I shoved a flute up my pussy!

So, how did everyone know that Stiffler drank the cum beer in that bedroom?

>Some idiot millennial burned his dick trying to fuck a hot pie
>Some idiot bitch probably lacerated her cooch trying to ride a flute.

Happens aaaaall the tiiime.

>>213344572 (OP)
Millenials burst out laughing, masturbated and stabbed each other in the eye and fucked each other in the eye socket over this scene. wtf

>>213344572 (OP)
She also shoved a trumpet up Jim's ass! This lady can NOT be trusted around musical instruments!

>>213344572 (OP)
https://youtube.com/shorts/ObMKENUfeWk

>>213344572 (OP)
Your mom needs to use a tuba

>>213344572 (OP)
in*

>>213344572 (OP)
Imagine if society went back to straight comedy rather than queer coding everything

>>213344667
The quote the character says is literally "warm apple pie" not "burn your penis apple pie"

>>213345038
Ministry of sodomy.
https://youtu.be/F2si1y0a4Ng

>>213344909
It’s ok zoomzoom the closest thing you’ll have to this is spring breakers

I once dated a girl that I am pretty sure played the piano. That is all.

>>213345139
>I am pretty sure
What made you think that? Did she have a piano in her house?

>>213345139
Same but he said it was for decoration.

Watched American pie again the other day, it’s a great time capsule of a better time. Shannon Elizabeth’s tits man.

>>213346317
They're so brown I'm not sure

golly

>>213345139
One time at band camp she inserted herself into a piano.
Where a black guy was awaiting her.

>>213345139
Anon, this girl... Does she even rally exist?

>>213344572 (OP)
Didn't teenage boys fancy Alyson Hannigan at this period of time thanks to Buffy?

>>213344572 (OP)
Do redheads really

>>213344667
This idiot is why my fuckable apple pies have to have a "Contents may be hot" warning

>>213344572 (OP)
This movie is responsible for getting my hopes up that there are freaky geek ladies out there but I have yet to meet a single one

>>213347352
Sorry.

>>213344572 (OP)
My then gf broke up with me during the credits of American pie 3 in the cinema. I haven't watched 3 since. 1 and 2 are goat tho and zoomers can go fuck themselves if they think otherwise.

alyson was so cute

>>213344572 (OP)
This, but I shoved in in my ass

>>213344667
Imagine using one of the McDonald's hot apple pies as a fleshlight

>>213347345
name?

>>213344603
>kevin ejaculates into a cup in that bedroom
>stiffler goes into that bedroom with a girl
>girl emerges running from that bedroom with vomit on her dress
>stiffler is throwing up in that bedroom's en suite and the cup kevin ejaculated into is empty
they were masters of deduction

>>213347345
>>213348966
May marmalade.

>>213344572 (OP)
I have never watched and will never watch vile trash flicks like this or Freddy Got Fingered, or the boomer equivalents like National Lampoon or Animal House. Complete fucking slop.

>>213349163
Freddy Got Fingered is a sendup of these types of movies. I don't like gross out sex comedies either but Tom Green made the best one.