers you academic faggot? Oh wait. There are none. BECUASE THUNDER LIZARDS HAD NO FUCKING FEATHERS.

>>>/reddit/ is that way you fucking queer.
Anonymous No.213347338 >>213347489
>>213346936
Yeah why do you confirm that my post refers to yours lmao ?
Anonymous No.213347339
>>213345478
>>213346039
jesus christ it's so sad that such beautiful sculpts are stuck in a creationism shithole
Anonymous No.213347377 >>213347525
>>213341571 (OP)
Is this the reason why dinosaurs aren't as popular as they used to be in the media?
Anonymous No.213347384
>>213342418
>He shows fossilized BIRDS
>Claims it's dinosaurs because modern "science" says so"

Your boyfriend is waiting with the lube. Better hurry.
Anonymous No.213347426 >>213347484
Anonymous No.213347470
>>213343391
No, it's just a theory. You can't prove it, and you will never be able to show every single stage of evolution throughout the years. It's a cute concept, but still a theory nonetheless
>>213343589
there are more provable/solid theories than others, it's a spectrum, of course
Anonymous No.213347484
>>213347426
Heeey, that's a pokemon!
REPENT THE END IS NIGH No.213347489 >>213347581
>>213347338
Backyard dino bones. Where?
Anonymous No.213347525
>>213347377
Yes, unironically. Redditors have sucked the fun out of dinosaurs by henpecking every little detail per some faggot scientist's guesswork or some gay paleoart they saw.
>NOOOOO THIS IS WRONG WRONG WRONG!
>SPINOSAURUS DIDN'T ROAR AND ATTACK THINGS FOR FOOD IT JUST HUNG OUT IN THE WATER AND WAS, LIKE, CHILL WITH EVERYTHING LIKE A H*CKIN WHOLSEOME CAPYBARA
Anonymous No.213347546 >>213347565
>>213346867
jesus was a jew mate
jews wrote the bible mate
Anonymous No.213347557
Pussifying dinosaurs is yet another plot to take something you loved as a kid and make it gay to demoralize you
Anonymous No.213347565 >>213347603
>>213347546
Why do jews hate him so much then and spit on people for reading the new testament in public
Anonymous No.213347581 >>213349845
>>213347489
Because precisely they are much older than 6000 years, thus super rare.
Anonymous No.213347603 >>213347628
>>213347565
sounds like you're extrapolating the behaviour of some people in some youtube video to a group of millions
Anonymous No.213347624 >>213347692
>>213347248
Anonymous No.213347628 >>213347719
>>213347603
Sounds like you're mad that I'm right
Anonymous No.213347679 >>213350074
I don't know what's going on

But in the first book and movie they even said the dinosaurs were not accurate and were modified because they couldn't find all the DNA, modern viruses and fungus and bacteria would kill them off and the climate was different
It was the entire plot point
They had messed with the dinosaurs DNA so much and added and subtracted so much the dinosaurs could breed by switching sexes

It's the entire basic plot point
All of the dinosaurs that were meat eaters were more aggressive, made larger and were made to look how toys looked.

Literally in the first movie.

Of course they were never accurate. You didn't stumble across so plot hole.
REPENT THE END IS NIGH No.213347692 >>213347705 >>213350352 >>213350791
>>213347624
>alien book
>alien fate
Then why do the hate the Lord so much if he don't exist?
Anonymous No.213347701 >>213347811
Anonymous No.213347705
>>213347692
Where are the Epstein Files.
Anonymous No.213347719 >>213347742
>>213347628
you were getting mad that i pointed out the fact you worship a jew and revere a book written by jews
Anonymous No.213347742 >>213347754
>>213347719
And you're getting mad because you were debunked
Anonymous No.213347754 >>213347775
>>213347742
i guess jesus was actually a black man
Anonymous No.213347775
>>213347754
So niggers are jews now?
Anonymous No.213347811
>>213347701
>Red lipstick and a white skirt
Oh my.
Anonymous No.213347899 >>213348317 >>213350074
Why do literal gay and brown people get upset when someone poses the idea that a film franchise should maintain consistency for their established movie monster designs?
Odd phenomenon I've noticed on Twitter.
Anonymous No.213347902
>>213341809
this is actually pretty well done wtf
Anonymous No.213348048
Anonymous No.213348317
>>213347899
Weird how the thread went dead after this was posted.
Got something to admit, featherfags?
Anonymous No.213348343
>>213342122
>Still taller than you'll ever be, faggot *holds up a talon to his throat threateningly*
Anonymous No.213348445 >>213348600
>>213341571 (OP)
My niece is nine and absolutely obsessed with dinosaurs. I'm conflicted about her plan to become a dinosaur expert as a career because it's not future proof and she's wearing lingerie right now. Molestosaurus.
Anonymous No.213348600
>>213348445
>Uncleraptor
Anonymous No.213348684 >>213348710 >>213349076
Imagine being a dinosaur with feathers and shit and watching Jurassic Park. You’d be like wtf is this shit and what are those creatures supposed to be lol
Anonymous No.213348710 >>213348971
>>213348684
Do you think real life T-Rex finds JP T-Rex scary like humans do?
Anonymous No.213348779
>>213341571 (OP)
I was waiting for Big Bird to come in and save them
Anonymous No.213348971 >>213349076
>>213348710
Yeah I’m sure it’d be some sort of uncanny valley type thing with them. Especially how they sound completely different too. If aliens made a movie about humans without really ever seeing or hearing us
Anonymous No.213349076
>>213348684
>>213348971
They would get body dysmorphia and wish they could look as cool.
Anonymous No.213349430
>>213343581
you live in a society iphone vuvuzela bottom text
Anonymous No.213349436
>>213341571 (OP)
More me, it's the boomer rex.
REPENT THE END IS NIGH No.213349845 >>213350080 >>213350168
>>213347581
Ok, how about fossils? They sure can last a lot longer. For example they found fossils of whales on Mt. Everest which only the Flood in the days of Noah can explain.
https://youtu.be/PIpvIVLQ2Dk

2 Timothy 3:16-17 KJV
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

That the man of God may be perfect, thoroughly furnished unto all good works.
Anonymous No.213349985
least schizophrenic internet christfag
Anonymous No.213350074 >>213350703
>>213347899
Because creatively-bankrupt people cannot create. All they can do is take what others did, and fuck it up with changes in the name of "progress."

>>213347679
They were altered because if a real paleolithic dinosaur were to suddenly appear in our time, it would suffocate within minutes due to modern global oxygen levels being significanty lower than they were back then. The frog DNA not only filled in the holes, it also allowed them to breathe our air.
Anonymous No.213350080 >>213350094 >>213350118 >>213350725
>>213349845
>fossils of whales on Mt. Everest
Just wait until you find out how mountains formed
Anonymous No.213350094
>>213350080
Two land masses pushing up against each other.
Anonymous No.213350118
>>213350080
>mountains
Earth is flat, chud.
Anonymous No.213350168
>>213349845
>which only the Flood in the days of Noah can explain
Get your nose out of those jewish books anon, lol wtf
Anonymous No.213350223
>>213343030
>Archaeopteryx has feathers

common knowledge/commonly taught in schools for well over a century, big deal. All this other bullshit is literally made up and without the kind of evidence seen here. it's quite literally Christianity for saurfaggots.
Anonymous No.213350317
>>213341716
The part where they used frog DNA to fill in the gaps frogs don't have feathers
Anonymous No.213350352 >>213350771
>>213347248
>>213347692
Can you explain why 'jew hating,' christians worship literally the same holy scriptures as jews? I dont care if you want to be antisemites, but stop being hypocrites holy shit
Anonymous No.213350703
>>213350074
>it would suffocate within minutes due to modern global oxygen levels being significantly lower than they were back then

This is brought up in the book multiple times. Several characters hear the dinos "coughing" or struggling to breathe and they comment on it. The dinos all have massively compromised immune systems because of it, AND there are tons of diseases that they have no immune response towards anyways so all the animals are constantly getting sick. IIRC a huge money sink for InGen in the book is having to constantly replace sick and dying animals because they can't cope with the modern environment (and also most of them shouldn't be in a fucking jungle to begin with). The reason book Hammond is so tunnel-vision focused on getting the park open at any cost is they need to start making money so they can afford to make new dinos that don't get sick as easily, and their existing stock is already showing signs of being sick. IIRC part of the triceratops issue wasn't just the toxic plants they were eating, but they were already suffering illness and can't fucking breathe as well.
REPENT THE END IS NIGH No.213350725 >>213350763
>>213350080
>Just wait until you find out how mountains formed
I know exactly.

Job 12:7-10 KJV
But ask now the beasts, and they shall teach thee; and the fowls of the air, and they shall tell thee:

Or speak to the earth, and it shall teach thee: and the fishes of the sea shall declare unto thee.

Who knoweth not in all these that the hand of the Lord hath wrought this?

In whose hand is the soul of every living thing, and the breath of all mankind.
Anonymous No.213350763
>>213350725
shut up, flanders
REPENT THE END IS NIGH No.213350771
>>213350352
>literally the same holy scriptures as jews
Nope. The Talmud is blasphemy to say the least.
Anonymous No.213350791
>>213347692
>>213347248
>okay what should we do with the synagogue of satan then?
>uhh... just forgive them and keep praying to the sky rabbi

lol
REPENT THE END IS NIGH No.213350844
I see this thread has been flooded like in the days of Noah.
Anonymous No.213350935
>>213341809
spinosaur looks like THAT?
Anonymous No.213350982
>>213341571 (OP)
That's not scientifically accurate, them raptor niggas were like 2 feet tall.
Anonymous No.213351003
>>213341995
>
Anonymous No.213351100 >>213351648
>>213342310
here's a Velociraptor fossil with quill knobs
Anonymous No.213351648
>>213351100
suck on this knob