Thread 213346872

>be kyle
>from 2029
>never been with women
>goes back in time to the 80s
>immediately gets sex


Did they just predict male epic loneliness or whatever it's called, and then blamed it on future women?

Sarah was in crisis mode. Her instincts told her to immediately get fucked and inpregnated by the closest Chad she could find as her best chance of survival.

>>213346872 (OP)
I bet he's never even approached a woman

He was in survival mode from childhood and didn't have time to bang, or John cock blocked him at every turn because he knew he needed to save his sperms for his mom

>>213346872 (OP)
Kyle Reese is a zoomer

>>213346872 (OP)

In the 80's you could be wearing shit-encrusted pants you got from some homeless dude and still have some qtie 3.14 willing to let you blast your load in her.

Actually maybe this is the reason autism genes got so widespread in recent decades. Like if my aspie engineer dad were on the dating scene today he'd probably just give up and get into porn and vidya.

>>213347187
yeah that's why I always get annoyed at my boomer and gen x relatives who chastise me for being single when dating nowadays is a completely different world from when they grew up

before the internet became widespread, women basically had to date men who they were in close proximity with. but now they have basically unlimited options due to social media and dating apps.

if my grandpa had to compete with a hundred other men on tinder, he'd be frustrated and single too

I wish I lost my virginity back in highschool, I probably came close because I went on a couple I-guess-you-could-call-them dates with this one girl who was never officially my girlfriend and we held hands, but that was in the last half of senior year and we drifted apart immediately after graduation.

Now I’ve just been hiding in my room jerking off to porn for 10 years, and it doesn’t bother me that I don’t have sex, it just bothers me that I haven’t even had it once.

>>213346872 (OP)
John sent him back in time specifically to bang his mother so John could be born. He even gave Reese a picture of her to pine over and fall in love with

>>213346872 (OP)
>male epic loneliness or whatever it's called