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Anonymous No.213346872 >>213346968 >>213347022 >>213347187 >>213347804 >>213347864
>be kyle
>from 2029
>never been with women
>goes back in time to the 80s
>immediately gets sex


Did they just predict male epic loneliness or whatever it's called, and then blamed it on future women?
Anonymous No.213346949
Sarah was in crisis mode. Her instincts told her to immediately get fucked and inpregnated by the closest Chad she could find as her best chance of survival.
Anonymous No.213346968
>>213346872 (OP)
I bet he's never even approached a woman
Anonymous No.213346997
He was in survival mode from childhood and didn't have time to bang, or John cock blocked him at every turn because he knew he needed to save his sperms for his mom
Anonymous No.213347022
>>213346872 (OP)
Kyle Reese is a zoomer
Anonymous No.213347187 >>213347602
>>213346872 (OP)

In the 80's you could be wearing shit-encrusted pants you got from some homeless dude and still have some qtie 3.14 willing to let you blast your load in her.

Actually maybe this is the reason autism genes got so widespread in recent decades. Like if my aspie engineer dad were on the dating scene today he'd probably just give up and get into porn and vidya.
Anonymous No.213347602
>>213347187
yeah that's why I always get annoyed at my boomer and gen x relatives who chastise me for being single when dating nowadays is a completely different world from when they grew up

before the internet became widespread, women basically had to date men who they were in close proximity with. but now they have basically unlimited options due to social media and dating apps.

if my grandpa had to compete with a hundred other men on tinder, he'd be frustrated and single too
Anonymous No.213347686
>Anon gets filtered by T2
Anonymous No.213347789
I wish I lost my virginity back in highschool, I probably came close because I went on a couple I-guess-you-could-call-them dates with this one girl who was never officially my girlfriend and we held hands, but that was in the last half of senior year and we drifted apart immediately after graduation.

Now Iโ€™ve just been hiding in my room jerking off to porn for 10 years, and it doesnโ€™t bother me that I donโ€™t have sex, it just bothers me that I havenโ€™t even had it once.
Anonymous No.213347804
>>213346872 (OP)
John sent him back in time specifically to bang his mother so John could be born. He even gave Reese a picture of her to pine over and fall in love with
Anonymous No.213347864
>>213346872 (OP)
>male epic loneliness or whatever it's called