Jurassic Park but scientifically accurate dinosaurs!

The whole point of JP was that they never created dinosaurs, they created monsters that cater to people's expectations of what a dinosaur should look like
It's a literal plot point that scientific accuracy was not the goal, if anything InGen were happy to be scientifically innaccurate on purpose if it created a better product

>>213341616
Would Chilli and Sea Bass even be a good combo or was that just another part of the macabre fantasy

>chicken with teeth
absolutely terrifying

>>213341571 (OP)
Big Turkey kid was right

>>213341616
Which scene was it where they said they removed the feathers?

>>213341571 (OP)
Oh my Fauci, this is everything!

>>213341571 (OP)

>>213341571 (OP)
God lex is hot

>>213341749
scientifically accurate rubber puppets

>>213341679
>plucked chicken with teeth
OH THE HUMANITY!

>>213341716
timestamp is 0:46:37

>>213341616
this guy fucks

There is no such thing as a scientifically accurate dinosaur because they existed so long ago there is no extant DNA to confirm their makeup. It's all guesswork going off partially completed fossil skeletons.

>>213341571 (OP)
>doesn't know that petrified dinosaur skin has been found, and........drum roll.........no feathers.

The official narrative of science is that the dinosaurs all died out with the Yucatan meteor, BUT they lived to evolve into modern animals in spite of dying out. For realsies. No shit. And within that tyime there's "intermediate stages" in between dinosaur and birds where feathers first appeared. So they go ahead and assume that T-Rexs and other dinosaurs looked like big chickens........in the name of science of course.

>>213341571 (OP)
>no t rex model yet

Does this moron know that t rex didnt have feathers?

>>213342029
Scientists actually believe T-rex had feathers, just not covering its entire body.
https://attractionsmagazine.com/worlds-most-scientifically-accurate-t-rex-model-now-on-display-in-new-york/

>>213341995
Is there anything more cringe and gay than being anti-science while shitposting on a machine created by scientists over an online connection also created by scientists?

>>213342061
How is stating the obvious about found dinosaur skin being anti-science?

>>213342061
>just trust the heckin experts!
No.

>>213342076
Because dinosaurs with feathers have been found.

>>213342051
Literally no evidence for it. Infact the exact opposite evidence has been found - fossilised skin

As far as im aware its mostly dromaeosauridae that were feathered (and that have actual fossilized evidence supporting that fact)

>>213342091
Hmm who should I ask about dinosaurs, a paleontologist or some retard online?

Looks like a 6 foot turkey

>>213342051
Heavy Metal Rex.

>>213341571 (OP)
Fossilslop? Grow up

>>213342117
paleontologists are also capable of lying

>>213342142
Looks like a dino hick to me.

>>213341616
>Implying people on /tv/ read Crichton's book
>implying people on /tv/ read at all
there is an entire chapter describing how Wu is fed up with Hammond's desire to turn Dinosaurs into amusement attractions that conform to customer expectations than 1:1 recreations of actual dinosaurs.

>>213342163
Lmao sure. Did they get a time machine to plant evidence in the Jurassic period too?

>>213342171
NTA but I read that book as a kid and I remember how freaky it was when the T-Rex swam after them and Grant was like "Duh, all repitles can swim, even snakes."

>>213342117
The raptors depicted in jp are called velociraptors in the movie, but are actually more like utahraptors

There is no direct fossil evidence that utahraptors had feathers, they dont even have the quill knobs on their bones that the smaller feathered dromaeosauridae do

However, the “experts” assure us they were feathered..because..well they just were okay?!?

Plot of the movie was that DNA found in mosquito blood had some empty gaps they have filled with DNA of the frogs.
This explains why there were no feathers.

>last thing you see before you die

>>213341571 (OP)
the wings feel weird. I dunno it doesn't look like it has a purpose

>>213342222
Huh? You think the OP's video was made by actual scientists?

>>213342100
Good. Show me a T-Rex and Velociraptor fossil with feathers. Don't assume that since "dinosaur A" had feathers, then that means that "dinosaur B" also had them. I brought my receipts with showing pics of petrified dinosaur skin with no feathers including T-Rex skin. I'll even throw in the fossilized remains of a whole dinosaur. Well if it would have been whole if Canadian coal minors didn't blow its ass off while looking for coal, eh. It noticably lacks feathers.

Now it's your turn.

>>213342307
No, more like a midwit redditor

>>213342310
Show me where I claimed T-Rex had feathers, mate.

>>213341571 (OP)

>>213342341
You called me anti-science for stating the obvious that dinosaurs didn't have feathers, and now you're doing mental gymnastics to avoid dealing with the fact that we do have fossilized dinosaur skin, and it shows no feathers.

>>213342374
I would kick its ass and stomp on its neck like a twig

>>213342374
Great. Now show us the fossils that prove that velociraptors had feathers.

>>213342386
>You called me anti-science for stating the obvious that dinosaurs didn't have feathers

Yes, because dinosaur fossils with feathers have been found, retard. That doesn't mean ALL dinosaurs had feathers.

>>213342418
STILL waiting for you to show them to me. This is an image board, you know.

Here's your King of the Hill reboot slop.

>>213342243
Raptors have been found with feathers on the arms (not wings, they couldn't fly).
Like modern birds they may have used them for social display purposes.

>>213342418
don't engage with him. he's literally autistic and is mad that dinos don't look like his toys. even though someone posts the fossils he keeps doing it.

>>213341571 (OP)
>Jurassic Park
Kiki was great in Jurassic Park

>>213342536
SHOW US, RETARD. This is an imageboard, not a fucking chatroom.

>>213341571 (OP)
featherfags get the rope

>>213342051

>>213341809
speilberg btfo

>>213342051
Scientists also believed that New York would be underwater by now. Today they believe New York will be underwater at some undetermined time in the future, for sure.

>>213342235
some frogs have feathers

>>213342592
MOHAWK T-REX
XTREEEEEEME

>>213342171
Hammond being a cartoon supervillain was not very enjoyable and kinda tanked Critchon's attempt at seeming like an objective scientifically minded author.

>>213342374
Spared no expense.

>>213342051
There are scientists who believe that we have 20 genders, and the Egyptians, Romans, Greeks, Vikings, Chinese and fuck it everyone was black. Don't forget to throw in DEI equity "education" that has all sorts of retards calling themselves scientists. And they bring absolutely nothing that proves jack shit anything.

>>213342759
how big are each of the dinos cocks though?

>>213342794
Big enough.

>>213342568
I like how the featherfag still hasn’t responded because he has zero evidence.

>>213341571 (OP)

Remember this shit?

>>213342794
Like birds they're designed to retract into the cloaca.

>>213342812
what's the point? you'd just say it was a fake.

>>213342898
I accept your concession.

>>213342898
How so? A fossil is a fossil, and is verifiable.

>>213342920
Allright retard, I'll humour you.
Feathers themselves are only preserved in exceptional circumstances, so the principal evidence for feathers on dinosaurs is the little knobs on the bones where the quills attach - a feature observed in living bones. This example is a velociraptor forearm bone.
Now tell me its a fake like the contrarian fuckwit that you are, then fuck off.

>>213342959
living bones = living birds bones I meant

>>213342959
Furthermore, theropod fossils with impressions of of feathers HAVE been found. The most famous is the Archaeopteryx fossil found in Germany in 1860.

>>213342959
>Feathers themselves are only preserved in exceptional circumstances
If dinosasur turds survive (and are actually plentiful and are probably the most common paleolithic fossil), then so would traces of feathers. And they have with the right animals. And feathers didn't attach to bone. They're embedded in the skin.

>>213343030
BIRDS. Those were birds. Not velociraptors, or T-Rex or anything else. If birds existed in the paleolithic age then maybe all modern birds evolved from those instead of dinosaurs

>>213343030
>Archaeopteryx fossil
>looks up the size of the Archaeopteryx fossil
>20 inches close to the size of a pigeon
Anon I...

you dino froot loops look just like flat earthers when you post shit fr

>>213341571 (OP)
>>213341995
Evolution is just a theory.

>>213341616
Nice head canon

>>213341571 (OP)
This looks very stupid. Dinosaurs with feather will always look very very stupid.

>>213341571 (OP)
Only the smallest dinos had feathers. Big ones didn't for obvious heat regulating reasons.

>>213342243
>only 2 confirmed kills
Bravo, reddit.

>>213343177
It's not a theory. However stuff like the age of planet and the exact history of the world are totally unknown, and based on a whole lot of assumptions passed off as "scientific fact."

>>213342959
>barely visible bumps on one (1) heavily eroded bone shard that *could* indicate quill knobs means velociraptors had feathers
>despite all the other velociraptor fossils that have been found throughout history that had no indication of feathers

>>213342856
Why did they add the cloverfield balloons on the dinosaurs? Why is the cloverfield monster design always being copied?

>>213341809
Unironically pretty good, what movie ?

>>213342685
I don't read book Hammond as "cartoonishly" evil. That would imply he's being an evil retard for the lols and Hammond isn't that at all. If anything, book Hammond is greedy and short sighted, sure; but he's also insanely desperate and under an immense amount of pressure from his investors. He's evil in the sense that he willingly puts people in horrific danger for his personal gain, but I would argue that isn't out of character for a capitalist CEO under intense pressure to turn a profit.

Chrichton has said in multiple interviews that Jurassic Park was more about the larger issues that plague the Corporate/Capitalist system and how it turns people into evil greedy retards. The dinosaurs were just kind of a fun and terrifying vehicle to explore that theme. IIRC I remember at least one interview where he expressed bewilderment at how popular the dinosaur aspects of the book had become while people completely missed the "Corporations make retarded decisions for profit" theme he was really trying to get across.

>>213342171
One of the best aspects of the novel is how Crichton made technical and science talk very interesting and understandable. You're actually learning and being entertained at the same time. Not sure if that would apply to female readers however. Another great aspect is the gore and violence. Maybe one day a new adaptation with all the gore, the outright meanness. That's a big wish.

>>213343530
>"Fuck capitalism"
-a guy who made millions off of a book that's a story about fuck capitalism

It never ends.

>>213343177
So is gravity.

>>213343581
Crichton wasn't full on anti-Capitalist. I think he just had a lot of issues with Corporations (and the government and the media lol). He was critical of Corporate Capitalism but not actually overtly against capitalism itself.

>>213341571 (OP)
Feathered raptor designs will simply never have the staying power of Jurassic Park's designs.
This mogs feathered raptors in ways paleofags will never understand.

>>213341995
>there’s evidence of a bunch of shit happening “at the same time” (read: over hundreds of thousands of years) ?? That’s preposterous!

Wouldn't the chickens be much smaller?

>>213343581
>if you see flaws with huge corporations being allowed to do whatever they want you hate all capitalism

>>213343727
cope more, commie

>>213341995
>The official narrative of science

>>213343373
They only count when white

>>213341571 (OP)
If those were scientifically correct velociraptors, shouldn't they only be like 2 feet tall?

>>213343432
they are equidistant and compare to modern bird bones.

Are you just retarded?

>>213341571 (OP)
>scientifically accurate
ok but how about biblically accurate dinosaurs?

>>213343873
Every cartoon that has cavemen living at the same time as dinosaurs

>>213341571 (OP)
>no T-rex model yet

why do you need to change the JP rex when it's already accurate?

>>213343864
>I believe in feathered velociraptors based off 1 bone because China said so!
Are you?

>>213341571 (OP)
>you like dinosaurs? Here, let me make it gay af for you
they retroactively ruined my childhood

>>213343740
No cope at all, your iq isn’t high enough to map distinctions between one person producing a product with their own hands and selling it and being able to get billions of dollars in venture capital money to develop a device that squeezes capri sun bags into a glass.

>>213343935
my nephews are into dinosaurs and all the books and toys are with real dinosaurs without feathers

>>213341571 (OP)
The tails are fine but they look like giant crows, which would not play well onscreen

What do they have to gain from the feather lie?

>>213343660
This.

>>213341571 (OP)
Holocaustosaurus Rex.

Apologise.

>>213343245
That's the actual book, the dinosaurs are software versions.

Don't worry, the feathered T-rex is a bullshit fad and it's passing. Pic is from a dinosaur exhibit I went to. It's very curious how feathers go out of style as the age of woke is dying.

>>213342915
That's a big cock.

>>213343998
Subversion of a western science, cultural destabilization.

>MOOOOOMMMMMM THE FEATHERED DINOSAURS ARE WHITE GENOCIDING ME AGAIN REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>213344100
>por favor, toca
puta

>>213342051
The new primal rage is looking lit

Reminder that many of these feathered discoveries are being facilitated by China and countries close to it at a highly disproportionate rate compared to everyone else.

Secondary reminder that China is notorious for lying and scamming their way to appear better than everyone else.

Do you like T-rexes that cause puddles to shake, or stealthy ones?

>>213342759
Dick status?

>>213342222
I choose to trust those digits.

>>213341653
Sea Bass was hot.

>>213341914
Which we all know the devil placed under the ground to test our faith

>>213344350
I like the carnotaurus that can change the color of its skin like a chameleon

>>213342171
Good thing they went with Asian Woo, and not a black guy. Then they never could have turned him into a villain.

>>213342235
If they had feathers, we would have fossilized feathers. They would have been huge feathers.

>>213342660
lol

So a 6 foot turkey, whats so scary about that

>>213342171
>>213344414
In the books Wu doesn't want actual dinos, he wants to purposefully make them slow, retarded, and easy to control.

Hammond was the one pushing for "accurate" dinosaurs and Wu is trying to explain that they will never be real dinosaurs and it's pointless to make them "realistic" when normies and park guests won't know anything about real dinos anyways.

>>213344482
Just like a 6 ft rabbit, it's not meant to be there, you'd shit your pants too.

>scientists announced dinosaurs are birds.
>people stopped giving a shit about dinosaurs.
Crocodilian chads keep winning.

>>213342628
I think those are different scientists than the dinosaur ones, dummy. And show me where that was a consensus with every scientists regarding New York City.

>>213344567
crocodiles used to have feathers too

>>213344393
Nah the biblical explanation is dinos were made by nephilims making mutants by cross breeding animals.

>>213341616
>midwits jerking JP for decades on how heckin accurate the Dinos are
cope

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP0_8J7uxhs
YOU TAKE MY SELF, YOU TAKE MY SELF CONTROL
YOU GOT ME LIVIN' ONLY FOR THE NIGHT
BEFORE THE MORNING COMES, THE STORY'S TOLD
YOU TAKE MY SELF, YOU TAKE MY SELF CONTROL

>>213341616
>>213342171
Which is why the second movie with it's "ooh, these dinosaurs are part of nature it's wrong to take them away from their natural environment on this island where they were genetically engineered and set loose to exterminate the local fauna" is goddamned retarded.

>>213344812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tkJRkjDn_8

>>213344812
Look at him go!

>>213344803
Literally nobody has done that.
On the flip side, there's ALWAYS been people shouting ERM ACKTUALLY from the peanut gallery.
Crichton said it made him laugh how many letters he got from seething paleofags attempting to smarmily correct him.

>>213344709
LOL. No.
Crocodiles are what people wish dinosaurs were.

>>213342805
For you, yes.

>>213341995
featherfags have no response to this still

>>213344350
puddle shake

>>213344567
>>213344888
How did these glorified lizards survivrd the asteroid and not the other (much more interesting) dinos? Even smaller ones would have been nice.

>>213341616
Go back, lying zoomer faggot

>>213342051
showing this picture to my hairdresser next time I go to get a haircut

>>213343898
Saved. Hilarious picture

>>213343472
One Million B.C

>>213342164
he's a carnie

>his kino doesn’t use biblically accurate animals

>>213344709
Excellent. lol.

>>213345075
*taps sign*

Dinosaurs did not have feathers. An ancestor of Dinosaurs did however, but they diverged off to the bird branch. Raptors merely stopped being dinosaurs.

>>213341809
Looks kino ngl.

>>213344100
Checked

>>213343740
NTA you are a fucking retard, Crichton wasn't a commie - once you bother to read what others wrote, you will see why.

>>213342100
Only a few compared to featherless dino skin.

>>213344345
Based noticer

>>213342915

This smug bastard

>>213345004
Crocodiles have a very slow metabolism. They can survive a long time without food.

>>213345421
They can't have been the only ones with a slow metabolism over thousands of species?

>>213345075

>>213344350
Stealthy Rex is more realistic. Making a lot of noise scares your prey away.

>>213342100
Some of the smaller ones had feathers. But most probably had crocodile-like scales

>>213341571 (OP)
>Jurassic Park but scientifically accurate dinosaurs!
You mean nonexistent?

>>213345471
crocs live both on water and land. most dinos were land based and had tougher time for food when the meteor hit and the dust was kicked up. crocs had it easy, small animals and dinos wandering into marshes (out of their comfort zone/usual hunting places) during the shitshow after the meteor for decades

same reasoning for african-origin genetics when everything is plentiful around you; why evolve?

>>213345700
You’ve never seen alligators bang have you?

>>213346039
Always with the same arguments... Small animals =/= Big animals.

>>213346209
What is an elephant?

>>213341571 (OP)
If those raptors were scientifically accurate they'd be like three feet tall

>>213346268
A mammal, meaning they have penises and vaginas to facilitate large animal coupling. There is literally no way to do it with cloacas

>>213346268
Notice the tail difference?

>>213342051

>>213346268
The point of dinosaurs is to make the Earth sound old, yet it's very young, about 6000 years. If these badboys were so prevalent why can't I find their bones scaterred all over my backyard?

>>213341571 (OP)
>still 3x the size of a velociraptor
>giant wings
>all black coloration when it was a hunter who had to blend in to a grassland not a fucking crow
These people are so lame about le accurate dinosaurs, when ironically they’re equally as innacurate as the scaly lizard depictions

>>213343454
They had places for airsacks throughout their bodies and necks. It's just a fun hypothesis.

>>213346818
And no fossil fuel shit, that's a scam on it's own.
https://youtu.be/zSff0pwc1Xc

>>213346867

>>213346720
So it's ok for any dino smaller than an elephant, nice to know.

>>213346918
Refer to >>213346818

>>213341571 (OP)
Jurassic Park but scientifically accurate dinosaurs!

I don't wanna talk to a scientist. Y'all motherfuckers lying and getting me pissed

>>213346957
>Earth... I think.

>>213347066
Finally! So real!

>>213346818
>The point of dinosaurs is to make the Earth sound old, yet it's very young, about 6000 years. If these badboys were so prevalent why can't I find their bones scaterred all over my backyard?
All in all just a big distraction to take your time from repentance.

>>213346867
>knows Jews have subverted us for centuries
>worships a Jew as his god
You fell for the biggest Jewish subversion of all time.

>>213341616
>The whole point of JP was that they never created dinosaurs, they created monsters that cater to people's expectations of what a dinosaur should look like
No, the original book literally stated the OPPOSITE. Wu wanted to make theme park monsters, but Hammond convinced him to go for accuracy

>>213347182
Revelation 3:3 KJV
Remember therefore how thou hast received and heard, and hold fast, and repent. If therefore thou shalt not watch, I will come on thee as a thief, and thou shalt not know what hour I will come upon thee.

>>213346858
That's not very fun at all and seems highly unlikely. Why would something that big have that many vulnerable spots?

Why does being a subverted schizo also mean someone has to constantly reply to himself? What is it about schizophrenia that makes you uanble to follow posting etiquette?

>>213347205
When will you learn?

>>213347244
>posting etiquette
Sir, this is 4chan.

>>213342051
where's the fossilized feathers you academic faggot? Oh wait. There are none. BECUASE THUNDER LIZARDS HAD NO FUCKING FEATHERS.

>>>/reddit/ is that way you fucking queer.

>>213346936
Yeah why do you confirm that my post refers to yours lmao ?

>>213345478
>>213346039
jesus christ it's so sad that such beautiful sculpts are stuck in a creationism shithole

>>213341571 (OP)
Is this the reason why dinosaurs aren't as popular as they used to be in the media?

>>213342418
>He shows fossilized BIRDS
>Claims it's dinosaurs because modern "science" says so"

Your boyfriend is waiting with the lube. Better hurry.

>>213343391
No, it's just a theory. You can't prove it, and you will never be able to show every single stage of evolution throughout the years. It's a cute concept, but still a theory nonetheless
>>213343589
there are more provable/solid theories than others, it's a spectrum, of course

>>213347426
Heeey, that's a pokemon!

>>213347338
Backyard dino bones. Where?

>>213347377
Yes, unironically. Redditors have sucked the fun out of dinosaurs by henpecking every little detail per some faggot scientist's guesswork or some gay paleoart they saw.
>NOOOOO THIS IS WRONG WRONG WRONG!
>SPINOSAURUS DIDN'T ROAR AND ATTACK THINGS FOR FOOD IT JUST HUNG OUT IN THE WATER AND WAS, LIKE, CHILL WITH EVERYTHING LIKE A H*CKIN WHOLSEOME CAPYBARA

>>213346867
jesus was a jew mate
jews wrote the bible mate

Pussifying dinosaurs is yet another plot to take something you loved as a kid and make it gay to demoralize you

>>213347546
Why do jews hate him so much then and spit on people for reading the new testament in public

>>213347489
Because precisely they are much older than 6000 years, thus super rare.

>>213347565
sounds like you're extrapolating the behaviour of some people in some youtube video to a group of millions

>>213347248

>>213347603
Sounds like you're mad that I'm right

I don't know what's going on

But in the first book and movie they even said the dinosaurs were not accurate and were modified because they couldn't find all the DNA, modern viruses and fungus and bacteria would kill them off and the climate was different
It was the entire plot point
They had messed with the dinosaurs DNA so much and added and subtracted so much the dinosaurs could breed by switching sexes

It's the entire basic plot point
All of the dinosaurs that were meat eaters were more aggressive, made larger and were made to look how toys looked.

Literally in the first movie.

Of course they were never accurate. You didn't stumble across so plot hole.

>>213347624
>alien book
>alien fate
Then why do the hate the Lord so much if he don't exist?

>>213347692
Where are the Epstein Files.

>>213347628
you were getting mad that i pointed out the fact you worship a jew and revere a book written by jews

>>213347719
And you're getting mad because you were debunked

>>213347742
i guess jesus was actually a black man

>>213347754
So niggers are jews now?

>>213347701
>Red lipstick and a white skirt
Oh my.

Why do literal gay and brown people get upset when someone poses the idea that a film franchise should maintain consistency for their established movie monster designs?
Odd phenomenon I've noticed on Twitter.

>>213341809
this is actually pretty well done wtf

>>213347899
Weird how the thread went dead after this was posted.
Got something to admit, featherfags?

>>213342122
>Still taller than you'll ever be, faggot *holds up a talon to his throat threateningly*

>>213341571 (OP)
My niece is nine and absolutely obsessed with dinosaurs. I'm conflicted about her plan to become a dinosaur expert as a career because it's not future proof and she's wearing lingerie right now. Molestosaurus.

>>213348445
>Uncleraptor

Imagine being a dinosaur with feathers and shit and watching Jurassic Park. You’d be like wtf is this shit and what are those creatures supposed to be lol

>>213348684
Do you think real life T-Rex finds JP T-Rex scary like humans do?

>>213341571 (OP)
I was waiting for Big Bird to come in and save them

>>213348710
Yeah I’m sure it’d be some sort of uncanny valley type thing with them. Especially how they sound completely different too. If aliens made a movie about humans without really ever seeing or hearing us

>>213348684
>>213348971
They would get body dysmorphia and wish they could look as cool.

>>213343581
you live in a society iphone vuvuzela bottom text

>>213341571 (OP)
More me, it's the boomer rex.

>>213347581
Ok, how about fossils? They sure can last a lot longer. For example they found fossils of whales on Mt. Everest which only the Flood in the days of Noah can explain.
https://youtu.be/PIpvIVLQ2Dk

2 Timothy 3:16-17 KJV
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

That the man of God may be perfect, thoroughly furnished unto all good works.

least schizophrenic internet christfag

>>213347899
Because creatively-bankrupt people cannot create. All they can do is take what others did, and fuck it up with changes in the name of "progress."

>>213347679
They were altered because if a real paleolithic dinosaur were to suddenly appear in our time, it would suffocate within minutes due to modern global oxygen levels being significanty lower than they were back then. The frog DNA not only filled in the holes, it also allowed them to breathe our air.

>>213349845
>fossils of whales on Mt. Everest
Just wait until you find out how mountains formed

>>213350080
Two land masses pushing up against each other.

>>213350080
>mountains
Earth is flat, chud.

>>213349845
>which only the Flood in the days of Noah can explain
Get your nose out of those jewish books anon, lol wtf

>>213343030
>Archaeopteryx has feathers

common knowledge/commonly taught in schools for well over a century, big deal. All this other bullshit is literally made up and without the kind of evidence seen here. it's quite literally Christianity for saurfaggots.

>>213341716
The part where they used frog DNA to fill in the gaps frogs don't have feathers

>>213347248
>>213347692
Can you explain why 'jew hating,' christians worship literally the same holy scriptures as jews? I dont care if you want to be antisemites, but stop being hypocrites holy shit

>>213350074
>it would suffocate within minutes due to modern global oxygen levels being significantly lower than they were back then

This is brought up in the book multiple times. Several characters hear the dinos "coughing" or struggling to breathe and they comment on it. The dinos all have massively compromised immune systems because of it, AND there are tons of diseases that they have no immune response towards anyways so all the animals are constantly getting sick. IIRC a huge money sink for InGen in the book is having to constantly replace sick and dying animals because they can't cope with the modern environment (and also most of them shouldn't be in a fucking jungle to begin with). The reason book Hammond is so tunnel-vision focused on getting the park open at any cost is they need to start making money so they can afford to make new dinos that don't get sick as easily, and their existing stock is already showing signs of being sick. IIRC part of the triceratops issue wasn't just the toxic plants they were eating, but they were already suffering illness and can't fucking breathe as well.

>>213350080
>Just wait until you find out how mountains formed
I know exactly.

Job 12:7-10 KJV
But ask now the beasts, and they shall teach thee; and the fowls of the air, and they shall tell thee:

Or speak to the earth, and it shall teach thee: and the fishes of the sea shall declare unto thee.

Who knoweth not in all these that the hand of the Lord hath wrought this?

In whose hand is the soul of every living thing, and the breath of all mankind.

>>213350725
shut up, flanders

>>213350352
>literally the same holy scriptures as jews
Nope. The Talmud is blasphemy to say the least.

>>213347692
>>213347248
>okay what should we do with the synagogue of satan then?
>uhh... just forgive them and keep praying to the sky rabbi

lol

I see this thread has been flooded like in the days of Noah.

>>213341809
spinosaur looks like THAT?

>>213341571 (OP)
That's not scientifically accurate, them raptor niggas were like 2 feet tall.

>>213341995
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>>213342310
here's a Velociraptor fossil with quill knobs

>>213351100
suck on this knob