Lol what a fucking retard

>>213342052 (OP)
Yes rich people can be fucking retards

>>213342052 (OP)
But he had a gun, knife and fishing rod! How could he die when he had all the necessary equipment?!

>>213342268
He forgot a brain.

It was society's fault.

>>213342052 (OP)
>gets mauled and eaten alive by bears
name a worse way to go

>>213342268
he thought he was in a movie, and everything would work out like magic. Food, shelter, etc.

>>213342052 (OP)
Why do most rich people like to larp as poor? You're rich, just enjoy being rich

>>213343045
he didn't die like that. I think he ate some wild berrys and died days later by explosive diarreah.

>>213343066
it feels bad being rich when nobody else is.

>>213343066
Rich people tend to have higher IQ, which tends to translate to higher empathy. You wouldn't get it, poor retard.

>>213343045
That's Grizzly Man, a Herzog joint about a different retard.
OP's pic is from Into The Wild.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lm8oxC24QZc

>>213343066
they don't, guys like this are an outlier. if you take their Audi SUV away from them for one day they will start crying.

>>213343045
even worse he starved to death eating rabbits

>shoot some rabbits, make a lure a safe distance from your shelter
>shoot the larger animal that shows up to eat the lure
wow

this movie makes tv irrationally angry even though they love retards

and yes he was a retard, the funniest thing is them trying to romanticize in any way what he did, but you cant, he just screams cluelessness and low IQ, that is all about him, he wasn't profound, mysterious, anything, he was just a retard doing retarded things, once you reach a certain level of critical sense you understand that

>>213342052 (OP)
He didn't survive so good

>>213343234
if you share any opinion about rejecting modern society/wishing you were born in a simpler time someone on here will attack you like you slapped their mother.

>old man knows retard
>retard dies in wilderness entirely on his own accord
>old man decides he no longer believes in God
filtered

And I
KEEEEEEEEP
SETTIN' FORTH IN THE UNIVERSE I
KEEEEEEEEP
SETTIN' FORTH IM THE UNIVERSE OHHHOHOH

>>213343282
if you ever wished to live in the late middle ages, think again. a million knights will instantly teleport on top of you and pelt you with crossbow bolts while the black death infects you at full power. we live in the best possible era

>when you forgive, you love
>and when you love
>God's light shines on you

never forget

>>213342052 (OP)
Everyone has some stupid idea like that when theyre young. Most of the time it never works out. I wanted to backpack through India.

>>213342268
He literally wandered into the wilderness with next to nothing, he didn't even think to bring a map. He thought he could just live off the land with no survival training, what's even more retarded is he died of starvation a few miles from a busy highway.

>>213343358
>forgive someone
>they still act like a piece of shit at every opportunity
what now, christcuck?

I was in alaska once and one his fanboys was giving a seminar about into the wild, so i went out of curiosity.
after his first intro speech some old woman asked why would anyone give a shit about this fucking idiot. everyone clapped and pissed themselves. and the guy was so embarrased he killed himself.

>>213343420
This happened, i was actually there.

>>213343394
>>213343241
they didnt romantasize it at all the point of the entire movie was that his adventure was absolutely meaningless because he was all alone which is why he died

>>213343402
forgive them harder

>>213342052 (OP)
His death was the catalyst for a great soundtrack

As a souless office drone goy-cattle beta man, when I was reading the book I felt jealous of him. Everyone who met him liked him, he worked towards his goal (retarded as he was), he had the balls to do something suicidal.

>>213343282
So many people died trying to get to his dumbass bus that they had to airlift it out of the forest. This man is an active menace that has led people to their death

He made some mistakes but overall was doing pretty good up until Summer hit. He didn't anticipate to be blocked in by the river, which was bad. If he had explored more maybe he could have made it across. But he was being poisoned by eating some seeds that his guidebook said were safe (the guidebook was wrong).

>>213343575
just jump off a bridge then

>>213343618
That's not the same as wandering through nature and seeing cool shit, going around making friends and probably getting your dick sucked every now and then, though.

>>213342052 (OP)
Dude really said fuck it lets wing this shit lmao
I'm not a genius but I feel like knowing how to field dress animals and preserve meat might be the bare minimum you should probably learn before attempting to live off the wilderness

>>213343602
typical American nanny statery.

>>213343691
your just gonna have sore feet and pussy out

>>213343691
You said "do something suicidal", not go on an excursion.

>>213343856
Yeah it was poor phrasing.
I meant to say something suicidal but more dynamic/exciting than blowing your brains out with a shotgun at your home

kino soundtrack

Post the pasta

>>213342052 (OP)
I wish all nepobabies were this retarded. Movies would be saved.

Let's pretend his passion was Nascar driving...

Christopher McCandless sets off, from California in an old car he rebuilt himself (he replaced the fenders and painted it), on a trip to the Daytona 500. He only gets across the state line when he runs out of fuel because he forgot to fill it up. Instead of simply walking to the nearest gas station or flagging down help he decides to push his car over an embankment and set it on fire. He then proceeds to walk on foot to the nearest car lot (which happens to be in Mexico for some reason, mostly because he burned up his map in the car and he's been taking backroads.) He finds an old bicycle in a garbage dump and uses that.

He finally gets to the car lot and buys a fixer-upper for $50. Before leaving the car lot he has to change a tire, which he replaces with the solid rubber donut. He buys fuel and heads off to the Daytona 500 again. Only he's heading deeper into Mexico and eventually ends up broken down in front of, "Autodromo Internacional de la Jolla" due to no water in the radiator. The engine block has seized up. Luckily, there's a race about to start. Christopher...er "Alexander Superspeeder", who changed his name, pays the $125 entry fee for the race.

Unfortunately, Alexander Superspeeder doesn't have a race car. He does however have an old bicycle still. He uses the bicycle to race. He makes it only 3 laps before he is too tired to steer straight and veers off into a race car and is killed.

Some Jew picks up his story and writes a book about his life and how he followed his dreams. Another Jew makes a movie about it. Armchair racers around the world adore him.

The End.

>>213343394
Apparently the dopey cunt believed that once in the wilderness, some innate primal hunter gatherer instinct would kick in and he’d automatically recall survival skills from his lizard brain.

>>213342052 (OP)
I mean he enjoyed his time in the wilderness, so I guess he did alright. It would have been retarded if he tried to shill that way of living as the "proper way", but I dont know if he actually tried to do that or not.
I feel that the whole thing was an elaborate excuse to avoid wageslaving, and people in general. It seems that he had abusive parents, so that wound stayed with him for the rest of his life

>>213343394
>>213345612
He also picked random shit off a plant and died shitting himself to death btw

>>213345843
He died in miserable shitting-himself agony, his final note mentions he was a retard lmao

>>213343209
You know how to field strip game and remove the pluck without tainting the meat? I strongly doubt you do.

>>213342268
He didn't have a Hatchet.

I had to read this garbage in high school

>>213345995
>without tainting the meat
Does that matter if I cook it all immediately?

>>213345843
I'm pretty sure if you magically brought him back to life and asked him if he a great time I don't think you're gonna hear a "hell yeah"

>>213345948
The weird part about it, is how unprepared he went on to live in the wilderness alone. According to wiki, he was a very smart individual.
However, the more I read about this guy, the more I believe that he made that choice because he had some sort of autism
>>213346155
Pretty sure he would say that it was great, until the moment he found those purple berries

>>213346145
You should know that before hand, and because you don't you are now poisned and all of your meat is tainted.

>>213343610
He died of not eating for months

>>213346186
>According to wiki, he was a very smart individual.
>However, the more I read about this guy, the more I believe that he made that choice because he had some sort of autism
He wasn't smart. He was rich and had everything handed to him and realizing nothing he had achieved was by his own merit he wondered into the woods and promptly died

>>213343575
i am pretty sure that some of the people who met him said he was a weirdo that talked to himself alone at bars

>>213342268
For me it was the 5kg of rice. The dude thought enough to bring a week's worth of rice and never asked himself what happens after that runs out kek

>>213342052 (OP)
>>213342245
>>213343029
You're dumb and didn't understand anything in the movie

>>213346237
You are correct, he wandered into the wilderness, and later glacier melt made the river behind him swell. If he had a topographic map, he would've likely seen there was a hand-operated cable car half a mile away that would let him cross the river and return to civilization. Instead he wandered around and slowly starved for months. A piece of paper would've saved his life

Considering the amount of moaning and screaming that happens on /tv/ in those "past a certain age..." threads what he did was really retarded.

Life is filled with pain and misery. That what I have learned from the oldfags. That's what I have observed around me. One day we're all gonna get a terrible disease and then die. End is always pain and death. He did nothing. He died on his own conviction rather than normalfaggot's religion of """common sense""".

>>213346237
Well he had some achievements under his belt that didnt have to do with money, like being a captain of a cross running team.
That "marched to the beat of a different drummer" line, is a good clue of high function autism for me.
Im thinking that this dude was too young, too autistic, and too antisocial to develop proper critical thinking, so he got memed by idealist naturalist philosophers to drop everything and go innawoods to live an ancestral life.

>>213346406
he died of the shits from eating the wrong berries and never even made 30. He bowled a gutterball no matter how much spin you want to put on it.

>>213346237
Like all meritocrats, he ultimately didn't have any merit.

>>213342052 (OP)
I'm surprised some retard thinking the world is Minecraft hasn't tried this shit and met the same fate

>>213346477
thousands of people die everyday. have you ever been to a cancer ward? almost every death is brutal.

at least he had the balls to die on his own terms

>>213346406
>You're gonna die alone in a hospital bed in prolonged agony, old man.
>Or maybe I'll die surrounded by policemen in a $20k hotel room.

>>213346713
every pussy coward and tranny that hangs themselves must be a hero to you.

>>213346739
i don't care. i just find his story inspiring.

>>213346802
You are a fucking weirdo then. It is a cautionarry tale same as Tredwell.

>>213342052 (OP)
Dude was alone in the wilderness, minding his own shit, and you insert yourself into his life.
He's none of your business.

>>213346829
shut he fuck up. nobody survives. there are no winners because everyone die. doesn't matters if you die at 20 or 60. it's all the same

>>213346914
Beg me not to out argue you harder, faggot. Skills, knowledge and tallent all compound as you age until eventually it all falls apart. You will know this in TIIME, but right now you are busy being a giant diaspointment.

>>213346995
I have met old people who are dumb as shit. Majority of old people are dumb as trash, walking dead men waiting for dead to finish the abomination they have become. Every man over the age of 50 is a disgraced and a disappointment.

>>213347137
You are an unaccomplished and obviously bitter little shit. You would know better by now, but no one ever saw anything in you that was worth elevating. That is exactly why you are the way you are.

>>213343069
>>213346186
>>213346477
He starved to death.

>>213347223
after shitting all over the place because he was dumb and could not identify which berries to eat.

>>213347312
You're just a freak with a scat fetish.

>>213347328
no... you are just a freak with a hero complex for suicidal dipshits.

I feel like he was based. The problem is that there is plenty of people like him that didn’t die, but that doesn’t make an interesting story. His story is just a psyop to get people to not follow that path with a much more reasonable mindset.

>>213347204
You a such a gullible man. Imagine believing in that fucking cliche of wisdom and old age. I have read a lot of philosophy and I know how retarded and superficial those supposedly wise old people sound. Your typical "common sense" shame tactics means nothing to me. You are feeling threatened that another person don't give a shit about your delusions of preservation and cowardliness. That's what old people do. They suck the energy out of young and try to make them as senile as themselves.

>>213342052 (OP)
The movie made him out to be much more of a romantic idealist than his real life self. IRL he didn't dispose of his personal documents and he kept several hundred dollars in an inner pocket of his backpack. He intended on returning to his life after the backpacking trip.

>>213347391
Lot of words to be wrong... I did read them, but that is not what I am doing. I am taking my morning piss on your empty head you fucking failure. You have never done anything. You are not the sort. Your anger is earned through your failure.

>>213347465
Do you know how hard it is out there? You go out there and everyone try to break your back. What you get from your supposed success I get from my "failures". Still we both are going to die.

>>213342052 (OP)
reminder there was a road a mile out

>>213347539
It is not hard, you are soft and made out of excuses.

A diesel mechanic living in Alaska moved into the wilderness, built his own cabin in 2 weeks, and survived on fish and berries for 10 years. How did this guy fuck up so hard?

>>213343402
You don't know that if you don't even forgive

JEREMY ME SPOKE IN CLAAAAAAAASS TODAY...
oh wait that's a different one?

>>213346406
I get what you mean and I think you have a point. But he didn't really mean to die like that. Though I guess the ability to not do things like other people without thinking is cool, its also kinda dumb to do your own things without thinking. In the end it might not matter though, I hope it does

he didnt want a map, or help, or much preparation because that would have tainted his idea of the adventure. he wanted to go out and get lost. i dont know why people have such a hard time grasping that, but i guess most people dont leave their house unless its work or shopping.

>>213343066
This, go sip a mimosa on a Greek beach. Buy an antique sports car. Why would you wanna be a broke nigga?
>>213343443
The funniest part is that even the local Indians thought he was a retard for fucking around with the bears like that. Liberals are so painfully naive.

>>213349473
The indians respected tim treadwell and even gave him the name Dances with Guys.

>>213342052 (OP)
he's just like me fr

>>213345928
That's why you never eat plants, 0 calories all poison.

>>213349366
yeah, and most of us dont die from fucking berries.

>>213348030
>he also had the knowledge to impeccably film the entire process

how peculiar

>>213342052 (OP)
He was actually pretty relatively intelligent about his survivalism.
But he accidentally misidentified some berries and poisoned himself.

>>213349629
thats because your priorities are different

>>213349636
Isn't being able to discern edible stuff while foraging the first thing you shouldn't fail at?

>>213349631
>impeccably film
He just pointed a camera at stuff...

His parents where abusive and had high standards for him trying to force him into a life he didn't want to live. Obviously it's a pretty dumb thing to do but the guy was in his early 20s and obviously delt with a lot of shit that can make a young man say fuck it and go and do something irrational with their lives. At least he had the balls to do something instead of wasting his 20s posting on 4chan. I guess that's where a lot of the hate comes from on here

>>213349658
well, his killed him, so my priorities are superior.

>>213349664
No the first thing you shouldnt fail at is having a clean consistent water source.

>>213348030
Couldn't he have made the door a bit taller?

>>213349715
I did some dumb stuff but it was fun traveling not suicide like a retard

>>213349725
You can literally dig into the ground even in the desert and find water.

>>213349742
the door would be one of the biggest heat loss areas in that place, it makes sense for it to be as small as reasonable

>>213349782
like several feet down yeah, and then it takes 24 hours to fill with a small puddle. you arent digging into rock hard alaskan soil with much ease

>>213349749
>traveling
Go out with hoe to another state isn't "traveling"

>>213343575
>Everyone who met him liked him
Not sure what the book was like, but everyone I've seen interviewed said he was strange and offputting. he would ramble incoherently, steal petty stuff and was probably a closet gay.

>>213349782
More difficult than identifying berries.

>>213349636
>He was actually pretty relatively intelligent about his survivalism.
He hiked in shoes that were falling apart and full of holes, broke into cabins for supplies because of his inability to procure it himself, shot a moose and had no idea how to preserve the meat so he didn't eat it and ran out into the road to flag down a trucker for corn chips and sandwiches before scuttling back into the woods again.

>>213345362
there it is

>>213342052 (OP)
if I was on that bus, it wouldn't have gone down like that

>>213349715
>Obviously it's a pretty dumb thing to do but the guy was in his early 20s and obviously delt with a lot of shit that can make a young man say fuck it
That's the only reason people hate on him, because he did it so half-assed that it makes his achievements as noble as becoming a bum on the street
>At least he had the balls to do something instead of wasting his 20s posting on 4chan
Sure, the courage is admirable... but isn't he ultimately just running from his problems?

>>213349820
I traveled to multiple other countries
I hate cope posters like you. just make up stories about other posters because your life sucks

>>213347328
that's how the real guy actually went, maybe that was his fetish after all

BUT HE WAS A KIKE --
ah yes siree
a kike for the road and
a bus to take me to thee.
fore i sleep and 'txit selves
i drink the atom of my own doing;
dead kike, israeli

>>213350636
>traveled
you just have more money you rich cunt
there is nothing to boast

>>213342052 (OP)
Why didn't he stay with the cutie gypsie?

dude finding myself lmao

Rich kids are almost without exception utter spoiled retards with a huge ego.

With that said, the older I get the more I realize I should've died in my early 20's. There is not much more to life after that. You just grow more tired with age and wageslaving. You don't laugh anymore. Your sleep is shit. Everything is tiresome. Not even days off feel good anymore. It's all just a blurry grey mess of indifference. It's already one form of nonexistence manifested.

>>213343066
It’s just rich greed
It’s not enough to have a fortune, they have to feel like they are the same as everybody else but they just work a little harder or something
Seriously every single rich persons autobiography is about how they are actually just a Joe Schmoe who put in the elbow grease and grit and that’s why they take 2 month vacations in Cabo while you dread your next shift at the hellhole

>>213349631
alone in the wilderness was filmed after he had decades of experience

>>213346356
If you still think this story is anything but tragic and stupid you must be a child

>>213349742
Making people bow when they enter your domicile so they know that they're your bitch is an important part of living in the wild

>>213343438
It’s true I’m piss

The guy who wrote the book has a fascination with based retards who die. He also wrote a book about the most deadly expedition to ever have occured on mount everest, of which he himself was part. Great book

>didn't fuck kstew
What a faggot

>>213351783
it is why he went to the woods, to escape the gayness. to no avail it would seem!

>>213349742
Ever confront a Grizzly?

>>213352422
I could easily beat the shit out of a grizzly

>>213345362
Thanks, i came to this thread specifically to see if this had been posted

>>213352558
missed opportunity to tickle its tummy

my dick doesn't work anymore ever since I've started taking fluoxetine pills

>>213348030
He got supply drops he was by no means self sufficient

>>213342052 (OP)
All he had to do was stay with the underage Kirsten and fuck like rabbits every day. He really was a moron

>>213342052 (OP)
>my white male upper middle class life is soooooo unfair!!!
Fuck this guy.

>>213343575
Anon you can be like him without offing yourself in the wilderness. Do some muay thai, buy a motorbike, go travel around the world. It's not that hard

I never understood how he was able to take down moose and rabbits with the same rifle. Wasnt it only a .22?

speaking of retards

My take is that his circumstances broke him leading to a mental breakdown exacerbated likely by some type of high functioning autism and overbearing parents. He may have went into the woods with a sort of "plan" but it was essentially suicide and he probably knew it as well.
I got broken in a similar way. Overbearing parents, depression, autism. Got three years into a great PhD program and imploded. Haven't been the same since (a decade ago). I've thought about doing something like this. Just walking into the wilderness, or to just start swimming out into the coast an d never look back.

>>213354164
You will never see the VIDEO of him being eaten by the bear. There is full video and it is like two hours long. The first hour and a half is him and his "girlfriend" disguising his ass to look like a picnic basket.

>>213355311
by all accounts the only known copy, or copies, have been destroyed

>>213355606
there is one copy left with a best friend of his, it is unknown if she destroyed it or not. I personally think it should be leaked on the internet too stop any future retards from trying to fuck around with the apex grizzlies

Petty bourgeoisie retard idolizes nature and solitude but finds out that he couldn't catch a fish if his life depended on it. Sad!

>>213355606
You are thinking of the Steve Irwin death tape that shows him abusing the stingray that killed him. It shows him take the terrified creature out of the water before holding it up to the camera like a guitar. He then says "Look at me! I am Stevie RAY Irwin!" He then mimes the guitar solo to the Bon Jovi hit You give love a bad name" before the animal breaks free of his grip and gives him the fatal shot through the heart.

>>213356062
No I am not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRQNFdh7Z34
Also I am Australian and I never wanna see the steve irwin one

>>213356481
yes you are. You need to turn your laptop over and read it again.

>>213347312
I don't know why you're spamming the shit out this thread with bad information. He ate the wrong plants and his stomach was filled with material that had no nutritional value. That's it. This isn't one of your scat threads on /gif/

>>213342052 (OP)
He was the naive idealistic version of Uncle Ted

>>213346041
based af

>>213356623
admittedly I didn't read past your first sentence, but now that I have 180'd my screen I see whats going on

>>213356659
I do not know why you want his pathetic, unnecessary and stupid death to be less smelly and brown. Do you have something against India?

>>213342052 (OP)
>wants to escape society
>but would NEVER EVER violate age of consent laws!
>not even for prime kristen stewart
A fucking retard indeed.

>>213349725
Don't be an autist. His point is pretty obvious.

only thing that stuck with me is

>happiness only real when shared

>>213357533
>its only real when I say so
Wow, so deep