Thread 213342474

>Wake up stranded on an island with this random group of men
How would you survive this Lost/Yellowjackets experience? What roles would you assign each of them to maximize survival odds?

>>213342474 (OP)
I'd be on my knees instantly. Ready to serve. Slava Ukraine.

>>213342474 (OP)
YOUNG MAN
THERE’S NO NEED TO FEEL DOWN
I SAID
YOUNG MAN

>>213342474 (OP)
I would steal all of their clothes while they were sleeping and then pretend to help them look for them to become their friend?

>>213342474 (OP)
I would be sandwiched by 1 fucking me while I fuck 2 as I suck 4's cock and 5 sucks on my nipples. 3 can go gather coconuts or some shit i guess

>>213342647
how is 5 supposed to suck your nipples as you’re sandwiched …

>>213342687
He’s inverted on a suspender like Spider-Man.

>>213342474 (OP)
cut or uncut?

>>213342647
anon you might be gay

>>213342724
you forgot that you’re on a desert island

>>213342754
It’s tied to a coconut tree.

>>213342739
he never mentioned balls, remember if the balls don't touch it's not gay

I’m so fucking gay dude.

>>213342874
what makes you say that

>>213342874
>>213342647
>>213342520
how can anyone be aroused by a man's filthy hairy smelly asshole? even women don't like that.
i could understand you fags if all you did was give each other handjobs, at least the penis is a sexual organ. but a man's asshole?

>>213342647
How does fucking 2 contribute to your survival odds?

>>213342948
>a man's filthy hairy smelly asshole
Well why’d you have to say it like that? Now I’m hard.

Always Paco lol

>>213343280
>2025
>still no paco trib

>>213342766
how did it get there in the first place

>>213342731
uncut

>>213342474 (OP)
The only one who could challenge me physically is the chubby guy on the left, so I'd make him the scapegoat for why we're all stranded and declare him the only guy who's allowed to be fucked to keep some semblance of order. If any of the twinks were caught fucking each other all of them would be punished with a anal rape

>>213343723
And what if far left tries to resist?

Surely none of them are 18 years old. You are all sick.

>>213342474 (OP)
Men? Boys under the age of 20 are not men, anon.

>>213343833
They’re college frat bros, but their age has nothing to do with the island premise anyways

>>213343833
retard

>>213343791
He's a big guy but eventually the nightly twink raids on his camp would wear him down

>>213344245
So you think you could just convincing all his straight twink friends to gang up on him until he becomes subservient? I don’t buy it desu.

>>213342474 (OP)
don't men, even those who aren't into /out/ typically dominate survival shows. all my fellas would work to get water, shelter, fire and food. Voyage of the mimi type shit.

>>213344443
based

Television and film?

>>213344524
You’ve never watched an island survival show and wondered how you would fare?

>>213342948
fuck off

>>213342474 (OP)
hopefully someone stomps OPs ugly pedo face in

>>213344919
>pedo

>>213343833
cringe

>>213342474 (OP)
Probably kill all of them in their sleep on the first night to preserve food
.

>>213345400
couldn’t some of them help you forage for food?

>>213342474 (OP)
These guys are so mid/ugly. Surely in the last 10 years you’ve been able to find pics of better looking young guys

>>213345536
This is objectively wrong

>>213345536
How would you honestly rate each of them?

>gather everybody together
>gather any supplies that washed up with us, take account of them all
>let them all know i'm not actually some sort of expert survivalist but i've got plenty of theoretical knowledge
>figure out from there if any of them have any skills or also some kind of experience or knowledge in outdoors environments and survival situations
>assign any one of those guys to their respective tasks they could be good at like fishing, foraging (nailing coconuts down from trees with a rock and/or climbing a palm to get coconuts), etc
>WARN THEM several times over to watch out for snakes, spiders, scorpions, to not stray far into the water, and to not eat any fungi - if we get stung or bit or poisoned by something in the water, the surrounding jungle, we are dead out here
>try to scout out the size, shape, and any major geological features of the island, also looking for a fresh water source, while back at camp the fellers do several things in order of importance:
>gather firewood, build 3 signal fire mounds on the beach, gather building materials for a platform to sleep on, gather coconuts and any identifiable foods that could be growing, so on
>come back, try my hand at friction fire if one of them haven't already tried it
>try to coordinate to build a large platform off the ground - either wedging long, sturdy sticks into enough clustered trees to create a floating platform, or combining wet sand, mud, and maybe grasses to make a rough foundation to support with sticks on the sides and top - sleeping directly on the ground is going to be bad for venomous snakes and other pests and it's going to be cold
>it's also going to rain a lot so fronds layered onto a basic overhead frame built from sticks will keep that away, cordage is everywhere in jungle environments
>from there it's just food, water, long breaks in the hot and sunny parts of the day, and trying to conserve energy as you wait for rescue or somebody to pass by in a plane or boat you can signal

>>213342474 (OP)
I kill them off one by one, eat their bodies, and prop their bones along the beach.

>>213342474 (OP)
I am older, bigger and vastly more knowledgable than all of them. I would located the strongest of them and ruin him... just completely beat him down while isolating him from his bros who I would treat with indifference until they turn on him seeking my favor.

>>213346158
You realize the 5 of them would kick your ass, right?

>>213346266
You realize you only have to blind one of them with your thumbs before the others shit themselves and run away, right?

>>213346297
You wouldn’t be able to pull that off. The others would pull you off.

>>213346266
I'm not gonna participate in your gay fuck island fantasies, queer.

>>213346435
wtf nothing i said was gay

>>213346339
I fought golden gloves out of Chicago in the late 90s and worked as a bouncer and security most my life. You... you just run your mouth and make guesses out of your own insecurities.

>>213346483
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSfsWFUmaX8

>>213345536
Rank em

As an ugly little shit with no morals, I would hide from them until they have constructed a livable space and they had acquired a supply of food, then I would kill them one by one using stealth/poison and leaving clues to make them suspect each other. Then I would claim their base and supplies as my own.

>>213347059
What would you gain from being out there alone? Wouldn’t you want some company?

>>213347059
how would you even survive in the meantime? handfuls of your own shit?

>>213342474 (OP)
Just kill and eat them one by one. What are they goona do?

>>213347092
No. I hate people.

>>213342948
It's hot. A man's private areaxtrj8

>>213347464
You would like to believe that, because then you are in control of the rejection... If you hated people you would not be seeking conversation.

>>213347106
I'm used to live in nature. I camp a lot, I fish, I forage and I hunt. I do survival trips for fun. An island isn't so bad, plenty of fishes, seaweeds, catails, crabs, etc.
If it's a jungle-type island, or in the winter, then I would be a little fucked.

>>213342474 (OP)
this is how i know im not gay, none of them are feminine enough for me

>>213347630
Not even 2?

>>213342474 (OP)
>>213347630
i dont like dude faces but everything below the neck turns me on
?? am i a fag or not

>>213342474 (OP)
im totally straight but all i can think about is which one i'd get on my knees for first

>>213347937
Elaborate.

>>213348131
i think guys faces are not attractive in general, older guys look better to me though
but i like everything else about them

>>213342474 (OP)
how do you get abs like that?
it is just don't eat?

>>213348604
You don’t see any beauty in a male face? Why not?

>>213349122
>why not
i dont know how im supposed to answer that
but as far as im concerned >>213344404 looks better than your pic

>>213342474 (OP)
>mixed race pube haired mutts

>>213349387
I’m just confused because picrel has an objectively feminine face with pretty eyes and big lips, so I thought that would appeal to you.

>>213349426
5 is the only mixed race one though

>>213349443
i kinda look like your pic, minus the tan plus green eyes yet i wouldnt fuck me
confused is right yeah

>>213349656
You sound beautiful, anon. Are you?

>>213342474 (OP)
I like gay /tv/. I think if this board embraced a homosexual flare we could become more powerful than TMZ or any other gossip hub combined. It's a natural evolution for people with so much media knowledge

>>213350227
this. the bb threads are nice, but go full homo by bringing back /lig/ (love island) and banning straight coombait threads

>>213350261
I’m all for having a more gay presence on /tv/, I attempt to do it myself sometimes.
But let the straight guys have their fun too.

>>213350105
cute? sure
beautiful is too much for me
thanks though!

>>213350689
post face :3 do you think you’re prettier than >>213349443 ?

>>213350742
im a shutin loser and >>213349443 isnt so he automatically wins
ive got i s s u e s

>>213350909
sorry bud

If I find out there are more than a few faggots on this board I am gonna leave. I do great midget jokes and such. You queers miss me on my frequent bans.

>>213350944
<3

>>213350991
if you made this youre my hero

>>213351050
I did not make that one, but it does illustrate the importance of flossing.

>>213351050
i hate the midgets

>>213352049
This is what I am saying... stop being gay or me and the midget jokes are gone.

>>213342474 (OP)
5 > 3 > 2 > 1 > 4

>>213342474 (OP)
Why do none of them have a single strand of body hair?

>>213352095
What could 4 do to improve?:(

>>213352166
Paco has armpit hair

>>213352234
Get a nosejob.

Hard mode: 5 indian men

>>213352644
What’s wrong with his ethnic, Latin nose?

>>213352752
I would kill myself

beware, this is a homosexual thread

>>213342647
Nigga that’s just nuts!

>>213352752
ez

>>213353465
Haha yeah but what would you do instead? haha

>>213353494
Chill normal survival type shit create a fire or set the forest on fire

>>213353535
why would you burn your resources

>>213342474 (OP)
Probably kill the fags in their sleep and eat their bodies for nourishment

>>213354086
None of them are gay. Don’t call them fags.

>>213353448
It’s not

>>213342474 (OP)
I wouldn’t

>>213342474 (OP)
Cut their limbs off and use their assholes as rotating fleshlights