The prolonged, painful death of the MCU is so fucking funny
I can't wait for Doomsday to make $600m and Secret Wars to be reshot into a hard reboot along with the announcement that Feige is fired
This is getting so much fucking funnier every time they release a movie
>the only two MCU movies since 2019 that have been undeniable successes liked by "everyone" are two nostalgia fests that use the nostalgia created by other studios that they bought/loaned out like Sony and Fox
how fucking embarrassing
>>213343641 (OP)it's not even just feige, it's just disney. every fucking movie feels the same because they're creatively strangled by committee. look at how many fucking screenwriters F4 had. feige is obviously the face of that but even if he got fired they'd just find someone else.
>>213343678I wonder if Doomsday or Secret Wars will be the straw to break the camel's back where people say "This isn't fun anymore."
Deadpool was already insulting fans for still enjoying it
>>213343641 (OP)I wish comics had just stayed comics
>>213343641 (OP)>
All very well buddy but they're really moving the popcorn with this one.
>>213343710It's definitely shaping up that way. Doomsday will have no big nostalgia cameos and all the X-Men are nobodies that no one cares about. Secret Wars has the gimmick of putting Jackman/Maguire together but that'll be way too desperate even for normies. I think the jig is well and truly up and the MCU will be dead forever come 2029. At most, I pretend they shift to a standalone movie gimmick, ala DC, out of sheer desperation to get some cred and money back.
>>213343678>the only two MCU movies since 2019 that have been undeniable successes liked by "everyone" are two nostalgia fests that use the nostalgia created by other studios that they bought/loaned out like Sony and Fox>Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness>Black Panther: Wakanda Forever>Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3>Deadpool & WolverineWut
>>213343641 (OP)>MCU failing and Doomsday shooting without a script>James Gunn's DCU reboot already under performing>International box office for capeshit in declineWhen it all fails their last ditch effort to save the entire genre will be the inevitable crossover
>>213344119And it'll make 3 billies
>>213343681>look at how many fucking screenwriters F4 hadShit nigga, you weren't kidding.
It's already doing worse than Superman internationally
>>213343880i already included Deadpool and the other ones are slop no one liked and are forgotten
>>213343641 (OP)Needed more girlboss trannies.
>>213343877Fire the hacks, hire people who actually know and like the material and stop making woke horseshit. Simplest formula imaginable but they wont do it. Good for them, im enjoying watching them fail.
>>213343641 (OP)more like floptastic four
>>213344825thats antisemitic and racist
>>213343641 (OP)>into a hard rebootThey might do a 'reboot' in name only. It needs a reboot into a distinctive new feel, tone, aesthetics, they type of actors they hire, the cinematography, excising cringe humor, etc. I'm a skeptical they could manage it to any degree of adequate satisfaction.
Turns out casting an absolute hag as your main character, a Pedro as her bitch husband and two literal who's as her sidekicks won't make money
the superhero genre really is retarded and I bought into mcu hype at one point
should I watch this slop, the chudsphere said it's decent
>>213343641 (OP)https://variety.com/2025/film/box-office/fantastic-four-box-office-craters-naked-gun-opening-weekend-1236477352/
>66% total weekend dropChrist, Superman really did assfuck this movie.
>>213344954It was alright, not terrible, but also kind of boring. Honestly? Probably not worth a theater trip unless you've got nothing else to do that day I'd wait for Disney+.
>>213343641 (OP)>The prolonged, painful death of the MCUahem
The world has a Pedro Pascal fatigue
>>213343678Wanda is their biggest female and always will be
>>213343830I think American comic books were just good in the seventies and eighties and most of what we love about these characters came from adaptations even though the majority of those adaptations are awful
>>213344119Superman is a success according to everyone who matters. I know it bombed in China but Feige is pointing to it in investor calls to prove that superhero movies can still make money
>>213344602Doomsday will make less than Superman. I'm positive of it
>>213344989Serves them right, Kevin FAG will learn a valuable lesson
>>213344895Yeah considering literally everyone talented who worked on Marvel characters has been accused of rape they'd need to attract new talent, and I doubt someone like Dennis Villenue or David Fincher would want to participate
It's not funny it's fucking tiring and needs to go. I've had capeshit fatigue since Iron Man 3.
>>213344954Watch Superman instead. Fantastic Four is just another marvel movie but with Galactus
>>213345303it's because the non sensationalist take is that while Superman underperformed sky high billy expectations it will still turn a modest profit despite how desperately this board wants it to fail. WB can thank their lucky stars that domestic overperformed so much, and I'm sure they're pushing tons of krypto merch and shit. Also that F4 is currently cratering.
>>213345017At a certain point Sony will pull Spider-Man out of the MCU because of how harmful that baggage is to his movies
>>213345203Indians will masturbate to this
couldn't be worse than thunderslop right? that shit was boring
>>213343681What the fuck happened to Disney? How can a company steadily decline for 25 years like this without going under?
Why can't they just make one of these films for 100M and keep the marketing reasonable? They would be rolling in money.
>>213345428Cool it with the antisemitic remarks.
>>213345339you can just not pay attention
why are you in this thread
>>213345428look at how much money Lilo and Stitch made and then think about that question again
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>overseas 2nd weekend box office is lower than Superman
>>213345523hahahahahaha holy shit
>>213343877to kill marvel not only do those two movies need to flop, but then Sony has to pull spiderman back out of the MCU and start their own movies with miles morales. if Sony doesn't pull spiderman, the MCU will be reduced to a few disney plus shows and big team up movies every couple of years.
>>213345559marvel won't be dead until an avengers movie flops, that's when you can make the tombstone
>>213343641 (OP)No one is getting fired. Theyโre plugging along until it all collapses and theyโre going to take a lot with them
F4 dropped 60% internationally worse than Superman who was already meh internationally jesus
Let's get rid of those annoying writers. We don't need them.
>>213345678Superman actually had alright legs internationally, it just had such a low opening it was still an underperformance, but not a total catastrophe ( aside from China that shit was absolutely cursed for both movies ).
>>213345751if anything the movie had too many writers. look at this shit. compare it to Superman having 1 writer who is also the director.
>>213345794the entire cast of this movie looks uncanny valley
time to do marvel zombies but with deadpool
>>213345768F4 had slightly bigger opening overseas but now its already lagging behind
>>213343681They're creatively strangled by activists, committees actually want to make things people will watch.
>>213345303>Superman is a success according to everyone who matters.The absolute cope. Slowly limping towards 600 milli with a huge ass budget is nothing to write home about.
But I'm happy it beat F4, like I predicted it would.
Saw it yesterday. Was pretty good. I liked it better than Superman. It had a distinct visual appeal as opposed to Superman which was just โzoomerโ and โGunn movieโ . Definitely needed to be more creative and varied with each of the 4โs powers tho.
>>213346127I don't want to watch a movie written by hebrew slaves
>>213345907>capeshit + zombieslop togetherOh god. But yeah only Deadpool with a nostalgia cast could maybe make it work.
>>213346127it's like a movie made by a think tank holy shit
>The Fantastic Four cut their own legs
I could go see this in IMAX in 20 minutes, for free. Is it worth it?
>>213346118>distinct visual appeal is just the same disney+ gray slop
>>213346246wait till you find out how many times it was reshot. past couple of MCU movies were reshoot at least 3 or 4 times. They test screen, reshoot, test screen, reshoot, hit the deadline and release it.
>>213345432they already look like shit and normies only go to see it because of the "spectacle" to begin with
>>213346357Can't wait for the articles explaining everything that went wrong, after all the articles that came out saying it was the one that did everything right
>tfw the only character they can 100% depend on now is the one they have to share with Sony
>>213343641 (OP)Should've cast Jakey-G and a bunch of other hot people at a reduced price.
>>213346516more than 60% drop means theaters start pulling it
>>213346575And replace it with what? They got nothing else.
>The new face of the MCU
>Ten year contracts
OH NO NO NO
>>213346575ABSOLUTE HUMILIATION
>>213346685Superman, of course. Plus I'm hearing good things about the new Naked Gun
>>213346575I hate how short movies run in IMAX. Superman got, what, a week?
>>213346685>And replace it with what?they could give the fans what they want and finally release it
>>213343678Guardians 3 isnt a nostalgia fest
Neither is Multiverse of Madness
>>213346687>risking hundreds of millions on some 50 year old creep named Pedro
What the fuck were they thinking with the casting? Seriously, its arguably the worst casting I've seen in recent memory
>Swarthy round faced spic to play strong jawed and chisled face white scientist
>Literal hag as blonde 20 year old stacey
>Bug eyed uncanny Valley face as fire Chad
>>213346685 Freakier Friday chads we can't stop winning!
Multiverse of Madness started the witches curse when it was so bad it failed to make a billion after its opening from wandavision and more importantly spider-man hype
then thor love and thunder crushed things more
Antman and the wasp quantumania was the last straw for anything without preexisting goodwill like gotg and deadpool
>>213346803and new line cinema enjoyers..
>>213345203Who is Wanda? All I see are the Olsen Twins.
>>213346799It's a film made for wine aunts. So fantastic four becomes three gay guys and their blonde bestie. The nerds are going to show up no matter what so no need to appeal to them.
>>213346799And of course the articles blame the weather in Taiwan, Mercury being in retrograde, emu migration patterns, everything but THE TERRIBLE CASTING
>>213346796>Here's your new action hero bro
>>213346687>new Avengers is about Dr Doom>need a Reed that can carry is like Iron Man and Captain America to play off Doom>cast PedroI will never understand.
>>213347118Homosexual Chileans in space are "the world outside your window", apparently
>>213345428>What the fuck happened to Disney? How can a company steadily decline for 25 years like this without going under?Wrong question. The amusement parks generate infinite money. The better question is why aren't shareholders kicking out the CEO since he is not doing his legal financial duty to make the investors the most money. Before 2010 it was common to kick CEOs out when a company hits a small speed bump not they can hemorrhage hundreds of millions and no one cares. Kathleen Kennedy killed Star Wars and no one cares
It was a good run, time to pack it up
Kevin Feige and Tim Pool should start a men's headgear clothing line. They could call it Cue Ball Covers
>>213347441Tim Pool is a closeted homosexual.
>>213343641 (OP)Sue looks like a fucking rat.
>>213347441I hate Kevin Feige. Dude goes to an average college gets a film degree gets a job right away as an assistant producer in a Hollywood movie 2 years later he is a producer on X-Men. Just blatant nepotism. He isn't a genius or anything he just said "lets take these superhero movies a little more seriously" which I imagine people before suggested and Iron Man could have easily been a flop with how they shot it with no script. His entire career has been carried on the backs on RDJ and Chris Evans and shocker, the moment they leave his movies bomb. But he is a malicious kike where even though things are bombing left and right he still preaches that we need diversity
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>>213347441He looks like a fat old man without the beanie. This is an extreme example of how losing your hair just thunder fucks your attractiveness
>>213347577And they'll keep him at least through Secret Wars. Over a billion dollars will be lost because Feige was pulled out of the right Jewish crotch at birth
>>213343641 (OP)Is this the biggest drop yet?
Seems like only the most terminally pozzed individuals are rushing out to see these movies in the first week.
>>213343641 (OP)Would be funny if they got Zach Snyder to take over from Feige running the MCU.
The circle would be complete.
Gee I wonder why this movie flopped?
>>213347726>"You know that scene in Iron Man 1 when Tony Stark flies into a middle east warzone and starts murdering terrorists? We need more of that! Also we need a scene where he hovers over the water giving him a christ like look of walking on water!"
>>213347745The way this movie handled The Thing is the greatest example I ever seen of someone not caring about a character. He seemed aloof not overly depressed and not overly happy which is usually his tow modes. You want to give him this identity of brooding and loneliness like this scene suggests but when he simply walks in the street you see kids cheering him making him smile and woman coming up to him. No sense at all that he is a freak which is a big part of his character. There is nothing to suggest he is alone but they terribly try to act like that is the case here. Plus he barely does any fighting and hates his catch phrase
>>213347745I unironically don't think this scene had anything to do with it
Why was it set in the 60s
>>213347947because that's the only thing that makes it interesting or unique
>>213347947Because some nepo writer was asked to make it special compared to other movies and said "lets set it in the 80's" and was reminded Captain Marvel was set in the 80's so they went to their next trendy era they mine culture from the 60's. There was no reason at all to set this movie in the 60's resembling the Fallout universe
>>213348008>because that's the only thing that makes it interesting or uniqueThere was nothing at all special about this being in the 60's. When you set something in the 60's but your main character has all modern technology but in a 60's skin it's meaningless
How do we go from this...
>>213347947Because that's their origin. Its when they're from. The time they evoke. Once they move into the main universe you'll see how their style clashes with everyone else
>>213348345>Once they move into the main universe you'll see how their style clashes with everyone elseThey didn't even go an entire movie before they stopped with the "Steve Rodgers is a fish out of water" shit. After Cap 1 they went right to Avengers and he was already used to the new time and after that it was never an issue and you completely forgot he was a man from the 1940's.
>>213343641 (OP)>Fantastic 4 has been made into a movie 3 times >Each time it flops >WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING??
>>213348436Nah it never left him. You could see how his old school manner influenced everything he did. How he treated people. How he led. That's what the 4 are going to be. Their going to inject that back into things. Because Marvel movies have become depressing, mopey shit. Time to get back to basics
>>213348534the 2005 movie didn't flop
>>213343678Forgot Guardians 3 in your post.
>>213348559Like what specifically?
Imagine getting mogged this hard by the Chinese.
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>>213343641 (OP)AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Fantastic four peaked in 2005-2007
>>213343641 (OP)>First Stepspretty presumptuous, glad it'll be their last steps too
>>213348559Pugh so sad :(
>>213347629He takes off the beanie and gains 20 years, incredible
>>213347947Coke fueled decision, as always. Unfortunately for them it didn't pay off since only my boomer mom is nostalgic about the 60s and she hates superhero movies.
>>213348777I assume Chris Evans got hair transplant surgery at some point of his career
>>213345523Man from overseas here. American liberalism and it's love of money has turned my city into a unsafe brown shithole. I cannot go to the movies even if I wanted to.
>>213347947That was the decade of space exploration. Obviously they and Doctor Doom somehow wind up in the present day for the next Avengers movies.
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>>213348924>I'm-I'm too scared to go to the movies b-because brown people!! pathetic. you should go anyway and mog everyone with your pure White male energy.
>>213345428The Lilo and Stitch remake and Maona 2 made bank with minimal effort.
it's not liked you learned this lesson 3 times already
>>213347947>Why was it set in the 60sNo point, they had technology like autonomous robots and flying cars which is more advanced than the movies set in the 2000s.
>>213344119It's already in talks, alledgedly
>>213345415I thought it was fine but I didn't really get the praise, it was just another bog standard marvel movie
>>213349133It's an alternate timeline where all the black slaves were sent back. And yet they'll act like it's totally normal when they meet Nu-Cap and the Wakandans.
>>213343641 (OP)>80% dropSHIT that is uncommonly bad. I thought this might have legs. Are they well and truly fucked now?
>TOTAL
>AMERICAN COMICS
>DEATH
>>213348924Lmao get fucked then. I can go to the movies real fine. Sucks to be you.
>>213343641 (OP)It was bad but not record breakingly bad. All I know for sure is Superman actually did win the summer in America (the only country that matters) and James Gunn is the new Kevin Feige, which he worked really hard to become and I am proud of him that he did it. DC will get out of the shitty ways of its past and be a generally successful thing it won't be cringe to enjoy anymore.
People who stand here saying "Marvel is Dead Now" are really stupid though. This is like D Tier Marvel this isn't real. These movies weren't even bad its just that nobody cares except nerds.
EVERYONE wants to see RDJ coming back as Dr. Doom and that hype will be incredible.
>>213343877MCU: "Elseworlds" honestly has a lot of sick potential. In a weird way the new Spiderman kinda feels elseworlds with him versus Punisher.
>>213346111All it had to do in Win the Summer and it did that. You can't call it a failure based on 2019 paradigms. The entire movie industry is down near 30% from there. ENTIRE. So if Superman grossed 30% less than Man of Steel its normal bro.
>>213347745Keep starving and torturing more Jews, Hamatzi nobody likes you either.
>>213343880The nostaligia trip spiderman movie, D&W, and Guardians 3 are the only notable movies since Endgame. Add to that, D&W is liked precisely because it's mocking marvelslop.
>>213349403>Keep starving and torturing more Jewsok
>>213348777more specifically here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rvg_egZdT8k
>>213349403They want him to be an alternate-timeline Tony Stark who somehow has our Tony's consciousness uploaded to his brain. And honestly I do too because nobody cares about "Victor von Doom" and that would be kino.
>>213345907It's time for the MCU to call it a day and do a Deadpool Kills the Marvel Universe adaptation. It's just him killing everyone. RDJ and Evans come back one last time, one day on set, easy money. Get everyone to come back, even the bit players. Get Terrance Howard back. Mickey Rourke, Sam Rockwell. He kills everyone. The he comes to our universe and kills the writers, Feige, Favreau, etc.
>>213346712both movies tanked you tranny
I have said this time and time again some characters in the MCU can be their own stand alone movie but some like the fantastic four function as part of an ensemble cast. Marvel should have made more Thor Ragnarok movies, no I am not talking about the tone or script just that it was a movie with 2 characters who both alone didn't draw as much money as the other characters.
>>213348960My nephew got stabbed for his vape and then they yelled slurs at him. No thank you.
>>213348559>murders a bunch of people>hey John Walker, you are...LE MEAN! FUCK YOU.>daddy i so sad
>>213349609Yeah I've thought for years that the medium sized, non tentpole guys should do team-ups. A Strange/Thor movie where they take on Loki would have been interesting. Magician vs magician. But they'd have to make Loki more than just a guy who can teleport and shapeshift. A fight with Loki is supposed to have you questioning reality.
>read theory that says the way Tony resurrected everyone is also what inadvertently created Doom
If that turns out to be true, did Tony ever do anything that did not backfire and create a Mr. Bigbad?
>>213345523Well there goes that shill cope
>>213345794>compare it to Superman having 1 writer who is also the director.Yeah that didn't work out either.
>>21335003360% drop overseas vs. 52% for Superman
>>213343641 (OP)For a hot minute it looked like it wasnt gonna flop
>>213349929I agree with this. Obviously another Daredevil movie wouldn't draw much, but Murdock/Daredevil could easily be a supporting character in the Spider-Man series.
>>213345017the last mcu spiderman movie before they reboot him as miles
>>213349662Shouldn't have been a little bitch
Also, vaping is for faggots
>>213343641 (OP)The MCU's time in the Sun is long gone. My, how the mighty have fallen.....
>>213349403>EVERYONE wants to see RDJ coming back as Dr. Doom and that hype will be incredible.No one gives a shit but I hope you enjoy your XL Doom Collectable Popcorn Holder
>>213349403>EVERYONE wants to see RDJ coming back as Dr. Doomkek
I couldn't be less interested
>>213350499>before they reboot him as milesThat will be a disastrous failure so I'm sure Feige will do it
>>213346772Best FF movie yet
It's amazing how this one thread like a week ago completely killed the Superman "punk rock" meme.
Almost like it made Gunnjeets realize how cringe and anti punk they were being by supporting a corpo slop kids movie.
This is why censorship can't continue. Because stopping cringe is 4chan's best quality. Allowing cringy Pedro and waifu fag's to continuously astroturf for corporations will kill 4chan traffic.
We are the rebellion. Now everyone post characters that will never be loved by normies
>>213343880>WutThe majority of anons don't pay any actual attention to films and get 100% of their info from shitposters.
>>213351134Punk is never corporate. You're captured
>>213345432Capeshit fatigue. Audiences don't care anymore. You have to make it a real 'event' or people won't give a shit.
>>213351134What level of schizophrenia is this?
Honestly what was the fucking strategy behind the post-endgame era
After killing of two of their most popular characters and ending a decade long storyline you probably want to keep the audience as they're going to quickly lose interest after that.
Instead Disney triples down on dei politics and makes movie featuring some fucking nobodies not even comic readers can pretend to care about.
Also why not make a bunch of TV shows, but this time they're actually important for new plotlines, so you have to watch them.
>>213343877why is Maguire coming back? do you mean Holland?
I get why people like Holland, but the guy truly hasn't had a movie to himself yet and it kills my interest in spiderman
he's always taking a backseat in his own movie for marvel to push other heroes, it's like watching the mandalorian
I enjoyed Maguire, Garfield was so miscast and given the worst scripts possible, and Holland just doesn't do anything
if they actually have the balls to replace him with miles morales in Doomsday... holy fuck I cant even imagine how dead and buried the MCU would be
>>213351320>Honestly what was the fucking strategy behind the post-endgame era"lmao this shit sells itself"
>>213351228>Pedro sisters...We prefer to be called Pedrophiles.
torch felt like the only actor who wanted to be there.
>>213351246The kind jeets fea
>>213350064Superman was great though
>next movies are Avengers, Spider-Man, and X-Men reboot.
MCU will be fine. Box office numbers are down across the board with the loss of China and Russia btw.
>>213343641 (OP)idk why don't they just make spider man and xmen flicks until the end of time.
Spiderman/xmen/batman are the three golden gooses of cape shit that rake in domestic and foreign money.
>>213352488wut?
MCU movies are still getting released in china
>>213343641 (OP)you idiots are arguing over an advertisement. all this slop is made to promote other slop, or promote woke slop for the promotion of more slop. pedro is there for game of thrones, last of us, latinos. the old bitch is there for old bitches, and she was in one mission impossible, another slop franchise. johhny's actor is there for the stranger things slop, possibly james bond slop since people want him casted. i'm surprised jack black didn't make a suprise appearance.
>>213348886he's admitted to it because in his own words "captain america can't be bald"
>>213343641 (OP)>Secret Wars to be reshot into a hard rebootIt already is a hard reboot.
>>213352688What do you watch? What isn't slop to you?
>>213343678yeah nostalgia is cringe
>>213349356They've been dying for so long it's surprising to me that they're still alive.
>>213344119What's the point of a crossover if all of Marvel's heroes are unlikeable, nobodies, or changed beyond recognition?
>>213343641 (OP)>first marvel movie that's not dogshit in years>flopstop kek
>>213343641 (OP)They're more suited as Gomez and Morticia.