Thread 213345797

The Substance (2024)

>>213345797 (OP)
>brown hair
>brown eyes
>round, bland face
That surgery saved her career

The right image looks like someone copied one side of her face, flipped it, and posted it over the other.

>>213345797 (OP)
I'd give her my substance iykwim

the buccstance

Sad, yet still would.

>>213346229
I'd let her order off The Menu iykwim

>>213345797 (OP)
Bloat or Bucc? The choice is yours.

>>213345797 (OP)
>BUCC MY BITCH UP

>>213345797 (OP)
>left
Generic.
>right
Exotic.

why do they do it?

>>213346606
xD

>>213345797 (OP)

if any actress on the planet didn’t need buccal fat removal

Pretty weird choice by a person with eyes much too far apart to make their face even thinner, thereby further accentuating the distance between her eyes. But I’m sure her friends told her she looks great.

>>213347361
You make comments about her eyes, but nature designed her perfectly for thrashing her head back and forth underwater hunting for krill

>>213345797 (OP)
she was one of the most beautiful actresses of this century and now she looks like tim burton's corpse bride

>age 37
huh

>>213347463
> she was one of the most beautiful actresses of this century
Lmao

>>213345872
Brown hair and brown eyes are good.

>>213345797 (OP)
My face goes like this when I just don't eat junk and drink a ton of water daily. What a stupid bitch.

>>213347702
Shit eyes are objectively worse in every situation, cope

>>213347739
Brown eyes are better than blue eyes because they blend with skin colour.

>>213347702
They're boring

>>213347573
NTA but she was

>>213347739
Way to disprove your point, fag.

>>213347768
and why would anyone want their eyes to not stand out? Brown eye motherfucker. Blue and green eyes are prized due to them being more rare.

>>213347819
No they aren't.

>>213345797 (OP)
She was so fucking pretty AHHHH why did she have to ruin herself

>>213345797 (OP)
This is the only bogged one, who is not looking bad afterwards. Both versions before and after are good.

>>213347888
She didn't.

>>213347827
wanna take a fucking pole so we can see exactly how bad you lose?

>>213347538
Cubans are WHITE??

>>213347944
Not only are they NOT, the most famous cuban is an Italian.

>>213348024
>>213347944
spaniards and italians are white

>>213348064
cubans are not spaniards, they are the indian rape babies of spaniards. Italians are tainted by the moores. Neither are in any way white.

>>213348132
T. Has never been to cuba

>>213345797 (OP)
Left
>I want to take to my house
Right
>I want to take to the hospital

>>213348221
What you mud folk do not get when you try to slip under the radar, it is not about if you can pass at a glance... the mentallity of trying to pass is brown.

>>213345872
She's literally a Nepo baby
Also
> cara Delememe
> Blonde hair
> Blue eyes
> Had an attractive face ( once)
> The actual definition of nepotism
> Has a way shittier career

>>213348414
You doth protest too much shitskin

dont talk shit about my wife

>>213348573
You want exceptions and are likely Irish or something. Not gonna happen.

>>213348708
Hey bro I want to have tenderly sex with your wife. Think you can hook a brother up?

>>213348132

Cuba was the latest place in Latin America to receive Spanish immigration, there’s plenty of people there with all Spanish grandparents who didn’t mix at all

>>213348823
Spain has the same moorish issue as the wops. If you break it down to genes alone, they are not white.

>>213348974
nah... But I can tell you are fringe and consider yourself "passible." You are not.

>>213347739
Light brown is beautiful
But yea not as much as blue or green

>>213345797 (OP)
>>213346931

>>213349064
needs more inverted fishmouth

>>213345797 (OP)
>From human to ghoul.

>>213346502
That movie was Kronos slop iykwim.

>>213347538
Anal de Arsas if it were up to me

Bucciosa

>>213349394
empty vessle... you did not even make the unfitting doodle. This is why it matters that you not be white.

Anya TRAITOR Joy

guy doesn't even know how to reply lol

>>213345797 (OP)
I actually like her new look.
If there's any talent still left in in the movie industry, she could be the next Barbara Steele.

she was cute in the Gorge (the movie sucked tho)

>>213349785
the ending sucked. the premise was great. I am surprised fucking stephen king did not write it as it follows his formula.

>>213349817
I should have said it was okay until they went in the Gorge
anon in another thread said the plot was stolen from a Fallout New Vegas DLC quest

>>213348772
sorry brotha no can do, shes spoken for

>>213347702
Good morning saar!

YOU HEARD THE WOMAN, GET HER THE FACE PLATE STRETCHER.