Thread 213344572

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Anonymous 8/3/2025, 5:16:22 PM No.213344572 >>213344909 >>213345014 >>213345038 >>213345053 >>213345065 >>213345071 >>213347251 >>213347345 >>213347395 >>213348620 >>213348888 >>213349163

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I shoved a flute up my pussy!

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 5:18:01 PM No.213344603 >>213349054

So, how did everyone know that Stiffler drank the cum beer in that bedroom?

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 5:21:11 PM No.213344667 >>213345082 >>213347352 >>213348955

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>Some idiot millennial burned his dick trying to fuck a hot pie
>Some idiot bitch probably lacerated her cooch trying to ride a flute.

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 5:31:08 PM No.213344883

Happens aaaaall the tiiime.

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 5:32:30 PM No.213344909 >>213345111

>>213344572 (OP)
Millenials burst out laughing, masturbated and stabbed each other in the eye and fucked each other in the eye socket over this scene. wtf

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 5:36:58 PM No.213345014

>>213344572 (OP)
She also shoved a trumpet up Jim's ass! This lady can NOT be trusted around musical instruments!

REPENT THE END IS NIGH 8/3/2025, 5:38:00 PM No.213345038 >>213345104

>>213344572 (OP)
https://youtube.com/shorts/ObMKENUfeWk

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 5:38:30 PM No.213345053

>>213344572 (OP)
Your mom needs to use a tuba

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 5:39:14 PM No.213345065

>>213344572 (OP)
in*

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 5:39:34 PM No.213345071

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>>213344572 (OP)
Imagine if society went back to straight comedy rather than queer coding everything

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 5:40:15 PM No.213345082

>>213344667
The quote the character says is literally "warm apple pie" not "burn your penis apple pie"

REPENT THE END IS NIGH 8/3/2025, 5:41:16 PM No.213345104

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>>213345038
Ministry of sodomy.
https://youtu.be/F2si1y0a4Ng

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 5:41:36 PM No.213345111

>>213344909
It’s ok zoomzoom the closest thing you’ll have to this is spring breakers

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 5:42:58 PM No.213345139 >>213345184 >>213345389 >>213347140 >>213347207

I once dated a girl that I am pretty sure played the piano. That is all.

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 5:45:26 PM No.213345184

>>213345139
>I am pretty sure
What made you think that? Did she have a piano in her house?

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 5:55:05 PM No.213345389

>>213345139
Same but he said it was for decoration.

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 6:38:46 PM No.213346317 >>213346639

Watched American pie again the other day, it’s a great time capsule of a better time. Shannon Elizabeth’s tits man.

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 6:51:46 PM No.213346639

>>213346317
They're so brown I'm not sure

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 6:58:33 PM No.213346794

golly

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 7:11:38 PM No.213347140

>>213345139
One time at band camp she inserted herself into a piano.
Where a black guy was awaiting her.

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 7:13:50 PM No.213347207

>>213345139
Anon, this girl... Does she even rally exist?

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 7:15:26 PM No.213347251

>>213344572 (OP)
Didn't teenage boys fancy Alyson Hannigan at this period of time thanks to Buffy?

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 7:18:56 PM No.213347345 >>213348966 >>213349089

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>>213344572 (OP)
Do redheads really

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 7:19:10 PM No.213347352 >>213347684

>>213344667
This idiot is why my fuckable apple pies have to have a "Contents may be hot" warning

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 7:21:07 PM No.213347395

>>213344572 (OP)
This movie is responsible for getting my hopes up that there are freaky geek ladies out there but I have yet to meet a single one

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 7:31:54 PM No.213347684

>>213347352
Sorry.

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 8:07:52 PM No.213348620

>>213344572 (OP)
My then gf broke up with me during the credits of American pie 3 in the cinema. I haven't watched 3 since. 1 and 2 are goat tho and zoomers can go fuck themselves if they think otherwise.

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 8:17:29 PM No.213348861

alyson was so cute

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 8:18:15 PM No.213348888

>>213344572 (OP)
This, but I shoved in in my ass

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 8:21:02 PM No.213348955

>>213344667
Imagine using one of the McDonald's hot apple pies as a fleshlight

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 8:21:42 PM No.213348966 >>213349089

>>213347345
name?

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 8:25:41 PM No.213349054

>>213344603
>kevin ejaculates into a cup in that bedroom
>stiffler goes into that bedroom with a girl
>girl emerges running from that bedroom with vomit on her dress
>stiffler is throwing up in that bedroom's en suite and the cup kevin ejaculated into is empty
they were masters of deduction

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 8:27:34 PM No.213349089

>>213347345
>>213348966
May marmalade.

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 8:30:34 PM No.213349163 >>213349630

>>213344572 (OP)
I have never watched and will never watch vile trash flicks like this or Freddy Got Fingered, or the boomer equivalents like National Lampoon or Animal House. Complete fucking slop.

Anonymous 8/3/2025, 8:47:55 PM No.213349630

>>213349163
Freddy Got Fingered is a sendup of these types of movies. I don't like gross out sex comedies either but Tom Green made the best one.