Thread 213344509

>you know, I’m a talentless, unfunny, unoriginal grifter who gets all his middle of the road film opinions from centre of right twitter! You see, there isn’t an original bone in my body, nor is there a backbone in my body!!
>Henry Cavil: “….fuck”
>Now don’t get me wrong; I’m a spineless, cowardly, weak ultra normie who appeals to low IQ right leaning retards.
>Dr Evil: “…rrrrrrighttt…”
>My grift is telling people exactly what they want to hear when it comes to film criticism. Woke? Girl boss? “the message”? Yep, it’s all here. Need your slightly right leaning opinion on a film validated? Well I hold the safe and comforting opinion you’re looking for.
>”ITS A BOLD STRATEGY COTTON LETS SEE HOW IT WORKOUTS FOR HIM”
>Brie Larson is bad! Rachel Ziegler is bad! Hollywood is an evil business and superhero movies are dead (even though I continue to support and promote them both) do you get it? Do you get my message?
>Anyways, that’s all I got for today… go away now

I love how much this guy makes /tv/ seethe

>>213344509 (OP)
>that visible gyno

>grifterslop
grow up

>>213344509 (OP)
Why would you watch any YouTuber film critic? Why would you watch anyone who pretends to be a drunk? I've never watched a single second of this douchebag because I know everything I need to know about him by that cringe profile picture.

>>213344509 (OP)
based. I think I'll like, comment, and subscribe!

>>213344528
This board isn't one person, I enjoy Drinker's videos most of the time while fully recognising that he's a grifter who imports most of his opinions from this board.

I'm gonna
I'm gonna DRINK!

i actually don't give a fuck about the political shit my problem with this guy is the annoying inflection where he's exaggerating his accent while also trying to sound macho. the drinking shit is really lame too pretending drinking is masculine

>>213344583
I loathe how much the term "grifter" gets overused. Everyone you dislike is a "grifter"

>>213344528
This, he is based just because of it

>>213344583
>he's a grifter who imports most of his opinions from this board
he doesn't need to do that
like Penguinz, he just says what he thinks a majority of his audience feels like, that's it

>>213344509 (OP)
The Chris Stuckmann of right wing film critics

>>213344528
Same

>>213344687
>like Penguinz
And Asmongold.
Is it that easy to become a famous e celeb and make money?

>>213344801
>is the easiest way to get famous placating to the masses?
wow anon you cracked the code

>>213344528
Same, the seething is all disney employees

>>213344528
that's because he's based as fuck

>>213344528
He’s an NPC right wing film critic, the same as Chris Stuckmann is a NPC left wing film critic. Both are vapid and offer nothing original. they have bland, safe, dull takes on everything. Their videos appeal to the lowest common denominator (you)

>>213344509 (OP)
>drinks with the lid still on

>>213344727
chris stuckmann's movie is apparently okay though

>>213344528
FPBP

>>213345225
>cuckmann, who identifies as non binary and was a sheltered child who grew up to be a beta is better at making movies than the self proclaimed alpha male “critical drinker”
Lmaaoooo

>>213344509 (OP)
I can tell from this seething post that he’s a least kind of on target. With how many times you mention the word “right”, that tells me all I need to know. You’re just butthurt that it’s not your worldview that’s being validated.

I personally don’t like him because he basically stole his whole schtick from Mike Stoklasa, and he uses the same dozen or so cutaways for everything, and it gets really annoying.

>>213345264
yeah anything is better than this shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JXkjB0tpPA

>>213344509 (OP)
Every last one of these fags is a paid marketer, especially the hyperactive "purely negative" ones.

>>213344855
>the easiest way to get famous
>placating to the masses
It's not tho

>>213344509 (OP)
go outside

>>213344528
I'm pretty sure it's just one guy

>>213344509 (OP)
>cap still on the bottle

he doesnt even drink

>>213345361
The Critical Stinker

>your opinions are taken from people I disagree with on a political level
Not a single argument about why his opinions are wrong.
Are you sure you are in the right board anyways? /pol/ is that way you terminally online weaponized political autist.

>>213344583
>while fully recognising that he's a grifter who imports most of his opinions from this board.

What ? Drinker takes are Twitter takes not 4chan, he literraly loved the crust episode from TLOU, think F4 is good, tough SUperman was "okayish", loved the Indian girlboss Predator movie ect... He has "right wing" normie taste

What's the fixation with Brie Larson anyways?

Are people that mad that she has resting bitch face? Or that she doesn't like capeshit movies? I mean, it's just a job they're doing. If you watch interviews with the Game of Thrones cast it was pretty obvious most of them didn't take fantasy literature seriously(only Jon Snow and Euron read the books).

>>213344583
>he's a grifter who imports most of his opinions from this board
That's exactly why people here hate him. They could quite literally be in his position if at some point they decided to give the jewtube grift a try but didn't.
Same with /v/ and streaming or with many boards and crypto.

The average 4chan user has been ahead of the curve about so much stuff but they never did anything with it and nowaday's hyperconnectivity means that those knowledge gaps are basically nonexistant.

Only future trannies hate critical drinker

>>213345796

>They could quite literally be in his position if at some point they decided to give the jewtube grift a try but didn't.

I think this is why libs are always trying to cancel people like Lindsey Ellis. Impotent jealousy basically.

>>213345361
damn, the comments are brutal. at least he didn't turn them off.

>>213344528
>/tv/
Drinker is beloved on /tv/. This is a distroon thread.

>>213344509 (OP)

I generally agree with his criticisms of "Millennial writing"
>Casts so big multiple characters are in a holding pattern at any given time
>Writers don't seem to have any actual life experiences
>Even the most serious scenes filled with faggy Joss Whedon-esque quips
>Shouting and sarcasm as a humor substitute
>Characters realizing they were badass all along instead of growing/improving to meet the challenge
>Beating the audience over the head with the moral of the story
>Self-insert heroes and villains who are pathetic instead of scary


But I guess I don't need to circle-jerk about it multiple times a week either.

Why does he sound like he have a ball in his throat?

>>213344528
Why are you posting like you're not part of this board? Are you a genuine tourist LMAO

>>213344583
No that's Midnight Edge though that's a dead channel now

>>213344509 (OP)
You kow you can just unsubscribe from him and block his videos. That's what i did after WB bought him off for DUNC.

>>213344509 (OP)
You will never have a big YouTube channel

>>213344536
>leftist buzzwords
Lots of redditors on 4chan lately.

>>213345530
>>cap still on the bottle
It's called a joke photo.

Nearly everyone on /tv/ is so pathetic and bitter bunch of tea app using bluesky grooming redditor faggots whining about Hollywood garbage day in and day out FOR FREE LMAO

>>213346619
4chan in general has gotten so bitter and cynical over the past few years. It wasn’t like this in the old days. I think we’re all getting old.

>>213346619
>You will never have a big YouTube channel
KEK. That's a really sad comeback

>>213346613
But we still have to see 3 critical drinker threads every day on this board.

>>213344509 (OP)
>content creator gets rich
>guy has no talent!
every time lol

>>213346695
>i like being poor!
doubt

just dont watch content you dont like bro! click on a different video!

>>213344509 (OP)
drinker has his beats but he's nothing like bowelstrek. go look up one of his vids from 2018 and watch a recent one today and the only difference is the background footage. dude has literally been making the exact same video over and over again for 7 years, he's unhinged.

>>213346758
>i like being poor!
when the fuck did i say that?

>>213344509 (OP)
Can his fans boys tell me why his shitty pilot was so fucking gay?

>>213344509 (OP)
This guy is a fraud because he doesn't bust out the extra large bottle of booze when the movie is really bad.

>>213344509 (OP)
>take a look at his channel
>is still making videos about Rachel Zegler and Brie Larson

Wasn't this nigger making a movie, what happened to that

>>213345538
>Not a single argument about why his opinions are wrong.
He honestly isn't wrong.
Still, if you make a career debunking flat-earthers and put out 2 videos a week sounding like these people are everywhere and like you fight an uphill battle against the system while sounding all vitriolic and righteous then you're either a grifter or you belong in a loony bin

>>213346944
>Wasn't this nigger making a movie
yeah, he did and his movie is really good. You should watch it ;)

>>213344509 (OP)
This faggot liked nu-God of War kek

>>213344509 (OP)
He just shits out the most milquetoast garbage imaginable while the trailer plays in the background. He doesn't even make the effort of editing footage together anymore. He trashes Marvel and Disney at every turn but also depends on them for his lame content with the same three or four reaction clips he's been using for almost a decade. At least he finally dropped the "irritated drunk Scotsman" schtick and talks in his normal voice.

Nerdrotic's videos are even worse considering how he censors any and all profanity so that his channel isn't penalized by jewtube's algorithm, what a fucking insufferable fag.

>>213345694
Well, it is an interesting modern Hollywood story. He just did a summary of her career blew up and how she burnt out.

>>213344509 (OP)
Brie? Brie, is that you?

>>213345694
It amazes me how uninformed some actors are about their roles. How can you as a professional show up to work unprepared? If I was getting paid millions of dollars to look pretty on a screen I’d be obsessed with making sure I was mentally ready.

>>213347895
CD’s editing is so fucking boring and lame

>>213344583
Is he more of a grifter than the people who give positive reviews to Disney movies?

Brie Larson made this thread.

>>213344884
Calm down.
He's given a bunch of shit movies glowing reviews and then rowed back on it later when they've flopped or people have called him out on it.
He said Adolescence was a great show for fucks sake. Gary from Nerdrotic just replied "It's propaganda...".

>>213347895
>insert fart clip from "not another teen movie"

>>213344509 (OP)
I used to admire him because I thought it would be cool to talk about entertainment and get paid for voicing an opinion while being irreverent with friends. But the more I go on the more it feels like I'm just watching a nerd version of reality TV. Like, nothing they talk about matter. It's all discourse based around disposable media and their griping about how they're disillusioned with it. They'd rather poke holes in it than improve themselves and focus on something more productive to humanity. I think this is why DIversity and Comics tries crapping on Critical Drinker so hard. He's trying to hammer the perspective that poking fun at actresses and continuing to harangue them for something they've personally moved on from is no different than gossip.

Women gossip.

>>213344509 (OP)
You can just not watch his videos, you know?

Vegetable Police did just that?

>>213345361
>>213345937
This one's a good 'un

>>213344509 (OP)
>what he does is so simple, grifitng idiots is so easy, I am a genius
If it was so easy, you'd be doing it. There is no fucking way you would pass on becoming an easy milionaire due to "morals" you shitheads never held.

We know you are just jealous and bitter because he is grazing on the same fields you previously considered impossible to lose. Maybe have another commitee meeting and spend 20 million on some hedonistic landwhale grifter to "win back young males".

You just don't have what it takes, tanklet.

>>213345796
>Same with /v/
But /v/ loves sseth, and also Drinker's opinions aren't /tv/ coded at all.

>>213345694
>What's the fixation with Brie Larson anyways?
She went from being a decent actress in decent movies to a nothingburger has-been in less than a decade because of her abrasiveness and egocentrism.
She was sort of the prototype for a lot of women stars pushed by Hollywood that then burned out.

>>213344651
What the fuck is a grifter anyway?

>>213349904
Is English not your first language saar?

>>213346613
He does suspiciously feel bought off. When he gave Prey a pass (because Amber Midthunder is attractive) and recently the F4 he comes off as incredibly compromised. Especially when his other compatriots all dump on the film and he's up crap creek with no kind of defense whatsoever. F4 is nothing to defend.

>>213347042
>He just shits out the most milquetoast garbage imaginable while the trailer plays in the background.
Yeah I've stopped making him my guilty pleasure to watch as I eat something. His background video provides something for me to look at as I listen to him be kind of amusing which is the only reason I pay attention to him, honestly.

>Nerdrotic's videos are even worse
He's gotten too accustomed to padding out the length of his videos by reading tweets and I'm sick of it. You have to 1.5x all of Nerdrotic's content now or else he'll drone on and on about nothing.

>>213346611
Star Wars is a dead franchise. Talking about it only gives it more power.

Drinker circle hate-jerk thread #2277485

This is getting boring now. How did this guy trigger so many?

>>213349926
>India is the only country that doesn't use english as their first language

I don't understand the amount of seethe this guy generates. At least he's better than fags like TheQuartering who just read a news article for 10 minutes.

>GUYSS LOOK I'M DRUNKK
>LOOK AT HOW BAD THIS MOVIE IS
>SHITE.MP4
>THE MESSAGE
>MORE FOOTAGE OF BAD MOVIE
>SHITE(2).MP4
>GO AWAYYYYY NOWW

>>213344509 (OP)
Kino