Thread 213352078

>>213352078 (OP)
how's ur wife's taint looking these days

>>213352078 (OP)
Did your wife P0wn your dick?

>>213352102
Still brown coloured of course, but that's mostly blood vessels than shit these days.

credit where credit is due, this is a god tier movie kev

>>213352078 (OP)
Batman's mask doesn't cover his mouth though it doesn't even apply.

>>213352078 (OP)
Do you wear any clothes that actually fit? No hate, I'm legitimately curious.

>>213352185
No, it isn't. It's a nice script, however, because you have to use your own imaginary cast to fill in the blanks. I know Kevin Smith was having sex with this woman but that doesn't mean she had lead potential.

>>213352212
hey fuckup mate, this conversation is between me and kevin

Why didnt /tv/ make a big deal out of him having his pecker in a little girls mouth? He admitted it publicly. Look it up.

>>213352279
because people only care about pedo's when it fits their narrative

>>213352279
What if she was help cleaning it and it went off?

>>213352279
not really a big deal, kids do weird shit all the time

>>213352185
hated this bitch voice so much

>>213352329
He didnt enjoy it tho. It gave him PTSD. Im not mocking him. I think he was brave to come out and speak about it.

>>213352272
Oh scuse me.

>>213352279
Was this part of that video he did detailing shit about his childhood trauma and all the weed he smoked to try and bury all that? If he confessed it while making a confessional and statement against trauma, then it sounds like it was forgivable.

>>213352185
>it's wrong for men to want women who aren't sluts that have been used up and literally gangbanged first

>>213352078 (OP)
Run you fool

>>213352185
This film, along with Me, Myself & Irene, made me hate women on a whole new and inconceivable level.

>>213352868
this scene is great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atGNvojXOvM

Dogma tho, great film

Where's the peak?
Where's the decline?
Where's the flashes of brilliance?
Where's rock bottom?

helo mr. smith I saw your movie dog-man and i and also sawed your movie clerks 2 and thought the part with that pickle fucker was funy, happy birth day
-from anon

>>213353044
peak is strikes back, decline is clerks 2 (last truly good ks film), brilliance is clerks 1, and rock bottom is cop out (lots of competition for rock bottom, admittedly)

>>213353310
I still have no idea what the fuck he was talking about. Like a 12 year old bragging about having "sex" to his buddies and has no idea what he's talking about and trying to sound cool

>>213353044
>Peak
Chasing Amy, after telling the same story for the third time he finally got it right.
>Decline
Starts with Jersey Girl
>Flashes of brilliance
In order of declining brilliance: Dogma, JSBSB and Tusk
>Rock bottom
Yoga Hosers

>>213353408
>chasing amy
> peak
Lmao

>>213352078 (OP)
Hi Kevin , I liked you better when you were fat. But I get it health concerns

>>213353423
It's either that or Dogma, but I'd say Chasing Amy because it's more representative of what he was about and what made him relevant in the first place.

>>213353488
That was clerks.

>>213353507
Yes, then he perfected the idea, first into Mallrats then into Chasing Amy, hence peak.

remember when you got so butthurt that zack and miri flopped that you started intentionally making terrible movies and only showing them to your megafans so that you could shelter yourself from all criticism

remember when your podcasts were good before you smoked yourself retarded

WOAH

>>213353044
Dogma really the only thing he's ever made worth a damn, everything else is mid at best.

>>213353363
I don't know what he thinks the clit is either because it's on the other side of the building from the rest of the stuff

>>213352078 (OP)
I really can't stand this fucking dork and his ridiculously ugly child.
I mean she must have insanely high levels of confidence being that ugly and putting herself in front of a camera.

>>213352078 (OP)

Sorry Kev, they all died from the Covid. You are mistaken. I really liked Mallrats though...

>>213352078 (OP)
you should be dead kev, vile jew pedo