Thread 213352447

A solid 70% of the blame for Fantastic Four bombing at least has to go to them fucking up the Silver Surfer.

How do you even do that? He’s like the easiest character to get right and make cool, and they almost intentionally messed up by making him a woman in a movie they so badly needed to do well.

>>213352447 (OP)
What the fuck are you talking about?
Silver Surfer surfs on the gravitational waves of a fucking black hole in this movie, she's easily the coolest character.

>>213352495
>she’s
‘nuff said

I figure the change was a plant for when the Norin Radd of the prime MCU shows up, but they will likely abandon all that shit like they did with Kang the gentleman.

Silver Surfer was the only good part of that slog.

>>213352524
You're right, they should have made her a man so Johnny can have a gay crush on him instead.

>>213352447 (OP)
They included a woman Surfer because then the only prominent female character would be Sue. Naming her Shalla-Bal is a way to minimize backlash by not technically being a genderswap.
And considering how much Feige is a retard, i don't expect to ever seen an main MCU universe Norrin ever.

>>213352447 (OP)
You're an idiot. You have no vision. You can't see that Marvel plans this shit out. They literally refer to it as phases. The movie takes place in another universe. Its not the main one. They used the female one because obviously they're going to have her meet the male one in the main universe. Its clear as day. It writes itself. A few years from now every social media site will be flooded with fanart of the two them being cute together on a surf board flying through space. And you, the bandwagon jumping faggot you are, will act like you never made this thread and you never doubted

why is he called the silver surfer?

>>213352669
>They used the female one because obviously they're going to have her meet the male one in the main universe. It’s clear as day. It writes itself.
They needlessly made this movie more controversial and worse for what would have been a 5 second cameo of the old one in an overstuffed nostalgia baiting Doomsday movie?

Well now that movie is probably going to need to be rewritten with the Fantastic Four element toned down on after this bombed so hard. Should have just made this movie as well as possible.

>>213352719
Because he’s silver and he surfs

>>213352538
it was probably only so they could draw the motherhood as motivation parallel between her and sue

>>213352746
It wont be rewritten. Everything will continue as planned. They're building to it and the audience is fickle as always. There were detractors during the Thanos arc and look how that turned out. They're not going to change course, not unless Pedro Pascal starts beating white women

>>213352447 (OP)
You can't have cocks flopping about in a kids film even if they're silvery and polished.

>>213352762
Seeing as it is a woman though the Iron Board makes more sense.

>>213352817
>There were detractors during the Thanos arc and look how that turned out
The Thanos arc made money the whole way through, you think they don’t recognize how big the risk is making a core part of the plot of Doomsday centered around the characters from a movie currently bombing?

>>213352538
the change was obviously just so Johnny would have something to do. Without the femsurfer he wouldn't interact with a single woman in the movie aside from his sister and he's supposed to be the "womanizer". The 2007 one had Sue do it, but they probably didn't want to do that again because it would give off the impression she's cucking Reed.

They're not going to introduce Norin Radd.

imagine they had casted the lad with the big knockers Sidney Sweeny, PHWOAR!!!

>>213352866
Works for DC

>>213352669
Lol, no they used the female one so that could have the subplot with Johnny without making him gay. They're resetting the universe after SW and I doubt Surfer will be in either that or Doomsday.

>>213352447 (OP)
Shut up faggot...i don't watch to watch a nude bald dude, i'm not you at 14yo.

>>213352719
because she's silver and she surfs

>>213352447 (OP)
The cg looked like shit. The cast is hideous. sue looks like that whore that fucked 100 men in one day or whatever it was after bogging herself with plastic surgery. everyone hates pedro. johnny looks like a fucking cheap robert downey impersonator going on 40 playing a 20 year old. thing looks on model, but completely plastic and like hes not in the movie. uncanny look like unfinished cgi that is just pasted onto the scene instead of properly lit and blending in.

entire cast of ugly people and indian tier cgi after years of absolute dog shit mcu movies means no one gives a fuck about this trash.

>>213352447 (OP)
>>213352524
>>213352661
>>213352834
Why are you fags more interested in watching a naked silver man flying around than a naked silver woman?

>>213353023
You cannot read.

She's hot but she would be hotter with a dick

>>213353023
>Why are you fags
You answered your own question, they aren't interesting in women

>>213353023
that's retarded
like saying hey trump would be great as a hot sexy woman !!!!

>>213353199
he would be less great.

So it took seven days for F4 threads to go from telling me the movie was going to go gangbusters to solid cope at it's objective failure.

>>213353199
It'd be an improvement

>>213353199
Wait....Trump isn't a hot sexy woman?????

>>213352447 (OP)
>A solid 70% of the blame for Fantastic Four bombing at least has to go to them fucking up the Silver Surfer.
Why? Silver Surfer fucks off halfway though the movie, only to be seen for 30 seconds at the end.
The movie was just boring. Lame jokes, no chemistry, little FF action and a thousand cuts. The audience was tangibly bored.

>>213352447 (OP)
My problem with shit like this isn't that she's a woman or genderswapped. It's that they're typically written and portrayed for a female audience. We are not the same. In fact it's not unlikely they'll cut screentime or cut them out altogether because of people like you. I'm a straight male, i'm not interested in a fucking sausage fest.

>>213353696
It wasn't even the case in that movie. You could genderswap Silver Surfer back to male and it wouldn't change a thing. In general the movie wasn't as woke as I thought. It was just bland. Oh so bland. They didn't want to offend anyone, the modern audience or their actual audience, so they did nothing.

>>213353023
Naked YOUNG Hershlag would've been better than Thor.

>>213352627
Johnny could have cucked the Silver Surfer with Nova (played by Julia Garner) just like he did to the thing with that blind chick

>>213353193
still no good shots of this booty

>>213352447 (OP)
Honestly she was the least of the movie's problems

>I'm a herald.
>I herald
bravo

>>213352661
>Naming her Shalla-Bal is a way to minimize backlash by not technically being a genderswap.
It's still a gender swap. The fact that Surfer always had a girlfriend doesn't give them any 'technicality'.

>>213352495
I've seen this exact fucking comment in another thread. Fucking bots

>>213353023
He just looks cool, but a frowny silver woman looks lame. Do you also want to fuck sports cars?
Americans, I swear.

silverussy

Do you think they're still proud of hiring the commie Rick and Morty guy to write Ant-Man 3?